It’s funny to think that guys like Kevin Federline and Charlie Sheen are looking like better parents than their former wives. I mean Charlie Sheen was one of Heidi Fleiss’ most famous clients. So if anyone would know about the ups and downs of pimping, it would be Sheen. He tried to stop his ex-wife Denise Richards from pimping out their kids by featuring them on her upcoming reality show. Despite his objections, the court commissioner decided that Richard’s could go ahead with her plan.

Now, notorious bad boy Charlie seems to be a more sensible caregiver than his ex, Denise Richards. Only Charlie isn’t doing as well as K-Fed at the courthouse.

TMZ reports that despite Charlie’s objections, a court commissioner granted Denise permission for the divorced couple’s two daughters to co-star in her upcoming reality show. Appropriately enough, Charlie seems no way OK with subjecting Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, to constant public scrutiny. Meanwhile, despite certain undisclosed restrictions applied to the court ruling, Denise is “very happy” with the court’s decision, according to the Web site.

[From MSNBC]

Apparently Denise is doing the show with Ryan Seacrest, though what role Seacrest will play is unclear. Ryan called Denise “an interesting personality.” I’m calling Ryan a bold-faced liar.

Mega mogul Ryan Seacrest revealed that he is in talks with Denise Richards to film a reality TV show about her life. The American Idol host and radio personality told Extra that he finds Richards “an interesting personality.”

“We’ve been in talks about doing a series with her. I don’t know if the kids would necessarily be involved. It would be about her, if we do this, and her life. And what she wants to do with it, with her career.”

[From OK!]

I think this show actually sounds like a fabulous idea, because it’ll put that final nail in Richard’s career coffin. She’s got as much personality as a bag of gummy worms. As dull and terrible as anything with her in it would be, I really do worry for her kids. I have never seen so many pictures of two little girls who always look miserable. Catching them in a smile seems incredibly hard. I’m sure having two angry parents doesn’t do much for your happiness, nor does it encourage a fulfilling, carefree childhood. But having those two parents be Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards? That’s probably the one thing that could make it worse.

The world’s longest custody battle still continues, with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen again appearing in court to squabble over whether their daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, should be allowed to appear in a reality TV show with mother Denise. I guess she has to raise the funds for her endless custody battle from somewhere.

Just to bring you up to speed, the couple first filed for divorce in March 2005, following their June 2002 wedding. They briefly reconciled but decided to proceed with the divorce in January 2006, when Lola was six months old. The divorce was finalized in November 2006, but the custody battle has continued right up until this January, following one request from Charlie Sheen to be able to choose his own nannies, and one from Denise Richards to stop the girls staying with Charlie overnight.

Now, the couple are back in court because Denise Richards wants to have her own reality show, and feature her children in it.

“This goes against everything Sheen believes in… and he feels it’s exploitative of the children for the mother’s own vanity and greed,” a source close to Sheen reveals to Extra.

In order for their girls to appear on the show, Sheen has to give his approval. So far, he has refused. Richards will reportedly ask the court to revoke Sheen’s power as father in this particular matter, so she can move forward with the show without his consent.

OK! Magazine

What would the Denise Richards reality show feature? Her getting dressed all pretty and taking her kids to the park? She actually has a couple of movies coming out soon, including Jolene and Deep In The Valley, does she really need a reality show?

She doesn’t have a lead role in either film, and one looks like a teenage flick (there’s a character called ‘Officer Brittany Speared’) but surely that is paying the bills. One thing is for sure, and that is that television does not need another lame celebrity starring in a lame reality show. Can’t we just resolve the writer’s strike and go back to half hour sitcoms?

Denise Richards new movie, Blonde and Blonder, played in fourteen cinemas and made $26,500 in its opening weekend just past.

Picture note by Celebitchy Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are shown at the Hammerstein Ballroom in NY on 11/2/03 in the header image. Charlie used to be really hot. Photo below is of Denise on probably Sam at the Ratatouille premiere on 6/22/07. Thanks to PRPhotos.

Denise Richards is a 36 year-old adult, not a teenager. She should be too old to be spreading rumors to make her ex’s fiancé jealous.

