I’m not going to get all “I told you so” on everyone, but I do think that I tend to have a gossip sixth-sense about many celebrities. Granted, I’m wrong sometimes. But if you give me time, many of my predictions or assumptions turn out to be correct. I’ve never liked Chelsea Handler – her “comedy”, to me, is unfunny (at best) or cruel, racist and nasty (at worst). Plus, Chelsea has always seemed like the druggy hanger-on chick, desperate to be accepted by the “cool girls,” always willing to do the dirty work in a bid for acceptance, always happy to provide the party favors for the popular girls. My opinion/theory: it’s not that Chelsea is some huge, raging alcoholic, which is how she portrays herself – I think she’s a cokehead. And a raging one at that. I would be surprised if a big chunk of her paychecks didn’t go towards her coke habit. Just my opinion, y’all.

Anyway, Page Six reports that Chelsea was at a party thrown by her boyfriend Andre Balazs, and she got kicked out by security. For why? Because she was in the men’s bathroom doing… something.

Chelsea Handler lived up to her party-girl reputation at a summer bash for her hotelier boyfriend, Andre Balazs, when she was escorted out of the men’s bathroom at the Frying Pan by bar security. Handler attended the party for Standard Hotel employees on the restored boat in the Hudson River, docked north of Chelsea Piers, with Balazs on Monday.

But sources at the event say a bouncer caught her and “a dude with gold shoes” in a stall in the men’s bathroom and ushered them both out.

A spy said Handler started her night out with vodka on the rocks and was “totally cool and unassuming.” But things apparently got wilder later in the evening.

Handler hasn’t been shy about past drug use. In her biography, “My Horizontal Life,” she recounts taking an ecstasy tablet with her gynecologist on a boat ride to Catalina Island.

“A drug-toting gynecologist! I died and gone to heaven,” the late-night talk-show host wrote. “We all popped our tabs and wandered onto the deck,” Handler recalled. “The thought occurred to me this was possibly the happiest day of my life.”

Writer Morgain McGovern, who claims to be a former friend of Handler, told Radar Online she thought she was “going to die” from hanging out with the E! star, with whom she claimed she regularly used cocaine and ecstasy in 2003.

“Someone should have staged an intervention,” McGovern said. “Every time we went out, drugs were involved.”

Balazs, who has also been linked to Uma Thurman, Renée Zellweger and Naomi Campbell, has a thing for bad girls, and romanced rocker Courtney Love before hooking up with Handler.

Handler’s rep, Stephen Huvane, who initially denied that Handler attended the Balazs party even though she was pictured there, said, “She was at the employee party but not at the Standard. She was not kicked out of the men’s room — that is a fabrication.”

[From Page Six]

I love the bit from Huvane. “She wasn’t even there! Oh, wait, you have photos? Okay, she was there, but it wasn’t in the men’s bathroom, it was the broom closet! No, wait. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.” How much of a coked-up mess do you have to be to get kicked out of a party thrown by your boyfriend’s employees?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

My aunt reads this site religiously (hi, Aunt Karen!), so I feel weird about admitting this. Okay, here goes: I’ve bought drugs before. Just pot (mostly). Back in the day, when I was getting high, drug deals had the decency to go down in someone’s house, in an enclosed space, with the blinds down. Sometimes I would go my dealer’s house, but more often than not, he made house calls (sidenote: I miss my dealer). I don’t get these new-fangled drug deals that take place in broad daylight, on the sidewalk, in front of dozens of witnesses. How do you pass off the money and the drugs in a secretive way when you’re just standing on a busy sidewalk in the middle of the day? Such is my problem with this video of Linnocent reportedly, allegedly buying drugs on Tuesday, in Venice Beach. Here’s the video:

To my eyes, it looks like a white, powdery substance in that sandwich bag, right? And Linnocent is trying to be all sly, playing a little game with the money and the cigarettes and the lighter. And I love how she’s trying to be, like, some hardball negotiator, acting like she’s too important to get involved as she sits there crack-scribbling in her notepad. That’s her crackie poker face. She’s trying to pretend like she doesn’t need to buy.

Anyway, Linnocent’s “powerhouse publicist” (Radar’s words), Steve Honig ran to Radar to cry about his poor innocent Linnocent.

Lindsay Lohan is firing back at reports that she was spotted in Venice Beach yesterday buying something that looked suspiciously like an illegal substance from someone that gave her a Ziploc baggie.

Lindsay Lohan’s powerhouse publicist, Steve Honig has denied his client was doing anything wrong and blamed the paparazzi agency that took the video as: “Knowingly and consciously making inferences about Lindsay that are completely untrue, and creating a fictitious story to get more people to visit their site.

