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Dec 30
'06
Britney and Paris Voted Worst Celeb Role Models


Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been voted the Worst Celebrity Role Models of 2006 in a joint poll between Associated Press and AOL.

Brit got a heaping 29% of the vote for the “Worst” role model, while Paris received 18% and the anti-Semitic ranting Mel Gibson got 17%. Way to go Brit! Your commando pics and party hopping have really paid off!

Other names on the “Worst Role Model” list include: Tom Cruise, Michael Richards, K-Fed, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie.

I know I’m white trash but I disagree that Angelina should be on this list. The woman gives zillions to the poor and adopts orphans. Sure, she broke up Brad and Jen’s marriage but why lump her with tramps girls like Brit and Paris?

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Paris Hilton, Racist, Sluts, Tom Cruise

Written by White Trash Mom         11 Comments »
Dec 29
'06
Top Celebrity Crotch Shots of 2006 (NSFW)
My brother told me to do a best crotch shots of 2006 post, and then I found an incoming link from The Most Boring Blog that did some of the work for me. I’ve added my favorites and ever-witty commentary. Paris, Britney and Lohan star in all their waxed glory.


8. Lindsay Lohan’s ass shocks onlooking children
April
While not quite a crotch shot, Lindsay Lohan’s ass slip at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards was a harbinger of things to come.

7. Paris reveals her butt from behind August
Paris hiked up her sheer dress to drunkenly reveal that she owes her figure to diet, not exercise.

6. Britney practices for her big reveal November
Britney hadn’t returned home in some time and was spotted out several days in the same “Little Miss Sunshine” T-Shirt, so we were willing to give her a pass for her first vag slip, which could have been chalked up to lack of clean underwear. The world would soon learn that it was no mistake.

5. Britney’s Parting Shot November
Britney gave us all a last glimpse of her hairless goods in an LA gas station parking lot. Paris was no longer with her, and it seemed a fitting end to an era.

4. Lindsay lets the wind do her dirty work September
We were all freaking out after finding these pictures of Lindsay going commando while exiting a boat at Cannes. For gossip bloggers, it seemed a major boon to find such clear crotch shots, but we had no idea what was about to come. Versions later surfaced of Lindsay wearing oddly textured pink panties, but it turned out that the panties were Photoshopped on for once and that the nudity was all too real.

3. Lindsay turns and coughs September
Lindsay showed that her big reveal wasn’t just a careless mistake by flashing paparazzi photographing her from outside a car at a London restaurant. It’s possible she’s just careless and doesn’t wear panties, but her two incidents were a little too close to be a coincidence.


2. Paris wears panties, but not really
July
The most popular post on Celebitchy, Paris’ arguably most revealing crotch shot was taken while the hard-partying heiress appeared to be wearing worthless panties. You can see a little string pushed off to the side to give us a better view.

1. Britney bares all November
Showing that she hadn’t mastered the art of the subtle crotch reveal, Britney turned and graced the crouching paparazzi with her hairless kitty from the passenger seat of Paris’ car, in one of a series of poon-baring incidents that managed to crash gossip blogs around the world. Her “skirt” was so far up that you could see her C-Section/lipo scar, and Paris tried to do damage control by closing Britney’s legs. Paris and Britney later broke up, but we can savor the photograph of their tender moment together forever.

Posted in Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Nude, Paris Hilton, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         33 Comments »
Dec 27
'06
Who had a boob job?


In Touch Weekly points out that Renee Zellwegger, Britney Spears, Nicole Kidman, and Carmen Electra are looking bustier lately. Their plastic surgeon renders the verdicts and speculation is that Renee and Carmen got implants while Britney’s bigger boobs are the result of her recent birth and Nicole’s can be chalked up to weight gain.

Thanks to Sammie’s Effluvia for scanning In Touch.

Posted in Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Nicole Kidman, Plastic Surgery, Renee Zellweger

Written by Celebitchy         13 Comments »
Dec 26
'06
Britney pukes all over the floor at a club


Britney was so drunk last Wednesday night that she couldn’t walk straight. Then the next night she puked all over the floor. Nice to know she was spending time with her children right before the holiday.

