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Oct 4
'07
Charlie Sheen’s nasty e-mails to Denise Richards


Every few weeks some new detail comes out in the Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorce that seems to swing my opinion toward the other party. While I thought that Richards was cruel and heartless for trying to deny Sheen overnight visits with his daughters Sam, 2, and Lola, 3, the e-mails he sent her that she brought up in her custody battle make him seem a lot less innocent in the matter.

While even if all this is true he doesn’t seem to pose a threat to his daughters, he still comes off as a jerk with a short temper and a mean streak. That’s what Richards surely wanted to convey to the world when she made his nasty e-mails to her public.

Sheen is said to have called Richards a “jobless pig” and to have told her to “go cry to [her] bald mother.” Richard’s mother is undergoing treatment for cancer so that’s particularly cruel:

GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser,” Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple’s custody battle.

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

“You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

“I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage,” the documents state.

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”

[NY Post]

A lot of women bring up their husband’s interest in porn in divorce cases. Guys like porn, it’s just how they’re wired. As long as it doesn’t interfere with your relationship and they’re not spending an inordinate amount of time on it or letting the kids see it, I don’t see the harm.

Still, if Sheen was e-mailing pictures of his dick around unsolicited that’s another thing. I doubt all these women consented to receiving the pictures, but if he was already separated or divorced from Richards and asked the other parties if they were open to receiving the pictures, that’s his business. I never got the appeal of pictures of naked guys with erections, but as long as he’s not doing it around his daughters or forcing it on unsuspecting women, who are we to judge his kinks?

The NY Post reminds us that Sheen apologized before these e-mails were leaked, saying “I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue [sic] and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever.”

He still seems like someone who honestly wants to see his daughters and doesn’t pose a threat to them. Richards is saying he’s into underage-”looking” porn, but if you look up porn online it’s hard to avoid the younger-looking women. (Which just seems sad and borderline criminal even if they’re over 18.)

It’s hard to imagine people being this nasty to each other when there are children involved, and I hope they can keep their mouths shut and try to get along for the sake of their daughters. Although they may be young now, the stuff Richards is making public will be available for their kids to look up as soon as they can type.

Here are pictures from the 2 and a Half Men 100th anniversary party yesterday. Charlie Sheen is shown with his fiance, Brooke Wolofsky.Thanks to PRPhotos.

Posted in Brooke Mueller, Brooke Wolofsky, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Kids

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Sep 25
'07
Charlie Sheen responds to Denise Richard’s allegations

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I’m starting to think Denise Richards is a whole lotta psycho. Not that she ever seemed anything less than dumb and kinda crazy, but I think she may be talking it up a notch or twelve. The problem is that the guy she’s doing it against is Charlie Sheen, and historically he hasn’t been known for being a pillar of morality or normalcy either. So the biggest part of the challenge is to sort out who’s psycho and who’s just crazy. And I’ve decided my money is on Richards for the psycho trophy. (In case you’re wondering, it looks like the Emmy statuette but it holds a little golden knife). Sheen responds to Richard’s accusations of sexual impropriety in a pretty long letter in which he states that he won’t dignify the majority of the complaints with a response… and then does just that. I don’t normally like to quote long diatribes in their entirety, but to really make my point I’m going to let Sheen’s ‘tribe speak for itself. Yes I just coined a new word. ‘tribe, as in “diatribe.” Tell your friends.

“I will not dignify the majority of these allegations set forth by Denise Richards with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane. For the record, as well as for the scales of morality, the following must be clarified: Two years ago, when this circus first arrived, I chose a high road position and remained quiet and dignified. Yet, based on the resurfacing of certain specific claims, made in a severe and grievous manner, illustrating Ms. Richards poor judgment on every possible front, I must counter with these FACTS.

“The FBI was aware of these issues. I provided them with every computer I owned. The computers were returned two weeks later. Haven’t heard from them since. Period. The end. During the 18 months before my request to select my own child care provider, not a single complaint was made or received regarding the welfare of the children while under the care of myself and/or Brooke. I repeat - NOT A SINGLE COMPLAINT by either Ms. Richards herself, or her representatives and nanny.

