Its The Story of a Man Named Brady Who was Busy with a Bundchen of his Own.

But as Tommy Brady is learning … it’s best to be off with the old before you are on with the new ….and if you going to Go Long Mr. Football … you better go longer than Bridget Moynahan’s last period. Can I get an Amen!

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IT’S getting nasty between New England Patriots quarter back Tom Brady and his pregnant ex, “Six Degrees” actress Bridget Moynahan. Pals of Brady claim Moyna han didn’t bother to tell him she was announcing her pregnancy via Liz Smith’s column in The Post on Sunday. “Bridget didn’t even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this,” said a friend. Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, “may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It’s a little suspicious.”

There’s a little too much Frat House flavor to those comments for comfort - a the tail end of a three year relationship a baby is time for a serious conversation, not teenage she tricked me lines. The suspicion is that Brady is flying a little too high on Air Giselle to be bothered stepping up properly … and there’s a little tarnish on Boston’s golden boy already … treating a nice Irish girl so shabbily.

Biddy Moynahan’s camp makes a much stronger case:

But a friend of Moynahan said, “Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?”

Exactly … the pregnancy breakup is no one’s winning move.

A rep for Moynahan said, “We got calls [about the pregnancy] and confirmed them, but he did get a heads-up.” Brady is meanwhile in Paris with Bundchen , who will walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan next week. According to Brazilian gossip Anderson Antunes of Web site Glamurama, Bundchen has gained 14 pounds to weigh enough to be able to walk in the show.

Wow — every girl around Mr. Brady starts packing on the pounds.

In a sweetly FedEX fertility move - Bridget Moynihan is reportedly three months pregnant with Tom Bradys baby - after breaking up with her NFL boyfriend – just about three months ago.

He’s since been doing the rounds with supermodel Giselle Bundchen. Bridget hadn’t been quite so hasty about the rebound dating ….now we see why.

People Magazine reports the salient facts:

Moynahan, 35, who is over three months pregnant, is said to be “healthy and excited,” the paper reports.

This will be the first child for both Moynahan and Brady. A rep for the New England Patriots had no comment.

The actress, a former model who starred in the ABC drama Six Degrees, and the Patriots star quarterback, ended their three-year relationship at the end of last year.

Since then, Brady, 29, has been romancing Brazilian-born supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 26. The new couple, who a source told PEOPLE started dating just before Christmas, are in Paris over the weekend.

The pair caught the Academie du Spectacle Equestrian horse show at Versailles on Saturday before having dinner at the Café de la Paix, reportedly Bundchen’s favorite restaurant in the City of Light .

Former Model versus Super Model …. that’s a Reality TV concept with ratings written all over it. I think in this World Cup … Ireland beat down Brazil - Kimora Lee Simmons style.

They say comedy is all about timing. And its some excellent comic timing that puts the happy, healthy and excitedly pregnant stamp all over your ex’s Paris getaway. The most romantic city in the world … not this weekend! Nothing drains the hot romance out of a champagne weekend quicker than a baby on the way … and when it ain’t your baby … even more with the romance draining. It’s like the Roto-Rooter of romance draining. And Café de la Paix … apparently they were serving a Speciality of the Day … NFL flavored crow … with a side of humble pie .

Bridget Moynihan was glowingly out and about this weekend for the opening of her new film Gray Matters. Tom Brady has so far not been available for public comment … probably very busy getting those Bundchen knickers out of their twist. If he’s allowed anywhere near the sainted knickers at all.