Britney Spears continued her boozy, out-of-control antics during a drinking spree at Hollywood’s trendy Le Deux nightclub Wednesday night, Dec. 20. An eyewitness tells Star, “Britney was drunk off her ass. She was completely trashed. She couldn’t walk straight, she couldn’t stand up straight. She was completely gone.”

Shortly after 2 a.m. Thursday morning, Dec. 22, after hours of non-stop partying, the mother of two, 25, “suddenly barfed all over the place,” the source adds. “There was barf all over the floor, some got on her; it smelled horrible. It was disgusting. It might have been sushi and saki she was spewing, since she’d dined at Katana Sushi Bar in West Hollywood a few hours earlier.

Britney is set to host a New Year’s party at Pure in Las Vegas this year. Word is that she will play a one minute clip from her new single called “Hate,” which should come out in March of next year. Her album is due for a release in the middle of 2007.

Pictures of Britney holding what is said to be a demo of her latest music were taken on 12/21 and found at BreatheHeavy.com

Posted in Britney Spears, Drunk, Music, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         13 Comments »
Dec 26
'06
To mock, admire, or something in between


The NY Times’ Caryn James has a thought-provoking article that’s rather relevant to the realm of celebrity gossip blogs. She looks back on the year of celebrity gawking, and says that negative publicity affects the stars’ careers, but that the verdict is out as to how much.

2006 brought celebrity watching to new depths of detail. We saw Britney’s c-section scar, learned about Angelina Jolie’s method of birth control, and speculated about Tom Cruise’s sexuality while fawning over pictures of his supposed baby. We vascillate between mocking celebrities for the human foibles and admiring them for being skinnier than us with better accessories.

While old Hollywood presented screen stars as brands and shielded them from bad press, modern Hollywood throws them to the wolves and paparazzi. It’s not as damning as it once was to get a DUI, to go to rehab, or to be perceived as a husband-stealer, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t affect public perception. We say our most admired stars are the ones with home lives that are beyond reproach:


This emphasis on off-screen fame almost brings celebrity full circle, back to the era when actors were brands; their larger-than-life personalities were as flimsy as cardboard and constructed for the public, but so huge that “Cary Grant” was bigger than any Cary Grant movie. The crucial difference, of course, is that the fierce control studios maintained over actors’ images — covering up arrests, arranging bogus dates — has given way to a media culture in which virtually nothing remains hidden, from Mr. Gibson’s arrest report to Britney Spears’s no-underpants crotch. As an old-fashioned emphasis on personality collides with today’s ever-changing onslaught of truth, gossip and damage control, the result is a moviegoing public that paradoxically idolizes and mocks its stars.

What this cult of personality means for movies is still in flux, as stars, publicists and filmgoers adjust to a new tug-of-war over image-making, but the conflict certainly intensified this year.

Stars searched for ways to fight back, not very effectively. Some were mischievous: George Clooney suggested thwarting the celebrity-sightings section of the Gawker Web site by flooding it with fake reports. (There are already so many ludicrous reports, who could tell the difference?)

Others took the battle (nearly) to court. Reese Witherspoon sued Star magazine for falsely stating she was pregnant and in return got its version of a retraction: another photo of her in a bikini and the explanation “She’s not pregnant — it’s bloat!” At least we know she’s not pregnant. (She has reportedly settled the suit.)

And Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s Vanity Fair photo spread introducing their baby daughter, Suri (shot by the also-famous Annie Leibovitz), followed by their hugely hyped, celebrity-jammed wedding in Italy — what was that about if not image shaping? They allowed only their own photographers at the wedding, which made the hype more orchestrated, not less real. Their control added a veneer of desiring privacy, a sham the public didn’t buy…

There was more dismal news for image-shaping celebs recently, from the annual Gallup Poll measuring movie stars’ appeal. Asked which star’s films they would make a special effort to see, the respondents gave Tom Hanks the top spot, no surprise. He has always been an actor in the old-fashioned mold, sticking close to good-guy roles that mirror his clean-cut image.

Asked whose films they would avoid, those polled gave it to Mr. Cruise in a landslide, 34 percent. Coming in a distant second was Ms. Jolie at 18 percent. Being perceived as a wacko or as a home wrecker are obviously not the best P.R. choices
.

