Courtney before her boob job on 5-18-13, you can see the pics of her new rack here

Disturbed 18 year-old teen bride Courtney Stodden has claimed for years that her cartoon body is “surgery free” and “rill,” but a sonogram on the Dr. Drew show in 2011 disproved that. Her implant was seen on the sonogram but she still insisted she didn’t have any.

So now that Courtney is getting new implants she’s claiming they’re her first. She says she wanted implants to feel sexy, and to increase her cup size to the size she’s been faking with push-up bras, a double D. Of course Courtney documented the whole process, The Daily Mail has the photos of her doctor’s visit and the lead-up to surgery, and of course she recorded a video of the entire thing. Here’s the video, which includes footage of her actual surgery, but it’s not graphic. I watched this whole video. You owe me!

If you’d like to see the “after” photo, E! Online has the exclusive on that and the photos are there. Those boobs are way too big for her small frame, and they look like they’re about to burst.

Courtney said of her boobs that it was her own decision and that her 53 year-old husband, Doug Hutchison, tried to talk her out of it. “No one encouraged me, it was all me. [Doug] was actually kind of against it at first and we got into little debates about it, but I won and here I am.”

Courtney’s creepy mom has commented about her daughter’s boob job of course, and she was there during the surgery. Krista Stodden told Radar Online that “Her new breasts [are] beautiful, fabulous and wonderful. She looks fantastic.” Shades of Papa Joe Simpson, but somehow creepier.

These are some disturbing photos of Courtney Stodden, 18, and her 52 year-old husband, washed-up actor Doug Hutchison, at Disneyland on Monday. All photos of Courtney are disturbing, though. She looks like a parody of a person, like a Saturday Night Live character who is so one-dimensional the bit gets boring in the first minute. Courtney isn’t in on the joke, though, she’s just a kid trying to be “sexy” and she’s dead serious about it. Courtney reminded E! that it was her second wedding anniversary with her husband/dad, and that they were spending it at “the sexiest place on earth.” Gag.

The May-December couple celebrated their second wedding anniversary today at the famed theme park in Anaheim, Calif. Or, as Courtney, 18, put it, “I’m spending my anniversary at the sexiest place on earth.”

In addition to enjoying the rides and endless other sights that Disneyland has to offer, Doug treated his missus to a pair of pink polka-dot Minnie Mouse ears that just so happened to match her bright-pink pout.

Asked what two years of matrimony have taught her, Courtney exclusively told E! News, “The thing I’ve learned most in the last two years in marriage is that compromise is key.”

And, as for the haters who never thought the 18-year-old and her 52-year-old actor hubby would make it this far, she said, “Nobody can predict the future.”

This could also be cross-promotion for Courtney’s just-announced solo sex tape, made in the style of Octomom (presumably). She’s 18 and she’s surely angling for some kind of adult film career, since Internet infamy and lesser gigs on reality television probably haven’t paid off her.

Getting back to these photos, what would you say to your kid(s) asking you about these creatures while you’re on the (expensive) family vacation of a lifetime? Would you tell them the lady was dressed up for a costume party? To my eight year-old I would say that sometimes people dress in ways we don’t understand and that he shouldn’t stare. At least you wouldn’t have to explain Courtney and Doug’s age difference to your kids, since it’s not that obvious when they’re together. How does Courtney get around in those heels, though? There’s a lot of walking at Disney and it seems like her feet would be throbbing after a few minutes.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Kaiser pointed out these photos to me of Courtney Stodden, 18, at some event, let’s see… the “Sizzling Sexy Summer Event at Shekhar Rahate Haute Couture.” This is the same very budget tacky prom dress-looking designer whose event she attended with her mom two months ago. Kaiser wrote that these photos were “amazing” and that “she looks 50 years old.” Well that makes sense, because Courtney’s husband, Doug Hutchison, is 53 years old and is said to control every aspect of her life. Neighbors of Courtney and her husband/dad claim that Doug “drinks day and night” and that he’s often heard loudly arguing with Courtney.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison… are once again making headlines for a blowout fight – this time on May 4, after Doug, 53, came home in a drunken rage. “He was out of his mind,” reveals a source. “Neighbors could hear Courtney crying.” The boozy encounter, which has family worried for 18 year-old Courtney’s safety, is nothing new. “He drinks day and night,” considers the insider. “Doug controls every aspect of her life.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, May 27, 2013]

