That title doesn’t capture the full quote that Bon Jovi recently gave about his 19 year-old daughter Stephanie’s heroin overdose, while she was away at college last fall. (Stephanie had recovered by the time it was news and in fact she told her dad about it.) He said “she was by no means sticking needles in her arms,” which is essentially the same thing. (We only have so much room for titles.) This wasn’t the first time Bon Jovi has spoken about Stephanie’s OD. In December, a few weeks after her overdose, he said that he was shocked that his daughter was doing drugs, but that “hopefully, we caught it when we did and that’s the end of it.”

In this new interview, with UK’s Daily Mirror, Bon Jovi reveals more personal details about how he found out about his daughter’s OD. I was impressed with how candid and humble he was about it. He’s currently on tour with his band in Europe:

On learning of his daughter’s OD
First she calmly insisted: “I’m all right”, but any relief was short-lived as she went on to tell her devastated rocker dad she had overdosed on heroin.

“It was horrible, a horrible moment,” he says. “It was my worst moment as a father.

“The first thing she said, I’m all right but then she said this is what happened. You wake up, you shake it off and put your shoes on and say OK, I am on the way home.”

Police were called in November to 19-year-old Stephanie’s dorm at her university, Hamilton College, and found her unconscious. A small amount of heroin was found in her room at the $55,000-a-year liberal arts institution in Kirkland, New York.

She recovered in hospital and later charges against her and companion Ian Grant, 21, were dropped due to a local law that prohibits prosecution of people who have had a drugs overdose.

On coming to terms with his daughter’s drug use
“We went through something that a lot of parents do, many more than I thought. Many more people who have been in my life that I had no idea they had been through it with their own children at one point or another.

“There’s a lot of pressure on this generation. They have a lot easier access to things than yours or my generation had.

“She was by no means sticking needles in her arms. But there’s a lot of synthetic stuff in the world and a lot of temptation and access and pressures that just a generation ago you and I didn’t know about.

“I wasn’t aware of it, not because I’m not home but because it is a different world. Our world is far more relatable to our parents’ world than the kids’ world.

“There’s many more pressures on kids – what is this college degree going to do for me, what am I going to be when I grow up, will I be able to accomplish things?

“I feel it was a terrible tragic lesson of life but I thank God every day because she is whole. It happened and it has gone. I know personally people whose sons and daughters, where it was a lot, lot worse. That could have been Stephanie.”

On staying faithful to his wife of 24 years
“I have a wife who I adore, without her the cards would crumble. Every day there’s temptation. I don’t go looking for it either. Am I perfect? No. But do I aspire to finding a mistress somewhere? I really don’t.”

On still playing his hit songs
“I still enjoy playing Living On A Prayer immensely. You can’t not play Wanted or Prayer or Bad Name every night. Both for you and for that audience, they want to hear it. They are bigger than the band.”

[From Mirror.co.uk]

Isn’t that nice how he’s so mellow about playing their hit songs and how he knows it’s all about their fans? He also sounds like a great husband and father, and someone who is there for his family. Jon and his wife, Dorothea Hurley, have four kids and have been together since 1989. They have daughter Stephanie and three younger boys: Jesse, 18, Jacob, 11, and Romeo, 9. The more I hear from Jon the more he seems like a total standup guy. It sounds like his daughter is going to be ok, fingers crossed.

Jon and his wife are shown above at the Golden Globes this year. He’s shown with his wife and daughter in the header image in 2010 and with his family in August, 2011. Credit: WENN, PRPhotos

Denise Richards has been caring for her ex husband, Charlie Sheen’s twin four year-old sons, Max and Bob, while their mother, Brooke Mueller, is in rehab for a reported crystal meth addiction. Brooke was put on a 5150 psychiatric hold a little over a week ago. She went missing for a couple of days afterwards and then went off to rehab. This is Brooke’s 20th stint in rehab, and she made the genius decision to go to the Betty Ford Center because she wanted to hang out with Lindsay Lohan.

