Britney Spears has put a temporary hold on her wild crazy nights with Paris Hilton. Her 3 month old baby, Jayden James, has come down with a nasty ear infection, prompting Britney to stay behind and care for the little tyke. Star magazine reports:

New BFFs Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were slated to arrive in South Beach last Friday, and spend Thanksgiving weekend there partying it up with music producer Scott Storch — who is working on Britney’s upcoming album — but Britney’s maternal instincts kicked in!

“Britney was supposed to come to Miami on Friday, but [her son] Jayden had an ear infection, so they had to cancel,” a source tells Star. “Jayden couldn’t fly because of the ear infection, and Britney didn’t want to leave him in L.A., so she scrapped the trip. She was waiting for him to get better, and was hoping to go, but she just decided to stay. She missed her flight on Friday, thinking she would get a later flight, but it never happened.” The source adds that Britney and Paris, along with Jayden, were supposed to stay at Scott’s place in Miami, and also record Britney’s album at a Miami recording Miami studio. Plus, Storch was planning to take them to Walt Disney World on Saturday.

I’m guessing little JJ’s ear infection may also be the real reason Britney pulled out of co-hosting the Billboard Music Awards with Paris next week. It wasn’t a rift ya’ll, it’s just that Britney suddenly remembered she was a mom.

Note by Celebitchy: Header image is of Britney and Sean Preston, because little Jayden James has yet to be seen.

Correction: Oops! Sorry guys, I misread the details of this story on Star this morning and made a huge mistake. The article from Star talks about how Britney, baby Jayden, and Paris were supposed to go to Miami Thanksgiving Weekend (meaning last weekend) and not this Friday, as I misunderstood. Sorry for the oversight. I read the story too fast and got the facts mixed up.

That being said, I think Britney’s just an awful person to say on one hand, she can’t travel to Miami because of her son’s ear infection, and then spend the entire weekend flashing her cooter on the streets of L.A. Bad bad Britney. Antics like this are gonna look just lovely for Team K-Fed in family court. How foolish I was to think she was actually being a concerned mom.

Britney just isn’t getting enough attention from hanging out with Paris Hilton constantly and having her publicist alert the paparazzi to their whereabouts. She flashed her punane again in a too-short dress. I was willing to give her a pass for her first kitty-baring mishap, as it seemed that she was tired and clueless and could genuinely lack clean underwear considering how often she was seen out in that “Little Miss Sunshine” shirt.

This time, though, it was way too obvious and deliberate. She bent over while wearing a really short dress and has ventured into inescapable Lohan country. Even the mainstream press is talking about it. ABC News asks if all this ass-flashing is damaging our impressionable young people, who just don’t know the meaning of manners:

Not so long ago, when a society woman flashed a hint of leg from beneath her petticoat, onlookers gasped.

Today, when Britney Spears displays her private parts to the paparazzi, the world points and laughs.

Spears is the latest star to give people a glimpse of what’s usually covered up, a trend that asks the question: What value, if any, does culture place on modesty today?

On Nov. 22, cameras caught Spears, the recently separated pop star and mother of two, in a leopard-print minidress so short it revealed her underwear.

Two days later, Spears was photographed getting out of a car in a hiked-up miniskirt. This time, her underwear was nowhere to be found.

According to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, Spears’ up-skirt shots are no mistake — they’re a classic cry for attention.

“She wants the picture taken. She wants the publicity. She wants people talking about her,” Hilton said of Spears. “That’s what people love to see more than anything. Why do you think celebrity sex tapes sell so well?”

The photos, which spread virally across the Internet, gained Spears entry to a club ruled by repeat flashers Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Cameras have caught Lohan panty-less four times over the last two months.

Paris and Britney have been hanging out with their “freaky frenemy” (Thanks to submitter Scout on Lipstick for that great title) Lohan lately. With company like Paris and Lohan, is it any wonder that Britney thinks showing her crotch several times is ok? She’ll be trying the strawberry Nesquick next. Paris looks like a savvy businesswoman when paired with those two. That was probably her plan all along.

Pictures shown here from Mollygood. Full pussy pictures in all their glory are at Egotastic]

Britney Spears has pretty much squandered all the goodwill points she gained for surprising K-Fed with divorce papers by hanging out with Paris Hilton constantly. In fact she doesn’t seem to have gone home to her multimillion dollar mansion in several days. She was spotted out in the same T-Shirt and shoes for a few days in a row, and was even seen buying new toys for her tots, with paparazzi agency x17 reporting that she is staying at a friends house and doesn’t want to return to her Malibu mansion with its lingering memories and weed stench of FedEx.

X17 notes that Britney was seen looking friendly with a new guy, who turned out to be an agent at the William Morris agency. He was not too recognizable, having gained a few lbs since he was last photographed with her. He seems to have reunited with Britney after a party at Paris’ house, and was seen out with her stocking up on children’s items and getting takeout lunch.

As for where Britney’s children are, little Jayden James is still a faceless mystery but Britney doesn’t seem to be foisting them off on the nanny full time. She told one of x17’s paparazzo that she had to get back to her babies. She was also seen out shopping with 14 month-old Sean Preston and Paris Hilton.

