Oct 7
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Kevin Jonas will soon prove to the world that he had sex with a woman

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As the only married Jonas brother, you would think that Kevin has quite a weight on his shoulders. He openly discussed waiting to have sex until he was married, and as soon as he got married (around Christmas of last year), everyone started making jokes about how Kevin was probably really, really disappointed with sex with his wife. Plus, there’s the little thing of his wife not letting him share a bed with her - because he snores! But she doesn’t make him move – she is the one to go to the guest room to sleep! Just think, you’ve waited all that time to have sex with your wife, you finally marry the girl of your dreams, and she gets up in the middle of the night, every night, to sleep in the other room. Ah, well.

So it’s really a miracle that Kevin might have gotten her pregnant – but that’s what In Touch Weekly is claiming, sort of. According to their sources, Kevin and his wife Danielle were shopping for pregnancy tests. My guess: they were probably shopping for that “whore” (Mama Jonas’ word) that Joe is dating (Ashley Greene, who does NOT wear a promise ring).

Are newlyweds Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa about to become parents? An eyewitness spotted the happy couple at a Rite Aid pharmacy in West Hollywood on September 16 — and they were buying a home pregnancy test!

A friend has revealed that for Kevin and Danielle, a baby wouldn’t be out of the question, even though they’ve only been married for nine months.

“They’re mature for their age, and they want to start a family,” a friend says. “They’d consider it a major blessing if Danielle was pregnant.”

Kevin, 22, and Danielle, 23, had a spectacular wedding last December at Oheka Castle on Long Island, N.Y. And, of course, in 2008, the singer famously told Details magazine that he would wait until marriage to have sex.

[From In Touch Weekly]

If Danielle is knocked up, good for her. I’ll bet she thought Kevin’s snoring was the best birth control ever, but the joke’s on her! And now Kevin is able to prove to the world that yes, he did have sex. Unless people start questioning whether he and Danielle had fertility problems… but I doubt it. They’re young, they’re in love, and Danielle managed to get pregnant in the guest room. Good for them.

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Written by Kaiser         26 Comments »
Dec 30
'09
Kevin Jonas called a sell out for exclusive wedding album in People

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Former US Weekly editor Bonnie Fuller has written an editorial criticizing Kevin Jonas. Jonas, 22, sold the photos of his Long Island winter fantasy wedding to People Magazine for an undisclosed sum. As Fuller notes, plenty of other celebrities have chosen to release free wedding photos to share their happy event with fans. The same goes for baby pictures. Not Jonas, who is forcing fans to buy a particular magazine. Fuller doesn’t discuss what photos may have cost People and if Jonas and his new bride pocketed the money.

I’m wagging my finger at you Kevin Jonas for being a sell-out!

You of all people have no business turning your wedding into a business. By that I mean, giving all your wedding photos to one media outlet—exclusively.

I don’t fault People magazine for doing whatever it took to get your photos with your bride, Danielle Deleasa, on their cover. That’s their job—to try and get exclusives.

I fault you, Kevin! You are a huge star. And not just a regular huge star—but a HUGE teen star! You and your brothers are adored by multi-millions of teen girls around the world. You’ve sold over 8 million albums and most of those buyers have been under 20 years old.

I believe that when you have such an enormous fan base and are such a HUGELY popular star—you have an obligation to share with those fans.

That means giving a free, non-exclusive handout photo to the world’s media, so all your fans can share in your Big Day—not just those people who buy one magazine. Especially one that doesn’t even focus its content on your fans.

Kevin—I also want to be clear that I place the blame on you, not Danielle. After all your experience in the public eye—you are media savvy—not your new wife.

You should have been a fan-friendly class act like Ivanka Trump, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and Julia Roberts to name a few—who all released wedding photos non-exclusively for all their fans to see.

[From Hollywood Life]

To me it’s about how much he got paid, not necessarily that he’s denying his fans a chance at seeing the photos. There’s something obscene about very rich celebrities selling photos to the fans who pay for their music or movies. (Granted they sell them to magazines, who then sell them to fans, but it’s kind of the same thing.) That’s a good point that the fans get shafted as it’s particularly hard for overseas fans to get access to the pictures. There are a lot of comments on People’s website from people who live abroad and want to see Jonas’ wedding. When the pictures aren’t online they have little chance.

The pictures might be pretty interesting. As Michael K at D-Listed writes, the description of the wedding on People’s website reads like “one big promo for Disney’s Princess Collection.” The wedding took place in a castle and Kevin even gave Danielle real glass slippers. People has his naseating quote “I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle.”

In related news, there’s a parody website that claims that Jonas gave a press conference after his wedding night expressing his disappointment in sex. Some outlets are picking it up as if it’s a real story, as it ran in the Huffington Post and wasn’t clearly labeled a joke. It is, though. Kevin never said “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?

Posted in Danielle Deleasa, Joe Jonas, Weddings

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