It’s unclear how much the human failings of celebrities affect the box office. When people say that they’ll avoid Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie’s movies, all these details about their lives do seem to hurt their careers, but at least they’re staying in the public eye.

The posts about Angelina always have heated discussions, and some people dislike her so much that they use different nicknames to say the same thing over and over again as if several people have the same point about her. Rationally-minded commentors note that she’s considered the poster girl for husband-stealers and is an easy target for scorned women. While some may hate her, she attracts so much constant attention that the impact on the box office may be slight.

I hope that Britney’s career is going to suffer for all her partying and poon-baring, though. She’s a clear cut case of a celebrity who has made her bed and hasn’t changed the sheets in a long time.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Careers, Photos, Tom Cruise, TomKat

Written by Celebitchy         2 Comments »
Dec 21
'06
Button Up Britney

button up brit

After seeing some of the Britney pics from the LA Lakers game, I just have to know. Who in the hell is dressing Britney and could someone please tell her to at least button up her shirt!

It’s clear that Britney is dumber than a box of rocks. She’s nice but we agree that she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

For the love of God, isn’t there somebody in her family or her “posse” that can tell her to button up her shirt before she leaves home?

I’m not approaching the “button up” issue from a moral perspective. I am simply stating a fact from a pure PR standpoint. For the sake of any future career and more important for the custody of her kids—someone just button her top.

If she won’t stay away from the bars, you all just have to make sure Brit is dressed when she leaves the house. Who is with me on this one? Do I need to fly in do it myself?

Thanks to Splash News for the photo.

Update by Celebitchy: Britney even got asked to put on some clothes and get off the stage at a strip club.

Posted in Britney Spears, Fashion, Photos, Sluts

Written by White Trash Mom         14 Comments »
Dec 19
'06
Britney goes home for five minutes to shill perfume

Britney Spears appeared in a clip on Access Hollywood last night promoting her fragrances for the holidays. It looks like the first time she was home in ages, and true to form the celebrity news program reports that she was out partying again that night:

Britney has purchased a new home in Beverly Hills for $7.2 million, and from the looks of this video she seems to be already set up there.

Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com for linking this video.

Posted in Britney Spears, Business ventures, Video

Written by Celebitchy         2 Comments »
Dec 19
'06
Britney caught in bald-faced lie about her partying


One of Britney’s main points in her message to fans on her tiger-themed website was the fact that she hadn’t celebrated her birthday in two years. Mike Walker of The National Enquirer notes that Britney did have huge birthday blowouts the last two years that were well publicized. Britney, better get your facts straight before you try and make a worthless point:

On your Web site, you defend your insane headbanging - pre/post/and during your 25th birthday - by wah-waaah-ing: “It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town…it’s also been two years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday!” LIAR! The press reported that you whooped it up big-time on your 24th birthday at LA club LAX, “dancing into the wee hours with friends” - and a photo showed you there! On your 23rd birthday, Ms. Pinocchi-a, you staged a major blowout that made worldwide headlines - boogie-ing at LA club Concorde with hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE (remember him?). Then the two of you checked into the posh Bacara Spa and Hotel in Santa Barbara and hung out the “Do Not Disturb” sign for a long weekend that was described as a “48-hour sex marathon.” Too bad you fired your ace Hollywood PR firm, Britney. They’d have warned you against publishing such amateur-ish lies!

I guess that depends on what your definition of “celebrating” is, because if you do it with your ex, it doesn’t count.

The paparazzi websites don’t have new pictures up of Britney yet, so it’s possible she stayed home last night. It’s more likely that her stock is dropping since the market is flooded with pictures of her.

Here are two more pictures of Britney after the Lakers game from FlynetOnline.

Posted in Arrogant, Britney Spears, Parties, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
Dec 18
'06
Fake news: Paris Hilton is getting hitched with Britney maid of honor


Someone made this story up during this slow holiday news week, especially considering the source is a crappier British rag, but it’s worth repeating. There’s a rumor that Paris Hilton is going to get married before Christmas and that Britney is going to be her best girl. This is BS because Paris and Britney aren’t even friends anymore, and Paris was only wearing that giant fake engagement ring for publicity, but whatever:

BRITNEY Spears is to walk up the aisle again.
But don’t panic, the wayward soon-to-be double divorcée isn’t trying to give Liz Taylor a run for her money, she’s simply going to be Paris Hilton’s bridesmaid.