I believe this. If Courtney’s extreme age difference with her husband and bizarre appearance didn’t convince you that she’s in an unhealthy relationship, this video of her in goth garb as an alter ego calling herself a “slut” who moved to Hollywood “to marry some old, washed up, D-List, saggy-balled actor” will do it. She made that back in March, and of course her enabling manager mom dismissed it, calling it “funny” and “edgy.” There’s nothing funny or edgy about this whole sketchy situation, but this girl is 18 years old and her only life skill involves wearing lucite heels and posing in a bikini. She probably is unable to take care of herself and I doubt she could divorce this guy and get any support from her parents. They’re the ones who thought it was perfectly fine that she marry a 50-something washed up actor in the first place.

I don’t know why this didn’t occur to me much earlier, but Courtney’s mom probably set her up with Doug from the get-go, right? This wasn’t a situation where these two found each other online like they’re claiming, I bet her mom planned it all and pimped Courtney out to these creeper in some grand scheme to make her daughter a “star.” Look how that’s working out. Courtney is playing the role as she’s expected to, but I just feel sorry for her.

Update: I just read over on Starcasm that Courtney announced to E! news that she has a sex tape. Of course she does. She said it’s “not out in the media” or on her computer and adds “I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want.” She claims she’s not going to release it (unless the money is right) claiming that “this is personal.” Isn’t that what Farrah Abraham said too? Courtney claims It’s “just me… I turned 18 in August, so you do the math.” If she has no plans to release it, why did she wait until she was 18 to make the tape?

Courtney with her mom:

Courtney, her mom and the designer, Shekhar Rahate

Courtney and Doug are shown on 5-13. Event photos are from 5-16. Credit: FameFlynet

Courtney Stodden has posted a video (above) in which she claims to be her own half sister, Courtland, and talks in a deep voice while trashing herself. She calls herself a “slut” and makes fun of her life. In the video Courtney is wearing a black bob wig, goth makeup, and torn fishnets, but of course her fake cleavage is on full display. It’s kind of disconcerting and makes me wonder if she’s going through an identity crisis or personality break/disorder. I can’t armchair diagnose her, but it’s hard not to notice how strange this all is. Here’s part of what she says:

“[Courtney] is my [half] sister. She is a slut… At least I have half of my f’ing dignity left.

I’m from Washington State. I would never move to Hollywood to marry some old, washed up, D-List, saggy-balled actor.”

It goes on, but I’ll spare you. If you have a high tolerance for bullsh*t you can always watch the video. In response, Courtney’s mom Krista told Radar the video is “funny because [Courtney] doesn’t take herself too seriously. She wanted to get dirty for fun. She’s more than just beautiful, she’s edgy.”

Of course Courtney’s mama pimp would say something like that. Her daughter has probably been telling her for years that she hates her life and Krista has been ignoring it and pushing her to live the life of infamy she never had.

So is Courtney mocking her haters? Does she feel trapped in the exploitative bizarro life her parents have created for her, hyper-sexualizing her at an early age and then passing her off to be the child bride of a creepy actor the same age as her dad? Or is she just messing with us to try and get us to pay attention to her and her lousy music?

Maybe the answer is a little from columns A, B and C. I mean it’s not like she’s seemed particularly sane and normal up to this point. This would look extreme coming from someone who didn’t get famous by getting married at 16 to a then 51 year-old dude. (Tooms!) But this is Courtney, you know. It may be a cry for help, but isn’t everything she does? As I’ve said before, I blame her mom. She’s only 18 at this point and she’s been famous (in certain circles) for 2 years. Do you think she’s ever called the shots in her own life?

