Have you heard the story about the scary plastic surgery mom in England who gave her daughter a liposuction voucher for her seventh birthday? When I saw that chick’s picture on Radar at first I thought it was a photo of Alex Rodriguez’s new girlfriend, a female wrestler named Torrie Wilson. In reality Wilson is much more attractive than that woman, but the same components are there: lots of fake blonde curly hair, obvious bolt-ons, too much makeup and a fake bake. (At least that’s how she used to look, she’s cleaned up a lot in the past year or so.) From far away, like in this photo of Alex and some unknown woman, possibly Torrie, on The Superficial, they look the same.

Anyway we know Alex likes ‘em muscular and blonde, and like George Clooney he’s now dating a professional female wrestler. In fact Alex’s lady is presumably friends with Stacy Kiebler and was even seen vacationing with Kiebler, Clooney, Rodriguez and Cindy Crawford this holiday. I’ve included a far-off photo of the ladies in Cabo on December 29th. Torrie is the one in the red shorts. After their Mexican vacation, Torrie and Alex returned to LA where they’ve been seen riding bikes and taking in a Lakers game together. They were just photographed kissing courtside. Here’s more and TooFab has the pics from the Lakers game.

It’s official — the relationship between Alex Rodriguez and former wrestling diva Torrie Wilson has been sealed with a kiss!

The two were spotted on a very public double date with Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber last night, where they sat court side for a Lakers game.

The couple was seen locking lips as cameras snapped — and appeared to have no hangups about being photographed together.

The couple confirmation comes after A-Rod and Torrie joined Cindy, Randy, George Clooney and Wilson’s pal Stacey Keibler on vacation in Cabo over the holidays.

[From Too Fab]

People ran a story last Friday with a sighting of Alex and Torrie in her hometown of Boise, Idaho on Monday after Christmas. So it looks like they spent time with her family over the holidays. It’s serious. Torrie is surely getting some mileage out of this relationship, but unlike A-Rod’s past girlfriends she’s not particularly famous. Maybe he’s trying to switch it up after his high profile romances with Kate Hudson, Madonna and Cameron Diaz. Or maybe he finally found a chick strong enough to keep up with him. He strikes me as a kinky bastard, but not in a way that I find attractive at all. I don’t get what women see in him.

Photos of Torrie in the ridiculous jeans are from 2-25-10, credit: FayesVision/WENN.com. She’s in an ugly fishscale sequin dress on 10-13-09. Credit: Nikki Nelson / WENN.com. They’re shown riding bikes together on 1-3-12. Credit: FameFlynet

I think we can assume that this story was blessed by Sandra Bullock’s publicist, since it was in US Weekly. US ran a whole “Sandra’s tropical vacation” story about a year ago that was an obvious PR piece meant to show that she’s doing fine post-divorce. Well someone thinks we need an explanation why Sandra is currently single. This even took a sidebar on the cover this week. They claim that her friends are tying to get her to date, but that she’s not read. She’s supposedly not boning Keanu (boo!) and is in the best shape of her life as some sort of revenge diet and exercise plan.

Can anyone blame Sandra Bullock for being gun-shy? After her five year marriage to Jesse James became a nightmare with revelations last year of his multiple infidelities, “she’s still not ready to date,” says an insider. “Her friends are always trying to get her to go out and meet guys, but she just wants to stay in and watch movies. She says dating is the last thing on her mind.” (So, in other words, those rumors this fall of a real life Speed hookup with Keanu Reeves, 47, were just that. “Sandy thinks it’s funny because they’re, like, best friends,” says the source.) Instead, the actress, 47, has kept her focus on son Louis, 23 months, as well as a grueling new get-git regimen. “She’s perfectly tight and toned!” a friend marvels of her killer bod, adding “She wanted to do this for herself – and as a kind of f–k you’ to her ex.” (She has plenty of anger to burn: James, 42, recently dissed her as “some Hollywood actress” on his Discovery show, American Chopper.) Bullock will be showing off the results “in a big reveal” in Gravity, the fall 2012 drama she recently shot in London with George Clooney. Says the pal, “It’s hard to believe her age.”

[From US Weekly, print edition, December 26, 2011]

Notice how Ryan wasn’t mentioned at all. (So the title of this story was misleading, my bad.) I do think she dated him briefly and that it didn’t end well. It’s cool, Bullock doesn’t need a boyfriend. I still want her life. I just feel like she’s slipping a little with these dumb planted stories. She’s not J.Lo or Aniston, she don’t need to keep reminding us how hot and fit she is. It’s like these publicists have a formula and they have no idea how to deviate from it. She should go back to staging cute photo ops with Louis.

