When you’re nursing a baby in the first few months you sometimes sit around at home with your boobs hanging out. It’s not like you’re trying to flash anyone, it’s just that you’re so exhausted most of the time that it ends up happening and you just don’t care. When my son was a few months old I remember my ex sister-in-law giving me the side eye for nursing him. At one point my breast was hanging out afterwards and I just didn’t notice at all. I wasn’t embarrassed about it, either. I mean, I was with family and it was an honest mistake. When I was just with my husband I would regularly sit around like that for convenience sake.

Anyway Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott tweeted a photo of their son Liam, four and a half, with a little sticker on his forehead and the caption “doughhead.” McDermott uploaded it to Twitter before he noticed that Tori’s giant nursing tatas were totally visible in the background. (To see an uncensored photo, click on the header image on this page. McDermott has since deleted the photo, but he hasn’t posted an explanation.) That totally cracked me up! Tori just had her third kid, daughter Hattie Margaret, on October 10th. Here’s more about this:

Look before you tweet! Dean McDermott is learning the hard way today (November 17) after he posted a photo which shows wife Tori Spelling’s breasts!

In what looks to be an innocent pic, Dean snapped a shot of their son Liam goofing off in their home, but if you look closely, there are a pair of exposed knockers in the background.

One can only assume they belong to the former “Beverly Hills 90210” star and that the Rated R picture was an accident.

No word from Dean on Twitter yet today, but we assume he’ll have some apologizing to do.

[From Celebrity-Gossip.net via ONTD]

Well Tori and Dean have their new show coming out in a couple weeks and this gets them a lot of publicity for it. I saw an interview with them on E! a couple days ago (below) and I didn’t cover it, because they usually bug me and I find Tori’s personality grating. I think this was an honest mistake, though, and that Dean probably caught hell at home for it. I’ve seen about two episodes of their wedding planning show and that guy is quiet most of the time while Tori takes charge and does most of the talking. I’m surprised they’ve lasted as long as they have, given how they got their start and how they seem to interact. It’s working for them, though, and Dean told E! that he enjoys working with his wife, but that he understands that it’s not for everyone.

Tori has been blogging a lot. She recently penned a cheesy love letter to Dean on his 45th birthday, and she also wrote about how her son doesn’t like her changing in front of him. I know a lot of people are going to be like “Tori let her son see her boobs!” but I don’t see the big deal. Those things serve a purpose.

US has photos of Tori with her new baby daughter.

We’ve heard for some time that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having problems, and it’s to be expected given their history together. Star Magazine writes that things are pretty chilly between them lately, and that Tori dropped some major hints that she’s having marriage problems in a recent blog entry in which she gave advice for surviving relationship trouble, and seemed to say that she’d been experiencing plenty of it herself.

The tension between Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott was visible when they took their tots Liam and Stella to an amusement park on Centre Island, near Toronto, on June 17. “When they all headed to a ferry, Tori and Dean, 44, didn’t interact at all,” an eye witness tells Star. “They were walking so far apart, you’d never know they were together.” In a June 14 blog post, a distraught Tori, 38, had admitted that life with her husband of five years has been tough lately… she’s been deeply preoccupied with her marital issues.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, July 4, 2012]

Tori Spelling better watch out. Her husband had no problem leaving his then-wife for her right after they’d adopted a baby together, so it’s not like having another child is going to keep him with her. Still, I think this is overblown. Every couple has their problems and if marriage was easy the divorce rate wouldn’t be so damn high. These two will stay together as long as they need each other for their reality show careers. Dean knows he’s not going to be able to trade up from Tori for some time.

Photos are from April, May and June, 2011. Credit: WENN.com and Fame

In news that is completely unshocking to those of us with the power of sight, Tori Spelling has just announced on Twitter that she is in fact pregnant for the third time. I think CB might have been one of the first to call it in this post from a few weeks ago. Anyway, Tori writes, “I know there’s been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me… Its official…Dean & I are PREGNANT!!!!”

[From Tori’s Twitter]

I like that tweet. She’s just happy and making an announcement and she didn’t get all sanctimonious about people getting up in her business and all. Though no one is confirming it, I’d suspect she’s already well into her second trimester, considering that she’s already showing in recent photos. And even though I don’t really care for either of them, they make cute babies and they seem happy. So congratulations to the happy family!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

These are photos of Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott at an event for Oxygen – the cable channel that airs Tori and Dean’s reality show. If the above photo isn’t disgusting enough, I’m about to put up some even more disturbing images. I don’t want to get too gross, but as I was looking through these photos, I was genuinely disturbed and a violent wave of nausea rippled through my body. Okay, prepare yourself. I’m just labeling these photos NSFW just for their sheer gross-out factor. Behold, Tori’s hideous bolt-ons:

I’m sure there’s a technical term for it, right? Like, “implant drift” or something. I don’t watch those freak-out real-life medical shows, because they make me sick too. But I don’t doubt there is a medical explanation for this hideousness.