Courtney is shown on 2-20 at an Oscar gifting suite. They let her into those? It’s the “Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty & Couture Suite.” Credit: WENN.com

Rumorfix got a new red carpet interview with Courtney Stodden, which they parceled out into a couple of bite size quotes, each hysterical in their own right. I’m having fun imagining I’m the woman interviewing Courtney, because she’s got a smirk on her face the whole time and I can guess what she’s thinking while she strives to be friendly and not break out into a laughing fit. Courtney is of course the 18 year-old girl who became famous for marrying a now 52 year-old washed up character actor, Doug Hutchison, when she was just 16. She’s trying for some kind of singing career, and refuses to do the multiple p0rn roles she’s been offered, and for which she insists on dressing the part.

In these photos Courtney is out “jogging” with Doug (or walking or something, the photo agency says they’re “jogging), and at least she’s wearing somewhat sensible shoes instead of those lucite stripper heels she’s so often seen in. We can get a clear view of her fake boobs and day glow orange spray tan. She looks especially ridiculous next to her husband, who’s dressed like he’s about to work in the garden. What is it with these people and horrible footwear?

Getting back to Courtney’s interview with RumorFix, here are her quotes:

On why she compares herself to Marilyn Monroe
I look back to the pin-up days, to Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe and those beautiful, iconic women. So I want to be iconic, you know, and I feel like I am. I’m different, I married young. Those women were old souls, and I feel like I can connect with them. We’re both old souls and we’re having fun, and being glamorous and flirty.

On who she wants to sing with
If I could sing with anybody… maybe Maroon 5, Britney Spears.

Who she would compare her voice to
I would say Britney Spears maybe. I mean my voice is kind of like Cher believe it or not. One of these days I’m going to record a song that really shows my talent.

If you have a very high tolerance for bullsh*t you can watch Courtney’s latest video yourself and see if she sounds like Cher. The girl chipmunks put out better, less annoying music than this, and I’m sorry for insulting The Chipettes, they didn’t deserve the comparison.

Anyway here’s your daily dose of “iconic” Courtney. I used to think she was in on the joke, but I seriously doubt it. We also have some photos of her music video release party on February 10th. We already covered these and yes, she is wearing light up panties and working a pole.

Photo credit: FameFlynet

These are photos from Courtney Stodden’s video release party, for that candy and lingerie-themed shoot she did for her auto-tuned disaster of a song, “Reality.” I forced myself to watch the video, over on E! but I’m not going to inflict it on you. I’ll take D-Listed’s lead and let you watch it there if you’re interested. I swear that the girl spreads lipstick on with a trowel, but I don’t know why I’m focusing on that when there are so many other things going wrong. There’s a lot of thrusting, a lot of bad repetitive music, a golden diaper, and really cheap looking candy backgrounds. When I saw the header image on DListed I thought that he had photoshopped it as a joke, but it really looks that budget.

Getting back to these photos, they kind of speak for themselves. At one point Courtney was hugging up on her husband and at another point she was hugging up on her dad. I’ll let you figure out who is whom. Bobby Trendy, the celebrity “designer” was also there, and it appears as if he’s the one who applied Courtney’s lipstick for the video shoot.

On the red carpet Courtney was wearing a very fug see-through gown with some kind of ridiculous ruffled bustline and actual light-up panties underneath. I don’t even know how to describe this monstrosity. She was more at ease inside the venue, when she switched it up to red lingerie and matching stripper shoes and worked a pole. It’s such a cliche but that’s what she brings to the card table.

Honest question: is Bobby Trendy styling her? Is that why he’s coming to her events? I remember when I first saw him, on Anna Nicole Smith’s reality show, hot gluing some animal print sh*t to pillows and calling it interior design. He really hasn’t moved beyond that, if anything he’s regressed to lesser celebrities. He sure loves the trashy bombshell types who marry dudes way too old for them, and I’ll leave it at that.

