The owner of the Tarzana, California salon where Britney shaved her head comped her on the buzz cut, but hoped to cash in big by selling Britney’s leftover hair plus extensions, a 1/4 empty can of Red Bull she drank from and her old lighter on eBay. The auction has been removed, but they did promise the shit was ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC!!!! and said you can come pick it up yourself to see. They were overshooting quite a bit by asking for a million plus for the hair, which certainly would go for five figures to Golden Palace or something, but even six is pushing it:

!!!!BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR!!!!
(and extensions)
PLUS Her Redbull and Bic Lighter

You have heard the story on the news… No need to repeat it here.

This is the auction you have been waiting for. I am selling the hair as well as the 3/4 full can of Redbull she was drinking and her blue Bic Lighter. I am selling this on behalf of Esther and her family.

We are offering it for sale here at what we feel is a realistic price. This is a piece of history that can not be duplicated.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC. THIS IS NOT A SCAM. BUYER IS ENCOURAGED TO DO A LOCAL PICK UP IN TARZANA, CALIFORNIA AND MEET WITH ME AND ESTHER. ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC AND THIS IS THE ONLY REAL LISTING. I THINK THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL.

Payment is to be made by cash, money order or cashiers check ONLY. NO PAYPAL.

Due to the unique nature and high value of these items, buyer is to be responsible for any shipping arrangements. Local pick up is highly encouraged

You think she could throw in the clippers too if she was asking over a million.

Although there’s no mention of it in the now-defunct auction listing, an earlier story had salon owner Esther Tognozzi saying she’d donate an unspecified “portion” of the proceeds to the Britney Spears Foundation, which strives to use entertainment to make a difference in children’s lives.

Other than that “tragic thing” her producer mentioned, Britney may have had a more practical reason to shave her head. Word is that she was already well on her way to going bald naturally and had several bald patches on her scalp from repeated peroxide treatments. It’s not surprising considering how often she changed her hair color.

Salon owner Tognozzi said that after Britney buzzed her head she said “My mom is going to freak.” She also says she asked Britney if this was a new beginning for her, and she answered “something like that.”

While there are no current auction listings by the seller, presumed to be Tognozzi, they have changed their eBay id from cornorstore to buybritneyshair suggesting they might sell it off lock by lock for maximum profitability. Do you want some?

Pictures from eBay listing and Flynetonline.

Britney Spears checked into rehab on the Caribbean island of Antigua, but she couldn’t hack it and got the hell out less than 24 hours later.

Then she flew back, coach, from Miami to her home in LA. She then went out to a hair salon where she demanded that a hairdresser shave her head. When he refused to do the deed, Britney snatched the clippers and did it herself. (x17 has the pictures of Britney shaving her head, and I’ve e-mailed them about purchasing the rights to publish them here. Everyone else is putting up the watermarked versions, but they are quite particular about it and say it’s illegal.)

Bald Britney then went from the hair salon to a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor, where she paid $80 for a new tattoo of a cross on her hip and some lips on her wrist. She freaked out at the pain though, and was said to be moving around a lot in the chair while she was getting inked. There was a huge crowd outside the tattoo parlor with paparazzi and people vying for a glimpse of the newly-shorn Britney. LAPD had to do crowd control outside as people watched Britney getting tattooed.

When asked why she shaved her head, Britney said “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.”

Employees at the tattoo parlor said it was clear she was “totally freaking out” and that she was “on the verge of a nervous breakdown.”

What I want to know is, if she was having trouble and didn’t want to go to rehab, couldn’t she have stayed in Antigua at a nice resort there?

Is she on some heavy drugs that are making her freak out and act all paranoid and self-destructive? Does she have a new nanny yet, and where’s her mother?

Thanks to The Blemish for finding this video:

Here are screenshots from the video:

Amid pictures of Britney partying in a borrowed bra and panties after news that she puked the previous night comes a letter from her former assistant, Felicia Culotta, to a fan site webmaster who’s more than willing to share it with you. Ruben at World of Britney previously posted a supposed IM conversation with Britney’s manager, and now he has a letter from her assistant of 9 years. The woman comes off as quite sweet and thoughtful in her letter, saying she can’t force Britney into a treatment facility and can only pray for her dear friend. She also hints that Britney treated her like shit withough coming out and saying so, stating “I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!”

Good for her. Here’s the full letter:

Ruben,
Once again–I commend you for your Honesty and Integrity. I have been reading your new website daily and am grateful to have that to go to, to check on the antics of Britney. Britney doesn’t have a Publicist for me to clear this thru first, so it will come directly from my heart to you!

I am writing in response to “Where is Felicia?” on your editorial.I am home–in Mississippi…….I am now a trained Corporate Flight Attendant and fly with a tiny jet company out of Georgia. I am also a substitute Preschool Teacher at the Church Preschool in my town. I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream.

I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…….

I want you to know Ruben that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearest—ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she’ll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

There’s just so much you can do to help a person—I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY. That, I have decided is the most and best I can do for my friend. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another—ANYONE!

It’s been a hard reality for me to face. I have lived my best example daily, and that is ALL I’m capable of. To see what’s transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she’d become.

