Given Pete Doherty’s latest line of self-congratulatory T-shirts, I thought his days of drugging were over. He’s been drunk in public quite a few times since his supposedly successful latest rehab stint, but somehow he’s managed to avoid being arrested for a few weeks. All that changed yesterday, when he was pulled over for erratic driving in London and arrested for possession of crack cocaine.

Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty was released on bail on Sunday after he was arrested on suspicion of possessing crack cocaine, police said.

The on-off boyfriend of supermodel Kate Moss was arrested after he was spotted driving his car erratically near his east London home, police said.

The 27-year-old musician, along with car’s other two occupants, were arrested on suspicion of drug possession.

All three men were released from Bethnal Green police station pending analysis of the substances recovered, said a Scotland Yard spokeswoman, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy. They must report back to police in December.

Note that he had friends with him in the car, so it’s possible the drugs weren’t even his. He did say that crack makes him happy, though. I bet it also works faster than The Slimfast diet.

Keith Urban was partying up a storm in Nashville while Nicole was off filming in Europe. Friends told Nicole that Keith was drinking again and she told him to go to rehab or she was divorcing his ass:

And with his wife away working Keith, 39, started to hit Nashville’s bar scene again.

Kidman was tipped off by friends that Keith was out drinking, and called to confront him.

“Nicole called Keith and confronted him,” an insider told Life & Style magazine.

“He got defensive and accused her of spying on him.”

But Urban eventually admitted his drinking to Kidman, and she flew straight back to the US to be by his side.

“She gave him a choice. He could enter a program or she’d leave him,” a friend of Kidman’s said.

“He chose the former. Keith can’t stand the thought of life without Nicole.

“That’s his motivation to kick this thing for good.”

And the pal says that Keith’s problems have had a massive impact on their marriage.

“She’s an emotional wreck,” the friend said.

“She would never say it to Keith, but she’s telling her family and close friends that her marriage is hanging by the thread.

“She says she wants to help Keith conquer his demons so the two of them can move on with their lives.”

Nicole is said to have turned to her father, psychologist Dr. Anthony Kidman, for help and advice during this difficult time.

Lainey’s Gossip speculates in her offhand way that Nicole is deciding whether it would be better for her image to dump Keith or stay with him at this point. They have an unstable relationship that is unlikely to withstand this latest pressure.

Lainey also says that Nicole has not visited Keith in rehab and that she did not accompany him there. Nicole has also reportedly been interviewing nannies, which leads some to think that she may be preparing to jump on the celebrity adoption bandwagon.

She could be pregnant or be preparing to be - she has been seeking fertility treatment as we reported yesterday.

I am trying so hard to gossip today, but I am all stuffy, dizzy and out of it. If I had a real job I would have called in sick.

Nicole is seen above in a recent candid with her nephew. Picture found on Lainey’s Gossip.

How did Naomi Campbell get so far in life when she’s so addicted to rageahol? Did she hide her evil temper up until now, when all that anger from years of subpar service just bubbled up to the surface, scalding all of those who are paid to meet her mercurial needs?

The latest victim of Naomi’s maid/chef/help venom is a 40-something drug counselor, who went to London police claiming that Naomi scratched her on the face. No phones or text messaging devices must have been handy at the time.

Maybe the drug counselor told Naomi that her real problem was anger management.

Backstreet boys singer Nick Carter is gradually revealing details about his old-news relationship with Paris Hilton to make sure he gets as much press as possible for his stupid reality show. At the end of September, he said that he never abused Paris, and that “she tried to destroy me.” He then revealed in October that he cheated on Paris with Ashlee Simpson.

Now he says that Paris was shitty in bed and that she did a lot of pot. Given all the British slang and the distinctly British-educated tone to Aaron’s quotes, it’s safe to say that he may have given this news to the reporting paper, News of the World, but that they filled in the details:

Carter claims to have waited three whole weeks to bang Paris, and then to have been very dissapointed in her performance:

Paris was vain and preoccupied with spending money according to Nick.

None of this is particularly news-worthy, but since it’s negative news about Paris Hilton I figure that it’s worthwhile to print.