There is only one other 20-something psuedo-celebrity that could drag Britney down more than Paris and that’s Lindsay Lohan. Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart dropped Paris at his teammate’s urging, and someone should tell Britney that hanging out with Paris could hurt her career as much as K-Fed did. I guess self-sabotaging habits die hard.

Case in point: Britney’s vag slip. (I would publish it here but x17 sent me a cease and desist a while ago.) She’s learning a lot from Paris lately, or maybe she just needs clean underwear and would rather go commando.

Pictures courtesy of Celebrity Puke and Splash News Online. All used with permission.

More pictures of Britney, Paris and Sean Preston are after the jump.

K-Fed tried to declare that he’s up right up there with Osama with an on-stage stunt that was more hackneyed than anything Barbra Streisand could come up with. He had a member of his legion of hangers-on ask him during a performance at Hollywood’s House of Blues “Why does America hate you?”

Federline made the statement during a performance at Hollywood’s House of Blues Wednesday night.

Since the pair separated earlier this month, the 28-year-old has been vilified in the press as a gold-digging freeloader, capitalizing on his wife’s success and wealth.

But a packed house turned out to see a resilient Federline perform tracks from his debut album, Playing with Fire.

After lashing out at his detractors — shouting from the stage, “[Bleep] the haters, [bleep] the media, [bleep] the paparazzi” — Federline adapted lyrics to one of his songs. When a member of his entourage asked onstage, “Why does America hate you?” he replied, “Maybe because I took their queen. I am America’s most hated.”

At least he’s trying to capitalize on his punchline status and wants to turn himself into some sort of bad ass martyr. That seems kind of clever of him, but he’s just giving people more fodder to make fun of him. He further shows how out of touch he is by declaring Britney “queen.”

Now that the sex tape rumors have been sort of quashed, the British tabs can go on to speculate about the tell-all book that K-Fed is supposedly planning. Some British rag made up the name of Britney’s second child, and now they’re saying she’s bi and begged K-Fed for threesomes and that he’s ready to tell all about it:

BRITNEY Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps.

Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him.

The allegations will be at the centre of a bitter custody battle for their kids Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James.

A family source close to Federline said he was “prepared to reveal everything in court”.

The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally.

“She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”

Federline is furious after Britney filed for divorce two weeks ago.

The wannabe rapper — who is penning a tell-all book — will claim Britney is guilty of a string of mishaps involving Sean Preston.

There are several reasons why I don’t believe this. Britney was all “eww” when asked if she would kiss Madonna again, and she also was said to have been pissed when Jessica Simpson asked if she could kiss her pregnant stomach for a lark. It’s possible she secretly likes chicks and was being reactionary, but she married K-Fed after all. It just doesn’t add up for me.

I was also going to make some blanket statement about how only smart open-minded vixens like Angelina are bi, but then I remembered that Paris Hilton got it on with that South American VJ, so my theory is pretty much shot. Britney did take off her pants for Paris, so maybe she’s a garden-variety experimental type.

Britney was said to be incredibly upset over a K-Fed parody skit that Jimmy Kimmel did at the AMAs right before she presented. Kimmel did a dumb monologue about K-Fed and then put a lookalike in a box and made it seem like he was dumped off a dock. I can only think of a handful of exes whose lookalikes I would like to see drowned. Britney managed to pull herself together though and come on stage. Maybe she was using the gum to calm her nerves.

K-Fed is also being courted to appear on the British reality show Celebrity Big Brother. They’re offering him nearly $300,000 which sounds like an offer he won’t refuse.

Here’s Britney leaving Paris Hilton’s AMA after party. What the hell is she wearing?

Thanks to Splash News Online for these photos.

Britney was seen in the trash capital of the world back to her good old self. Her terribly obvious extensions were back and she wore a ted-up black sheer half-top with a red bra underneath. True to form, she had a mouth full of gum. Hair and makeup artists praised Britney for her willingness to submit to their expertise before her last Letterman appearance, but that was obviously short-lived.

Lainey’s Gossip has the highlights of the Britney divorce as told in US Weekly, including news that K-Fed wrote an asanine letter to Britney blaming her for all their problems, and that Britney’s mom Lynne is said to have staged an intervention urging Britney to dump K-Fed once and for all. It’s also rumored that she’s going to be collaborating with Justin Timberlake’s people:

Lynne Spears engineered the split and according to the magazine, staged an intervention along with Britney’s lawyer to snap her out of her Cheeto Haze.

Clearly it worked.

And when Britney snaps outta it, she’s snaps HARD. The revived Spears quickly put her plan in motion, cut off his phone, his cards, everything immediately, and then moved to pull her career back on track, with early buzz that she could have her album out perhaps by Spring. As for those reports of a professional collaboration with Pipsqueak?

Well, Janice Min’s folks say he could write a song for her with some of the biggest producers in Hollywood helping out on a few tracks. Can you imagine? Britney homewrecks on the No-Longer-Hermy Diaz??

