Britney changed little SP’s diaper at a Victoria’s Secret lingerie store. She didn’t try to be discreet by using one of the plushy ottomans in the dressing room and just plopped him down next the cash register. When she was done she handed the dirty diaper to the woman at the counter to throw away for her!

She could have changed his diaper in the car, a nearby bathroom, or in the dressing room, but instead she used the floor in a high traffic area of the store. How “country” of her.

Britney shocked diners at a restaurant in early March by changing Sean Preston’s diaper - right on the table in front of other guests trying to enjoy their meals.

Perry may be hot, but he’s a novice in the baby department and what Britney needs is an all-purpose baby coach to advise her on safety and etiquette issues. In other words - she needs some class!

She says the tabloids are too hard on her and that they’ve gone too far, but she continues to make deliberate dumb mistakes.

Here are screencaps from Britney’s interview with Matt Lauer, which airs in its entirety tonight on Dateline. Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com for these photos and the composite image above. They also have portions of Britney’s upcoming interview transcribed.

Maddona is pissed off at Britney because she showed some sense for once and rejected the money pit Kabbalah cult.

A few years ago I was dating this uber-hot but kind of slow guy. I had misgivings about him, but it was when I found out he was involved with Amway I realized I had to bolt.

Cult members are compelled to convert everyone they know. It’s the ultimate insult to tell them that you’re not interested in their “religion.”

Madonna tried to tie her fading star to Britney a few years ago, and was flattering herself by thinking she could mold the pop star in her own crazy image. Now Madonna may have a semblance of a career back while all Britney has is her very public misery, but at least Britney didn’t get sucked into a cult. Madonna thinks she has all the answers, but she leans on Kabbalah like a crutch while they get rich off her gullibility. Let’s hope Britney gets her life on track soon. There are no quick fixes to enlightenment, but standing up for yourself and finding your own way is a good start.

X17online, which seems to be the official blog of the X17 paparrazi photo agency, claims to have an exclusive with pictures that show Britney getting into the front seat of her gas-guzzling Escalade with nine month-old Sean Preston. As commentors note, it’s impossible to tell if she sits with SP on her lap as she has so eloquently defended as a “country” practice, or if she climbs into the back of the huge vehicle to put him safely in his carseat. Given Britney’s reputation, it’s hard to speculate whether she would have learned yet that people are watching her and that she needs to be careful, or if she would behave according to stereotype and continue to make dumb decisions that threaten her baby’s safety. We’re not sure, and are posting these pictures to get your comments.

Here is also a video preview of Britney’s Dateline interview, which airs in part on Thursday morning on the Today Show and can be seen in full in a special that evening. She seems really pitiful, and I wish she would just lay low for a while and try to get her identity back rather than granting an interview. Sure she wants people to know that everything is just fine with her sad relationship, but she can’t keep it together and shouldn’t be talking to the press.

Britney’s boyguard and inexperienced manny, Perry Taylor, wanted to become a US Navy Seal, but a bad stint in the Navy caused by too much boozing and carousing squashed his dreams and forced him to take a career in security:

Perry may have been a drinker like a lot of young people, but he’s still ten times better than K-Fed, whose only brush with responsibility was working as a back up dancer and trying to start a career in a field he’s completely inadequate in.

Britney and K-Fed were photographed together for the first time in weeks. K-Fed looked tired and uncomfortable with his family, in contrast to the calm and slightly bemused look that Perry Taylor sports when he’s helping Britney with Sean Preston, which isn’t even in his job description. Perry seems like a stand up guy with a regular past that isn’t too embarassing.

Here are Perry’s family pictures, which are a bit blurry and not terribly interesting, but you might want to see them. Thanks to BritneySpears.nu for the story and pictures.

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In an interview with Matt Lauer to air in Thursday night, Britney defends driving with her baby on her lap, saying that she often sat on her dad’s lap as a child while he was behind the wheel, and that the practice is “country”:

In this case “country” is code for “stupid,” which is sure to piss off non city-dwellers everywhere.

Britney also defends her marriage with the absent Kevin, saying it’s awesome that he’s not living in the basement:

It’s not true that Kevin’s living in the basement because he’s sleeping on a friend’s couch in an apartment in Studio City, California and hasn’t seen Britney in weeks. In her book that’s awesome because Kevin is even more “country” than she is and she’s afraid he’ll endanger Sean Preston if he comes back to smoke up the house again with his pals.

It’s sad that she thinks the paparrazi is the cause of her emotional state, but she should blame Kevin for that, not the hoards of photographers that follow her everywhere.