After I wrote this story one of our photo agencies put out more photos from the red carpet. These are photos of Courtney with her dad, and her mom. These images disturb me on so many levels.

Photo credit: ER/FameFlynet and Josiah True/ WENN.com

This is just a brief very shocking palate cleanse from the Critics Choice fashion. It’s like someone smeared wasabi on your glass when you were expecting to taste a nice cabernet.

What would you do if you saw these people in person? Like, assume you’re not a gossip follower and you had no idea who they were. You would stare and think these people were in costume, or that you were looking at a hooker and her pimp – or at the very least an adult film star, right? I’m somewhat sorry for running these photos, I do feel a small amount of guilt about it, but I freaking cannot look away. They’re fascinating. Look at Courtney’s insane mound of fake frizzy yellow hair. Check out her tighter than tight, shorter than short dress with her plastic tits on prominent display. Look at her cartoonish makeup and freakishly big lips. Then look toward her daddy husband to the left, all decked out in black and looking like a creeper with that dippy gold necklace. These people are not real, they’re caricatures.

These photos are from the “Markus + Indrani Icons book launch party” in Beverly Hills last night. It was hosted by Carmen Electra, with proceeds to go to the Trevor Project, a very good cause. Our photo agency also had some pictures of Carmen there, and I ended up feeling sorry for her. She’s trying to hustle and still get hosting gigs, and she got overshadowed by an 18 year-old wannabe reality “star” and her washed-up 52 year-old husband. This new generation of “famous” people has me very concerned for humanity, but I’m still watching/staring. I can’t help it!

It looks like Carmen had something serious done to her face, doesn’t it? It’s hard to tell from these photos as they’re a little blurry. I think Courtney broke the camera. Here’s another recent photo of Carmen, from December. She looks way different to me than she used to. It could be worse. See above.

Photo credit: FameFlynet

Courtney talks at about 2:00 in

VH1′s Couples Therapy, featuring creeper Doug Hutchison, 52, and his then-17 year-old bride, Courtney Stodden, is airing now. We’re hearing details from the show and they’re just as disturbing as you would expect from this couple. In a recent episode, Courtney admitted she sometimes slips and calls Doug “dad.” Doug even called Courtney his “child,” at one point adding that “I’m raising my wife.” *shudder* Earlier we heard about some of the issues in Doug and Courtney’s relationship, which include Courtney’s admission that she sometimes forgets she’s married, (which partially explains why she confuses Doug with her dad) and the fact that Courtney still texts an ex boyfriend, sometimes while she’s in bed with Doug. It’s just a messed up situation from every angle.

The latest has Doug breaking down and cry-whining that he’s lonely because Courtney can’t stay with him on set due to child labor laws. Radar had a video clip of this up, but VH1 pulled it for some reason. I tried to find this scene in the episodes on their site and I couldn’t, so I’m not going to focus on it. Radar has a description of what happened, and it’s telling how Doug couldn’t cope on his own and acted like an immature pre-teen when Courtney was away. I think that goes far in explaining their relationship.

Instead I’d like to talk about these quotes from Courtney, on how the fact that she enjoys dressing like a hooker has “saved many lives” and empowered people. Really she said this. It’s on a preview clip of the next episode, which is above also.

Therapist: Courtney and Doug, tell me a little bit about the power in your relationship.

Courtney: I think that we, you know, fight for the power, you know both of us… but I think that in the majority of things I do have the power over the relationship.

Therapist: Where do you get your power from.

Courtney: With certain things, that’s just the way that I dress. I have a passion. I am an advocate for having the right to be who you want to be, and there are people out there who don’t have a voice to dress the way they want to dress, look the way they want to look – due to the backlash and the actions of other people. I have saved many lives.

Therapist: I want to know where you get the power in your relationship with your husband. For real… No more beauty pageant answers…

Then Courtney goes into the stuff about how she’s still talking to her ex, and Doug said he took her phone and told Courtney’s ex not to talk to her any more. I wasn’t too interested in that.

