A few nights ago, Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a little get-together at his place. At around 4 am, Doug’s neighbors called the cops complaining about the noise, and the police broke the party up. The next morning, the neighbors called the police again – this time because their expensive cars had been keyed – including two Bentleys, a Maserati, and a Bugatti Veyron.

Now Paris is following that good old mantra: deny, deny, deny. Her side of the story is that the sound system in the house isn’t even hooked up yet (I suppose to imply that there wasn’t any noise to complain about) and that she and Doug went to bed at 2 a.m. while his friends continued to play poker downstairs. She also claims that she didn’t know what had happened until the next morning, and that her and her sister’s (Nicky lives up the street) cars were egged.

“I had nothing to do with this,” Hilton explained. “We were at Doug’s [Reinhardt, her boyfriend] new house on Monday night, and there were several friends of Doug’s playing poker inside. There is no food in the house, the sound system isn’t even hooked up yet. I would never egg anyone’s car, especially to my boyfriend and sister’s [Nicky Hilton] neighbors. My blue Bentley was egged, and so was Nicky’s Ranger Rover.” Nicky lives up the street from Reinhardt.

A source told RadarOnline.com that the couple went to bed at around 2am as several of Reinhardt’s pals played poker downstairs. Hilton and Reinhardt woke up the next morning and became aware of what had happened. The insider added: “Paris called the police and gave a police report, and despite reports, no one’s car was keyed.”

Many reports pegged the incident to Hilton’s home though she actually lives in a gated estate in Beverly Hills and not in the Hollywood Hills.

[from Radar]

This is one of those situations where it is very difficult to tell who’s telling the truth. Paris is not exactly a pillar of honesty or intelligence, but at the same time she has no reason to deny the story if it happened. She didn’t do anything wrong in the first place. It’s possible that this incident has something to do with the “break-in” that occurred at Lindsay’s place. There have been new reports that it may have been the papparazi’s fault. There was nothing stolen from her home, so it may have just been a vandal – maybe even the same one that egged Paris’ car and possibly keyed the neighbors’.

Interesting to note: Paris never denies that the cops were called. That must have been some poker game.

Here’s Paris and Doug leaving a club on April 27th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

I have no idea why anyone would want to grope Paris Hilton. I really and truly do not. Just the thought of getting that close to her skin… I imagine little STD bugs jumping off her. That’s how it works, right? But apparently someone would want to be flesh-to-flesh with Paris, because a dude walked right up to her and groped her boobs. And naturally, a major fight – and insane drama – ensued.

It ended with Paris dancing on a table to her own song. I sh*t you not.

In one of the wildest scenes we’ve seen in a long, long time, Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were at the center of brawl early Tuesday morning in the club h.wood in Los Angeles. A little after 1 a.m., while Paris and Doug were dancing a man came up to Paris and grabbed her chest, eyewitnesses told RadarOnline.com. Doug immediately pushed the guy away, but the groper’s pal then threw a beer bottle at Doug’s head. (He missed.)

The club’s promoter grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. At the same time, in all the chaos, someone pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. Those people converged around Paris to keep her safe from the fighting. Meanwhile, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started it all by grabbing Paris’ chest joined in and was punching Doug.

Pretty good celebrity brawl so far, right? Wait, there’s more! Frankie Delgado jumped into the action (literally jumping over people), and kicked the fight-starting, boob-grabber in the head. People were screaming in fear. (Ok, ok, that was us. But we heard other people screaming too!)

Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.

And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!

[From Radar]

How bizarre is this story? I’d swear it were made up, but it’s so crazy it must be true. And Paris really is so delusional, self-absorbed, and thoughtless that I can see her getting up on a table to dance to herself while her boyfriend is in a major fight. And this sounds like it was a major fight. But why should that concern Paris? You can’t let anything – or anyone – get in the way of the dance. Not when you’re feeling the rhythm.

Lest you think Paris was unaffected by the fight (how could you walk away with that impression?), she made all of one Twitter post yesterday: “just left HWood club with my sexy boyfriend, going home.” Makes me think this is just a typical night in her cream cheese-filled head.

Here’s Paris and Doug leaving the club last night. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

People were buzzing over the way that Paris Hilton and the latest boy she’s been gushing to the press over, Doug Reinhardt, looked bored and kind of awkward on the red carpet this week. Paris and Doug posed at US Weekly’s Hot Hollywood party on Wednesday looking not at all interested in each other, although Paris did her best to scrunch up her party face.