Speaking of Louis, Sandra has a new interview with Access Hollywood in which she says that she’s going to go all-out for his Christmas this year. She joked that she’ll use the Christmas photos to show teenage Louis that she was a good mom when he was little. “I want the photo ops to be really great because he’s not going to remember it, but he’ll remember it by the photos and when he’s 16 and says, ‘I hate you — you’re a horrible mother,’ I’ll go, ‘Do you see this Christmas? Do you see that I got you that life-size lion? Shut up! Get in your room and do your homework. I was a good mother then.’” She must have some experience with teenagers. Sandra also shared her personal experience as a witness to the September 11 terrorist attacks. She’s been asked about it as she’s promoting Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, a story about a young boy who loses his father on that day. It’s out on Christmas day. The trailers got me all choked up so I doubt I’ll see it.

Sandra is shown outside the gym in NY on 12/13 and 12/14. Credit: Fame and PacificCoastNews.com

Rosie O’Donnell is no longer with that single mom to six kids that she dated in the wake of her breakup from her longterm girlfriend, Kelly Carpenter. I remember reading that they had broken up, but Rosie claimed they were back together afterwards. She said in April that “We didn’t really break up. She just has six kids… And I have four. It’s insanity.”

It looks like Rosie has stopped the insanity, because she now has a hot new girlfriend who is presumably childless. Rosie brought her new girlfriend, a corporate headhunter whom she claims to have met at Starbucks, to an event over the weekend. Then she put an announcement about it on People:

Rosie O’Donnell has a new girlfriend – and they met at Starbucks!

O’Donnell, who returns to TV Oct. 10 with a new talk program, The Rosie Show, on Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network, introduced her new girlfriend Michelle Rounds Monday night at O’Donnell’s annual Rosie Theater Kids Gala in New York City.

“They met at a Starbucks a few months ago,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They are adorable together and are very, very happy.”

An upbeat O’Donnell, 49, joked onstage at the gala that she had just bought a new red bra “with the underpants that match and everything.”

Rounds is a corporate head hunter for an IT company in N.Y.C. O’Donnell has four children with former partner Kelli Carpenter, whom she married in 2004. They separated three years later.

[From People]

I bet these two met over the Internet, not at Starbucks, but good for Rosie. She’s got a new talkshow with Oprah, she’s no longer a rage-aholic, and she’s got herself a new girlfriend. Rosie’s show premieres on OWN on October 10th, and this news seems timed just right to coincide with that. Rosie may be rich and famous, but I bet she’s a royal pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis. This chick has her work cut out for her.

Rosie is shown with Fran Drescher, Natasha Lyonne, Gayle King and Cynthia Nixon on Monday at “Rosie’s Building Dreams for Kids Gala.” Credit: WENN.com

Here’s a way to get a date, just watch reality dating shows and try and pick up the rejects. That’s exactly what unlucky-in-love actress Jennifer Love Hewitt did after seeing the runner up on The Bachelorette, Ben Flajnik, get passed over for JP. Hewitt sent a tweet to Ben, got a positive response and went on a date with him. She’s been single since breaking up with her last boyfriend, Alex Beh, in May. At least I assume she’s been single, since she would have told the press all about it if she’d had a date.

Jennifer Love Hewitt hasn’t been shy about her feelings for Ashley Hebert reject Ben Flajnik. “OMG! Ben F [accept] my final rose!!!” she excitedly tweeted on Aug. 2, a day after Ashley dumped Ben for JP Rosenbaum. “Gotta book a flight to Sonoma!!!”

Guess what? She wasn’t joking. Life & Style can reveal that the actress flew to San Francisco on Aug. 6 for a sexy date with the 28-year-old winemaker. The two hung out at San Francisco hot spot Lion’s Pub. “Ben from The Bachelorette is making out with Jennifer Love Hewitt,” one eyewitness claimed. Another fan who saw the two even said they may be a couple already, exclaiming, “Oh yeah, Ben and Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared to be dating. All in all, Ben seemed to be perfectly content as the second-place loser on The Bachelorette.”

Although a rep for the actress refuses to comment, Steve Carbone of realitysteve.com tells Life & Style, “These two had no contact with each other until after Jennifer reached out through Twitter on Aug. 2. Ben’s obviously doing fine since the Ashley breakup, as he’s now been on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt!”

