Courtney Love, in what I’m guessing was some sort of manic state, made over 60 new posts on her MySpace blog yesterday. All about fashion, and how her maid stole $3,000 a day and a bunch of her clothes. But because it’s Courtney Love, it makes absolutely no sense. I mean less than none. I spent more time trying to figure out two of her sentences than it would normally take me to read two pages. The woman is flat out batshit insane. I have no idea how she manages to function in the world. At all.

Courtney Love was furiously posting 60 posts on her MySpace Blog. 60 posts in a matter of just a few hours. This is why doing meth while blogging is never a good idea. Actually, this is why doing meth if your name is Courtney Love isn’t a good idea.

CLove accuses her housekeeper, Miriam Torres, of stealing a shit load of her precious designer clothes. She went to Style.com and posted links from fashion shows of every single piece that was allegedly taken from her with a description. Crackie Love also accuses Miriam of taking millions of dollars from her. She writes, “Miriams a cow who is into black magic and took all she could.”

How many times do you think she’s fallen for that Nigerian businessman scam?

I barely got through half of it, because my brains started to crave meth after reading just a few of her entries. I’m surprised everybody around CLove isn’t on some kind of hardcore drug. It’s the only way to deal with her insanity.

Court’s mood also goes from “suicidal depression in the midst of opulence” to “Krimping.”

You can read the whole thing for yourself here. It’s fucked. This is what happens when OCD, meth, CLove and a MacBook collide in a bad, bad way. Somebody take the internet away from her.

[From Dlisted]

You can read the entries from yesterday here. To say they’re absolutely insane is an understatement. I think Courtney removed at least some of what she posted, because there’s no longer any mention of “Miriam’s a cow.” It’s also unclear if she’s listing all the pieces of clothing Miriam stole, or clothing she just likes. She seems to fawn over a lot of it, but it appears to be just admiration for many of them. There are references to owning and wearing things, but it’s unclear how they’re connected to Miriam the maid.

The woman is so off her rocker and her thoughts are really scattered. The whole thing reads like a bipolar mania nightmare, and it’s just exhausting to go through. Courtney is easily the worst writer I’ve ever read. Not just in the “she has poor grammar” sense, but in the “I can taste purple in the air” sense. She writes like a crazy person - it’s all you can think about when you read her words. I don’t blame this maid for being pissed at her. I can’t imagine she’s a reasonable person to work for. Of course I’m also assuming the maid is a figment of Courtney’s imagination.

Here’s Courtney shopping away t Cross Creek in Malibu on September 16th. Images thanks to Fame.

Courtney Love’s blog entries are worse than the text messages I tap out using the number pad on my phone. At least the stuff I write without vowels still makes sense.

Love listed her mood on MySpace as “bouncy,” with a happy crazy looking icon, and then seemed to indicate that she was super happy that Prop 8 passed. Prop 8 is an amendment to the California State Constitution which bans same sex marriage by defining marriage as between a man and a woman. Love has a lot of gay friends she hangs around with, so the only conclusion I can reach is that she is either woefully misinformed and hasn’t bothered to read the news or that she’s just such a poor communicator that her intent is lost:

blown away
Current mood: bouncy

that prop 8 passsed! motherfuckers! who voted against it!
it was confusing language in malibu there were kids reminding us to vote yes thatthe language was conbfusing and people were votingno when they meant yes or soemthing

[From Courtney Love's official myspace via Firedoglake]

Doesn’t that sound like she got fooled by people at the polls telling her to vote “Yes” on Prop 8 and somehow convincing her that voting “Yes” was supporting gay rights? She’s doesn’t elaborate on this, and just goes on to say that she’s impressed by Obama and that she enjoys online shopping. (At least that’s what I think she was talking about.)

Courtney posted the story this morning her time and still hasn’t updated it to either backtrack in her hastily worded way or indicate that she actually has a clue. All she needs to do is google Prop 8 and she could easily figure out that she was duped and shouldn’t have voted for it. She indicates that she heard the news that it had passed, so why didn’t she grasp at that point that it was a bill against gay rights? The mind boggles at how easily some people are fooled.

