Here were have two gorgeous women at the Met Gala last night whose very poorly-styled hair kind of ruins whatever look they were going for. First off is Renee Zellweger in black Pucci with a bizarre modern line pattern across the front that makes it look like an arrow is pointing at her cleavage. Renee has worn Carolina Herrera for years, including her relatively strong showing at last year’s Met Gala. This makes me wonder if she pissed off someone at Herrera or if she’s just trying to switch it up. Either way, I don’t think this dress is working for her. I don’t like the sheer sleeves and neckline coupled with the open back, which just look dated. (You can see a photo of the back of the dress here.) It’s also got a bizarre tiered ruffled fishtail.

Also, look at Renee’s styling. Her makeup is nonexistent and her hair looks so messy. I appreciate that she doesn’t wear wigs or extensions, but she could do something much more polished with her short hair. Overall, she looks like a mess. She might have been able to pull off this look with different styling.

She’s shown with Peter Dundas, the lead designer for Pucci.

Here’s Marion Cotillard in ombre black to purple Christian Dior, also with plain lines. It’s not a terrible dress, but I really dislike sheer overlays on top of miniskirts. It looks bizarre. There are too many trends going on here at once: a color change, some sparkles, and a sheer skirt. Plus I’m wondering about the logistics of that dress. Does she have on little booty shorts underneath? It’s hard to tell where the dress ends and her legs begin.

Marion has those itty bitty bangs that define Kaiser’s “bang trauma.” They highlight her gorgeous face, and make her look pixie-ish, but they also look like a mistake at the hairdressers. I do like her makeup a lot, though. Her makeup artist got the look just right – he/she emphasized Marion’s eyes and went with a nude lip. She’s so pretty.

Also in black looking like she’s about to sport dreds is Mary-Kate Olsen. I didn’t spot either of her sisters there in the photos we have. Mary-Kate is wearing a shapeless geriatric-looking black sack of her own design. At least it’s from her label, The Row. Her makeup makes her look like a gothic succubus.

As an aside and palette cleanser, Dianna Agron wore Renee’s (former) go-to designer, Carolina Herrera, last night and she looked great. The dress could use a pop of another color, maybe at the belt, but this is lovely on Dianna. I like her hair and makeup too.

Photo credit: WENN, PRPhotos and Pacific Coast News

Ever since Tim Tebow came into the national spotlight, Hollywood girls have been trying to seduce the famous virgin. Kim Kardashian made a play for him, as did Katy Perry, perhaps on the advice of her insane, evangelical parents. And then little Taylor Swift came along, and the world began to make sense. Swifty’s image is so virginal and pure, although I tend to think that in reality, she’s not quite so girlish and naïve. They said Swifty had a “puppy-dog crush” on Tebow. They said that Tebow and Swifty had a date. They said that they were taking it slow. Well, get ready for Swifty’s new “He Never Called Me After I Gave Him My Heart When We Went On A Date With Our Managers” song. Because it seems like Tim has his eye on some other virginal blonde Hollywood type – Dianna Agron.

“Glee” star Dianna Agron is in the middle of a love triangle involving actor Sebastian Stan and NFL quarterback Tim Tebow that seems straight out of a scene from the Fox hit drama series.

Blond beauty Agron, 25, has dated Stan, 28,on and off for about a year, but Denver Broncos star Tebow has told Agron that he’s smitten with her.

A source told us, “Tim has made no secret that he likes Dianna, and told her so, but she has remained faithful to Sebastian.”

Tebow was spotted chatting with Agron at an Oscar party in late February. He was also seen days later on a date with Taylor Swift, although sources insist that — even though Swift appears to be sweet on Tebow — they are strictly friends.