“All of this, keep in mind, is because I asked the court to grant me the legal and God-given freedom of choice to hire my own child care provider. I have asked that the Court eliminate Ms. Richards ability to abuse and harass us any longer. One can only imagine what we’ve withstood thus far.

“Brooke and I remain committed to the task at hand. These unlawful and diabolical accusations will not distract us from the focus of our resolve. Shortly before unleashing her attack Mr. Richards asked for another baby via a sperm donation, after her divisive attempts at a reconciliation behind Brooke’s back failed. She was flat out rejected.

“I am making every possible effort to assure that the courts focus on my children and their welfare. My refusal to dignify garbage needs to be understood in the context of the history of this case and Denise’s need and desire to make it about issues that do not involve anything other than her emotions.”

[From Extra]

I remember when my parents went through an especially acrimonious divorce several years ago, and they wrote a lot of angry letters to each other. They chose to send theirs to “Access Hollywood” instead of “Extra,” feeling at the time that it was a little classier today. Of course these days “Extra” is the classier of the two, and I like to think that, if they were to divorce again, my parents would be as classy as Charlie Sheen and go that route.

This all bodes really well for Sheen and Richard’s two daughters. Because nothing says love like vaguely veiled hints that your father may, at any time, molest you, while your mother sits in the corner pulling the hairs off the cat one by one.

Note by Jaybird: Here’s Charlie and fiancé Brooke Mueller at the Emmys. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Posted in Charlie Sheen, Custody battles, Denise Richards, Family, Feuds, Fights, Kids

Written by JayBird         See post for comments
Sep 20
'07
Denise Richards trying to smear Charlie Sheen again

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Charlie Sheen has been outspoken about the fact that his ex wife, Denise Richards, has been less than gracious in letting him have court-ordered time with his two girls. He accused her a few weeks ago of sending an assistant to spy on him when he was visiting with Sam, 3, and Lola, 2. A judge ordered that a nanny of Richard’s choice should accompany Sheen during his time with the girls - and Richards sent her personal assistant.

More explosively, Sheen says that Richards asked him to father another baby with her, a charge she adamantly denies, but one that Sheen says he has documentation to prove. He made the allegations to Entertainment Tonight last month:

“There was a request for a donation,” Sheen, who is now engaged to Brooke Mueller, tells TV’s Entertainment Tonight, as reported on the Web site for its sister show, The Insider.

“Without getting into it here,” the The Two and a Half Men Emmy nominee, 41, tells ET’s Mark Steines, “there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.”

Asked if he would take this alleged offer from Richards seriously, Sheen replies: “I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?”

Richards denied Sheen’s claim, telling The New York Post’s Page Six column Monday: “I don’t want another child right now. I have my hands full.”

In response to Richards’s denial Sheen replied, “She can make every claim in the world. But what she stated in something she wrote would completely and totally defy that.”

[From People.com]

Now Richards is trying to stick it to Sheen and is petitioning the court to revoke his overnight visits with the girls. She’s bringing up the same allegations she exposed during their divorce, that he’s into Internet porn and underage girls. By dragging all this up again, she’s only making herself look bad. Sheen responded to her allegations evenly and makes it clear that her tactics are all too transparent:

In the papers obtained by Access Hollywood, Richards is asking the court to terminate Sheen’s overnight privileges with the couple’s two daughters (ages 2 and 3).

The filings are filled with explosive accusations against Sheen, with Richards claiming her ex-husband still exhibits “inappropriate behavior… and conduct,” including “his attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts.”

Sheen released the following statement to Access Hollywood on Wednesday:

“Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. She behaves as though she OWNS our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching. The truth will prevail. It always does.”

[From Access Hollywood]

Sheen is happily engaged to a new woman, and that’s got to get under Richards’ skin. She has yet to be tied a new man after Richie Sambora and there was a rumor that she was using an incredibly expensive dating service to try and land a rich guy. I’m not saying a woman needs a man to be happy or to behave cordially, just that someone who is already a super bitch is probably much worse when she doesn’t have a man doting on her. Sheen is no angel and maybe he did share some penis pics online, but I doubt he’s anything but a loving father to his girls. Richards always manages to come off like the bitter vindictive party in their divorce.