All that to say this Ruben–I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!

Thank you for ALL you’ve done–ALL the love and support over the years. ALL the non-judgement and ALL the Honesty!

PLEASE let me know if there’s ANYTHING I can do to repay your kindness. With as much sincerity as I can Muster,

—FE

Damn. I guess when the rest of us are making fun of her there are people that are really worried about her and care what happens. It does indeed seem serious when viewed through this kind woman’s eyes.

I mean, I don’t want her to OD or get hurt or anything, but she’s richer than sin and it seems like she could clean up her act and have any kind of life she wants. She has all the resources in the world at her disposal and could travel all over and have all sorts of non-drug enhanced adventures. She’s choosing to hang out with stippers in her underwear now, though, and I guess that would be worrying to me if I actually cared about her.

Thanks to Gossip Momma via Lipstick for this story and picture.

And here’s a video featuring more of Britney’s partying and an US Weekly commentator who says her career is shit now:

Britney Spears does so many clearly stupid and white trash things every week, it’s hardly even news anymore. Another week, another drunken scene for the mother of two.

Extra reports yet another trashy Britney night on the town. In this version, she got shitfaced, switched outfits with a club dancer and had to be carried out of the club.

I am taking predictions for how long you think it will take before Britney bottoms out and finally goes to Rehab. In my trashy opinion, she should already be checked in to some “Shady Acres” treatment center of her choice. But she just keeps going.

My prediction for Brit’s rehab is 150 days or about 4 months from now. What do you guys think? Her antics are so predictable, it’s a given that she’ll do something stupid nearly every week. It’s not a matter of if she checks in somewhere…but when she checks in.

Step up and give me your best guess.

Picture of Britney from the Extra website.

Lately Britney seems like a sad sack who can’t keep a man. At first everyone was championing Britney for surprising freeloading K-Fed with divorce papers on election day. After Britney showed us all her c-section scar and was seen out partying for months at a time with questionable company, K-Fed’s character seemed spotless in comparison. Throw in a Superbowl commercial in which the best minds in marketing manage to make him look humble and like a good rapper, and he’s definitely ahead in the battle for public opinion and perhaps child custody.

People say model Isaac Cohen left Britney after a few weeks due to drama and pressure too early in the relationship. Isaac gave an interview to British tabloid News of the World in which he describes Britney as an insecure person who loves sex and cannot stand to face the reality of her life. He said she was miserable and asked him over and over if she was fat. He also said she has her wedding dress framed and hanging on a wall in her bedroom at home and is not moving on with her life after K-Fed.

In last week’s National Enquirer they reported that Britney had a meeting with K-Fed at her place and told him she’d give him a huge chunk of cash in exchange for getting back with her. They say she’s miserable without him and begged him to take her growing ass back. (I wanted to report it earlier, but was scrambling to get ready for my trip.)

“Britney begged Kevin to come back to her,” a source told The Enquirer.

“She told him, ‘I love you, I want you back, I’m so sorry.’ She’s offered him money, includind signing over all the proceeds from the sale of their $13.5 million Malibu mansion, plus unlimited access to her fortune, if he’ll be her man again.

[From The National Enquirer print edition, February 12, 2007]

They also claim the Britney said she’d stop partying and get outpatient treatment for her drinking problem if Kevin would go to counselling with her. She wants him to move back in with her, and says she’ll let his kids with Shar come over more often and will help finance his mother’s retirement.

K-Fed was said to be considering her offer, and his supposed buddy told the Enquirer “‘Kevin believes Britney will give him $10 million up front just to reconcile. He might get more in a divorce, but he feels that by staying married to Britney, he’ll keep his boys close.’”

If these two do get back together, Britney is said to be planning an interview to announce that they’re giving their doomed marriage another try for the tabloids’ sake.

Now The Enquirer is saying that Britney had sympathy sex with K-Fed in early December after they were already broken up, and that of course they didn’t use protection. She supposedly told him she thought she was pregnant yet again, but that it turned out just to be a scare or a revenge tactic. She wasn’t really pregnant, and K-Fed told her it probably wasn’t his, anyway:

“Britney told Kevin she might be with child number 3, Kevin just said ‘So, if you’re pregnant, it’s not mine!’” revealed a source.

The fighting Federlines had reunited for one night and had sex just after her December 2 birthday, said the source…

But soon after that torrid evening, it became clear to Britney that Kevin was interested only in the kids, divulged the source.

Feeling spurned, she stopped taking his calls. Kevin never saw the boys for the Christmas holidays despite leaving numerous messages for Britney.

The two didn’t talk again until after New Year’s…

No longer able to hold time with the kids over Kevin’s head, the insider believes that she pinned her hopes on the pregnancy scare to lure him back.

Instead, it had the opposite effect…

Kevin believes Britney didn’t use birth control when sleeping with other men, either. And because he believes she’s had so much sex without protection, he told her he’ll never sleep with her again, according to the source.

I’m not sure I buy the Enquirer’s stories about Britney, because their sources seem to be K-Fed’s buddies or PR team that works for pot or whomever. It could be true that Britney told him she thought she was pregnant, but it’s just as likely that they’re trying to smear her.