[From Life & Style]

Is it patronizing to say that I find this sad? I like Jennifer Love Hewitt and I want her to be happy and everything, but it seems like a massively bad idea to pick up a guy from a reality dating show. No matter how decent Ben may have looked on the show, (and I have no idea because it’s not like I watched it), he’s a guy who went on the Bachelorette and was willing to go through that in the public eye. Usually those Bachelor and Bachelorette participants aren’t in it to find a partner and want the fame and money that goes along with it.

Plus it’s sad to me that she did this through Twitter and is now leaking details to the press. I guess I shouldn’t hold her to a higher standard, since she regularly gets dressed up to go shopping for the paparazzi and made us privvy to the details of all her past relationships. She’s not above the same famewhore tricks that everyone else plays. So maybe this will be a love match after all since J.Love and this Ben guy have that in common. She can teach him a few things.

I checked J.Love’s Twitter and she seems to be on it constantly. She calls her followers “lovelys” and tweets about giving “twugs” and “twisses.” She’s moving from sweet to “annoying” territory quickly. She gives good duckface too:

Here’s that Ben guy:

Evan Rachel Wood has had a storied dating history. She was famously on and off with Marilyn Manson, 42, getting engaged to him briefly before coming to her senses last summer. During a break from her Manson phase she was linked to her delectable True Blood costar Alex Skarsgard, 34, later semi-confirming their romance. And before Manson she was said to be seeing her Down in the Valley costar Ed Norton, 41. So I would say that Wood, 23, prefers older guys, but she also dated Joseph Gordon Levitt during a break from Manson in 2008 and he’s only 30. So her tastes are varied except for going for hot men that are at least a few years older than she is. (Three out of four wouldn’t be bad if she didn’t waste so much time with Manson.)

Anyway Wood is now dating Jamie Bell, 25, a British actor who you might know from Billy Elliott and more recently The Eagle with Channing Tatum. He’s grown up very well and he’s super hot. I love that these two are dating and it makes it seem like Wood’s tastes have matured quite a bit. Here’s the story from US Weekly. I guess they dated five years ago, before she ended up with Manson.

Five years after splitting, Evan Rachel Wood, 23, has reunited with British actor Jamie Bell, 25. The True Blood star “always felt bad things didn’t work out the first time,” an insider says of the couple’s romance, which lasted for a year after they met on the set of a 2005 Green Day video. Adds another source “Jamie was so good to her and always wanted her back.” For now, the pair seem inseparable. On June 30, they strolled arm in arm in NYC, on July 2, they took in a showing of Broadway’s Spiderman: Turn off the Dark.

US Weekly has photos of Evan and Jamie out together in matching fedoras and they just look adorable. (You can see one of those pics here.) US also reports that they “still have matching tattoos of each others initials,” presumably from their first go-around. That’s kind of sweet.

I bet this rekindled romance is behind Evan’s new look. Evan chopped off her hair into a messy pixie cut in late June and she just looks so strikingly pretty. Here are some new photos of her in Dolce and Gabbana at an event last night. I’ve never seen anyone work an 80s look so well. The girl has fabulous style. On someone else that outfit might look ridiculous, I mean she’s wearing leggings with stars on them paired with a Dennis Hopper t-shirt, and her hair is puffed up into a pompadour but Evan just works it into next week.

God, I wish we had access to these photos of Matthew Morrison and Olivia Munn. You can see them here – Matthew and Olivia sat together at a hockey game last night. They held hands. They kissed for the cameras. Matthew looked really uncomfortable and Olivia looked smug. This chick… she’s like a radioactive famewhore. While I don’t really care for anyone on Glee as a general rule, I think Matthew Morrison is much better than this. A paparazzi-friendly outing with this chick? Seriously? Her last relationship (that she publicized) was as Justin Timberlake’s side-piece. Maybe Matthew really worries that people will think he’s gay, thus, getting a date with the first available famewhore biscuit.

GLEE hunk MATTHEW MORRISON has sparked speculation of a new romance with OLIVIA MUNN after the couple was spotted kissing at an ice hockey game on Sunday (20Feb11).

The actor was photographed cuddling up to the Perfect Couples star as they watched the New York Rangers take on the Philadelphia Flyers at Madison Square Garden in the Big Apple.

Morrison was seen playfully nibbling on Munn’s arm and holding her hand, and the two stars later appeared to share a kiss while watching the game.