And yes, you did read that correctly, 25-year-old Hilton is going to become an honest woman – it’s Christmas, miracles happen – after agreeing to marry her fella.

The lucky chap is on/off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, 21, and his fortune as the heir to a shipping dynasty should make for a good bash – although his family aren’t keen.

Hilton finally coughed about her wedding plans at the Smashbox Cosmetics Holiday in West Hollywood where she was paying homage to the Avengers’ Emma Peel.

Paris, left, who has been spotted with a sparkler bigger than the rock of Gibraltar on her engagement finger said: “It’s true, I am going to get married.

“I want a fairytale wedding and Britney’s going to be my matron of honour. She can advise me…”

However Paris, ever the savvy lady, isn’t likely to follow Britney down the yellow brick road of stupidity. There was no way that she was going to marry a loser.

Not only is Stavros a good looking boy, Ms Hilton often carries a picture of his comely visage in a locket around her neck (if it goes with her outfit, obviously).

But he’s also incredibly wadded and providing his Orthodox Greek family don’t disinherit him over his union with the racy yank, Paris could be the new Jackie Onassis.

A mole told us: “There’s no date set but she’s adamant she’d want a wedding in Los Angeles and also a big celebration over in Greece.

Britney, also 25, who was at the Smashbox bash with her mate, didn’t comment.

Stavros’ parents won’t even meet Paris, and they are said to be in consensus with the rest of us by considering her trash. This is fake news, but it would make for a fun gossip holiday if it were true.

Posted in Britney Spears, Fake News, Paris Hilton, Photos, Stavros Niarchos, Weddings

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Dec 15
'06
Britney’s flash-in-the-pan JR Rotem doesn’t need to be such a poser


Poor Britney has no continuity in her life apart from late nights and public foibles. She recently dumped Paris as her new BFF, or maybe Paris did the dumping after Britney failed to learn the art of subtle vag exposure. Page Six reported that their friendship is over, and it seems to be true as they haven’t been photographed together in some time.

Britney was photographed earlier in the week making out with music producer JR Rotem who quickly made the rounds of Hollywood hotspots like Hyde (where he was denied) and high profile lunch spot The Ivy. He hasn’t been seen out with Britney again since, but he may be playing it cool and waiting to see her until a week or so passes. Everyone rolls their eyes when they see Rotem’s picture or check out his myspace because he looks like a complete wannabe.

Despite looking like a tool, Rotem is actually quite accomplished. I looked him up back when people were confusing him with the then-unknown manny Perry, and he really is as successful as he tries to make it seem. He produced hit tracks for Rihanna, Snoop Dogg, and 50 Cent, and has a great reputation in the business.

Having earned enough success to make posing unnecessary and kind of self-defeating, Rotem does it anyway. He went to Koi last night with young blondes Ashley Tisdale and Hayden Panettiere and was quick to tell waiting paparazzi about their upcoming albums.

K-Fed knows about Britney’s new relationship with Rotem as he promptly removed him from his top 20 friends on myspace once the news broke.

Britney is still partying up a storm. She was seen out in a see-through top and ripped little skirt with crap spilled on it this week. Her hair looks better after she dyed her extensions back to a caramel blonde color.

Britney went to a burlesque club on Wednesday night. She’s wearing underwear again but couldn’t stand all the clothing and had to take off a weird half-shirt with feathers she was wearing to sit around in her bra. Maybe her shirt was itchy, just like her pants that first time she hung out with Paris in Vegas.

Last night she couldn’t even start her car after hitting the clubs.

Well, if she does get back with Rotem it seems like they’re well suited for each other. They both have a lot of success at a young age and seem lack the practical sense to carry it off with any kind of dignity.

Here’s Britney out on Wednesday night. Pictures from Breathe Heavy.

Posted in Arrogant, Britney Spears, J.R. Rotem, Photos, Weak

Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
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