Here’s a question, though: if you owned a mirror, and you saw that your tits looked this disgusting, would you wear a low-cut dress? No, right? Because you didn’t want to make people nauseous, right? Why doesn’t Tori get this fixed?

Oh, and at this point, I am agreeing with CB – I think Tori is pregnant again. I think she’s gaining some weight, and maybe she gained some weight in her boobs, and that’s what is screwing up her implants?

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

So Tori Spelling has this new reality show coming up with her husband in which they plan other people’s weddings. It’s called “Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings.” Tori supposedly scoured a huge coup by convincing popular Dancing with the Stars contestant (and former Clean House hostess) Niecy Nash to appear on her show. Niecy recently got engaged to hot electrical engineer Jay Tucker and was said to be thrilled by the prospect of getting Tori’s help and appearing on her show.

Tori Spelling… is gearing up for her Oxygen network spinoff – “Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings” – and she’s booked Niecy’s May marriage as the series kickoff, the Enquirer has learned…

“Niecy put the word out through friends that she was looking for a wedding planner – and Tori jumped on the idea and called her immediately,” an insider told The Enquirer. “Niecy was thrilled. She had no idea Tori organized weddings. She embraced the idea and thought it’d be great publicity for them both.”

Tori invited Niecy and [her fiance] Jay [Tucker] over to preview her wedding planning portfolio, and they “flipped for her ideas,” said the pal.

Tori, 37, and Dean, 44, continue to stat in their reality hit “Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood” and are hoping fans will cross over to watch the new show.

“Viewers will see that Tori has a real knack for planning weddings,” the source added. “She has already done it for four of her girlfriends.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 3, 2011]

I think that the “great publicity for them both” is key, but if Niecy is game and is getting a bunch of free wedding swag along with it more power to her. I love Niecy and would probably watch this just to get to see her wedding. Tori bugs me though. This story reminds me of Tori’s re-commitment ceremony to Dean earlier this year, which Tori planned and was basically like a second wedding. She put out a bunch of a personal mementos for her and Dean, including a tower of shoes in lucite cubes that she called “shoe art,” and a book on June and Johnny Cash, who she called an inspiration. Tori and Dean even got married in a sandbox while their kids played at their feet. I called her to task at the time for saying that “[Johnny] and June Carter were an inspiration – a couple that were both married before and then found each other.” You know, since Tori and Dean were both married to other people when they “found each other.” They’re still together though nearly four and a half years later, and they’re launching yet another reality show. Something has to be working for them, and they’re capitalizing the hell out of it.

Niecy and her fiance are shown on 12/16/10. Tori is shown shooting scenes for a talkshow she’s doing with Jeff Lewis on 11/29/10. Credit: Fame Pictures

Last week, Hollywood husband Dean McDermott ended up in ICU with a collapsed lung after his second crash while racing dirt bikes. The husband of Tori Spelling even had to be outfitted with a catheter- which he Tweeted about. Now that Dean is home and recovering, sources report that he has banned the dirt biking, much to the relief of Tori. Anyone who watches their reality show knows that the activity was becoming a major source of strife within the marriage, so maybe the crash was a good thing.

Dean McDermott’s recent motorcycle crash did what months of nagging by his wife Tori Spelling couldn’t – it caused him to give up a sport he loves.

Dean, a speed enthusiast, was rushed to the ICU of a Los Angeles hospital on June 29 after crashing his dirt bike – his second crash this year. He suffered a punctured and collapsed lung, which left him unable to move and bleeding heavily from his right side.

A panicked Tori, 37, rushed to his bedside – and begged him to give up the dangerous sport for good, say pals.

The couple, who married in 2006 and have two young children, have admitted that their relationship is sometimes rocky. And one of their most contentious battles has been over Dean’s obession with motorcycle racing, revealed the insider.

After Dean’s crash in January, in which he fractured his shoulder, he agreed to ride only as a hobby and to give up professional racing.

But after seeing Tori’s anguish over his injuries from his most recent smash-up, Dean, 43, agreed to stop riding dirt bikes altogether.

“He’s done tempting fate and ready to recommit himself to Tori and the kids.”