One story said she’d asked Charlie, after his engagement to another woman, to give her a third child.

This single mom who rises every day 5 a.m. (she and I spoke at that hour) said: “Never. I do not want another child. That was to make his girlfriend Brooke jealous, make her think I wanted to get back together. I’m a single mom. I do not want more children.”

Page Six

I believe you wouldn’t want more children, crazy lady. She might be able to cope with another baby if she didn’t have ten dogs. Ten dogs? Who walks them?

Denise has put her $3.9 million house on the market, and moved into a larger one in the same suburb of Hidden Hills, California. It’s a good thing she bought the new $4.6 million home - not many rental properties are available for pets.

Charlie Sheen is obviously trying very hard to keep his fiance Brooke Mueller happy while this nasty divorce goes on - he’s getting his tattoos removed. I’m guessing the first to go will be his ‘Denise’ tattoo. It doesn’t seem like something you could easily change to another word. Like Pamela changed her ‘Tommy’ tat to ‘Mommy’.

I’d actually be pretty inclined to keep my tattoos, even if they are starting to look lame on a man of Charlie’s age, just as a part of my life history. Then again, I could just keep some photos write down a few thoughts in a journal rather than drawing on myself. Besides, it really, really hurts when you get one. People who say it doesn’t are either fibbing or have a higher pain tolerance than I do.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Denise Richards is shown in a god awful dress at the H.E.R. Luau at The Playboy Mansion on 7/21/2007.

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, what do I think of you? I’m sure you’re hunkered down in your bed right now fretting over that very question, huh? Well I used to think you were a horny pervy mess who used Heidi Fleiss’s hookers way too much. Though that implies that there’s an acceptable amount of hookerage that’s okay, and that’s not really the case. But you took it to some legendary extremes. Then I felt kinda badly for you, because Denise Richards was sorta crazy and losing her mind while trying to use your kids to punish you. But then I heard some crazy messages you left for her, and it sounds like you have bigger issues than previously mentioned… and you were already looking quasi-insane. But now, here you are, getting your tattoos lasered off for your fiancée, and that’s pretty nice of you. So I’m left in a moral quandary, and I can’t really tell you where I stand. But I’ll keep you updated.

“What’s the difference between love and tattoos? Tattoos last forever. But Charlie Sheen hopes to change all that by promising to remove his 13 tattoos for fiancée Brooke Mueller, 30, who is apparently not a fan of her man’s ink. According to the New York Post’s Page Six, the once hard-partying actor doesn’t remember getting some of the tats, like the stingray on his left ankle or the dragon wearing glasses. A tat of a wooden sign nailed to his chest above his heart reads, ‘Back in 15 minutes.’

“‘That one was meant to be an ashtray but went horribly wrong,’ Sheen, 42, has said. ‘I can’t even remember the year I got it.’ The Two and a Half Men star is no stranger to tattoo removal. With the help of a laser, he’s already blasted off the ‘Denise’ tattoo he had inked on his left wrist in honor of ex-wife Denise Richards.”

[From Us Weekly]

I wish I wasn’t a crazily superstitious person, but I am. I don’t walk under ladders, open umbrellas inside, or throw fortunes from cookies away. That last one is a superstition I invented myself, but I totally think it’s true. And I’m pretty sure that there’s no quicker way to doom a relationship than to get someone’s name tattooed on your body. It’s just asking for failure. I once tried to convince a (now) ex-boyfriend to get Thumper the rabbit tattooed somewhere for me, and I’m pretty sure the reason our relationship lasted as long as it did is that he didn’t listen. Though I still think it’d be freaking cute, Charlie Sheen should totally get a Thumper tattoo. It’s this joyous mix of tough guy (hello, tattoo!) and sweet, cuddly guy (hello, foot pounding rabbit!). Just a thought. Put Brooke’s name on it somewhere and I’m sure she won’t mind a little bit. And it won’t doom their relationship at all. Because I think his prior history already takes care of that.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Here’s Charlie Sheen at the CBS Summer Press Tour in July. He had “Denise” tattooed on his left wrist, so either his watch is just perfectly placed, or he’s been working on the tattoo removal for a while. Images thanks to Splash Photos.