Morrison, who plays high school teacher Will Schuester on the hit show, has previously been linked to Cameron Diaz, while Munn dated Chris Pine.

[From Contact Music]

Chris Pine dumped Olivia when even she was too trashy for him, right? And that’s a guy who dated Audrina Patridge, so… yeah. And here’s just a brief word to all male actors who are gay and don’t want to come out of the closet just yet, for no reason: these stunts do not help your image. At all. Just go hang out with your boyfriend, it will look less obvious than this.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Before all of you bitches start screaming “WHO?!?!” (which, by the way, is extremely annoying), let me explain why you would or should know these two young people. Nicholas Hoult is the adorable British actor from About a Boy, A Single Man, the original British series Skins, and Clash of the Titans. Oh, and Hoult was/is “the face” of some of Tom Ford’s stuff – Tom LOVES Nicholas. Jennifer Lawrence is the 20-year-old Oscar-nominated actress who stars in indie-hit and critically acclaimed film, Winter’s Bone. You might also know her as “that pretty girl on the red carpet who needs a better stylist.” So… Nicholas and Jennifer worked together on X-Men: First Class. Jennifer is playing the young Mystique. Nicholas is playing the young Beast. And they fell in love!

Super-hero couple alert! Jennifer Lawrence, 20, is dating her X-Men: First Class costar Nicholas Hoult, 21. The actress, who was a SAG Award nominee for Winter’s Bone, brought her new man along to the show and the Weinstien Company’s after party at the Sunset Towers in West Hollywood last night.

“They walked in arm and arm and were very lovey-dovey,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com.

In the midst of mingling, Glee star Chord Overstreet approached Lawrence and tried to get her phone number. But Hoult, who plays Beast in the upcoming adventure flick, refrained from using any X-Men fighting moves to fend off the competition.

“Nicholas was a gentleman,” says the source “He came over and gently tugged Jennifer by the arm and gave Chord one of those ‘C’mon dude, really?’ looks.”

[From Us Weekly]

I love this coupling. I love them more than Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. I think they’re cuter and more talented too! What is it about an American girl and a British boy that just feels so right?

Also – that X-Men: First Class set must have been a hot bed of hookups, because not only is there a Hoult-Lawrence coupling, but Michael Fassbender and Zoe Kravitz also hooked up on the set. Who else is going to come out of that movie coupled up? Probably Oliver Platt and January Jones.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Whenever Jenny McCarthy gets a new boyfriend, it seems the press hears about it. She was with Jim Carrey for years, and then dated some famewhore bodybuilder guy, right around the time her new book came out. She dumped the bodybuilder in December and found a new guy just in time to kiss her at midnight during her gig hosting New Year’s Rocking eve. Jenny may roll these guys out to the press after three dates, but she told Ellen Degeneres that she doesn’t introduce any boyfriends to her son Evan, 7, until after she’s dated them for six months. Good for her. Jenny also explained that she met her new boyfriend on a blind date that her sister set up for her, and that she went through a few duds before she found him.

Ellen: Now, how long have you been seeing Paul?

Jenny: For like, 5 weeks, I think it’s been.

Ellen: What do you mean, “I think?” At that point, you know exactly how many days.

Jenny: Okay, it’s like 36 days and two hours but I decided to import this time because I wasn’t doing a very good job with LA guys. These LA dudes had more make up in
their purse than me. They’d literally pull out their knapsack of concealers and I’m like, it’s time to look outside of LA. I found a boy. I went on some blind dates. He was my 5th blind date.

Ellen: Who set you up on blind dates?

Jenny: I told everyone I know, “Please, I can’t pick them. As a friend, find me a man.” So the first blind dates were these really bizarre dudes that were like, “Do you know Sharon Stone?” And I’m sitting on a date going, “Well, I know of her. I’ve seen her in movies.” “Well, you think you can get an autograph?” I’m like, “Oh my god.”

Ellen: What kind of friend set you up with that guy?

Jenny: Not a very good one. So my sister was the one who turned me on to Paul who’s a sports agent and lives in Boston. His accent is so strong it’s like Good Will Hunting strong that I really can’t understand anything he says to me. He could’ve proposed to me and I could’ve said yes by now and I have no idea. And I’m really happy.

Ellen: So he lives in Boston so you went on a date here or there? He came here?

Jenny: No, we met up in New York. We had a blind date there. You know that movie, “Up in The Air?”

Ellen: That’s what’s happening?

Jenny: We’ve been meeting up in the air in both cities and trying to make it work.