In Courtney’s mind, she has power because she dresses like a skank, and that’s somehow saving the lives of other young people who are trapped in non-revealing clothing, afraid to let their inner strippers out. Prostiteen power activate!

Here’s a story about everyone’s favorite statutory rapist and his child bride that brings home the situation quite succinctly. While filming “Couples Therapy” together, Doug Hutchison, 52, and his wife Courtney Stodden, now 18, weren’t allowed to spend the night together because Courtney was only 17 at the time and child labor laws forbade it. You know, marriage laws in every state really need to catch up with the laws protecting children in the workplace. This situation could have been avoided if Courtney’s parents weren’t allowed to sign their daughter away to a man who was essentially their peer when she was only 16 years old. You have to be 21 to drink in this country, you would think that you would need to be at least 18 to get married. Hey maybe something positive will come out of this unholy union. Here’s more, thanks to Radar:

On the latest episode of Couples Therapy the Teen Bride and her 51-year-old husband are actually not spending the night together, unlike the rest of the couples!

Because Courtney was only 17 when the reality show filmed, she wasn’t allowed to spend the night at the home after a long day of filming due to child labor laws, so she left Doug alone in the house, which was the first time since their 2011 marriage that they spent the night apart.

Courtney and Doug had their first meeting with the counselor who asked the couple how they met and began their relationship.

The Teen Bride explained that they met through a mutual friend and their relationship blossomed from there.

“Our exchange at some point in time evolved into more personal questions and slowly, but surely we fell in love with one another,” Doug explained.

Dr. Jenn asks why, since Courtney was legally a child, they didn’t wait until she was 21 to get together.

“I wasn’t thinking responsibly,” Doug said. “To be fair, I truly wasn’t thinking responsibly. I was thinking with my heart.”

Dr. Jenn asked why they didn’t just date and if they got married just because they wanted to have sex.

“I won’t lie to you it wasn’t the farthest thing from my mind because she is this beautiful sexy woman, but it wasn’t the prevalent thing on my mind,” Doug confessed.

“It wasn’t primary motivation, I found true love.”

Courtney agreed with her husband. “I didn’t want to wait either, I pushed it because I wanted to be with you.

“Someone that looks like me physically… I had so many men, write me, follow me home, I knew that I wanted to wait ‘til I found that one person that I felt safe with.”

Dr. Jenn then questioned Courtney’s hyper-sexual way of dressing, and asked her if she had ever been sexually abused.

“No I have not been sexually molested, touched in any way. I just feel more comfortable that way,” she asserted.

Courtney said she likes wearing skimpy clothing, telling Dr. Jenn: “I have a good body I’m enjoying my youth now.”

[From Radar Online]

We’ve heard all this crap from Courtney and Doug before about how it’s “true love” and evolved over time while they were sending each other e-mails. How inane and oversexed do you think their online conversations were? This is the girl who tweets things like “Not wearing panties today! Who else is celebrating #NoPantyDay ?” and posts photos like the ones below. (With her new face on display. I haven’t seen her tweet any photos of Doug.) Any self respecting guy over 16 would have run for the hills when this came at them, but not Doug. It was “love” for Doug and he thought with his “heart.” He’s such a creepy predatory bastard.

Listen to how Doug explains how he fell in love with Courtney in this scene from Couple’s Therapy. He’s so gross. She is too, but she’s 17 years old here. Check out her facial expressions at around 2:00 in. Then Doug feels her knee and I actually went “Ugh!” out loud. I’m glad she wasn’t sexually abused, according to her, but something happened to her in order to have her turn out like this. I blame her parents.

These are Courtney’s new boots, I think, she tweeted a picture of these. Horrible.