Every few weeks some new detail comes out in the Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorce that seems to swing my opinion toward the other party. While I thought that Richards was cruel and heartless for trying to deny Sheen overnight visits with his daughters Sam, 2, and Lola, 3, the e-mails he sent her that she brought up in her custody battle make him seem a lot less innocent in the matter.

While even if all this is true he doesn’t seem to pose a threat to his daughters, he still comes off as a jerk with a short temper and a mean streak. That’s what Richards surely wanted to convey to the world when she made his nasty e-mails to her public.

Sheen is said to have called Richards a “jobless pig” and to have told her to “go cry to [her] bald mother.” Richard’s mother is undergoing treatment for cancer so that’s particularly cruel:

GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser,” Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple’s custody battle.

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

“You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

“I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage,” the documents state.

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”

[NY Post]

A lot of women bring up their husband’s interest in porn in divorce cases. Guys like porn, it’s just how they’re wired. As long as it doesn’t interfere with your relationship and they’re not spending an inordinate amount of time on it or letting the kids see it, I don’t see the harm.

Still, if Sheen was e-mailing pictures of his dick around unsolicited that’s another thing. I doubt all these women consented to receiving the pictures, but if he was already separated or divorced from Richards and asked the other parties if they were open to receiving the pictures, that’s his business. I never got the appeal of pictures of naked guys with erections, but as long as he’s not doing it around his daughters or forcing it on unsuspecting women, who are we to judge his kinks?

The NY Post reminds us that Sheen apologized before these e-mails were leaked, saying “I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue [sic] and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever.”

He still seems like someone who honestly wants to see his daughters and doesn’t pose a threat to them. Richards is saying he’s into underage-”looking” porn, but if you look up porn online it’s hard to avoid the younger-looking women. (Which just seems sad and borderline criminal even if they’re over 18.)

It’s hard to imagine people being this nasty to each other when there are children involved, and I hope they can keep their mouths shut and try to get along for the sake of their daughters. Although they may be young now, the stuff Richards is making public will be available for their kids to look up as soon as they can type.

Here are pictures from the 2 and a Half Men 100th anniversary party yesterday. Charlie Sheen is shown with his fiance, Brooke Wolofsky.Thanks to PRPhotos.

I’m starting to think Denise Richards is a whole lotta psycho. Not that she ever seemed anything less than dumb and kinda crazy, but I think she may be talking it up a notch or twelve. The problem is that the guy she’s doing it against is Charlie Sheen, and historically he hasn’t been known for being a pillar of morality or normalcy either. So the biggest part of the challenge is to sort out who’s psycho and who’s just crazy. And I’ve decided my money is on Richards for the psycho trophy. (In case you’re wondering, it looks like the Emmy statuette but it holds a little golden knife). Sheen responds to Richard’s accusations of sexual impropriety in a pretty long letter in which he states that he won’t dignify the majority of the complaints with a response… and then does just that. I don’t normally like to quote long diatribes in their entirety, but to really make my point I’m going to let Sheen’s ‘tribe speak for itself. Yes I just coined a new word. ‘tribe, as in “diatribe.” Tell your friends.

“I will not dignify the majority of these allegations set forth by Denise Richards with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane. For the record, as well as for the scales of morality, the following must be clarified: Two years ago, when this circus first arrived, I chose a high road position and remained quiet and dignified. Yet, based on the resurfacing of certain specific claims, made in a severe and grievous manner, illustrating Ms. Richards poor judgment on every possible front, I must counter with these FACTS.

“The FBI was aware of these issues. I provided them with every computer I owned. The computers were returned two weeks later. Haven’t heard from them since. Period. The end. During the 18 months before my request to select my own child care provider, not a single complaint was made or received regarding the welfare of the children while under the care of myself and/or Brooke. I repeat - NOT A SINGLE COMPLAINT by either Ms. Richards herself, or her representatives and nanny.

“All of this, keep in mind, is because I asked the court to grant me the legal and God-given freedom of choice to hire my own child care provider. I have asked that the Court eliminate Ms. Richards ability to abuse and harass us any longer. One can only imagine what we’ve withstood thus far.