The two, who have said they want to get married and have kids, were spotted looking at a home for sale in Beverly Hills yesterday. Like their last event appearance, Paris seemed in full PR mode while Doug was just kind of there. I bet it was Paris’ idea to scope out a new place and invite the paparazzi while dragging Doug along.

There are rumors that they’re set to marry this summer, but that Paris’ family doesn’t approve of reality star Doug and is trying to discourage her. Doug is dumb, he’s certainly dumb enough to date Paris, but I don’t think he’s dumb enough to marry her. He looks over her already. I give them less than 2 weeks.

Header Photo credit: Gaz Shirley/ Nate Jones, PacificCoastNews.com. Other photos credit: WENN.com

Paris Hilton has been with Doug Reinhardt of The Hills for maybe a few weeks, tops, and she’s already blabbing about how she’s going to marry the reality star. Paris met Doug’s mom in a photo op last month, and as Sam pointed out, the woman looked exactly like you would expect Paris to look in 20 years – trashy with money. Now Paris has told E! Online that Doug is her future husband. No word on an engagement, though:

At last night’s I Heart Ronson for JCPenney party, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt couldn’t stop talking about their love for each other.

“We’re best friends,” Paris told me. “It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.”

As for the rumors that the two are engaged, it hasn’t happened yet, but it seems to be in the future for the two. “You never know,” Doug said. “He’s going to be my husband,” Paris giggled.

[From E! Online]

Doug previously said that he plans to have children with Paris, and that “she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day.” These two seem to be just about the same speed intellectually.

This isn’t the first time Paris has enthused to the media about her boyfriend-of-the-moment and talked about their happily-ever-after plans. She similarly gushed about Benji Madden in the early stages of their relationship, telling David Letterman on his show “I’m so happy, I’m so in love, and I know I want to spend the rest of my life [with him.] I know I want to be with him forever.” Paris and Benji lasted all of nine months, which seemed like some sort of record for Paris. I bet she and Doug don’t last through the summer, though. Once things don’t go Paris’ way she bails. Boyfriends are like puppies to her, she collects them and brings them to events until she gets distracted by another cute one.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are shown on 4/5/09 at the Bravo ‘A List Awards’. Credit: WENN.com

Paris Hilton and her most recent boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, got into a physical altercation with a bodyguard at a club last night. Now most people, even celebrities, would call the police, a lawyer, or their PR rep (to make sure they come off looking good). What do Paris and Doug do? They call Radar to tell them all about it. Any website devoted to such thorough documenting of Octomom’s every moment has got to be the logical first stop, right?

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in a brawl with a bodyguard in Miami early Friday. In a RadarOnline.com exclusive, Paris told us that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were attacked at the DJ booth at the recently re-opened posh Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach.

Paris approached the DJ in the nightclub at approximately 3am and requested a song by Madonna or Black Eyed Peas, something she could dance to. The DJ was spinning techno music. Suddenly a bodyguard near the DJ pushed Paris, she told RadarOnline.com. Doug then told the man not to touch his girlfriend.

Reinhardt tells RadarOnline.com, “I came to Paris’ aid,” and all hell broke loose! The bodyguard and Doug then began to brawl. “I can’t believe someone would do this to us, it’s really scary,” Paris told RadarOnline.com. Hotel security intervened and the fight was broken up.

The cops were called to the scene, but no charges were filed. Paris was not injured, but Doug had a bloody lip. Paris and Doug left the club and planned to bolt from Miami as soon as possible.

[From Radar]

Honestly, I don’t blame the body guard. If Paris Hilton got within three feet of me, I’d push her too. It’s just a natural reflex that can’t be helped; same as when the doctor hits your knee with that rubber triangle dealie during a checkup. Actually, if I had a rubber triangle dealie I’d hit Paris with that. Double reflex. She should just be glad the guy wasn’t a doctor moonlighting as a bodyguard (as they’re known to do).

What a crap-ass bodyguard though. Isn’t their purpose to avoid physical harm? Shouldn’t that be the last resort? Clearly that’s not the case. I understand the urge to physically attack Paris Hilton, but come on. Obviously we only know Paris and Doug’s side, but it sounds like the guy was clearly out of line. And I should never – ever – have to be on Paris Hilton’s side. This guy’s a douchebag just for making me do that.

In other Paris news, German newspaper The Bild claims that Doug proposed to her on Tuesday. But Paris wasn’t exactly feeling it. They weren’t clear if the issue was the proposal itself or the ring, but either way her response was that she’d think it over.