[From Page Six]

This is Page Six, obviously, and it sounds like a plant from Dianna’s people. Much like Swifty, Dianna isn’t as naïve and goody-two-shoes as she seems. This girl dated “Hollywood Bad Boy” Alex Pettyfer, whom she cheated on with Sebastian Stan and then told the press that Alex was a jealous, deranged, psycho ex-boyfriend. Just my opinion: Dianna is taking media lessons from Blake Lively. Dianna is good at the press game. I’m guessing that she’s also good with pulling the “I’m just an innocent, vulnerable girl, looking for a boy who understands me” game too. I hope Tebow isn’t really falling for it.

PS… Tebow might be traded from the Broncos too. They just got Peyton Manning. Tebow might be going to the Jets or the Packers. And that’s my limit for discussing sports.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Remember that ridiculous sequin peek-a-boo Marchesa that Lea Michele wore to the Golden Globes? She looked like an overdressed fool, and she preened like up-and-comer clawing her way up so frantically that all she does is lose ground. While she was ever-so-slightly more demure at last night’s SAGs, Lea still overdid it and brought the LOLs. She wore this Versace in shades of gray with a nearly waist high leg slit that she kept pointing her foot out of for effect. The chest featured a structural bra in which one of her boobs was highlighted with a swirl pattern and the other led up to a single shoulder strap. It made her look lopsided, but it might have worked on a more likable actress. On Lea “pose hard” Michele, everything just reeks of entitlement and desperation. She can ruin the best dress.

Dianna Agron never gets her fashion quite right, but her attitude is a breath of fresh air compared to Lea’s. Dianna was in fuschia ruffled Carolina Herrera which featured a deep v-neck draped neckline and a subtle ribbon belt. I thought it was a lovely dress but a little understated for a big awards ceremony. Still, she gets points for not going as big, or as fug as some of her costars. I loved her delicate braided hair, perfect peach makeup and gorgeous diamond accessories.

Amber Riley was so hot in red at the Globes, but she really had a fashion misstep here in a black and pink lace Badgley Mischka dress featuring a giant bow across the front. What was she thinking? Does she have only bad fashion enablers around her? She paired it with a headband and those ankle strap heels which are so popular lately. The overall look was just fug.

Jayma Mays stunned in sequin cap sleeve formfitting Reem Acra. It was an amazing dress and the only distracting detail was a v-shaped lace cutout in back. She sometimes dresses too girly and precious but she really killed it last night.

Jenna Ushkowitz left a lot to be desired in this bizarre rainbow confetti print Rebecca Minkoff with cut outs around the stomach and back and a sheer skirt. Again, who is telling these actresses that they look good? Is this look supposed to be “whimsical”?

Also failing to work a sheer skirt is Heather Morris, who paired this Masai Payan with silver platform heels. I think with those cat eyes, giant bauble earrings and off-the shoulder dress, Heather takes the prize for most overdressed. There was some seriously stiff competition among this group.

And I can’t forget Jane Lynch, in a lovely cobalt blue v-neck David Meister with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. I really liked that dress on her, which was conservative but striking. Did you see the bizarre juggle-off that Giuliana had with Jane? Giuliana was trying way too hard with the props last night. I loved how Jane said hello to her “mom, my aunt marge, my brother and sister who are watching today from the south side of Chicago.” That was cute.

Update: I forgot Naya Rivera! She had on a pale blue and white swirled Naeem Khan sequin gown with a v-neck. I just thought the dress was too “cookie cutter.” I know I should like it, but maybe the colors are underwhelming. I would like to see her in something brighter and a little more daring.

I don’t really understand it when Kaiser says she wants to smack Lea Michele, because I have more of an avoidant type personality and tend to just shut out people who bug me. After watching Lea on the red carpet last night I get it, though. She’s very in your face, and she’s outrageously over the top. She was wiggling her ass around so much for the cameras that I wanted to give it a hard whack, and not in a sexy way.