“Brooke and I remain committed to the task at hand. These unlawful and diabolical accusations will not distract us from the focus of our resolve. Shortly before unleashing her attack Mr. Richards asked for another baby via a sperm donation, after her divisive attempts at a reconciliation behind Brooke’s back failed. She was flat out rejected.

“I am making every possible effort to assure that the courts focus on my children and their welfare. My refusal to dignify garbage needs to be understood in the context of the history of this case and Denise’s need and desire to make it about issues that do not involve anything other than her emotions.”

[From Extra]

I remember when my parents went through an especially acrimonious divorce several years ago, and they wrote a lot of angry letters to each other. They chose to send theirs to “Access Hollywood” instead of “Extra,” feeling at the time that it was a little classier today. Of course these days “Extra” is the classier of the two, and I like to think that, if they were to divorce again, my parents would be as classy as Charlie Sheen and go that route.

This all bodes really well for Sheen and Richard’s two daughters. Because nothing says love like vaguely veiled hints that your father may, at any time, molest you, while your mother sits in the corner pulling the hairs off the cat one by one.

Note by Jaybird: Here’s Charlie and fiancé Brooke Mueller at the Emmys. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Charlie Sheen has been outspoken about the fact that his ex wife, Denise Richards, has been less than gracious in letting him have court-ordered time with his two girls. He accused her a few weeks ago of sending an assistant to spy on him when he was visiting with Sam, 3, and Lola, 2. A judge ordered that a nanny of Richard’s choice should accompany Sheen during his time with the girls - and Richards sent her personal assistant.

More explosively, Sheen says that Richards asked him to father another baby with her, a charge she adamantly denies, but one that Sheen says he has documentation to prove. He made the allegations to Entertainment Tonight last month:

“There was a request for a donation,” Sheen, who is now engaged to Brooke Mueller, tells TV’s Entertainment Tonight, as reported on the Web site for its sister show, The Insider.

“Without getting into it here,” the The Two and a Half Men Emmy nominee, 41, tells ET’s Mark Steines, “there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.”

Asked if he would take this alleged offer from Richards seriously, Sheen replies: “I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?”

Richards denied Sheen’s claim, telling The New York Post’s Page Six column Monday: “I don’t want another child right now. I have my hands full.”

In response to Richards’s denial Sheen replied, “She can make every claim in the world. But what she stated in something she wrote would completely and totally defy that.”

[From People.com]

Now Richards is trying to stick it to Sheen and is petitioning the court to revoke his overnight visits with the girls. She’s bringing up the same allegations she exposed during their divorce, that he’s into Internet porn and underage girls. By dragging all this up again, she’s only making herself look bad. Sheen responded to her allegations evenly and makes it clear that her tactics are all too transparent:

In the papers obtained by Access Hollywood, Richards is asking the court to terminate Sheen’s overnight privileges with the couple’s two daughters (ages 2 and 3).

The filings are filled with explosive accusations against Sheen, with Richards claiming her ex-husband still exhibits “inappropriate behavior… and conduct,” including “his attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts.”

Sheen released the following statement to Access Hollywood on Wednesday:

“Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. She behaves as though she OWNS our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching. The truth will prevail. It always does.”

[From Access Hollywood]

Sheen is happily engaged to a new woman, and that’s got to get under Richards’ skin. She has yet to be tied a new man after Richie Sambora and there was a rumor that she was using an incredibly expensive dating service to try and land a rich guy. I’m not saying a woman needs a man to be happy or to behave cordially, just that someone who is already a super bitch is probably much worse when she doesn’t have a man doting on her. Sheen is no angel and maybe he did share some penis pics online, but I doubt he’s anything but a loving father to his girls. Richards always manages to come off like the bitter vindictive party in their divorce.

Charlie and Denise are shown in the header image on 10/20/03 at the Scary Movie 3 premiere. Denise is shown below on 6/22/07 at the Ratatouille premiere. Her daughters usually look miserable at events. Thanks to PRPhotos for these images.

