Denise Richards slutted it up to perform with the Pussycat Dolls this weekend. She looked more like a high school senior at an early 90s-era dance recital than a chick about to go onstage with a female band famous for vag slips.

Richards told Page Six that she’s happy that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born this week because it takes the tabloids’ attention away from her relationship with her ex-best friend’s husband, Richie Sambora. Richards was spotted with a big diamond on her left ring finger, and people are saying she’s moving ultra-fast to get engaged to Sambora. Her divorce with Charlie Sheen isn’t even close to being finalized.

Sabora and Richards were spotted visiting the sites in Paris, and the NY Daily News suggests it wasn’t a coincidence that the paparazzi knew exactly where they were.

Here is Richards with big bushy eyebrows and hair wearing a drum major outfit.

Denise Richards maybe didn’t cheat with Richie Sambora, but she definitely snatched him right up after urging her neighbor and best friend, Heather Locklear, to divorce him. Now she’s rumored to be planning a wedding with the Bon Jovi guitarist!

Denise seems like a needy person who can’t deal with being single. She followed Sambora on tour like a puppy after he said he was single during a concert, and she made the dumb move of having her publicist confirm their relationship. We hope this isn’t true and she’ll think twice before jumping into marriage again. Her first one didn’t work out so well, and she’s not even divorced yet.

Heather’s going to flip when she hears this, and she’s sure to do something much worse than driving by Denise’s house playing loud Bon Jovi tunes.

Denise Richard’s divorce lawyer has filed papers requesting that Charlie Sheen’s pension funds be considered part of the couple’s joint assets. Denise isn’t just content to smear Sheen and take half of his money, she wants to ruin his retirement too:

That’s cold! Denise is going for the jugular in this divorce.

She’s an ambitious woman, that’s for sure. After Richie Sambora announced that he was single while at a Bon Jovi gig in Germany she had her publicist deny that that had broken up and promptly rushed to his side. Her desperate measures seem to have worked, judging from these pictures of these two at the seaside in Italy. [via]

You’ve probably heard that Denise Richards and Heather Locklear had a falling out over the fact that Denise is dating Heather’s ex, Richie Sambora.

It turns out that they were best friends and lived right next door to each other LA. They also shared an on-screen girl-on-girl kiss in Locklear’s show Spin City

Heather told Denise she was dead to her after learning of Denise’s affair with her estranged husband:

Meow! Locklear can be as much as a bitch as the characters she portrays. Locklear suprised Sambora with divorce papers this February after 11 years of marriage. She is said to have discovered an e-mail sent to Sambora by a former assistant who enclosed nude pictures of herself. Locklear may be dating David Spade now, but there’s not a lot of evidence and Spade denies the relationship.

Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen in March after a tumultuous relationship. She alleges that Sheen threatened to kill her and was addicted to gambling, pain pills, and porn.

It looks like Richards and Sambora are pretty happy swapping partners with their neighbors. Too bad Locklear is so bitter about it. Pictures [via]

Update: Denise Richards urged Heather Locklear to file for divorce! No wonder she’s so pissed!