Lea was in this intricately beaded Marchesa gown which looked more like a figure skater’s getup than a real dress. She’s got a great figure and she’s going to dress it up, grind it out and enthuse about it while pulling the stupidest faces you’ve ever seen. This is Lea, taking herself way too seriously. She’s ambition and false pride wrapped up in bacon and served from inside a Boston cream donut.

Compare Lea to her co-star, the usually demure and often poorly styled Dianna Agron. Agron looks a little ashamed to be on a red carpet, like she thinks she doesn’t belong there and is trying her best to fit in. She’s sweet as an apple and seems as pure. So this Giles dress seem somewhat wrong for her in that the tiered ruffle skirt and cutout bodice are too adult, but maybe it’s perfect. The skirt is mismatched and out of place with the top, kind of like Agron. She’s slightly awkward and is almost apologizing for how pretty she is. I don’t like the skirt at all but from the top half she’s stunning.

Jenna Ushkowitz attended a Golden Globe after party in a sleeveless Norman Ambrose gown that looked like a prom dress reworked with some beading. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t a unique or standout dress apart from the bead work. I shouldn’t nitpick, I would wear that gorgeous dress in a heartbeat.

This may sound rude (not that it’s ever stopped me before) but I’m kind of over Jane Lynch. She’s using her coach Sue schtick to shill all kinds of products, from Healthy Choice dinners to Barnes and Noble. It feels like I’m seeing her commercials constantly. She wore this blue v-neck chiffon gown with looks very pretty when you examine it closely in photos. On screen it was too one-note though and looked plain.

Unlike past years, Glee was only up for one award, for best TV comedy and it didn’t win anything. It feels like Glee’s time is heading to an end, but I could be wrong. Hope not.

Update: Amber Riley was at the Globes but our agencies didn’t carry photos of her there for some reason. Here she is at an after party. She was in a lovely bright red Badgley Mischka gathered dress with a ruffle detail along the bodice. I love this elegant look and especially like her hair and styling.

Photo credit: Juan Rico/Fame and WENN.com

Dianna Agron of “Glee” covers the January issue of Nylon magazine with a Twiggy motif. While this sort of look has already been done by many a starlet in countless magazine shoots, Dianna wears it amazingly well even though she may have hit the self-tanning lotion a bit too heavily to play the pale waif role, but it’s a welcome departure from her “amusingly cruel and jaggedly sweet recovering cheerleader Quinn Fabray” character on television. She spoke with the magazine about what will likely be her last year on “Glee,” which makes sense because her character is graduating, and Dianna will probably soon be past the point (at age 26) of playing a high school girl. She seems to have a good attitude about it:

On Her Glee Alter Ego: “Especially in the beginning, [the media] really wanted us to be like our characters, to simplify things… I was playing a well put-together popular character, and they were trying to push me into it, like that had been my entire life. And the whole time, my teenage self was crying at that.”

On Her Actual High School Persona: “We watched Practical Magic and all of those movies, like The Craft. My friend’s mom had all these Stevie Nicks outfits, and we’d gypsy dance in her living room and have seances. We’d mix all these things from the refrigerator together and we’d look at it and be like, ‘This means you’re going to find true love when you’re 18 years old’.”

On Quinn Fabray’s Future: “Essentially, I’m a senior, so, I’ll probably graduate this year.”

On her Glee audition: “They were going to scrap the character but Robert [Ulrich, the casting director] asked for one more chance. I went in and read, and they called me back two days later, and he told me to come back and straighten my hair, and wear something sexy. I was like, ‘First of all, what is…sexy?’…I went to like, a CVS, and bought a straightener and straightened it at Starbucks.”

On Her New Website, You and Me and Charlie: “It’s mainly arts-based, but it’s also a forum for people to love and support each other. I realized that just by posting something, I can really influence someone’s day.”