Though at last report they were getting along and sharing meals with their significant others, Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have fallen back into their old routine. They really try to one-up each other on the crazy. Sheen has just filed a lawsuit against Richards, regarding his visitation with their daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2. Their original custody agreement stipulates that Charlie’s visitations must be supervised. Charlie is suing so that he can provide his own nanny to supervise the visits during those times. As it stands now, Denise sends her own nanny, who Charlie believes Denise is using to spy on him and report back to her.

“Friends of Sheen made a number of claims to Page Six about the situation, all of which Richards vehemently denies.

“’She’s doing everything she can to keep his visits supervised by her nanny, because her nanny spies for her,’ one Sheen pal said.”

[From Page Six]

Sheen was kind enough to have a heart-to-heart with Entertainment tonight, and told them:

“’What I am doing is pursuing a relationship with my daughters that is unpolluted,’ he told Entertainment Tonight about the suit, which seeks to prevent Richards from specifying which nanny accompanies the children on visits.

“The legal papers claim: ‘It is not necessary, appropriate, or in the best interest of the children that [Richards] selects child care providers for my custodial periods.’

“Sheen also claims that he and his 29-year-old fiancé have ‘have a strong relationship with the children … and provide them with a structured and safe environment’.

“The actor is also seeking to halt the ‘unnecessary phone calls to me and my home’ by Richards.”

[From iafrica.com]

Sheen also claims that Denise wants a child, and asked him to be the father.

“’There was a request for a donation,’ he claimed during the interview with Entertainment Tonight.

“’Without getting into it here… there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.’

“But he wouldn’t ever comply with the request, he claimed.

“”I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon,’ he said. ‘Does that answer it?’

“Although Richards has denied his claim, Sheen said: ‘She can make every claim in the world. But what she stated in something she wrote would completely and totally defy that.’”

Sheen related the claim to his legal battle over the supervised visitations.

“’The baffling thing about this is that if I’m good enough to, as it were, provide my DNA, I should surely be good enough to hire my own child care provider,’ he said.

[From iafrica.com]

If that’s true, not only does Charlie Sheen have a good point (something I never thought I’d write) but it’s also a really weird request to make, considering the acrimony between these two. Denise did respond to his allegations, essentially denying everything Sheen said.

“But Richards contradicted the friends’ claims. ‘This is disgusting,’ she told us. ‘He is doing this now because he’s not happy with me and the custody arrangement.’

“She rebutted Sheen’s pals’ charges one by one: ‘My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That’s a valid request. He doesn’t stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that’s not my fault.

“’I did ask both Charlie and Brooke to lunch to see the kids - he hadn’t seen them in two weeks - but only Brooke took me up on it. The paparazzi were already following me, as they do every day, and took a picture - and I have the bill for the flowers I sent from Mark’s Garden. Brooke even showed my nanny the flowers.’

“Richards added, ‘I don’t want another child right now. I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career. I thought I was past all this stuff.’”

[From Page Six]

Squabbling couples are the worst. I feel so sorry for their kids, because you can tell that these two are going to badmouth each other to anyone who will listen, kids probably included. They just seem to have the maturity of a zygote. They’re having hissy fits and using lawyers to get even with each other. I don’t know why, but my gut instinct is that Charlie Sheen is flattering himself with his “request for a donation” thing. Just a hunch. These two are going to have to be co-parents for another sixteen years, minimum. It’d be great if they could get their acts together, move on with their lives, and stop being so vindictive towards each other.

Picture note by JayBird: Here are Denise Richards and daughter Sam at the “Ratatouille” premiere, and Charlie Sheen with his fiancee Brooke Mueller at the Chrysalis’ 5th Annual Butterfly Ball in June 2006. Back when Brooke was still known as Brook Wolofsky. Header image is of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards when they were (obviously) still together at the “Big Bounce” Premiere in January 2004. Images thanks to PR Photos.

The stars of CBS television were on hand to promote the network at the Stars Party held at the Wandsworth Theatre in Westwood, California yesterday. Hewitt wore a cute black strapless dress with a wide skirt and flats.

Hewitt said in a recent interview that working on “Ghost Whisperer” helped change her perspective on the supernatural. She said she didn’t believe in ghosts before she worked on the series as a medium, but now she’s open to the idea.