Denise is a single mom with five kids at home under 10, but she’s not doing it for the money. She already makes a whopping $55,000 a month from Charlie in child support for their two daughters together, Sam, 9, and Lola, 7. (Denise also has an adopted daughter who is two.) Charlie reportedly offered her more money for caring for the twins and Denise turned him down! She did accept an offer to use his private plane to fly from New York to LA so she could see the kids on Mother’s Day. The kids were spotted out with Denise’s dad, who was presumably caring for them (along with a nanny) while Denise was away.

Meanwhile Brooke is squandering the $55,000 a month she makes from Charlie, she has no money saved at all and she’s afraid that her child support will get cut off now that Denise has temporary custody. She tried to strip guardianship from Denise and give it to her brother so that she can still draw checks from Charlie. Methhead logic. Thankfully this plan failed and the judge upheld the ruling that Denise has temporary guardianship.

Charlie isn’t about to cut Brooke off, and he probably didn’t think that her drug use was a problem until it got so bad she had to be put on a psychiatric hold. TMZ came out yesterday with more details about Brooke’s involuntary hospitalization. They claim that cops were called after she assaulted a man at her house and that she was ranting and raving about Charlie’s connections to the mafia, claiming she would bring him down. Their sources state that she was hopped up on Adderall, but I tend to believe Radar’s reports that she’s a meth addict. Charlie should call Brooke’s bluff and stop the money flowing, but I doubt that will keep her from using.

Oh and Radar reports that Brooke went to rehab twice for crystal meth addiction while she was pregnant with the twins. We’ve heard rumors about that in the past and it’s not surprising.

Denise Richards is shown with her two oldest daughters and her dad on 5-8-13. She’s also shown on 4-28-13. Brooke Mueller is shown on 12-7-13 and out with Denise and their kids on 9-9-12. Charlie Sheen is shown on 4-11-13. Credit: FameFlynet and WENN.com

Two women who have both slept with Charlie Sheen and received large payouts from him, who have both been in rehab more times than they can count, and who are both in rehab this latest time against their will, are now in the same rehab together. What could go wrong? I’m sure they’re there to get sober and support each other as they work the program. Both TMZ and Radar report that Brooke Mueller has checked into Betty Ford so that she can be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan. Let’s see, Brooke’s rep recently confirmed that his client was in rehab for a prescription drug habit (cough crystal meth) and that she would be there for 30 days. Lindsay is in court-ordered rehab for 90 days. This is Brooke’s 20th time in rehab, that’s no exaggeration, and it’s really hard to confirm this but I think this is Lindsay’s sixth time.

According to Radar, Brooke went to Betty Ford because she wanted to hang out with Lindsay:

Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife Brooke Mueller Thursday entered the Betty Ford clinic for a 30-day stint, because she specifically wanted to be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

The 35-year-old mother of Sheen’s twin boys Bob and Max was not legally forced to enter rehab, sources told us, adding that she’s not guaranteed to receive custody of the boys back when she’s through.

Insiders told us the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services didn’t want the former Palm Beach socialite going to the Rancho Mirage, Calif.-based facility because of the LiLo factor – Mueller apparently disagreed with their opinion.

The boys are currently cared for by Sheen’s other ex-wife Denise Richards who’s slated to attend a hearing in child dependency court early next month.

As we previously reported, Sheen last week issued a statement in support of DCFS’s decision to remove the 4-year-olds from their mother’s home.

All parties in the case have been instructed not to publicly speak on matters.

[From Radar Online]

This is such a bad idea, but these genius addicts are anything but practical. If there are any staffers at Betty Ford left who will stand up to them, you know that they’re going to get pelted with telephones while these two carry out a crack scheme to sneak out to a local bar. Or they’ll call up Charlie and promise him a threesome in exchange for drugs. What a mess this is going to be. At least Lohan is supposed to stay another two months after Brooke leaves but I doubt that’s going to happen. I’m surprised that we haven’t heard anything about her in a couple of days. It seems just about time for her to bust out and go shopping for some sea jasper.