Update: Courtney Love claims she did vote no on Prop 8, and that it’s us who are confused:

Current mood: apoplectic

oh you pretty things!

i voted NO against prop 8 !!!! the kids outside were there to clarify that the language was indeed confusing, and so by the way it was, i think its possible alot of people voting YES on prop 8 thought they were voting AGAINST it
I AM NOT ONE OF THEM

and oer the Huffington Post
ARianna knows me, she knows i am an intelligent and refined woman as anyone who knows me knows,
stop leaning on 1 my shitty grammatical errors and spelling when i blog

[From Courtney Love's myspace via firedoglake]

Courtney - how intelligent can you be when you can’t write a coherent sentence? You can learn how to write in a way that people can understand, hire an editor and/or ghostwriter, or just stop blogging. Otherwise you’ll just continue to seem like a dingbat without a clue. We rarely, if ever, get comments on this blog that are as poorly written and hard to understand as your average blog entry.

Courtney Love is shown out in Malibu on 9/16/08. Credit: Fame

Courtney Love has had gastric bypass surgery to lose weight, and is rather amused that we all bought her story that the loss came from half starving herself and detoxing.

The former Hole singer, 44, once wrote on her blog that she was inspired to lose weight by Oprah Winfrey who got thin by drinking slimming drinks.

But a source told the the News of the World: ‘Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I’ve had hypnosis but why bother with all that effort? All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted’.

‘Courtney has always had problems with her appearance and is convinced she is ugly and fat. Two years ago she had a gastric band fitted at a surgery in Beverly Hills.

‘Lots of doctors refused to do it as she was nowhere near obese, just a little overweight, but eventually she found one.

‘And as soon as she had the operation the excess weight started to drop off her. Now she is just skin and bones and looks terrible.’

Daily Mail

Courtney might think it’s funny that we all fell for her ruse, but we weren’t the ones who got cut open, fitted with a surgical device then sewn up again at great expense. Although, no one was really going to follow Courtney’s advice as – apart from the fact she’s a raving maniac – she claims to have lost weight using meal substitute shakes and detoxing. I’m trying to decide whether the surgery or the diets would be more torture.

Courtney recently claimed that someone has stolen Kurt Cobain’s ashes from her, and an Australian artist says she’s going to smoke them to set him free. So much for the more traditional practice of scattering them gently on a hillside. Courtney has made no statement about this, but hopefully she’ll get them back. Regardless of the ‘artistic merit’ of smoking Kurt (why do I suspect that he won’t be going alone, but rather indulged in a large joint?) I think his widow probably deserves to decide exactly how to set him free.

Here’s Courtney Love in Hawaii on 3/29/07. Credit: EDO/COB/Fame Pictures

Photo from Frances Bean Cobain’s 16th party found on her myspace, which has since been removed
Last week we ran a story about Frances Bean Cobain’s “suicide-themed” 16th birthday party. Frances is the daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain, the former lead singer of Nirvana who died in an apparent suicide in 1994. I was contacted by a woman who claims to be an online friend of Frances, but who hasn’t spoken to her in some time. She provided photos and enough background to make her story seem credible. She said she has another friend who knows Kurt Cobain’s family and that they’re very interested in the news about the “suicide” party, as this is the first they’ve heard about it. Family members were said to be looking for more evidence of the party, but the photo album has since been removed from the myspace where it was found. According to the source, Frances has been cut off from most of her father’s side of the family, including her 80 year-old great grandfather, Leland, for years.

Frances is barred from contacting most of Kurt’s family
Courtney Love lost custody of her then 11 year-old daughter Frances from late 2003 to February, 2005, when she was going through problems with drugs and the law. Frances was with Kurt’s mom, Wendy O’Connor, at that time. Courtney eventually regained custody of Frances after she went to rehab, but is said to have cut Frances off from her father’s side of the family except for Kurt’s mother and his sister. It’s unknown how long it’s been since Frances has seen them, though. The source said “After Courtney won custody back, she completely shut out the entire family from seeing Frances except for Kurt’s mother Wendy and his sister Kim. ”

The source explained how she met Frances online and how she came to know friends of the family. She said that Frances was just looking for people online to talk with and that “A lot of people thought it was someone pretending to be Frances, but when she started posting polaroids of herself and friends and then on Courtney’s page you see Courtney’s polaroids with her band members and you can see that it was really Frances.”