Yes, I know I already talked about these people today, but this is big news - it means that K-Fed realizes that his cash flow is about to be seriously restricted, and is resorting to a backup plan of living beyond his means like an average mallrat wannabe rapper from the ‘burbs:

Ok, so Kevin has a somewhat smarter plan - he hopes to stick Britney with the bill during the divorce. That means the big D-Day is coming, people!

Of course Kevin is said to be jealous of gorgeous helpful Perry, who is getting a lot more positive press as Britney’s bodyguard than K-Fed ever did as her deadbeat husband. He must be reading TMZ like the rest of us, because he can’t get jealous of Perry in person since he’s never been seen with him. He aso hasn’t been photographed with Britney in over two months.

Here are some scans from Star courtesy of BreatheHeavy.com. You can read Star’s article about Perry that’s similar to news we’ve already posted. He’s a great guy and is changing Sean Preston’s diapers, helping Britney around the house, and generally pissing off absent Kevin.

Britian’s The Sun, which we do not trust, is reporting that Britney and Kevin spent the weekend together and that Britney is upset that Kevin wants to make a movie that glorifies his psuedo-gansta past, similar to “8 Mile,” except “8 Mile” was moderately accurate:

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Now, if Britney and Kevin spent the weekend together, why do they mention it as an afterthought? They haven’t been photographed together in over two months and this would be huge news. The paparazzi follow them everywhere and there’s no way this part of the story is true.

It might be true that Kevin is planning a film based on his life though. That sounds like the sort of thing the incompetent rapper would try. He claims to have been in a gang in Fresno, California, but he was vague and declined to give details because there aren’t any.

Kevin, you’ve only hustled for Britney’s money, and that’s pretty inventive of you but it doesn’t really make you capable of a film career beyond the unwatchable “Chaotic.”

In related news, a couple of days ago we reported that Britney was going to design baby clothes. It’s probably true because sleuths at Socialite’s Life discovered that Britney has trademarked her infant son’s name, Sean Preston, suggesting that she’s planning a line of clothing under his name.

Here are outtakes from Britney’s magazine spread for Glamour UK. The official pictures came out in early May of this year. [via]

Britney’s “Manny” is not a childcare expert at all - he’s a security guard who graduated from the Naval Academy and chose a career as Britney’s security guard instead of working for a private security firm in Iraq. He also has a hot girlfriend, so he can’t be shagging Britney, right?

His Mom tells TMZ that he doesn’t know much about babies, and is “just learning” how to care for Sean Preston. He looks like he’s a quick learner to us, and he would make a great dad!

That’s too bad that he has a girlfriend, because everyone wanted to attribute Britney’s personal changes to an affair with the mystery man. Reader Millie pointed out that Princess Caroline married her bodyguard, so it’s possible for Britney, too!

It looks like Britney can take full credit for her new outlook, and that might be the best news of all.

Here is Perry getting groceries. [via] Obviously the source we quoted in an earlier report that claimed his name was “Henry” was wrong.

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TMZ has a report stating that one of Kevin Federline’s boys has denied the rumors that Kevin and Britney are headed for a divorce:

Kevin’s staying in an apartment in California and hasn’t been spotted with Britney in 74 days according to Us Weekly’s counter. His friends are quick to say he’s still with Britney but clearly he’s not. Whether she’s filed and signed divorce papers yet is another matter.

The National Ledger points out that Kevin’s friends may say he’s still with Britney but that Britney and K-Fed’s publicists aren’t saying a word. Kevin’s publicist put out a press release when he donated his hair, so you know if he’s still with Britney they would be all over that.

Here is Britney at an Orange County resort yesterday with her manny, Henry.

Britney Spears was photographed working out on Monday! She was even wearing makeup. This is good news for Britney. She’s learning to drive stick, has a new car and a new male nanny and may be divorcing Kevin finally. Now that she’s working out you can be sure that she’s getting out of the rut she’s been in since hurting her ankle in 2004 and shacking up with K-Fed.

Britney is said to be planning to design her own line of baby clothes a la Gwen Stefani. She’s reportedly bored and doodling sketches for an infant fashion line aimed at high-end boutiques:

Britney has terrible fashion taste, but people are going to market and buy that crap if this story is true. My son has several outfits that people have bought him with ears and tails on them. It’s not like you can humiliate a baby by dressing him in dumb clothing. Babies are just about the only demographic that Britney can safely design for.

Here she is at the gym. Thanks to breatheheavy.com for these photos, which were supposedly taken two days ago on June 5th.