Photo credit: WENN.com

We heard last week that Brooke Mueller’s four year-old twins, sons Max and Bob, had been taken away by social workers following Brooke’s involuntary hospitalization for drug use. Max and Bob were placed under the temporary care of Denise Richards, the first ex-wife of their dad, Charlie Sheen. Denise has cared for the boys in the past but apparently they were with their mom when she got deep into drugs this time. Brooke was reportedly a crystal meth addict, although her rep only admitted that she was addicted to “prescription drugs” when she checked into rehab this time.

Yesterday Denise and Charlie attended an emergency custody hearing to review the boys’ placement. The judge agreed that they should stay with Denise, who is already a single mom to three daughters under 10. Their dad Charlie has agreed that the best place for the boys is with Denise, and the judge upheld that. He also read a “shocking report about conditions in Brooke Mueller’s home.” No news outlets have details of that report, but we can imagine how bad it was if Brooke was high on crystal meth all the time. There may be a reason that we aren’t getting specifics. Radar reports that the judge issued a gag order so that none of the parties leaks information to the press.

A judge overseeing the custody battle for Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Brooke Mueller‘s twins issued a gag order Tuesday preventing them from discussing the case, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Lawyers for all sides were in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday for an emergency hearing — Charlie and Denise Richards, the boys’ temporary guardian, showed up too — in the wake of Brooke, 35, being placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold and later checking into rehab to deal with her drug addiction.

The court reportedly maintained status quo, ordering that Bob and Max, 4, remain with Denise and her two daughters with the Anger Management star — Sam, 9, and Lola, 7 — as well as a third daughter she adopted on her own in 2011, Eloise, who is almost two years old.

But a source said: “The judge ordered no comment to anyone from everyone involved in the case.”

Late last week, Sheen went public with a statement declaring his support of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services who removed Bob and Max from their mother’s home late on Thursday.

“Charlie supports the actions of the Department of Children and Family Services,” the star’s publicist said.

“He knows Max and Bob are safe and in a stable, loving environment with Denise and the boys’s sisters. Charlie will fully cooperate and fully participate in all proceedings.”

[From Radar Online]

Radar has had direct statements from Charlie in the past, so they’re probably getting this information from him. It was a smart move by that judge, he probably realizes whom he’s dealing with. It’s just sad that these boys had to see their mother like that, but at least a responsible person close to them stepped up when it was needed. It’s not like Charlie could have cared for his sons with the help of his goddesses of the month, ordered from the “Barely Legal” film franchise. He knows he’s not equipped to be a full time dad. That’s more than you can say for Brooke.

Brooke with the boys in 2011

Charlie Sheen is shown in April. Denise Richards is shown with her daughters in February and at an event in April. Photos of Brooke alone are from December, 2012 and January, 2013. Photo credit: WENN.com, Fame/Flynet and PCNPhotos

Denise and Brooke with their kids in September, 2012

Last week we heard that Charlie Sheen’s ex wife, Brooke Mueller, had her four year-old twin boys taken away by child protective services. We didn’t report it because I assumed the boys were being cared for by Charlie’s other ex, Denise Richards, for some time and that it was just a formality. Brooke has been a drugged-out mess for years, and she’s been in and out of rehab while relatives have been watching her kids. It sounds like the boys were still with Brooke though, and it was reported that social workers had to step in to formally remove them and place them in Denise’s care. Denise has been appointed a temporary guardian, which Charlie says was the right decision. (I would say who cares what Charlie thinks, but he’s their dad. His goddesses were probably better babysitters than Brooke.)