Charlie and Denise are shown in the header image on 10/20/03 at the Scary Movie 3 premiere. Denise is shown below on 6/22/07 at the Ratatouille premiere. Her daughters usually look miserable at events. Thanks to PRPhotos for these images.

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Posted in Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Divorces, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Jul 10
'07
Denise Richards trying to find millionaire mate with 50k matchmaker

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While tabloid reports had Denise Richards breaking up with Richie Sambora over his drinking problem, a report in yesterday’s NY Daily News claims that Sambora was the one who pulled the plug on their rebound relationship. Richards was devastated during their Hawaiian vacation at the end of January when, instead of proposing as expected, Sambora broke up with her. She even hid their breakup for months, referring to the relationship in a subsequent interview with Glamour magazine as if they were still an item.

Now Denise is looking for a new man who can provide for her in the luxury brand-name style that she’s accustomed to. She’s said to have hired a super expensive matchmaker who specializes in setting up gold diggers like Denise with millionaire mates looking for trophy wives:

Denise Richards is looking for a husband the old-fashioned way - by using a matchmaker! But the price of finding true love isn’t cheap. Insiders tell Star that Denise, 36, could be paying up to $50,000 to find Mr. Right through an exclusive matchmaking agency.

“It’s a very high-end service, and it’s extremely private,” says the source. “They ask for as much as $50,000 for a two-year contract. They have thousands of clients and specialize in very wealthy executives. These men don’t have time to hunt for a mate. Also, the type of women they are looking for - beautiful and successful - doesn’t [sic] hang out at bars. They have to be found.”

[From Star Magazine print edition, July 16, 2007]

It seems like Denise could save a lot of money by looking online like so many other people. She probably isn’t that computer or Internet-savvy, though, and might get duped. She also might run into her ex, Charlie Sheen. Last year he was said to be using a site called millionairematch to look for a mate.

Whatever Sheen was doing to find a girlfriend, it seems to have worked. He has been dating a 28 year-old real estate investor, Brooke Wolofsky, since last June. The two were most recently photographed together in May of this year and are assumed to be doing well. Maybe Sheen can give Richards a little advice on how to find someone online.

Header image is of Denise and Richie’s Hawaiian vacation in January and is from SplashNews.

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Richie Sambora

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Sep 8
'06
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged


Attention whore Denise “Heather wasn’t my best friend” Richards is said to be engaged to Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora. The two lshot to fame at the beginning of the year when Denise went through a nasty finger-pointing divorce with Charlie Sheen at the same time Sambora was divorcing his wife, Heather Locklear. Richards and Sambora were neighbors, and Locklear and Richards used to be friends, with sources claiming that Richards encouraged Locklear to file for divorce from Sambora.

Denise was spotted with a diamond on her left ring finger back in mid-June, sparking engagement rumors. Denise and Richie spent a romantic vacation together in Paris at the time, and news outlets said that it was no coincidence that the paparrazi knew exactly where to find them.

It was rumored as early as late May that they were planning a wedding to take place early next year when both of their divorces were final. Now that Denise has reached an amicable settlement with Charlie, it seems like things are moving along and they’re now said to be engaged:

It was music to actress Denise Richards’ ears when her rocker boyfriend, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, 47, recently asked the magic question: “Will you marry me?” Now Star can exclusively report that Denise, 35, has said “Yes!” The happy couple is hoping to tie the knot within weeks, says a source, of the finalization of their respective divorces with Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear — hopefully by the Christmas holidays.

“Denise is head over heels in love with Richie,” says a friend of Richards. “She says he’s the perfect guy for her — and that she’s never so looked forward to the future.” (Richards’ rep, Nicole Perez, says Star’s story is “absolutely false.”)

A couple of weeks ago there was a story that Richie wanted to get back together with Heather and sent her a $500 worth of roses, but that may have been fabricated.

