Jennifer Garner and Violet, two and a half, go shopping in Brentwood yesterday. Garner lets us get a glimpse of her shopping list, which includes organic hotdogs, wheat germ, chicken, and chocolate. She’s been wearing a lot of loose tops lately, not that I would jump to any conclusions about that.

Tara Reid still looking super skinny, but healthier outside of Mr. Chow yesterday. She stopped to sign autographs for some fans. According to IMDB, she has two films in the works and one just completed called Vipers. The tagline reads “First Comes The Slither, Then Comes The Slaughter.” It’s a living.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden watch the Kendell Holt vs. Ricardo Torres lightweight championship at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Doesn’t she have man hands? Mike Tyson was also there, dreaming of his glory days.

Pamela Anderson celebrates her 41st birthday at the Luxor in Vegas. There are also photos of her hanging all over Criss Angel and licking her birthday cake, which was adorned with a giant flower in the shape of lady parts. Gossip Girls has those pics.

Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman go out to dinner at Tra Di Noi Resaurant in Malibu, California on 7/5/08. Devito, 63, and Perlman, 60, have been married 16 years and have three children: Lucy, 25, Grace, 23, and Jacob, 20.

All images thanks to WENN.

Danny DeVito admits to staying up all night drinking lemon liqueur with George Clooney before his appearance on “The View” this morning and it’s pretty obvious that he’s out of it.

He brags about screwing his wife Rhea in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House when he was a guest there during Clinton’s reign, and does a whole weird Three Stooges impression meant to make fun of George Bush, a lot of which is bleeped out. He seems to have called Bush a “numbnuts” but that didn’t make it past the censors.

Right after he says that the Lincoln bedroom was “utilized” Barbara Walters changes the topic to his new movie “Deck the Halls.”

He burps and has to hold his hand over his mouth when he’s trying to describe the predictable plot of the movie!