[From Nylon]

With any luck, Dianna will get some more movie work after she’s finished with “Glee” although her IMDb profile reveals nothing as of yet. I think that a string of duds — Burlesque, I Am Number Four, and The Romantics — have somewhat hurt her chances for future films, which is a shame because she seems far more likeable (and low-key) than her co-star, Lea Michele. Other than acting, Dianna is set to launch her new website — You, Me, and Charlie — next week, which has already has Facebook page and is described as a collective artistic site. In other words, it’ll hopefully be less like GOOP and more like HitRECord, which is always a good thing.

Photos courtesy of Nylon and the Fashion Spot

I think Dianna was listening to me! I’ve spent the last week bitching about Dianna Agron’s new haircut and budget dye job, and it looks like the girl decided to change up her hair once again. These are new photos of Dianna out and about, showing off her new hot pink hair. If you’d like to see how Dianna’s hair looked just a few days ago, go here – I thought it looked a lot like the style Faith Hill had gotten years ago, when she chopped off her normal, lovely blonde hair into a ragged little bob, and then bleached the crap out of it. Dianna, like Faith, is a pretty woman, but only certain kinds of hairstyles work on her, and this rock n’ roll dye job and bob isn’t one of them.

Should I excuse Dianna because of her youth, though? She’s 25 years old, still young enough to experiment with pink hair, I guess…? In my opinion, dyeing your hair pink is more of a “15 year old misunderstood faux-goth” thing, but I‘m an old fart and I‘m just speaking from the tunnel-view of my generation. I think Dianna is just looking to change it up somehow, just trying to shake off a rather boring reputation and get the kind of attention that Lea Michele gets.

By the way, in yesterday’s Agron post, I gave what I thought was a pretty thorough run-down of what went down between Dianna and her ex-boyfriend, Alex Pettyfer. Some members of Dianna’s fan club came in and started using multiple handles to yell at me and claim that Dianna really is the innocent little victim that she claims to be. Sure. Maybe she is. But maybe she wants to change the good-girl image she’s worked so hard for.

PS… does anyone else think she looks a little Rachel McAdams-y in these photos? That’s another problem Dianna faces – she always reminds people of more famous women. Faith Hill, Rachel McAdams, Britney Spears (I think she looks like old-school Brit).

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Since I don’t watch Glee, the only exposure I’ve had to Dianna Agron is through her budget styling on various red carpets, and her sketchy association with her ex-boyfriend, Alex Pettyfer. It’s the Pettyfer thing that I always remember for Dianna – she started dating Alex when they worked together in 2009, he was supposedly very controlling and kind of crazy and aggressive, and then he freaked out on Sebastian Stan because he thought Sebastian and Dianna were fooling around, and then Dianna dumped Alex.

After they broke up, Dianna and her little friends ran around to the tabloids and gave them lots of quotes about how awful Alex was and is, how he basically stalked her and how he’s a predator who shouldn’t be allowed near innocent little blonde girls. Then, oddly enough, Dianna immediately coupled up with guess who? Sebastian Stan! Suddenly, Alex looked less like a psycho and more like a dude who was pissed that his girlfriend was screwing around on him, and then he got even more pissed off when the cheating ex-girlfriend publicly maligned him in the press. Look, I’m not saying that Alex isn’t a crazy d-bag. I’m just saying that Dianna played a really obvious game to keep her good-girl reputation intact, and that makes me doubt everything about her.

Anyway, she’s the September cover girl for Cosmopolitan. I absolutely hate her hair. It’s so much like that horrible haircut and dye job that Faith Hill did a decade ago that nearly destroyed her career. This hair ages Dianna too – it’s just terrible. Thus far, Cosmo has only released one quote from the interview:

“It’s really sad looking at people like Lindsay Lohan. She’s an amazing actress, but you see what happens when people know too much about your personal life,” Agron says. “They start not being able to look at you the same way professionally. I don’t want that to happen to me.”

[From Cosmopolitan]

Yes, Linnocent’s biggest problem is that people know too much about her…? I understand what Dianna was trying to say – she was standing up for mystery, acknowledging that people are more likely to watch celebrities whose lives are not open books. It’s a valid point, and I agree. But Linnocent isn’t the example to use.