On Frances’ feelings about rumors that her father was murdered by her mother
The source went on to say that Frances is very troubled by suggestions that her mother may have had a hand in her late father’s death, and that she was particularly bothered by a photo Courtney shot with famed photo artist Dave LaChappelle that featured her holding a dying Kurt lookalike with a baby at her feet. The photo was published in September, 2006 on the cover of a coffee table book by LaChappelle, “Heaven to Hell.”

The source explained, “She used to get a lot of hateful IM’s and it really upset her when people would talk to her about her Mom possibly having to do with her Dad’s death. She never really said anything about how she felt about his death or about not seeing her family, but you could tell from the poems she wrote and some of the things she said that she definitely has an empty spot in her soul because of her Dad not being here.”

Frances’ online friend gave me a few of the old myspace and other community website addresses she used to use but said that she vanished around September, 2006, which coincidentally was right around the time that photo of Courtney with the dying Kurt lookalike was published. (This is a conclusion I jumped to, and was not suggested by the source.) There are still accounts on the websites she provided, but they’re private and apparently Frances hasn’t used them. Her friend says that Courtney routinely used to take away Frances’ online accounts, which doesn’t seem that odd considering that she was just 14 at the time.

Hopefully Frances is getting back on her feet now that a couple years have passed. Maybe the suicide-themed party was a way for her to close the book on the pain she was carrying over the loss of her father. She did put “RIP Childhood,” on the cake and perhaps she was trying to gain some ownership and control of her father’s death and its effect on her future. Her mother is not doing her any favors by continuing to cut her off from most of Kurt’s family and reminding her of his death like this.

I vividly remember the day the news came out that Kurt Cobain was dead in an apparent suicide, April 5, 1994. I was in college at the time and ended up glued to the radio most of the day, waiting for more news about it. At first they didn’t confirm that it was Cobain’s body which was found, and we were hoping it was just a mistake and was someone else. It was indeed Cobain and the troubled lead singer of the band that popularized grunge music was dead at 27 like other music greats before him. I remember the party I went to that night, in which Nirvana was blasting, and the friends I talked to, drunkenly discussing what it all meant in our young lives.

14 years later and Cobain’s only child, Frances Bean, made the questionable decision to celebrate her 16th birthday with a “suicide” themed party at the House of Blues in LA in which a contest was held for guests that looked the most “dead.” The party featured the band “Mindless Self Indulgence” and cost her supposedly broke mother $323,000.

Courtney Love spent over $323,000 on her daughter’s birthday party.

The Hole singer – who is the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain – spared no expense in ushering Frances Bean into adulthood at her ‘RIP childhood’ themed 16th birthday.

The event was held at Los Angeles’ House of Blues restaurant. Courtney arrived in a dress worn by actress Angelica Huston in creepy comedy movie ‘The Addams Family’.

Frances’ announcement of the party:

Date: Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Time: 9:30pm - 11:30pm
City/Town: Los Angeles, CA

MY one and only sweet 16…..eerrrr actually it’s my “suicidal 16″.
At the house of blues, on September 2nd from 8:30 (TIME HAS CHANGED FORM 9:30 TO 8:30 KEEP THAT IN MIND) to 11:30 pm.

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE IS PLAYING
i suggest all who intend on coming go to itunes of youtube and look them. If you don’t like them, then please don’t come. all will be forced to jump around and dance. ALL.

YOU MUST BE WEARING BLACK OR RED OR YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN! this does not mean you have to wear something “nice” or “fancy” but there is a color code so do it!

Your bags will be searched at the door
not my rules, but it is the house of blues’ rules
so don’t be stupid and try to bring shit it
do it b4 you get into the party if you have to
and try to be stealth!