It turns out there was a lot of drama behind the scenes. According to Radar Online, Brooke lost custody of the twins after she was placed on an involuntary 5150 psychiatric hold at UCLA medical center. She was strung out on crystal meth when they took her in. She refused to stay past the two days they were legally allowed to hold her and then she went missing, turning off her cell phone so her friends and family had no way to contact her. She finally checked into some kind of treatment, and it sounds like she’s going to get short term treatment for detox and then will transition into a residential rehab. She’s done that several times in the past and we’ve seen how well that’s worked out for her. Here’s more:

“Brooke was released from the hold last week but she made the decision that it’s in her best interests to seek treatment for her drug addiction at UCLA, at least, in the short term,” a source close to the troubled socialite revealed.

“The plan is for Brooke to stabilize and then she’ll move to to another treatment facility soon.”
Added the source: “It was Brooke’s sole decision to check back into UCLA.”

In a statement, a rep for Mueller, said she’ll “likely transition directly into a residential treatment facility to get help for prescription drug abuse.”

“Brooke misses her children and wants to get healthy so she can resume her life and get back to being a mom,” Steve Honig added.

[From Radar]

Well I hope it sticks this time for her, but she keeps relapsing hard. Meanwhile the boys will stay with Denise for some time.

DCFS had been investigating and monitoring Brooke Mueller’s care of her twins for at least four months. An investigation was opened because of her ongoing alleged drug use around the boys, and her inability to care for them,” the source tells us.

“The boys will stay with Denise for the foreseeable future, and social workers just won’t hand the boys over to Brooke if she finally decides to get help. Brooke is going to have to jump through hoops just to get supervised visitation with the boys. Brooke was given every opportunity to clean up her act to avoid this, but she is just lost to the disease at this point.

“Denise has told social workers that the boys can stay with her for as long as necessary. She has stepped up big time and the social workers are amazed at the love she has for the boys,” the source reveals.

[From Radar]

Denise is now a single mom to five kids! She surely has help since she gets a lot of cash from Charlie still, but that’s so much for one person to take on. She has daughters Sam, 8, Lola, who turns 7 next month, and she adopted daughter Eloise about two years ago. Charlie is so lucky that Denise is watching his boys. She’s proven herself over and over again since their divorce.

Brooke in February

Photo credit: WENN and FameFlynet

Is it just me or is this headline kind of obvious? As in, aren’t we all expecting to see headlines involving Justin Bieber, drugs, bust, police, tour bus and arrest at this point? That IS how it’s going to go down eventually, although today Justin isn’t in too much trouble. The gist is that Justin and his tour bus were stopped today in Sweden and the police conducted a “drug bust” and found marijuana on the bus. I’m surprised it was nothing harder. And I’m surprised that marijuana is any kind of big deal in Sweden? I was under the impression that marijuana was no big deal there.

Justin Bieber is so rock n’ roll — his tour bus was raided by Swedish police who allegedly found marijuana on board Wednesday night … according to a Swedish newspaper. Police reportedly boarded the bus in Stockholm as the bus pulled up at the arena where Bieber was performing … and found a “small amount” of what appeared to be pot.

A police spokesman told the Aftonbladet newspaper … they first detected a “strong smell” of marijuana coming from the bus as they were controlling the huge crowd that had gathered outside Bieber’s hotel. The Swedish report says police also found a stun gun … which requires a permit.

No arrests were made … and it’s unclear if Justin was on the bus, or if he’d already entered the arena, when the raid went down.

Update: TMZ has spoken with a rep for the Stockholm PD, who told us …. Around 7:10 PM on Wednesday night, an officer smelled weed coming from Justin’s bus, which was parked in front of the Grand Hotel.

Cops say … when the bus left the hotel and headed toward the Globe Arena, the officer contacted a special narcotics unit, which issued a warrant to search Bieber’s bus. We’re told cops searched the bus in the parking garage of the Globe Arena — no one was on the bus at the time.

Cops say they found a small amount of narcotics (they won’t say which drug, but local papers say it’s weed) — along with a taser. We’re told cops have not identified a suspect yet … and the bus has not been impounded.