Hewitt says the show helps people realize that life is not forever and that you should spend time with people you love when you have the chance:

“Go and say your ‘I love yous’ and your ‘I’m sorrys’ and spend time with the people you love and really make it count because life is a fleeting thing.”

The show has also changed Hewitt’s perception about death. Although she used to be afraid to broach the subject, Hewitt now tries to see it in a positive light.

“Death is not a horrible thing. It’s a painful thing for those who are left behind. But for the person who leaves, it’s like, I was here and I did something tremendous and great and people are going to remember me for it, whether it’s a million people or just five. And when you look at it that way, it becomes a positive thing.”

She also didn’t believe in ghosts before, and hasn’t seen one either.

However, after spending one season playing Melinda, Hewitt has changed her mind. Well, sort of.

“I think I have to believe in it a little in order to play Melinda every day,” she stressed. “You know, there probably are these energies, spirits and ghosts and, maybe, we should have a little more appreciation for them.”

[From The Star, Malaysian paper]

She also said that people expect her to be like her character Melinda and help them contact the dead in their time of grief:

“People want me to come to funerals and just sit there and help them out. And it’s a very odd thing because I’m not really sure what I would do for them.”

She said she doesn’t mind people paying attention to her boobs and that “there’s a hundred other body parts that I feel completely insecure about and would rather no one ever talked about. So if they focus on breasts, it’s fine with me.”

Hewitt attended the event with her boyfriend of over a year, Scottish actor Ross McCall. They seem really happy together and I bet they get engaged soon.

Thanks to WENN for these pictures. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyson Hannigan, and Charlie Sheen are pictured.

The ‘Just Divorced’ sign is barely out of his car window, and Charlie Sheen is engaged to…er, some chick I’ve never heard of actually. Her name’s Brooke Mueller ands he’s a real estate investor. In New Zealand that’s code for unemployed but has a lot of cash, particularly when it’s someone else’s cash. Now she also has a $500,000 engagement ring.

Denise Richards has allegedly welcomed the idea, being nice to the future stepmother to her children.

I have my reservations about this marriage lasting. Here are ten reasons not to marry Charlie Sheen.

1. Shot his former girlfriend Kelly Preston. Sure, this was an accident and she only suffered minor injuries, but not unreasonably the relationship didn’t last very long after this.

2. His name is on Heidi Fleiss’ client list. Even if it was many years ago, antibiotics don’t cure everything!! He was with 27 of her girls, he admitted in court.

3. Marriage to Donna Peele only lasted a year, and this will be his third marriage coming.

4. Used to date adult film stars Heather Hunter and Ginger Lynn Allen. Admittedly not at the same time, but remember what I said about antibiotics? It applies to penicillin too.

5. In his last divorce Denise Richards stated that she feared for her safety, that Charlie was abusive, had a gambling addiction and visited prostitutes. He denies this, and is Denise Richards a reliable source of information?

6. He is Maxim’s no. 2 on their living legends of sex list. He has allegedly slept with 5,000 women, but came in second to an Italian hotel porter named Umberto Billo. The hotel porter had slept with 8,000 women, and was fired for being too tired to perform his hotel duties.

7. Charlie is a drug user and alcoholic, but clean and sober since 1998. Unless you believe Denise Richards, who claims that he’s addicted to prescription painkillers he bought on the internet. He did go to mega-trendy Promises rehab though.

9. You would need to watch Two And A Half Men during the marriage.

10. Daughter, Sam, was born during the production of Scary Movie 3. Since the movie’s initials are “SM,” he and wife Denise Richards wanted a name with those two letters in it. Strange?

Sources: Wikipedia, IMDB.

I’m sure you could find more dirt on poor Charlie, but I’m actually starting to feel a little sorry for him. In a stay-the-hell-away-from-my-daughter kind of way. Anyway, he’s getting married. Congratulations Charlie and Brooke.

Update by Celebitchy I was initially confused by this, because I thought this chick’s last name was Wolofsky. It turns out she goes by three names, Mueller, Wolofsky and Allen, at least according to iVillage’s Daily Blabber.

Picture of Charlie and Brooke is from June 3rd, thanks to SplashNews. Do you think she’s pregnant or just voluptuous?