Has anyone ever noticed how she looks like old-school Britney?

Cover courtesy of Cosmo. Additional pics by WENN.

Glee’s Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray) was on The Late Show last night. I have to say I found her more confident than I expected. I’ve never seen her interviewed before and prior to this my impression was that she’s a little geeky and different. Her red carpet fashion is usually conservative and not that fashionable. Plus she penned a long impressive blog entry defending that racy GQ photoshoot with her Glee costars by explaining that she was a “sheltered child” and that “if you asked me for my dream photo shoot, I’d be in a treehouse, in a wild costume, war-paint and I’d be playing with my pet dragon.” So I thought she would be a little shy, since she seems to be a thoughtful person and not your typical starlet, but she wasn’t. She was completely at ease talking to Dave. (You can watch part of the video here if you’re in the US.)

On the Late Show, Agron told a story about how her nose was broken twice. It was implied that she was explaining her nose job since she said she had a deviated septum fixed and that a doctor told her she was a mouth breather. The words “nose job” or “rhinoplasty” were not uttered though:

My Freshman year of high school… I convinced my mom to let me go to my first party. I was able to be there for an hour… instead of the girl punching the guy she wound up to the side and punched me. So that was broken nose number one…

I didn’t go to a doctor because I didn’t want to tell my mom what happened…

Apparently I found out about a year ago, because my nose was getting worse… I went to the doctor and he said “When did you break your nose? You have a horrible deviated septum. You’re a mouth breather, aren’t you?” I said “Yes I am…”

[I couldn't get it fixed at the time] because we were filming.

We were in the middle of doing this concert tour… [in NY]. We had a day off the next day so I met some of my friends out and we were dancing. And again, there was a collision of sorts. I must be turning too quickly, people don’t see me or something like that. But it’s fixed now. I’m no longer a mouth breather.

[From The Late Show via video]

I usually hate doing these nose job and plastic surgery stories, because I’ll spend ages finding photos with the same aspect ratio to show the difference in someone’s face. Then I’ll line them up and size them the same. A change in nose shape that looks very obvious to me across multiple photos always has commenters who say there’s no difference or that it’s due to makeup or lighting. In this case the person admitted to it, though, and she had a very good explanation that seemed plausible. Plus if you look at her old nose it’s clearly broken-looking and smooshed to the side. She looks better now and her nose is shaved well. It’s not too small for her face like Jessica Biel’s new nose.

Here are photos of Dianna outside the Late Show yesterday. That dress looked better when she was sitting down. At least she wasn’t hanging out of it at the top or bottom.

Glee girls Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Amber Riley cover the May issue of Marie Claire (America). They did a cover all together (although Dianna seems ‘Shopped in), and then each one got a separate cover – my guess is that the separate covers will go to the subscribers? Perhaps. Here’s a question: Do you think Lea Michele was pissed that she didn’t get her own cover? Is that what her face says to you? Like, “Um, don’t you know that I HAVE PERFECT PITCH and I’m thin and beautiful and I belong on the cover BY MYSELF?!?” Actually, I think Lea seems kind of fine with sharing the cover. Weird, I know. I usually want to smack her, but not today. I’m feeling generous! Here’s a little preview of the interview(s):

MC – Your character’s friendship with Kurt is so special. Who’s your Kurt in real life?
Amber Riley – “Kurt! Chris Colfer really is my Kurt. That’s my baby. Having his character at that other school – Dalton Academy-this season is driving me up the wall.

Dianna Agron – “Everybody is convinced that Lea and I are in a relationship. There are forums with photos of us hugging.”