Bieber had been seen with his pal Lil Za in the hours before the weed incident … and FYI, Za is the guy who was seen smoking pot with Bieber at an L.A. home earlier this year.

Cops tell us NO ONE WILL BE CHARGED because they have no idea who was in possession of the drug since the bus was empty. They found the narcotic on the floor of the bus so they have no clue who brought it on.

[From TMZ]

Yeah, so no arrests. YET! But it’s coming. Can’t you feel it? I’m not saying it will be Britney-style, but it will be bad. Meanwhile, there are reports that Justin “threw a temper tantrum” during a photo shoot for Elizabeth Arden this past weekend when he was in Copenhagen. Apparently, he showed up six hours late for the shoot and then when he did come, he “refused” to wear the costume that he had agreed to earlier. A source says, “After showing up six hours late, Justin threw a temper tantrum because they wanted him to wear a bell boy hat — but he refused. This kid is quickly getting a reputation as someone that no one wants to work with. It was disgraceful.” In addition to THAT, Justin also refused to tip his waiter (ON A FREE MEAL) last Friday. He and Selena Gomez went out to eat and a source claims, “even though the meal was complimentary, Justin couldn’t be bothered to tip the hard working waiter. It was very low class and just disrespectful. Selena acted like a true lady, but Justin acted like an entitled punk.” Oh, and he was wandering around Stockholm in a onesie. That kid’s on drugs.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Justin’s Instagram.

MTV has left the fate of Teen Mom 2 up in the air while it gauges public interest. They’re also probably waiting to make sure something horrible doesn’t happen with one of the castmembers, like the recent tragedy that took the life of Buckwild star Shain Gandee. We’ve heard that they’ve considered pulling the show following Jenelle Evan’s public antics, and now that she’s been arrested on multiple drug and assault charges – again – they’re probably going to make it official.

It’s exhausting trying to recap Jenelle’s issues, but she’s clearly a drug addict, she’s admitted that she’s bipolar, and she’s had a very rocky relationship with her felon husband of just a few months, Courtland Rogers. You can scroll through the stories on her here. It’s been a whole three months since we paid attention to her, so I guess I’m not surprised that something big went down. Apparently these two got in a fight that involved furniture, they called the cops, and the cops found a bunch of heroin and drug paraphernalia in their house so they got arrested. (Score for me for spelling paraphernalia right on the first try.)

Jenelle Evans is back behind bars — the “Teen Mom 2″ star was arrested in North Carolina today for possession of a BUNCH of heroin … and is also accused of attacking her husband, TMZ has learned.

According to court documents obtained by TMZ … cops discovered 12 bindles of heroin in Jenelle’s possession when they arrived to her home following an alleged domestic dispute with her husband, Courtland Rogers.

FYI — a bindle is commonly known as a small paper packet used for storing drugs.

According to the docs, Evans was also found to be illegally in possession of Percocet (a prescription painkiller) … as well as plastic wrapping paper and a glass smoking pipe, which is considered illegal drug paraphernalia.

As for the assault charge, cops say Evans struck Rogers with a piece of furniture during a domestic dispute.

Rogers was arrested too — cops say he assaulted Jenelle by “hitting her on the neck and striking her with a closed fist on her head.”

Cops say Rogers was also in possession of heroin with intent to manufacture, sell, distribute … and drug paraphernalia. According to police, both Evans and Rogers denied possession of the heroin … which is why they were both charged.

At the time of her arrest, 21-year-old Evans was also served with a warrant for failing to pay child support.

Evans has a history of legal problems — she tested positive for marijuana and opiates while on probation … and she was also involved in an epic girl-on-girl brawl in 2011.

[From TMZ]

Sometimes TMZ bugs me with their lack of detail but in this case I really appreciate just reading the bullet points. Bottom line: this chick is a mess, MTV made her famous, and if they’re going to cancel Buckwild after a freak accident that was innocent and unexpected they need to cancel Teen Mom 2 when one of the stars goes so spectacularly off the rails. We’ve been watching this unfold for a while, and it’s nothing but predictable.