Paris Hilton is said to be considering Doug Reinhardt’s marriage proposal – but has so far refused to give a definitive answer. The 28-year-old hotel heiress was reportedly unimpressed when her boyfriend got down on one knee during dinner with her parents Kathy and Rick at The Ivy restaurant in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Doug (23) presented Paris with a Lorraine Schwartz engagement ring but instead of jumping for joy, the socialite snapped the ring box shut and said she would need time to consider his marriage offer. The couple were photographed leaving the eatery together some time later, but Doug seemed devastated and refused to look at the blonde beauty.

[From Bild]

The pictures from that night do show Doug looking rather upset, but that could be for any reason. Though he seems to love all the attention he’s getting, so I doubt he’s distraught due to the paparazzi. Paris doesn’t seem the type to say no to a proposal. But Doug also made it clear he wants to have babies with her (gross), and something tells me Paris is the sort who wants a guy that’s unavailable. So maybe she really is passing on this one.

Update: Kathy Hilton just told Us Weekly “I’m not planning any weddings anytime soon for either of them!” Which doesn’t mean Doug didn’t propose, but if he did, Paris didn’t accept.

Here’s Paris and Doug spending an afternoon shopping in Miami Beach yesterday. There does seem to be some distance between them in these pictures. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

For me, the one saving grace in this often messed up world is that Paris Hilton hasn’t reproduced. Sure there’s war and famine and all sorts of horrendous, tragic things. But I cling to that little bit of consolation that comes with the knowledge that Hilton isn’t currently messing up an innocent child’s life. This means something to me. And stupid Doug Reinhardt is about to take it all away. Over the course of the last two years, Paris has done little more than party, strut around L.A., and talk about how much she wants a baby. And Doug seems to be the first man willing to give her one.

Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”

[From In Touch]

Can you imagine anything more upsetting than a bunch of mini Parises? I feel physically ill. And not in that funny “oh she’s just exaggerating to prove a point” sort of way. But like I might actually spend the day retching. None of Paris’ exes ever told the press they wanted to have babies with her. Presumably because they all wanted at least a semi-fit mother for their children. And not someone who collects living things and discards them when she’s bored.

If nothing else, Paris and Doug are a good match. They’re both sorta-pretty if you don’t think about it too hard. They want the same things. And they’re equally dumb. True, it gives their kids no shot at having an I.Q. above 91. But at least they’ll be pleasant to look at and know how to walk in high heels. And isn’t that what matters?

Here’s Paris (with her latest new puppy) meeting up with Kathy Griffin (and 1,234 paparazzi) to shop at Kitson yesterday. Images thanks to WENN .

Paris Hilton must think animals are jewelry. While most girls beg their boyfriends to buy them diamond earrings (or we more down-to-earth sorts just appreciate some flowers), Paris begs her man to dole out ten grand on a dog. And not even a regular sized dog or one that can do magic or something that would make it worth $10,000. We’re talking about a teacup Pomeranian here. That’s like spending $1,000 an ounce.

I don’t really consider tiny yippy dogs to be a romantic present. Did she mistake the Pomeranian for a diamond necklace? I’m sure that on more than one occasion Paris has accidentally fastened a Chihuahua around her neck instead of a strand of pearls, so it’s possible.

So much for inconspicuous consumption. Paris Hilton and her new boy-toy Doug Reinhardt seem unaware of recession-era etiquette.

“Doug bought Paris a $10,000 teacup Pomeranian when they were in Japan recently,” a source told Life & Style magazine. “And for Valentine’s Day, he bought her an Andy Warhol print of Marilyn Monroe.”

On the heels of a nearly yearlong relationship with Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, Hilton may not be ready to settle down. “He definitely wants something more with the relationship, but he’s just happy to be with her,” an insider told Life & Style.

In times like these, maybe Hilton should milk this one for all he’s worth.

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

I’m really confused how minor league baseball player/“The Hills” cast mate Doug Reinhardt could afford to throw away ten grand on a quasi-dog. The Andy Warhol print is debatable, depending on your feelings on pop art. But Paris has dozens of dogs. I’m not even exaggerating to make a point here. She collects animals like they’re size 11 shoes. Animal authorities have been to her home on several occasions – because she also likes to keep illegal, exotic pets. She once tried to buy a cheetah. Again, not a joke. She needs another pet like she needs bigger feet.

Doug, see what happens when you just bring Paris a bouquet of Gerbera daisies. I dare you.

Here’s Paris looking demurely at the ground as she leaves Hyde nightclub with Doug Reinhardt on Sunday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.