The third season of Couples Therapy on VH1 premiered last week, with the star couple being Courtney Stodden, 18, and Doug Hutchison, 52. It also features Nik Richie of The Dirty and his wife Shayne Lamas, Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen of RHONY, and singer Joel ‘JoJo’ and Tashaunda Hailey. I just watched a few clips over on VH1 that made me uncomfortable. I hate seeing people argue so I doubt I’ll catch much more of it. The title refers to a scene in this linked clip in which JoJo calls out Doug for marrying such a young girl (at about 1:30), asking him “do you have any kids?.” Doug answers, all calm and serial-killer like, that “this is my child. I’m raising my wife.” Then Doug and Nik Richie get into it when Nik calls Courtney “the trash all over the Internet.” He would know. Later Nik calls Doug a child molester and Doug asks for an apology, but Nik won’t give it to him. I really detest Doug, he’s such a snake.

Maybe Doug was trying to use some kind of lame reverse psychology by admitting he’s raising his wife, but it came across as gross and disgusting. That’s my main reaction when I see this couple. Another person who had an issue with Doug and Courtney was Billy Bush of Access Hollywood, who interviewed them as part of Couples Therapy promotion. He really called them out, probably because he has a 14 year-old daughter, and basically called Doug a pedophile. Then Courtney admitted that her mom gave them the green light to get married, which we’ve heard before but it still shocks me. Courtney’s mom monitored her Internet conversations with a 51 year old man for six freaking months, and never once tried to shut it down. So her mom enabled the whole courtship. Here’s some of what they said and you can watch the video on this link.

Counselor Dr. Jenn Berman: This is not a fake relationship. After spending three weeks with them, I think the biggest myth is that this is a publicity stunt, and it is not.

A lot of times as a therapist I have to do work with people who have different morals, different values, different religions, all that sort of stuff. This is a couple who is legally married, it is a legitimate marriage and they came to me with conflicts in their marriage that needed to be worked on.

Billy Bush: Doug, Why get permission from her parents to marry, why not just wait two years until she’s 18?
Doug: A couple of reasons, life is unpredictable and we need to live every day to the fullest. Courtney and I fell in love and we’re soulmates and we needed to dive. She’s 18 now. What would be the point to have waited until she’s 18?

Billy Bush: The psychological development, the emotional development in people ages 51 and 16 is giantly different.
Doug: Our inspiration is people like Jon and Bo Derek. She was 15 and he was in his 40s. They had a 22 year marriage. She held his hand while he was on his death bed. Celine Dion and Rene Angelil, he met her when she was 12, was her manager.
Billy Bush: It wasn’t a relationship at that point.
Doug: Well, it was the beginning of a relationship.

Courtney: The connection was so organic. When you fall in love with somebody, Billy, you’re love and you feel that.

Billy: But you’re 16 and you’re swaying all over the place. Like I have a 14 year-old daughter who is hormonal and emotional and changes her feelings about friends every 10 seconds.

Courtney: I wasn’t… if you asked Bo Derek she would say the same thing. When you’re an old soul, you’re not going to fall in love with a 14 year-old boy. You meet somebody, you know what you want, and you’re going to get that… I was a Christian girl and I wanted to save myself until I got married. Some people say that I waited a whole 16 years… that meant so much to me… we’re still together. We’ve been married for a year and a half almost.

Hostess: what did you say to your parents?
My mother was monitoring all the conversations. [For six months] We were talking online.

Billy Bush: People are going to call you a pedophile and a pervert for meeting a young girl online. And they’re not far off, you’re meeting a young girl start chatting… you’re an actor. You threw your career away.

[From Access Hollywood]

That was despicable what Doug said about Celine Dion and Renee Angelil, as if Renee was creeping on Celine when she was 12 years old. Courtney is just parroting him, and the whole thing bothers me. She’s all “we’ve been married a whole year and a half!” I liked it much better when we thought it was a publicity stunt, because the reality is just jaw-dropping. It also bothers me how much people are acting like this is normal in order to continue to capitalize on it. Good for Billy Bush and everyone else who is calling it like it is.

These photos are from December of last year. You can see Courtney’s new face here. Credit: WENN.com