I just made the mistake of checking Radar, and of course these idiots are talking to the press, even though they were still in police custody at the time. Jenelle tells Radar that Courtland set her up, and that the drugs were his. I’m so sure that her four day stay in rehab in February worked for her and that she wasn’t doing drugs at all.

And then I googled “Jenelle Evans Twitter” and she’s back on Twitter. Unless she’s tweeting from jail, Jodi Arias style, she’s out already. Maybe they didn’t confiscate her smartphone though.

Does Jenelle look sober at all in this pic?

Mugshot is a handout via NY Daily News. Other photos via Twitter

I’ve gotten to the point where all of Lindsay Lohan’s cracktastrophes blend together. She is lump of crack. Her disasters all fold into each other until we merely have a black hole of narcissism, violence, crack-thievery, drugs and alcohol. But I was covering Lindsay’s shenanigans back in 2009, and I’m trying to remember what she was like then… pretty much the same as she is now, give or take some bruises and hundreds of thousands of dollars of lawyer’s fees. She was still a mess. She was still a disaster. One way to look at it is that she’s been in a holding pattern of addiction and stupidity for the past four or five years.

Anyway, back in 2009, Lindsay was hanging out with a gossip blogger named Nik Richie who founded The Dirty. He’s written a book called Sex, Lies & The Dirty. In the book, he details an incident involving Lohan in 2009. She was doing coke and acting like a crackhead. SHOCK. You can read the full thing here and here are some highlights:

A disheveled Lindsay Lohan snorted cocaine off her wrist in a bathroom during a paid appearance at a nightclub in Miami on New Year’s Eve 2009, according to a new tell-all memoir by controversial gossip blogger Nik Richie. In Sex, Lies & The Dirty, TheDirty.com founder revealed how Lohan, 26, shamelessly snorted coke in front of him at Mansion Nightclub in Miami, Florida, while her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson deejayed. The incident, Richie said, left him freaked out because it was “too much, too real.”

“The PR girl opens the bathroom door for us to walk through and stands guard outside,” Richie, who is set to star of VH1′s Couple’s Therapy, wrote in the book. “It’s candlelit, but the light makes my pupils shrink. Lindsay goes straight for the toilet, pulling her dress up and sitting (no underwear) and one of her breasts is hanging out the top of the dress. I start to wash my hands and she asks me, ‘So, what’s your story?’ before doing an uneven line of coke off her wrist. “I say, ‘Nothing… just, y’know… partying.’”

He added, “I’m watching Lindsay do coke to my right, that pale tit hanging out, and it takes a couple of seconds to kick in that it’s intentional. I’m supposed to see this. She wants me to. And she’s doing more coke, raising her eye-brows at me like, ‘Want some?’ She sniffs. Snorts. She swabs a little in her mouth and I’ve heard about this kind of thing on TV and in the papers, but it’s different seeing it: the chick from Mean Girls doing blow on the toilet next to me. She’s not the same girl anymore. Something’s changed. She’s lost her way and seeing it is freaking me out.”

Richie said he was at the Miami hot spot because he’d been signed to appear alongside the troubled actress and Ronson for a “celebrity” appearance. Outspoken Richie, who is married to ex-The Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas, claimed he used the appearance to orchestrate a scenario to break-up Lohan and Ronson in a publicity attempt to break a “celebrity scandal” and “stir the pot.”

“Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are the ‘it’ couple right now,” he wrote, “and in a stroke of genius, Justin Levine books Sam to deejay Mansion in Miami — not necessarily because he likes her as a performer, but because he knows that if Sam’s there, Lindsay is going to be there, too.”

He writes that Lindsay was booked $25,000 as the headliner and Sam was also paid, as was he.