Nick’s reality show, “House of Carters,” premieres on British TV on November 7th. Surely that has nothing to do with all this crap he’s now spouting about Paris.

Pictures of Paris at the William Rast fashion show wisely wearing sticky circles over her boobs found at ParisFan.org.

There’s an unsubstantiated rumor that Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete Doherty’s baby. Supposedly Pete’s uncle told The Mirror that Kate is pregnant and he’s happy for them. “Journalists” at The Mirror do not hesitate to make up quotes and attribute them to people, so this is probably not true yet. There were rumors all over the place that these two were about to get married, but that Pete’s many drug busts and stints in rehab (the latest of which was supposedly successful, but probably not) thwarted their plans. They were also said to be trying for a baby, so this is not too surprising:

Kate was said to have told Pete that he had to quit touring if he wanted to keep her affections, and to have given him a list of six rules to follow if he wanted to marry her.

Kate was also seen with a ring on her wedding finger, and what looked like blood dripping down her hand after a recent Babyshambles gig in Italy. On Thursday night Kate hit the stage with Babyshambles and was seen fleeing the concert afterwards with some red substance on her hand and down the front of her pants. Pete enjoys squirting syringes full of blood at people and making art with it, so it’s most likely blood despite the fact that Kate’s representative claims that it’s wine.

It looks like at least one of Kate’s commandments has been broken because Babyshambles are touring again despite a recent announcement that their tour was cancelled.

This is stupid on so many levels. These two are not known for their intelligence or sobriety to put it lightly, and they rather deserve each other. Now that I know what “chav” means in British vernacular, I can use the term for this trainwreck couple. Maybe they’re a step beneath “chavs” though, because surely drug addicts are not as respectable as posers.

Here is Kate performing in Italy with Babyshambles on 10/19. She could be pregnant, but that’s not stopping her from smoking. Pictures from DListed.

According to a Courtney Love fansite, Mel Gibson once visited her in her hotel room and staged an intervention for the troubled rock star. When a high Courtney refused to let Mel in, he waited until a delivery guy came to the door and then busted in. It’s unknown exactly what happened in that hotel room over a year ago, but Courtney got sober soon afterwards and now considers Mel her personal saviour:

That’s ironic and all considering that Mel never went to rehab himself after his high profile DUI arrest over a year after supposedly saving Courtney. He entered a “program of recovery” which was presumed to be outpatient since he never checked himself into a facility.

I didn’t pay attention to Mel Gibson’s two part drawn-out interview with Diane Sawyer because I was really sick of him at that point, but considering that he said he felt “powerless over everything,” it’s safe to assume that he’s going to AA meetings.

Daniel Smith died about a month, and his mother had plenty of time to stage a mock wedding and work out lucrative deals with photo agencies. One thing Anna Nicole Smith hasn’t done, however, is find time to hold a funeral and burial for her tragically departed 20 year-old son.

Friends and family held a memorial service for him in Mexia, TX this weekend, where he lived as a young child. Of course Anna didn’t attend. Her ex husband, who is not Daniel’s father, was there and friends remembered Daniel as a happy, playful child.

Meanwhile Bahamian authorities have come to the US to continue their investigation into Daniel’s untimely death. They interviewed doctors to try and figure out how Daniel obtained the lethal antidepressant and methadone combination that resulted in an accidental drug interaction. They say they have not found evidence of criminal activity, but considering that Anna Nicole’s ex boyfriend claims she’s a methadone addict it seems they just as easily could have stayed home and interviewed Anna and Howard to figure out what happened.

Anna Nicole is trying to fast-track her residency application to the Bahamas by bribing the government to the tune of $10,000. She sent a check to the Bahamian immigration minister in the hope of obtaining citizenship as soon as possible. It’s unknown why she would do this, but it probably has something to do with Larry Birkhead’s paternity claim on her newborn. Unwed fathers have almost no rights to their children in the Caribbean.

Two more men besides Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern have claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn, Dannielynn, but it is thought they are speaking out for publicity reasons.

Anna Nicole’s tragic trashtastic tale is the story that just keeps on giving.