Here are Denise and Richie at the Fashion Rocks Concert yesterday. Denise is also shown out in West Hollywood on August 24th. [

Posted in Denise Richards, Engagements, Photos, Richie Sambora

Written by Celebitchy         13 Comments »
Jun 13
'06
Charlie Sheen’s new girlfriend, Brooke Wolofsky


Charlie Sheen, 40, is dating 28-year-old real estate investor Brooke Wolofsky. Sheen brought Wolofsky as his date to the 2006 Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles this weekend. His publicist confirmed their relationship:

The actor, who has reportedly been looking for love on the Internet since splitting from Richards at the beginning of 2006, showed off new girlfriend Brooke Wolofsky at the 2006 Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles over the weekend.

Sheen’s new woman is a 28-year-old real estate investor.

The actor’s publicist, Stan Rosenfeld, has confirmed his client is dating Wolofsky, adding, “They make a very happy couple.”

That’s good for Sheen, and hopefully it will last for him. Now that his ex Denise Richards has shown what an attention whore she is I don’t like her at all, and am kind of siding with him in the divorce.

Richards defended the fact that she’s dating and possibly engaged to BonJovi guitarist Richie Sambora, saying that Heather Locklear wasn’t really her best friend and that you can’t help it when you fall in love:

Denise says that her new relationship was the “last thing I was looking for,” adding, “it’s true when they say things happen when you least expect it.”

She confesses that dealing with the rumors hasn’t been easy. “The thing with Heather, that’s been hard … you know you can’t help who you fall for and that friendship, unfortunately, was done and wasn’t salvageable.”

She says, “People have gone on. … Would you date your best [friend’s husband]? You know she wasn’t my best friend. She was a close friend in the last couple of years — I hadn’t known her my whole life [like] people [are] portraying this.”

She finishes, “[It’s] been tough having people think that I’m such a crappy friend — because if we were friends I wouldn’t be in this situation.”

On rumors that she and Richie got together before their respective marriages were kaput, Denise says, “I get why people have been hurt in this situation — you know, it’s not good but it is what it is.” But she stresses that both her and Richie’s former relationships were over before they got together: “We didn’t meddle in marriages and anything like that … I wish everyone in this whole ugly situation the best and at the end of the day, it’s not just two couples, there’s children involved. And that’s what’s hard. My girls can’t read these tabloids. Their daughter (Richie and Heather’s) can. So that’s hard too.”

She’s full of shit and that’s lousy to say “oh, I wasn’t that close to Heather anyway.” She shouldn’t go on so much about it, and just looks as desperate as she did when she dressed like a slutty majorette to perform with the PussyCat Dolls.

Here are Sheen and Wolofsky. She looks like a decent person and we’ll have to see how it turns out. If she has some of the same problems with Charlie that Denise did, we’ll rethink our opinion of him. He’s not a saint, but he’s probably not as bad as Denise makes out.

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Divorces, Hookups

Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
Jun 12
'06
Denise Richards thinks that looking like a 17 year-old drum major is sexy


Denise Richards slutted it up to perform with the Pussycat Dolls this weekend. She looked more like a high school senior at an early 90s-era dance recital than a chick about to go onstage with a female band famous for vag slips.

Richards told Page Six that she’s happy that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born this week because it takes the tabloids’ attention away from her relationship with her ex-best friend’s husband, Richie Sambora. Richards was spotted with a big diamond on her left ring finger, and people are saying she’s moving ultra-fast to get engaged to Sambora. Her divorce with Charlie Sheen isn’t even close to being finalized.

Sabora and Richards were spotted visiting the sites in Paris, and the NY Daily News suggests it wasn’t a coincidence that the paparazzi knew exactly where they were.

Denise Richards and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora — the alienated spouses of Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear — continued their triumphal paparazzi tour this week in the City of Light.

Somehow, somebody — I wonder who? — made sure a photographer was on hand to catch them snogging and clinking wine glasses at a Parisian cafe and then strolling and smiling in camera-ready bliss.

Here is Richards with big bushy eyebrows and hair wearing a drum major outfit.

Posted in Denise Richards, Sexy, Sluts

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May 31
'06
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora to marry?!


Denise Richards maybe didn’t cheat with Richie Sambora, but she definitely snatched him right up after urging her neighbor and best friend, Heather Locklear, to divorce him. Now she’s rumored to be planning a wedding with the Bon Jovi guitarist!