MC – You famously got into a car accident on the way to your Glee audition, ditched the rental and ran to the Fox lot anyway. Were you at all afraid they would think you were nuts?
Lea Michele – “I was more afraid that they’d think I was using that as an excuse for being late. Because at first they were like, “Oh, my God are you OK?” But after a while they were joking, “So that ‘car crash’ you were in….” I literally had chunks of glass that I pulled from my hair and put on the table. I look back on that day and think, I can’t believe I did that. I left the car on the side of the road. But something came over me.”

[From Marie Claire]

Really, Dianna? That’s what you’re going to talk about, how there are maybe a handful of people who think you’re a lesbian, and you’re going to give those people credence? Sometimes I forget that Glee is the first big break for almost everybody on there. Some of them just don’t know how to talk to the press.

In other Glee news, I’m sure you’ve heard that Dame Gwyneth will deign to goop her way through another episode. This time, it seems like Dame Goop is going to vocally rape my beloved Adele. Now… Adele has pipes. Adele’s voice is, in a word, magnificent. Gwyneth’s voice is… okay when it’s auto-tuned. Why in the word did Adele give Glee permission to molest her songs? UGH. UGH. This gives me physical pain. Here’s the song that Goop will be musically chain-sawing:

Um… Adele has more soul, talent and coolness in her pinkie than Lea, Dianna and Goop all put together. Amber gets a pass because I don’t know much about her.

Photos courtesy of Marie Claire, and the Adele photo from WENN.

These are photos of Alex Pettyfer at last night’s premiere of Beastly. Alex arrived late to the premiere, but not because he’s a surly douche. Apparently, there was a fire at his house, and he had to wait with the firefighters for a short time, and that’s why he was late. According to Radar, the fire started in Alex’s detached garage, and while firefighters took care of it, “Pettyfer walked the red carpet, did interviews and introduced the film at the premiere, but left after a short time presumably to deal with the fire.” Now… considering what everyone says about Alex being a “psycho,” could it be that he maybe started this fire? For attention? For sympathy? Just because he wants to watch the world burn? Thoughts?

Anyway, this week the tabloids are full of musings on Alex’s “psycho” behavior. He has a reputation as an actor with a short fuse who “goes ballistic anytime someone says something he doesn’t agree to”. And the stories about his breakup with Dianna Agron keep coming – read this In Touch Weekly with a sinister frame of mind:

In Touch first broke the news that Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer ended their year-long romance, but now comes word that Alex showed up on the Glee set – begging Dianna for another chance.

“She wouldn’t see him,” says the insider. “And she told other people, ‘We’re over!’ Alex was always really controlling, and she finally had enough.”

Dianna, 24, was spotted wearing a diamond band on her left ring finger at recent press events. But the insider says, “The relationship is definitely off… and so is the engagement.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

So he shows up at her work and begs and demands to see her? Yeah… seems kind of sketchy. In addition to this seemingly innocuous story, Us Weekly’s print edition has further revelations about Alex‘s bad behavior. In addition to Dianna finding Alex to be “psycho,” Us Weekly also notes that Alex “has been losing his sh-t” after the breakup, even going so far as to make threats to Dianna over the phone: “He was on the phone with her and he absolutely lost it, screaming at her.”

Sources also say that while Dianna and Alex were together, Dianna’s personality changed from sweet good-girl to diva. In their relationship, “he calls all of the shots… he made her fire her entire management team for no apparent reason… Dianna was completely Stepford around him… she was under his spell, she was such a doormat and she could end up with him again.” An insider says that Alex had the same effect on his previous ex, Emma Roberts.

Meanwhile, Us Weekly also reports that during production of Beastly, Alex was trying to seduce Vanessa Hudgens off-camera, and she wasn’t into it. A source says: “She wasn’t interested, but he continued to pursue her. It got so bad that Vanessa couldn’t talk to him anymore. She hated him!” Vanessa wore this Julien Macdonald dress with a long train – I don’t really care for it, and it’s too tight in the bust. Also: isn’t it interesting that they didn’t pose together on the red carpet?

Photos courtesy of WENN.