Daniel’s body is still in the Bahamas awaiting word from Anna as to what to do. If I’m jumping the gun by calling her irresponsible for not burying him yet let me know. She could be in denial or something, but it seems uncaring to not have taken care of matters by now.

Lainey’s gossip points out that Lindsay Lohan’s pupils are pinpoints in these recent pictures of her at the Malibu Celebration of Film Dinner on October 7th. I would say it’s the effect of the flashbulbs, but her eyes are like this in every single picture and she looks completely looped.

Lainey says that if Lohan drops a lot of weight quickly now you can probably guess how she did it:

According to MentalHelp.net, physical signs of drug abuse include:

Pinned’ (tiny, constricted) pupils in the eye (secondary to opioid abuse)

Let’s hope Lindsay doesn’t go the super-skinny route again and that she’s just tripping on some recreational drugs that don’t help you get gaunt fast.

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Hollywood’s pseudo elite are following the dangerously thin trend by popping an animal steroid outlawed by the FDA for use in feed and show animals. Clenbuterol works like the banned substance ephedrine by raising the body’s resting metabolic rate and burning fat. It’s not illegal for human consumption and is easily obtained online. European meat contaminated with Clenbuterol made over a hundred people sick enough to need hospitalization for symptoms including increased heart rate, tremors, headache, nausea, fever, and chills. If that’s what some tainted meat does to people imagine how injesting the real thing fucks up your body:

Years ago I took ephedrine for a day and I couldn’t stand how hot and jittery it made me feel. If this stuff is stronger the effect must be intolerable.

Remember when Nicole Richie fainted while shopping at Kitson and adamently refused something to eat? Richie’s stylist, the pencil-thin Rachel Zoe, denies supplying her clients with diet pills or drugs, saying she’s “too much of a control freak” to take them. There are rumors around Hollywood to the contrary, but if she is telling the truth at the very least she sets a bad example with her own emaciated figure.

The article goes to cite use of the ADD drug Adderall as another quick-fix way to stop eating and get that coveted skeletal look. Women just go to their doctor and claim to have trouble focusing in order to score a prescription.

I lost 20 pounds in two months by eating right and exercising. It was a matter of finding the right formula to use for eating right and working out. My goal was to get to a size six, though, not look like a skeleton. This is an attainable goal if you set your mind to it. Six years ago I got fit quickly on Body for Life, and this year I lost my stubborn baby weight on Best Shape of your Life. (Body for Life is a great program, but you have to work out every day. For Best Shape of your Life you only workout 2-3 times a week. With each you eat small meals six times a day, and both programs feature workouts that take less than 45 minutes.)

Pills and supplements are quick fix catch-22s that can cause long-term life-threatening health problems. Unless you’re willing to sell your precious health to the devil, the only way to lose weight is through a sensible diet and exercise program and there are plenty out there that work.

There’s more at work than simple weight loss with these poor women, though. Victoria Beckham recently said that she thinks she looks terrible naked. Body dysmorphic disorder is a serious mental problem in which someone has a distorted perception of their body and obsesses about it to the point of doing themselves harm. If her tiny body will never satisfy Victoria, she’ll never lose enough weight to be happy with herself.

One can only wonder what celebrities carry in their thousand dollars handbags, and this weekend Paris Hilton accidentally gave the paparazzi a peek inside her silver Balenciaga motor bag. While she was innocently trying to reapply some tacky pink polish to
her nails, the photogs started snapping away at her open purse, and guess what they found? Amongst a myriad of items, including a Blackberry, a lollipop, and a tube of MAC Lipglass, there was a conspicuous little plastic bag that looked like it contained…..cannabis. Or in other words, pot.

Her spokesperson, Elliot Mintz swears it’s not pot, but rather, loose tobacco. Paris likes to roll her own cigarettes. However, in the past her homemade cigs have looked too much like doobies for people to believe otherwise.

So here’s an enlarged photo of the contents of Paris’s purse. You be the judge, is it pot or is it tobacco? I’m guessing if it’s not pot, it may be betel nuts. Betel nuts are chewed in many Asian countries as a snack, and although they have a mild stimulative effect, they are not yet a controlled substance.

But Paris never struck me as the betel nut chewing kind of girl.