Ellen: So you’re very happy it seems.

Jenny: I am. I feel content. Everybody’s asking me the magic question, “Has he met [son] Evan?” Evan is, by the way, on the strictest VIP meet and greet which is like 6 months. I don’t have guys meeting him on a cycle. That boy is very important to me.

Ellen: Good, because that would be very confusing for him.

Jenny: It would be.

[From The Ellen Degeneres show, received via e-mail]

That’s great that Jenny makes sure a relationship is stable before bringing the new guy around her son. I wonder, though, what she does with Evan while she’s jetting all over the place to meet up with this new guy. She probably has a nanny who can watch Evan at home so it’s not disruptive to him and he can stay in school.

I don’t think Jenny is dating too much for a single mom, as much as she’d probably like us to think she is. She’s trying to find the right guy for her, and that involves getting out there and meeting people. Her mistake isn’t dating, it’s telling the press every time she sleeps with a guy. That’s better than bringing him around as another dad or “uncle” to her son, though. If Kate Hudson followed this rule her son would never meet her boyfriends.

Jenny McCarthy is shown on 12/11, 11/21 and 10/19. Credit: WENN.com

Because I read Bossip regularly, I know that Drake and Nicki Minaj have been rumored to be kickin’ it for a while. Apparently, Nicki and Drizzy are genuinely tight, even if they aren’t really boning. They seem like friends, and two people that seem to “get” each other. Drizzy has even joked about making Nicki his wife, and they engage in Twitter flirting and such. So… basically, this report is not surprising.

The new year started off on a high note for Nicki Minaj and Drake. While both stars were hosting separate parties in Miami for New Year’s Eve, Drake couldn’t wait to cozy up to the pint-size, neon-haired Nicki.

“Right after the clock struck midnight, Drake left his party at the W South Beach and dashed over to Nicki’s Moët & Chandon-sponsored bash at Mansion,” a spy tells us. The singers, who have collaborated on songs before, “were dancing and cuddling all night.”

The duo partied until 4 a.m. and then were spotted leaving together.

Drake’s last high-profile romance was with fellow singer Rihanna. But Nicki and Drake have been linked together in the past, especially after Drake jokingly tweeted that the two got married. “Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and don’t stare at her too long,” Drake tweeted last August. “She’s finally mine.”

[From Life & Style]

The only thing that surprises me slightly is that Rihanna isn’t already riding Drake after her split from Matt Kemp. Perhaps Rihanna has her eye on someone else. Perhaps she knew that Drake and Nicki have something going on, and she didn’t want to interfere. God knows, Nicki seems like the kind of girl who would shank someone over a dude.

Header courtesy of WENN. Additional pics courtesy of Twitter.

Is there anything these Jersey Shore kids can’t do? I watched Barbara Walters’ “10 Most Fascinating People” show hoping to get some decent quotes from Sandra Bullock, who wasn’t even interviewed. Instead, I was treated to an interview with the Jersey Shore gang in which they defended themselves to Barbara and then defined their stupid insider words, like “Smush,” “Grenade” and “GTL.”

That segment also revealed the many ways that these kids are raking in the big bucks. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino earned $10 million this year, not just 5 as previously reported, from his endorsement deals and iPod app. J-Woww has a tanning line out and a clothing line, and now there’s news that she has her own book coming out on “dating.” This is from the girl who slept with Pauly, but I guess of all the Jersey Shore women she’s had the least hookups in the house. (See diagram below, although I don’t watch this show to properly judge.) Anyway I fail to see how she’s qualified to put out a dating book, but I guess that doesn’t matter when it comes to making money.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley announced on her Facebook page this weekend that she, too, is throwing her hat into the writing ring to become a woman of letters. According to Farley, The Rules According to JWoww will offer “a new spin on the dos and don’ts of dating, from ‘smushing’ guys to avoiding booty calls to finding the guy of your dreams.” Rife with “empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women,” the book will offer “shore-tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.”

The dating guide, which will be published by HarperCollins imprint William Morrow, goes on sale February 8, 2011.

[From Celebuzz]

The book is being released just in time for Valentine’s day, when all the single girls with aspirations of being like J-Woww can get wasted and get their fake tits out to land the “guy of their dreams.” I’m sure he’s heavily bronzed, roided up, and has his own special language with his buddies through which he puts down all the women stupid enough to put out for him.

Update: here are more photos of Jenni on Halloween. Credit: PRPhotos