Rihanna has injured her foot on her first day of vacation.

R+B star RIHANNA is hobbling about on crutches after accidentally running into a chair. The Umbrella singer, whose legs are insured for a million dollars, is sporting a bandaged right foot after injuring herself on the first day of a well-earned break. Doctors have instructed the 19-year-old to rest up for at least two weeks.

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Her legs are insured for a million dollars? I guess this is because dance might be considered an integral part of her act, but it seems like a strange thing to insure. Is it standard practice to insure individual parts of your body? Rihanna won’t be cancelling any concerts, but TMZ reports that some shows may be performed from a chair.

In other cancelled concert news, Christina Aguilera has canceled the final two shows of her world tour, two hours before the show began. This was following her earlier cancelled dates in Australia, she flew to New Zealand yesterday, before canceling the show.

“I would like to apologise once again to all of my fans here in New Zealand for having to cancel my last two shows of my tour. This is my first time in your beautiful country and I have really been looking forward to performing for you all.

“Unfortunately, I caught a bad flu virus and I have not been able to recover in time. Thank you all for your continued love and support and I can’t wait for the next time. With love, Christina.”

New Zealand Herald

These shows haven’t been postponed – is this because the singer will be too pregnant to continue her tour at a later date?

Note by Celebitchy: Rihanna’s legs are insured for a million dollars because she’s the spokesperson for Gillette’s “legs of a goddess” campaign. She is shown shopping yesterday, thanks to Splash News.

I’m a firm believer that women are at their best in a pencil skirt and fitted jacket, or anything 1940s-tailored, for that matter. Curves are accentuated, waists are defined, and a pair of ultra-feminine pumps clinches the ensemble. There are a few celebrities who come back to this look again and again: Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, and Victoria Beckham (say what you will about her, but she does look pretty great about 60% of the time) have all been known to put a retro spin on suit separates, with beautiful results.

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Christina Aguilera has been photographed out drunk off her ass several times, but at least she’s usually with her husband and keeps it in her pants/mini skirt. She also doesn’t have any kids at home to worry about, so more power to her.

She was carried out of a London club by one of her staff at 5:00 AM after having a few too many glasses of champagne with the Black Eyed Peas:

TINY Christina Aguilera is clearly a bit of a lightweight when it comes to drinking.

The Dirrty singer looked far from Beautiful as she was carried out of London’s Kabaret’s Prophecy club on a pal’s shoulders after a private party.

And amazingly the petite star had only sipped a few glasses of Veuve Clicquot and one vodka shot.

Our source explains: “Not only is she very little but she was quite tired because she’s in the middle of her tour.

“Her party still ran up a pretty sizeable £2,000 bar bill, mind you.”

Sexy Aggy, 25, looked demure in a fitted white jacket when she headed for the Soho club at 1.30am.

She grooved merrily with her dancers and The Black Eyed Peas until 5am when she made her piggyback exit and slumped into a limo.

Here’s Christina trying to hide under a jacket after her wild night out. Contrast the pictures below of her hiding her face with Britney’s recent drunken pictures letting it all hang out.

She is shown in the header image while out on November 21 in Dublin outside another club. Pictures from Christina-A.net

Christina Aguilera seems to be giving quotes that may come back to bite her in the ass if her relationship hits a rough patch or breaks up. She must not read all the relationship quotes by Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon that were dragged out once their marriages failed.

She states that obvious by saying that marriage is “hard” and that the first year was difficult. She must be trying to commiserate with Britney in her own haughty “I’m better than you” way, but it seems rather foolish of her to open up her relationship to speculation.

Whereas most celebs will always tell you that everything is rosy in their gardens, Xtina has admitted that her marriage isn’t perfect.

She wed executive JORDAN BRATMAN last November and admitted: “I think it is hard.

“You are surprised and disappointed by certain things in your first year.

“I think the biggest misconception is that everything is going to be perfect and nothing will go wrong.”

However, the Dirrty singer insists she won’t be following in the footsteps of rival pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS and filing for divorce.

She added: “We have a strong bond. I’m prepared to grow old with this man. We look forward to the ups and downs.”

To prove her love for Jordan, Christina has dedicated new album track Save Me From Myself to him.

She said: “He’s helped me heal a lot. The song really just means having that one person in your life who’s able to pick you up and pull you out when you get in those dark spaces in yourself and are dwelling on the negative.

“They get you to look at all the bright and beautiful things around you.”

What she’s saying is true, but how wise is it of her to admit that there is trouble in her relationship? Shouldn’t she blow it off if asked, maybe say there are problems like in everyone else’s marriage but that love will carry you through or something?

I bet in another 6-8 months her marriage will be the next one to fall apart. Good guys are rare, but love and gratitude only go so far when you’re shaking your ass in front of thousands of people and have most of the world’s resources at your disposal.