DON’T SEND ME (frances) YOUR ADDRESSES ANYMORE
SEND THEM TO GIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkberry and The IN N’ Out truck will be catering. Of course there will be vegetarian food there to.

WE ARE ALSO HAVING A CONTEST
its the “who can look most dead contest”
if you dress up dead and are picked as the top 3 you will receive a: IPOD TOUCH and a $200 gift certificate to amoeba.
so get that face paint on, and try to make it as realistic as you can. there will only be 3 WINNERS.

i guess that’s it!
hope to see you guys there!

xx franny

[From ONTD via Gossip Rocks]

Frances is 16 and we all did stupid things at that age. She might not fully realize or care that some might consider it tasteless to have a suicide-themed “death of childhood” party, even without a dad who supposedly died by his own volition. It would have been up to her prescription drug-addled mom, Courtney Love, to tell her that it was inappropriate. We all know that never would have happened and Frances got her suicide-themed party. Maybe in a way she was triumphing over a troubled past - or just being a teenager who doesn’t give a sh*t and thinks death is a style to embrace and a long way off.

Frances looks very pretty with black hair and red lips. She should smile more.

Photos from Frances Cobain’s MySpace

Love and Corgan in 2006
I can’t help but be addicted to Courtney Love’s myspace blog, even though I can barely understand it. Since she claims her alternate personality Cherry Kookoo is blogging for her now and aliens are trying to steal her money and dogs live in her socks, she skipped the myspace this week and sent a message to Billy Corgan through Perez Hilton’s website. Because she can’t be bothered to find Billy’s number or can’t work out how to dial a phone.

In the missive written entirely in CAPS she rants that Billy Corgan needs to come to her daughter’s sweet 16 birthday party, or her ninth birthday party, or marry Gerard Way and skip their honeymoon to come to her daughter’s birthday party. I’m not quite sure which.

corgan

im at work and too tired to find you or geta number you havent sent me out of whatever misguided shame thing your going through thats a private comnversation however YOU DO NOT MAKE CHILDREN CRY.

GEARRD WAY WHO WOULD DO IT IN FIVE SECONDS AND HAS EVEN ASKED AND BEGGED EVEN FOR HIS BANDMATE TO NOT HAVE HIS HONEY MOON THAT TIME MADE SURE TO PROMISE TO BE THERE A SWEET SIXTEEN IS A BIG EVENT I THINK SHE L;OOKED UPON YOU AS FAMILY , I KNOW SHE DID AS TRUSTWORTHY AND WISE AND YOU CANT LAY THAT BIG MAN SHIT ON A CHIDL OF 9 AND OF FORTY -MY CHLILD SOBBING DUE TO YOU IS UNACCEPTABLE, I HATE STATIBNG THIS ON SOME RANDOM PUBLIC FORUM BUT THE LINE IS THE KID MAN, THE LINE IS THE KID, AND SHE DOESNT GET TO SHED TEARS OVER YOU, HER FAMILY ALREADY HAS DONE THAT DO FROPM NOW ON AND TRUST ME SHE WONT EVER CALL YOU AGAIN, YOU CAN SPEAK TO ME IF SPEAKMING TO MY FAMILY AND ILL PASS IT ON. WICH WONT HAPPEN EITHER DUE TO THIS ABSURD SHAME YOUR HAVING I WAS AND WONT EVER SAY ANYTHING OF NEGETAIVE CONTENT PUBLIICALLY ABOUT YOU - BUT YOU MAKE MY 14 YEAR OLD CHILD SOB ON PURPOSE, THATS ENOUGH OF YOU,.

YOUYR THE LAST MAN ON THE ISLAND YET YOU DOBNT UNDERSTAND HOW COME THEYRE ALL SO ALIENATING.