Added Richie, “Sam is cueing up songs in her headphones and smoking a cigarette. Lindsay and I are drinking, watching Sam. It’s dark and kind of boring. I’m thinking that if I hit on Lindsay (who actually looks decent tonight) that Sam will go nuts and they’ll get in a fight. There’s a PR chick that we’re supposed to talk to if we need to use the bathroom, so I tell this girl that if Lindsay needs to go, make sure to grab me so I can go too…. Eventually the PR girl is telling me that Lindsay is going to the bathroom, so I sidle up to them, ready to navigate the stairs and hallways. Lindsay takes my hand, leading the way through the dark.”

When the pair returned after the bathroom rendezvous, Richie said he purposefully spoke to Ronson, in an calculated move to make Lohan jealous.

“I walk myself back to the DJ booth where Sam is smoking a cigarette, cueing the next track up on her laptop,” he wrote. “Sam shrugs at me like, ‘Where’s Lindsay?’ So I get up close, up in her ear and say, ‘She’s doing coke in the bathroom. That chick is crazy. How do you put up with it?’ Sam says, ‘Ugh! I knoooooooooooooooow,’ in a girly way I didn’t think she was capable of, but other than that she’s cool and down-to-earth, sort of like a dude.

“We’re chatting in the DJ booth, laughing and giggling over Lohan drama, then Lindsay comes back and sees the two of us. She’s wiping her chest off because someone spilled a drink on her during the walk back. Lindsay sees Sam and me getting along (I’m basically hitting on her) and flips shit. Sam asks her, ‘Babe, are you okay?’ motioning to Lindsay’s wet chest. Then Lindsay is yelling, ‘I can’t believe you’d f–king cheat on me like that! What the f–k?!’ I try to intervene, telling her, ‘Lindsay, I’m not going to f–k her. She’s a lesbian. It’s cool.’ She doesn’t even bother trying to talk to me. Lindsay turns to the nearest security guy and yells, ‘Get this f–king guy out of here!’ before she turns back to rip into Sam some more, causing a scene.

[From Radar]

Richie says that he eventually went back to his hotel, only to find out that Lindsay and Sam were staying at the same hotel, in the room above his, and that they argued and threw things all night. He says that Lindsay had to pay the hotel $13,000 for all of the damage she caused.

So, do you believe this story? The Dirty traffics in some original and questionably sourced gossip, for sure, and while I side-eye this dude in general, everything he describes seems to be keeping in line with what we’ve heard about Lindsay a million times before. She throws drinks, smashes mirrors, starts fights, does lines, then crack-wails. Rinse and repeat.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I kept waiting to write this over the weekend to see if we would eventually get photos of Lindsay Lohan at Coachella. We did not! You can see a photo of her here at Coachella – she’s with her brother Cody, she’s wearing a belly shirt (she’s got a slight muffin top) and her lips are back to looking super-jacked. Meanwhile, I’m just including some photos from last week in this post. I hope you aren’t too disappointed!

So, you know how Lindsay made her rehab arrangement specifically so she could spend a week at Coachella with all her best drugs friends enablers? You know how her rehab is basically, like, a Hamptons spa. But this rehab/spa might be slightly hardcore, at least more so than the last half-dozen Lindsay has visited. This one has a hardcore security system (we’ll see) and TMZ says that this rehab isn’t down with Lindsay’s Adderall thing. Next they’ll try to take her cocaine!!!!

Lindsay Lohan may leave rehab as fast as she arrives, if they dare try and take her precious Adderall away … and we’ve learned that’s exactly what the facility plans to do.

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay will do her 90 days of rehab at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY. An official source at the Center tells TMZ although they allow people to take drugs prescribed by a doctor, they are suspicious of Adderall because of its many abuses — lots of people say they take it for ADHD, when they’re really using it for weight loss and getting high.

We’re told Seafield tries to ween patients off Adderall and give them other, less addictive meds for ADHD.