Here is Christina with her husband of one year, Jordan Bratman, out to dinner on November 5th. [via]

Christina Aguilera told USA Weekend magazine that she suffered from her father’s abuse while her family was stationed on a military base. She says that domestic abuse is common on military bases in her experience. Starpulse runs the quote from the article with commentary that she’s “attacking” military bases, but she seems to be speaking about her childhood and doesn’t overgeneralize:

That’s too bad that Christina had to go through that as a child and it’s good that she found a decent man like Jordan and didn’t pick another creep like her dad. It’s hard to take her seriously as a person, though, when it’s rumored that she doesn’t even look interviewers in the eye. Still, she should be commended for talking about her difficult childhood.

Here is Christina in a Robert Sebree Photoshoot (via Gossipin) and in Seventeen Magazine (from Hollywood’s Best)

Christina Aguilera says that she loves having sex with her husband, music producer Jordan Bratman, in public places.

Unfortunately Aguilera seems to prefer indoor public places, making embarassing pictures unlikely. I don’t really want to imagine Aguilera and Bratman having sex, and wish I never brought it up.

Here they are outside of a restaurant on 7/28. Aguilera looks drunk, and she seems to have dribbled something on her left breast. [via]

There’s not much of a story to go along with these pictures. Aguilera’s International Barbie Pepsi ad aired in the US this week, but we already covered that. Here’s Aguilera at her hotel in Paris on July 17th. She seems to have ditched her nipple ring.

The fat guy ogling her in one of the pictures is pretty disgusting. One forgets that celebrities are the subjects of all sorts of creepy desires. When they dress like Christina Aguilera, it’s no wonder.

Pepsico tries to show that carbonated sugar water is palatable to all gullible cultures by posing Christina Aguilera in various outfits and hairstyles that would look just as good on International collector Barbies.

Aguilera used to shill for Pepsi’s biggest competitor, Coke, but moved over when they gave her the chance to spend more time in hair and makeup. Her endorsement deal is said to be around $3.7 million:

A more accurate spokesperson for Pepsi would be Rosie O’Donnell. We loved the normal Snapple lady from Long Island. Why can’t Pepsi go the everyperson route and hire an average person who actually consumes their drink? Jared helped Subway boost sales, and a non-celebrity everyman/woman would do the same for Pepsi. Instead some brilliant marketer decided to use Christina Aguilera and make her look even more plastic.

Pictures [via]

Christina Aguilera is such a diva. Not only does she arrive hours late for most every scheduled interview, she also refuses to look interviewers in the eye. She insists that the room is darkly lit and sits facing the other way while she answers questions:

(From the popbitch e-mail newsletter)

If this is true it’s ridiculous and Aguilera deserves a serious career slump for being so arrogant. Maybe she’ll learn when she’s older that she’s no better than anyone else and that you have to be kind to people - especially the press - if you want a good reputation.

Maybe kids will soften Aguilera’s outlook - although she predictably doesn’t seem to want any because they would interfere with the amount of time she has available to apply makeup. She’s vague on the issue of children and gives a diplomatic answer to make it seem like not completely uninterested in them:

(From In Touch print edition.)

Notice that she doesn’t say she’ll start thinking of having a family, she gives an answer that’s even more removed from that - “we’ll start venturing into the mindframe of starting” a family. That means no way does she want kids at this point.

She has also called her new album “Back to Basics” her “child” and that it’s like having twins:

WTF would she know about having kids or being pregnant? That’s so fucking snotty. Once Aguilera realizes she wants kids - when she’s over 35 and her clock is ticking - she won’t be able to get pregnant because she couldn’t be bothered when she was fertile.

Here she is leaving her New York City hotel on 6/22 [via] and outside of MTV’s Total Request Live on 6/21.

Everyone thought it was amazing how gorgeous a cleaned-up K-Fed looked when the pictures from his Item Magazine spread came out. He kind of looked like a used car salesman to me. (If you still think he’s cute, just check out these pictures of him lounging around the pool with his gut hanging out during his PR vacation with Britney.)

K-Fed is the new face of the Blue Marlin Clothing Company’s Five Star Vintage Clothing Line. Guess they don’t mind having their brand associated with a guy whose only claim to fame is fathering lots of children and starring in the cringe-worthy “Chaotic”.

Christina Aguilera has made another dig at Britney’s husband, K-Fed, saying that her husband is reliable and “isn’t trying to put out an album” or be in the spotlight:

Aguilera felt the need to bring everyone’s attention to the fact that Britney was not at the MTV Music Awards this year. She said something about wanting to chat with her, but she was really highlighting how hot she still is, while Britney has let herself go and is focusing on her role as a neglectful mother. Aguilera called Britney’s wedding to K-Fed two years ago “pathetic” at the time, and she was unfortunately right.

Some of these pictures of K-Fed’s Item Magazine shoot you’ve seen before, but many are new. If K-Fed can clean up, maybe Britney can, too.

Pictures [via]