She’s BACK, y’all!!!

More interesting highlights:

- Kevin claims he’s suing for custody not for money (bull-f*cking-shit you golddigging liar) but because he doesn’t think Britney is “mentally” sound enough to raise his kids. I guess having a ciggie dangling from his punk ass mouth is superb parenting, right?

- Kevin kept putting his wife down, making fun of her new and improved appearance

- Kevin wrote her a letter blaming HER for all of their problems

- Kevin was pissed that she owned all their attention, telling her she was holding back his success

Good for Britney. She’ll be back on stage performing in no time, and I’d like to see who she hooks up with next. Maybe she’ll do a complete 180 and pick a super nice, clean-cut guy.

Britney was photographed outside the Palms hotel in Vegas on 11/17 with her manager, Larry Rudolph, and some bodyguards. Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com for posting these.

Update: pictures removed on request.

Kevin Federline filed for sole custody of his two young children, which seems like a bold move considering his lifestyle. He seems to feel that Britney is a bad mother. Remember when she drove with Sean Preston in her lap? Or when she was cruising in her convertible with his car seat facing the wrong way? Unfortunately those incidents did happen, but I think they could happen to anyone. I think Federline is crazy, another publicity stunt perhaps.

The former dancer countersued Spears one day after she filed for divorce, asking for sole physical and legal custody of children Sean Preston, 14 months and Jayden James, 2 months.

Federline may use Spears’ series of very public parenting mishaps against her, including an incident earlier this year where she drove with Sean Preston on her lap and another where she had him in his car safety seat facing the wrong way.

According to Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, “Kevin feels he is a great parent and acting solely in the best interest of his children. He’s not doing this for the money.

“Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to protect and safeguard the children and will not be dissuaded or intimidated from the pursuit of these goals.”

Federline also has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson, Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2.

According to Jackson, she doesn’t receive any child support from Federline, but he does pay for the children’s private school costs.

Spears’ grandfather, June Austin Spears has lashed out at Federline telling Star magazine, “Why didn’t he try and get custody of his other kids?

“It’s because that other woman doesn’t have money, and Britney has money.”

Source

Radar Online had these great photos taken inside of Britney’s mansion, which they say is pretty cheap at a paltry $13.5 million when compared to the local market. The next cheapest place in their Malibu neighborhood is going for $21 million. It looks like a showroom at a tacky furniture store. Hopefully they had good maids there, because it must have been a bitch to dust all those ugly hanging fabrics and various knicknacks.

Pink is the New Blog reports that Britney has left Louisiana with her two infants and is going to Las Vegas, where it is thought that she will continue work on her new album.

K-Fed was seen moving out of the mansion yesterday with his homies loading up a big SUV. He’ll undoubtedly pay them in pizza since Britney cut off his funds.

He was also photographed promoting Evian water, which is pretty damn funny considering that his concert waiver states “No Evian.” Beggers can’t be choosers.

A porn bigwig who put the Colin Farrel sex tape online says that he was contacted by a believable individual (*cough* K-Fed *cough) about distributing a digital tape of K-Fed and Britney going at it. He claims that the person who called him knew enough details and insider information to make it seem like a legitimate offer.

He also says that the footage of Britney doing the nasty is worth about four times as much as Paris Hilton’s night-vision atrocity:

“Two days after Britney filed for divorce I was contacted by an individual [who] indicated that he had a digital video of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline having sex,” David Hans Schmidt — the man who’s brokered deals over compromising photos and footage of such stars as Collin Farrell and Jamie Foxx — tells the Star. “This gentleman knew enough names and identified enough parties involved to indicate that the tape could exist!” According to Schmidt, the tape was supposedly shot before Spears and Federline were married in 2004.

If the tape does exist, it would be a hit in the porn world. Schmidt says it could make $200 million and “would smash Paris Hilton’s sex tape sales [upward of $50 million] like an Oreo cookie!”

That video of a Britney lookalike giving a way too professional BJ is said to be fake, and it doesn’t seem like it’s her since she had black hair in the video and this sex tape was supposedly made when she was on her honeymoon. It could be a red herring, though, and just because that one is fake doesn’t mean there’s not a real sex tape that rivals Pam and Tommy’s video.

If this is true K-Fed is sure to sell that tape soon. He’s writing shit on the walls about Britney, and will relish releasing that crap to the world. We too will relish downloading it and talking smack about it for weeks.

There are new candids of Britney in her hometown in the deep south available at Celebrity Baby Scoop.

The Britney Spears BJ tape that was circulating a few days ago is said to be fake, but the latest rumor is that Britney shot a Tonya Harding-style honeymoon sex tape and that K-Fed is trying to sell it for $50 million.

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again…on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: “This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it.”

Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.

The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games.It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.

The source close to Federline said: “At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

“They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.

“They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.

“Britney didn’t think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last.

“They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras—even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits.

Even with the fake quotes, the article seemed somewhat believable until they suggest that Britney and K-Fed played chess together. Either the British rags are getting lazy or they work clues in there to let you know that it’s bullshit. (Thanks to DListed for pointing this out.)