As for Lindsay — who’s been a hard-core Adderall user for years — she’s telling friends she absolutely refuses to take an Adderall substitute. She says she’s tried other meds and Adderall is the only Rx that works for her.

Bottom line — Lindsay has said many times she’s not going to stay in a facility that doesn’t allow her to take her Adderall, and when she finds out Seafield wants her off of it … she’s outta there.

[From TMZ]

Can you imagine the situation if Lindsay was just some crackhead without any kind of fame? Can you imagine if just a run-of-the-mill addict/alcoholic was putting up this kind of fight about her Adderall after YEARS of legal shenanigans, the endangerment of pedestrians and other drivers, after multiple assaults and damage to private property, after crack heists and crack shenanigans… after all that, and she’s still acting like the legal system OWES HER. She’s still acting like the world owes her. She’s still acting like she’s a shot-caller. And the worst part about this is that I bet the rehab caves and lets her take Adderall (with a vodka and cocaine chaser).

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.

Here are some photos of Amanda Bynes wandering around New York on Monday. Fame/Flynet asked, “What is Amanda Bynes smoking?” and they claim she’s got a “very suspicious looking hand-rolled cigarette.” But really look at it… doesn’t it look like she’s smoking a band-aid?! Which would explain a lot. I asked Bedhead and CB to look at the pics, and Bedhead thinks she’s smoking a wood chip, and CB thinks it might actually be the drug “spice” which is like synthetic marijuana and it looks like potpourri. Whatever is going on in these photos, it’s not good.

A lot has been written (on other sites) about the state of Amanda Bynes, about whether we’re seeing a C-list celebrity have a complete breakdown in real time, in real life, or whether this is all some sort of somewhat crazy but mostly famewhore-y excursion which Amanda has designed to get herself some press. My take? I think she has legit mental health issues AND she’s a famewhore. Like, those two issues are not mutually exclusive. She keeps tweeting random nonsense, threatening to sue people for reporting on her antics, she keeps insisting that she’s not mentally ill and she keeps posting selfies and the stories of her antics just keep getting worse. Page Six had a doozy a few days ago:

Amanda Bynes was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of bizarre behavior, witnesses exclusively tell Page Six. The former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.”

Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-colored wig fell off.”

One witness told us Bynes first turned up at the class alone about a month ago.

“She immediately started acting strangely,” our source said. “She lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself.”

Later, when the others were performing cartwheels, Amanda “did a cartwheel, but her wig fell off, and she sat down and cried.” The source added that after a number of other incidents where she was heard mumbling to herself or walking in front of others performing exercises, she was asked to leave.

The source said, “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.”

Bynes has been exhibiting some odd behavior recently, including writing some unusual things on Twitter.

“I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin,” she posted on her Twitter feed Thursday.

Bynes appears to have a serious desire to lose weight. Last month, the retired 27-year-old actress called herself “pudgy” in a self-portrait.

She also told Us Weekly in February, “I moved to New York City, and I love it! I lost four pounds since I moved. I’m 121 pounds — my goal is 100 pounds.”

That would be unhealthy for Bynes, who stands 5-foot-7.

[From Page Six]

Amanda responded to this story on Twitter, writing: “I’m suing every blog saying I was kicked out of gymnastics. What is wrong w/ u people? What would u do if u found fake stories about u?” She also threatened to sue anyone who wrote that she had a mental illness too. So… famewhore it is.

Something nice: I’m glad she’s no longer in LA, where it seemed like she was living out of her deathtrap car and she kept getting pulled over for driving recklessly. I feel like pedestrians in LA are better off with Amanda in NYC. And now that she’s in NYC, we’ve gotten into the realm where the argument can be made that she’s mostly just a danger to herself. Weren’t her parents more involved in her situation when she was in LA? Is anyone trying to look after her at all while she’s in New York?

Oh, as for the situation with wig… Amanda claimed that she had like an evil twin with red hair who was going around and making her look bad. Seriously, she tweeted that.

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