HUBRIS MY DEAR HUBRIS ON A LEVEL IVE NEVER KNOWN THE FRENZY OF RENOWN YOU MISS SO TERRIBLY JUST ADMIT IT ACCEPT IT AND LET IT GO IN THEMEANTIME DONT MAKE MY KID OR ANYONES KID CRY AGAIN I THINK MY CHEM ARE DOI NG IT ANYWAY FRANCES BEANS SWEET SISXTEENS IS BLOODY IMPORTANT TO HER AND TO ME.

COURT

Perez Hilton: there is a translation on this site also, that makes about as much sense as the original.

I think what she’s trying to say, and I’ve now started drinking and squinting to help me work it out, is that her 14-year-old daughter is planning a birthday party for her 16th birthday. Which is kind of strange because Frances Bean is 15 years old. Courtney thinks that Billy Corgan is a man of 40 years (or 49 years?) who should know that the Love-Cobain family think of him as family, and that Frances cried because he won’t be there. Even though, like every other emo teen on the planet, she has replaced the angsty musings of Smashing Pumpkins with the angsty musings of My Chemical Romance.

I think if I was a 40-year-old man I’d skip out on the emo 16-year-old birthday party, and if Courtney Love started referring to me as her family, I’d fly to Fiji and hide out for a while. Would you like to join the Love-Cobain family? Those are some powerful genetics.

Note by Celebitchy: Love and Corgan used to live together about two years ago and were reportedly engaged before that. Her rep claimed they weren’t together at the time and were living in separate wings of her house.

Courtney Love has always been a bit what kind people would call eccentric, but what I’d like to describe as completely crazy. Now, she’s given us an explanation – she has an alter ego, another personality, named Cherry Kookoo.

This is what she had to say on her blog.

just want to hank allyou supportive lovely people and thank you for putting up with my kookoo bananas alter ego should; we give her a name?
shoudl we give my alter ego a name? hmnmmmm Cherry! “Cherry kookoo” so if /when im overcome and blog again wich i wont do i took a picture of a friend looking at me rather sternly to remind me not to- well know it was Cherry Kookoo, but i think I’ve killed her off.
back to my shopping basket! Your support means the world to me i read every comment!
rock on

The previous blog entry authored by Cherry Kookoo talks about Courtney’s credit issues (someone has been using the Cobain name to purchase property), her broken toes, her computer being used by hundreds of other people, Mrs Haversham and making slippers.

Since I’m a little off color myself today, having indulged in too much cold medication, I’d like to write my own comment in the style of Courtney.

Courtney, we freakin’ love your bLog here ad it is really great and I’m completely confused as to what is happening with the Kurt Cobain identity theft because how can you buy stuff when the guy is dead? Like really publicly dead not like some guy who died that no one had ever heard of or anything? Really shocking on the part of the lenders.

For more of this kind of rant, check out Courtney’s myspace, which features her ramblings that I am utterly confused by, but somehow make me really look forward to her new album, which should come out shortly after Chinese Democracy by Guns ‘n’ Roses.

Courtney Love is shown out on 4/8/08 showing the contents of her purse. Thanks to Spirit/WENN.

Courtney Love performing in July, 2007
Right after Courtney Love said that someone stole her late husband Kurt Cobain’s ashes, leaving her “suicidal,” police were called to her home to intervene in a reported suicide attempt. Courtney was sleeping at the time and someone pranked her by calling the cops and claiming she was suicidal. Cops had a “5150″ order with them, which gives them the authority to take someone to a psychiatric facility, but Courtney somehow convinced them in her slurry stream of consciousness way that she was completely surprised to see them and was sober and sleeping before they came.

The National Enquirer reports this news in their latest issue and adds that detail that she’s suing some employees for allegedly stealing $22 million from her. It’s unclear whether this is related to the $72 million she claims was plundered from her husband’s estate through identity theft:

Courtney was terrified as the drama unfolded during the weekend of June 7, and the Enquirer has learned exclusively that the “suicide call” to police was a cruel hoax against the 43-year-old singer.

Courtney was asleep in her home on the border of Beverly Hills and West Hollywood when her house servant was awakened in the middle of the night by loud banging. She answered the front door and was shocked to see 10 police officers standing there.