Alan Smith, writing in the Enquirer reports they are already planning a wedding.

So that’s why she’s chasing Richie allover Europe. In what will either be blockbuster news or sweet relief for Heather and Denise ex Charlie Sheen the magazine claims wedding bells are planned for 2007.

“Richie and Denise are defying the naysayers and setting up arrangements for a wedding early next year when hey are free of their bonds,” an insider tells the magazine.

“This is a serious romance - not two boomerangers. They feel destined to be together forever.”

So much so - that Denise dumped her kids on her mom and dad - and headed off to Europe to hang with Richie on tour.

Denise seems like a needy person who can’t deal with being single. She followed Sambora on tour like a puppy after he said he was single during a concert, and she made the dumb move of having her publicist confirm their relationship. We hope this isn’t true and she’ll think twice before jumping into marriage again. Her first one didn’t work out so well, and she’s not even divorced yet.

Heather’s going to flip when she hears this, and she’s sure to do something much worse than driving by Denise’s house playing loud Bon Jovi tunes.

Posted in Denise Richards, Richie Sambora, Weddings

Written by Celebitchy         2 Comments »
May 23
'06
Denise Richards wants to clean out Charlie Sheen


Denise Richard’s divorce lawyer has filed papers requesting that Charlie Sheen’s pension funds be considered part of the couple’s joint assets. Denise isn’t just content to smear Sheen and take half of his money, she wants to ruin his retirement too:

In a May 18 court filing, Richards asked that Sheen’s pension funds be made part of the proceedings — a legal maneuver indicating that Richards plans to go after Sheen’s retirement money, in addition to the rest of his assets. Richards also has asked the court for custody of their children, as well as alimony from Sheen.

Though no dollar amounts were included in the court filing — that will come later — Richards names four of Sheen’s pension plans, including the Screen Actors Guild Producers Pension Plan.

That’s cold! Denise is going for the jugular in this divorce.

She’s an ambitious woman, that’s for sure. After Richie Sambora announced that he was single while at a Bon Jovi gig in Germany she had her publicist deny that that had broken up and promptly rushed to his side. Her desperate measures seem to have worked, judging from these pictures of these two at the seaside in Italy. [via]

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Divorces, Richie Sambora

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Apr 27
'06
Heather Locklear vs. Denise Richards: it’s on!


You’ve probably heard that Denise Richards and Heather Locklear had a falling out over the fact that Denise is dating Heather’s ex, Richie Sambora.

It turns out that they were best friends and lived right next door to each other LA. They also shared an on-screen girl-on-girl kiss in Locklear’s show Spin City

Heather told Denise she was dead to her after learning of Denise’s affair with her estranged husband:

Not surprisingly, the affair does not please Locklear, who views it as betrayal. In fact, when Denise went with a friend to a Bon Jovi (featuring Sambora) concert and after-party on March 3 in L.A., a source tells Star: “Heather went crazy when she learned her best friend had gone to the party. She told Denise she was a traitor who had betrayed their friendship.”

She reportedly even went so far as to ask if Richards and Sambora were having an affair, and Denise — who hadn’t slept with him yet — was too stunned to answer, prompting Locklear to proclaim, according to a source, “Well, I think you’ve answered the question. I never want to see you again.

She reportedly concluded, “You no longer exist to me. It’s like you’ve died.

Meow! Locklear can be as much as a bitch as the characters she portrays. Locklear suprised Sambora with divorce papers this February after 11 years of marriage. She is said to have discovered an e-mail sent to Sambora by a former assistant who enclosed nude pictures of herself. Locklear may be dating David Spade now, but there’s not a lot of evidence and Spade denies the relationship.

Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen in March after a tumultuous relationship. She alleges that Sheen threatened to kill her and was addicted to gambling, pain pills, and porn.

It looks like Richards and Sambora are pretty happy swapping partners with their neighbors. Too bad Locklear is so bitter about it. Pictures [via]

Update: Denise Richards urged Heather Locklear to file for divorce! No wonder she’s so pissed!

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Divorces, Heather Locklear, Hookups, Richie Sambora

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