[From The National Enquirer print version, July 19, 2010]

Well, I’m glad Dean agreed to cut out the foolish, reckless behavior. But now he is going to have to find something else to fill up his time, and let’s face it- that won’t be his wife and kids. His “obession” with dirt bikes, in my opinion, is a signal that he’s bored and unfulfilled. But what else is there? His acting career is kaput ever since he married Tori. If it weren’t for the reality show and Tori’s books, they’d have no work at all. Maybe he needs to get out there and start reviving his acting career so he can stay out of trouble.

My first reaction was to dry heave when I read that during Dean McDermott’s hospital stay (for his latest dirt bike accident), his catheter “cut” him. My second reaction was “Damn, that man will use any excuse to avoid having sex with Tori Spelling.” Because, honestly, YES. But I think Dean really did have serious catheter problems (my body is telling me to barf). His catheter got stuck. And then there was some other stuff. Don’t make me type it.

Dean McDermott had a rough holiday weekend as he healed from a dirt bike accident that left him with a punctured lung last week.

Dean, who is married to Tori Spelling, left the ICU Friday and soon needed a doctor’s care once again.

“OMG !!!!! My catheter is stuck and won’t come out. I’m waiting for the Doctor to get here and give it a try. Gotta be honest, I’m scared !!” he tweeted.

The next day he wrote that he was worse for wear after getting the catheter removed: “I had the worst night. Catheter cut me up coming out. Unbelievable pain. I got a fever of 104 and was throwing up. Fun, WOW !!!”

Luckily things turned around in time for the fourth, when Tori and the kids were snapped bringing him ice cream cake cones in the hospital.

“Happy 4th everyone!!! Feeling better today. Tori asked Liam who his best friend was and he said.”Dean is. He is my brother”. Made my cry,” Dean tweeted on Sunday.

[From Huffington Post]

For goodness sake. A fever of 104? Do you believe it? I don’t. I think Dean took the thermometer out of his ass (because that’s the way he likes to have it taken), and he put it against a lamp. I really do. Anything to get away from Tori for a few more days. Which is how he got into this problem in the first place – crashing his dumb dirt bike, because I guess he just can’t stand to be in the same room as his family for more than a few minutes. Too harsh? I’m over Tori and Dean. I think they’re both completely nuts.

Tori on June 16 & July 4. Dean on June 4, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Tori Spelling’s husband, Dean McDermott, is in the intensive care unit after a nasty spill off a dirt bike. Viewers of the couple’s reality show know that Dean’s growing enthusiasm (obsession?) with dirt biking has been a source of strife for the couple lately, and that Dean has already had one previous accident. Sources say McDermott will be ok.

Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is in an intensive care unit after a dirt bike accident.

The reality star, 43, has been hospitalized with a punctured, collapsed lung, ET confirms. He is expected to stay in ICU for a few more days, but is said to make a full recovery.

Earlier this year, McDermott was in a motorcycle accident in which he fractured his shoulder.

[From MSNBC]

As a wife, here’s how I would react: first, I’d freak out. Then, once I found out my husband was ok, I’d kick his ass for being a 43-year-old guy playing on dirtbikes and wrecking himself. Seriously, does this whole dirtbike thing reek of midlife crisis or what? I guess it’s better than chasing 20-year-olds. Anyway, I hope Dean is okay and I’m sure we will be seeing an entire episode of “Tori & Dean” dedicated to this very soon.

I get a lot of promotional e-mail that I usually ignore. It’s often for things like a kind of haircare product that a reality star allegedly uses or a brand of expensive jeans that several celebrities were seen wearing. When I got an e-mail detailing some products seen at Tori Spelling’s daughter Stella’s second birthday I thought it was just another one of those promotional e-mails where a company touts the fact that a celebrity chose to use their merchandise. (Often because the stuff was gifted to them.) Then I saw the photos of Stella’s party at Entertainment Tonight and decided to go back to the original e-mail. Tori and Dean didn’t just happen to use a particular product that they either picked out or had comped – they had her entire party sponsored. Check out the photos and read this press release and tell me this isn’t a sponsorship. However, the PR Firm that sent me this message wrote in a follow up that “We’re uncomfortable saying the party was sponsored by BornFree as it is inaccurate.”

This Saturday, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott celebrated their daughter Stella’s 2nd birthday with a celebratory combination of Barbies, bright pink and BornFree products at their LA home. Infant and toddler partygoers were treated to an all pinked-out party replete with a several foot-high Barbie cake, BornFree Trainer Cups and the latest BornFree Twist’nPop Straw Cups.