“An officer held up a ‘5150 order,’ a police form which allows them to haul someone off to a psychiatric ward,” said the insider. “The house servant went up to Courtney’s room and woke her. Courtney was bleary-eyed and very scared when she saw all the officers.

According to the insider, the officers explained that they had obtained the order because of a report they had just received claiming she was trying to take her life.

“She convinced them that there was no truth to it, and they finally agreed to leave without her. But she was extremely shaken.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, July 7, 2008]

The article goes on to say that police would not reveal who made the call. They also note that Courtney “is in the middle of a legal battle after claiming her employees allegedly stole $22 million from her,” and that “the employees have also filed a counterclaim.”

The National Enquirer’s source say Courtney is doing fine and is finishing work on a new album. I guess she wasn’t suicidal over losing Kurt’s ashes for long.

Courtney Love was seen riding in a grocery cart over the weekend. She told paparazzi she’d broken her toes.

Just three months ago Courtney Love revealed that her late husband, Kurt Cobain, had his estate plundered by identity theft. She claims $72 million was somehow stolen as the thieves took out multiple credit cards, lines of credit, and even bought a house using his name and social security number. She said that she knew the fraud was happening back in 2003 but that “nobody believed me until now.”

Now Courtney’s LA home has been robbed, either recently or some time in the past - it’s hard to tell with her, and she found that not only were thousands in jewelry and clothing missing but that someone had taken Kurt’s ashes. She claims she’s suicidal after finding the ashes missing, and that she “used to take them everywhere with me”

She had kept the singer’s ashes in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.

But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewellery.

Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me.

“I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal.

“If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do… They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me.
“Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

[From News of the World]

It may be true that the ashes were all Courtney had left of Kurt. She sold most of his clothing at auction last year, saying “We’ll make a lot of money and give a bunch of it to charity.” She claimed her daughter, Frances Bean, 15, didn’t “need to inherit a giant hefty bag full of flannel f***ing shirts … A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘Teen Spirit’ — that’s what my daughter gets.” And she got the ashes and a lock of hair I guess. I would rather hang on to some clothing and personal items, but that’s just me.

Courtney Love is shown leaving the Groucho club with Noel Fielding on 4/17/08, thanks to WENN.

Courtney Love seems to have a real problem with following basic rules. In fact she seems like she’s still an obstinate little kid: if someone makes a rule, she’s got to break it. Love was recently banned from a Virgin Atlantic flight after she was caught flouting one of the most basic of airline rules: no smoking.

Courtney Love was banned from travelling on a flight after she was caught openly flouting U.S anti-smoking laws by having a cigarette in airport departure lounge. The star was due to fly to London from Los Angeles on Monday (07Apr08) to attend a gig organised by charity the Teenage Cancer Trust, but was refused boarding after she was discovered smoking in the departure lounge.

She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, like two hits, and they wouldn’t let me on the plane with my daughter (Frances Bean, 15). They made some big thing like I’m a f**king terrorist or something. It was embarrassing.” A spokesperson for Virgin Atlantic confirmed Love was allowed to fly to London the following evening (08Apr08) and has not been blacklisted by the company.

[From Contact Music]

Frankly I think Love is pretty lucky that she wasn’t blacklisted from Virgin Atlantic. Airlines are pretty strict these days. She would have done herself a lot more good if she’d apologized or in some way acknowledged that what she’d done was wrong. Instead she made it sound like it was all the airline’s fault for overreacting. They seem to have pretty strict rules about lighting up, and if Virgin Atlantic had given Love a pass, it would have caused a lot of people to say they were showing favoritism.

The fact that Love expected to be able to break the rules everyone else has to follow – and then go on her merry way – doesn’t speak highly of her. If she’s really embarrassed, it should be by her own behavior, not the airline’s response.

Courtney must have gone right back to London after her gig, because here she is leaving the Groucho private members club in London, at 3am, hiding her face under a bowler hat yesterday. WENN reports that the bag in the photo was full of pills that Courtney Love took out of her purse after leaving the Groucho Club. Images thanks to WENN.