Assuming all this garbage is true, it looks like K-Fed was considering getting back with Britney and that his love of bling and custom cars might have been the achilles heel she tried to exploit by dangling a bunch of cash in front of him. She ruined her chances, though, by telling him she could be pregnant after they’d only had sex once.

It’s also possible that these stories conflict and that one person is saying she tried to get him back by pretending to be pregnant and another is saying she used her fortune to lure him. Either way, she’s still a sad sap.

Britney Spears mistook a control undergarment for a dress at fashion week in NY. At least she’s wearing underwear, even if it’s on the outside. She attended the Baby Phat show, and was seen out with her bored-looking manager admiring all the creative ways Kimora Lee Simmons manages to flaunt her love of fur and tacky fashion, maybe in that order.

You could see the pricetag for her bra through Britney’s sheer dress, and it looks like she had some near nip-slips while she was bent over watching the show, but this is an improvement for her.

Britney said being single was “awesome” when questioned about it, and that Kimora’s latest collection was “amazing.” No word on whether she’s hired Tom Cruise’s sister as her publicist, although given her recent public image and overuse of superlatives it’s possible.

Britney and K-Fed have extended their temporary custody agreement into February amid rumors that Britney wants him back despite the fact that she’s got a new boyfriend.

Pictures from BreatheHeavy.com

According to the New York Daily News, Britney Spears was rejected by the NFL. That’s right—the National Football League turned down Brit’s request to appear in a TV commercial to promote the league’s TV network.

The NFL is not exactly known for holding up the standards of good taste. Every commercial you see during an NFL game includes skanky girls and/or beer. To add insult to injury, a source for the NFL called Britney a “train wreck”

Ouch. Being told you are a “train wreck” by such a high class organization such as the National Football League is harsh. But is it harsh enough to penetrate Brit’s white trash brain? Probably not.

Update by Celebitchy: And guess who was given a spot in the superbowl ad instead of Britney - Paris Hilton. That’s classic.

Britney Spears and her FedEx lookalike hookup, model/actor Isaac Cohen, stayed in a $40,000 a night two story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa while in Vegas over the weekend. Their digs featured a giant rotating bed, Jacuzzi pool and personal glass elevator.

Spears and Cohen hit a few gay bars in Vegas. Recent paparazzi photos suggest that Britney can’t handle her liquor and barfed all over Cohen after one of their constant nights out. Cohen claimed that the nasty stuff on his hand was from a broken jar of gourmet chunky peanut butter he had in his pocket, which seems like a plausible excuse considering how creative he would have to be to come up with it on his own.

Britney was seen out in a god-awful flyaway wig at a park with little Sean Preston and the new manny this weekend. Her other child, four month old Jayden James, has yet to be seen with her.

Header image from Mollygood. Pictures of Britney at the playground from FlyNet Online.

Last night on David Letterman, Dave brought up the issue of stars without their panties and reminded Madonna that she gave him a pair of her panties once and he said he still has them. Madonna said “maybe you could send them to Britney.”

She said she’s “cut off from a lot of these stories” since she lives in England and apparently doesn’t watch TV, read a newspaper or use the Internet. She said she came to NY and the first thing she heard “was about everyone not wearing their underpants.”

And here’s a clip from Madonna’s famous 1996 appearance on Letterman, she says the f word 13 times and it’s not censored so it’s NSFW. She may diss Britney now, but she was just as bad in her own way. She’s smoking a cigar and accuses Dave of being obsessed with her:

Madonna recently said that she and Britney “just drifted apart” and said she never saw her again after their famous kiss at the VMAs, which made it sound like a one night stand. There’s speculation that Britney’s very public diss of Madonna’s Kaballah cult has more to do with their lapsed friendship than Britney’s fall from grace. It looks to me like Madonna is just bringing up Britney’s name to get headlines, and it seems to be working for her.

Madonna’s face looks a little different somehow and people are speculating that she’s had some work done recently.

Madonna’s most recent Letterman video is courtesy of TMZ.

When I first saw these pictures I was pretty sure they were old since Britney’s hanging out with K-Fed, right? Plus I can’t really keep track of her hairstyle lately and forgot that she went back to the blonde bob again. It turns out they’re new and she’s probably with a love interest, since she has such superb taste in men.

The last two guys she was linked to, douchebag-looking producer J.R. Rotem and philandering quarterback Matt Leinart, have been seen out in the company of more likely love interests. Matt Leinart was publically flirting with his ex, and Britney’s ex BFF, Paris Hilton, while Rotem seems to have inexplicably scored hot R&B artist Mya since they were seen leaving a party together.

I also kind of blew off this other story about Britney when I first read it, but now that other blogs are picking it up I guess it’s true. There’s a Craigslist ad looking for “experts” to help Britney with her comeback, and get this - the whole thing is going to be a reality TV show. Yeah, that’s a super great career move for Britney. As PITNB points out, her last attempt at reality TV was nauseating and completely unwatchable.

Thanks to Hollyscoop and Derek Hail for these pictures.

Update: this story is not true, and Britney is not doing a reality show. I got fooled by this one.