BornFree is the world’s leading Bisphenol-A-free (BPA-free) baby brand and is adored by celebrities including Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Naomi Watts, and Matthew McConaughey among others. Its safe materials range in infant and toddler products from baby bottles and cups to pacifiers and sterilizers.

[Received via e-mail]

A couple days ago, I received another e-mail from a PR company with a photo of Dean McDermott clutching another product while his son, Liam, gave him a thumbs up sign. That photo is below, and the e-mail accompanying read, in part “It was father/son bonding at the Muscle Milk Fitness Retreat on Saturday for Dean McDermott and his adorable son Liam. After eating too much birthday cake at daughter Stella’s 1st [sic] birthday party, Dean stopped by the Muscle Milk Fitness Retreat to burn off those extra calories and to get in a quick workout to kick off his special Father’s Day weekend.”

Ok, so in that instance Dean may have legitimately visited a gifting event and then he gamely posed for a photo with the product afterwards. That’s fine, and a lot of celebrities do that in order to get free stuff and services. The e-mail for the Muscle Milk came from a gmail address and the other was from a PR firm, so maybe those two recent product placement incidents for Tori and Dean aren’t related.

Is it ok to accept a sponsorship product placement for your two year-old daughter’s birthday party, though? I’m positive that’s what’s happening here because the damn cups are laid out prominently in every photo, including giant signs with their logo on them. The party’s color scheme even matches the cups.

We had a nice party for my son’s second birthday with friends and a cake and I remember it was the first time he really seemed to process everything and understand that it was his birthday. He wouldn’t have realized if the party was sponsored as what mattered to him was that his friends were there and he had a good time. Does Stella look like she’s having a good time? Hopefully these pictures were taken before the guests arrived and the kids started playing. They really make it look like Tori and Dean were more concerned with making a buck than making their daughter’s day special, though. Maybe I’m just being too skeptical. There’s something awesome yet scary about that giant Barbie birthday cake.

I don’t like Tori Spelling, but she has a few fans who take me to task whenever I make fun of her for the dumb sh*t she says and does. Like when Tori and Dean held a recommitment ceremony after a whole four years of marriage, they put out meaningful items to represent their identities and deep abiding love. Tori made a display involving lucite boxes with shoes, along with a book on June Carter and Johnny Cash, calling them “an inspiration – a couple that were both married before and then found each other.” I thought that was ridiculous, but there were a couple of people who were like “I love them, leave them alone!”

Yes, Tori and Dean were both married to other people when they “found each other.” Tori was married for a year and Dean was in the process of adopting a special needs baby with his wife of 12 years, who wrote candidly about how it made her feel when Dean dumped her after knowing Tori a whole 3 weeks. Now that Tori and Dean are inevitably having trouble, Tori no longer seems to be inspired by infidelity. She admits to People that she’s afraid that Dean will end up cheating on her, too. You know what they say, “once a cheater…”

Tori Spelling thinks her husband Dean McDermott will cheat on her! The star of Oxygen’s Tori and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood admits to People magazine that things in her marriage have been really rough!

“We’re a loving couple, but were human and definitely not perfect,” says Tori. “Given our history I often get worried that Dean is going to cheat on me. If the phone rings and it’s a girl’s voice I have to ask if he’s having an affair.”

Even though Tori has no proof that Dean is cheating on her she says she can’t help but think these horrible thoughts!

“Dean has never been anything but devoted, and he tells me over and over again that he would never do that,” says Tori.”Deep down I believe him. But I can’t stop myself. For some reason I’m compelled to accuse him of cheating.”

Tori realizes there have been several rumors saying she was in a “loveless” marriage and she says this is wrong BUT there are definitely problems.

“Last autumn was hard,” she says. “We were in an ebb.”

The mom of two kids, Liam, 3, and Stella, 2, tells People that Dean doesn’t spend much time at home anymore.

“I apologize to Dean constantly and it drives him crazy and rightfully so,” says Tori. “Dean isn’t around to witness most of my efforts to build my business … he’s riding motorcycles … I’ve become a workaholic and Dean has become a motorcycle-aholic … if Dean has a day off he’s off to the race track.”

“Better to love and get hurt than to have anger and no love,” says Tori.

[From Hollywood Life]

There’s an alternative that Tori seems to be missing. She could have chosen a partner with a history of fidelity, then she wouldn’t have had to worry so much about whether history would repeat and she would get cheated on, too. Then again, she presumably had that with husband no. 1 and threw it away for true love with Dean. Does she know how it feels now? I doubt it.

Tori and Dean are shown out on 4/6/10. Credit: Fame Pictures