“We were not given a chance to comment on this story before it went up, and no effort was made to gather the facts about what actually occurred.

“When I addressed this with the agency, they told me ‘we’re not the New York Times.’ They have made a horrific mistake; the worst part is, they know it but don’t care.”

So….. What WAS the suspicious looking substance in question?

RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the plastic bag did indeed contain various rocks and crystals — but they were all of the legal variety – sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz, all purchased by her pal from a store down the street.

[From Radar]

For the love of Crack, STFU. “Sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz…” AND COCAINE. You forgot cocaine in that nonsensical list. I have an image of Linnocent crack-squawking into her phone, “Say it was moon dust!! Say it was Parmesan! Say it was… whatever, dude. Do you wanna come over and do some lines?”

In fact, there’s only one thing that makes me question whether this video does in fact show a drug deal going down: the simple fact that Linnocent is such a good and consistent customer, it makes no sense that her dealers don’t make house calls. I mean, seriously.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

After Amy Winehouse died and everyone said all those thoughtful things about addiction (at least some people did, others remained clueless) I began to take a different view of it. It just seems freaking sad to me and so useless. This story in particular makes my heart hurt a little. Redmond O’Neal, who had to to attend his mom Farrah Fawcett’s funeral in handcuffs, was arrested on possession of heroin yesterday. He was in violation of probation for an earlier arrest for drugs and was sent to jail without bail.

Redmond O’Neal has another mug shot to add to his portfolio and RadarOnline.com has the latest.

The 26-year-old was arrested in Santa Monica, Calif. on Tuesday after he ran a red light and police found heroin in his car during a routine inspection.

“At approximately 8:45 a.m. a motor officer observed an argument at a store on Lincoln corner of Michigan,” a police spokesperson told RadarOnline.com. “O’Neal was one of those involved in the argument.

“The officer then watched as he got into his vehicle. He proceeded to go northbound on Lincoln before turning west bound on Olympic, it was at this time the officer observed him going through the red turn arrow.”

The spokesperson continued: “The officer stopped him for the traffic violation. A search of his vehicle was done and narcotics were recovered.”

O’Neal is currently being held without bail.

[From Radar Online]

I tried to review Redmond’s storied history with the law and the details were so complicated it was hard for me to figure out which arrest he was in violation of. Here’s a partial recap. He was arrested in September, 2008 along with his dad, Ryan O’Neal, when cops raided the home they shared, (as part of a probation investigation, natch) found meth, and charged them both with possession. (The Enquirer ran a follow up story claiming the two did drugs together regularly and that Ryan was incredibly abusive to his son. Another one of Ryan’s sons, Griffin, claimed on Larry King that his dad gave him cocaine when he was just 11.)

Redmond was ordered to rehab for meth possession for that charge while all Ryan had to do was attend some drug awareness classes. Redmond was arrested again in April, 2009 when he tried to bring heroin with him to visit a friend in jail. (This seems to be the charge he violated probation for with this latest arrest.) His mom Farrah died in June, 2009.

While on a 24 hour pass from court-ordered rehab in December 2009, Redmond used drugs. He was sent back to jail for 30 days, and then went back to rehab yet again, graduating from his court-appointed drug program in August, 2010. So the kid went to rehab many, many times after multiple arrests and he was supposedly clean last year.

Redmond’s mom Farrah left most of her $4.5 million estate to him, leaving nothing to her parasitic boyfriend, Ryan. So we have a young man who is a millionaire addict who lost his mom to cancer and has an abusive druggie for a dad. Maybe his siblings can reach out to him, but it doesn’t sound like he can be helped much at this point. Like Lilo, jail may be the best place for him. Oh and Redmond’s older half brother, Griffin, was hospitalized and released yesterday after a car accident in Escondido, CA. He seems to be ok now though.

Header photo is Ryan’s mug shot. Photos above are of Ryan and Redmond paying respects to Farrah on the one year anniversary of her death on June 25, 2010. Credit: Fame

Radar Online has an interview with a woman who hung out with Chelsea Handler back when Chelsea was supposedly 21 or 22, which would have been 15 years ago according to how old Chelsea claims she is. The woman, Morgain McGovern, told stories about how Chelsea did a lot of drugs including Ecstasy and cocaine. She recounted a scene where Chelsea was hoovering up coke at a party, comparing her to a “blonde anteater.” McGovern admits that “I don’t know if [Chelsea is] still partying now.” (Although it’s safe to assume since Chelsea sure looks like it.) Then McGovern told a secondhand story about how a friend told her they saw Chelsea 2-3 years ago “by herself, drinking a bottle of vodka in her own private booth” in a club. Tell me something I don’t know that’s not part of the story Chelsea shills about herself constantly.

Here’s the story from Radar, and there’s a video at the source.

Chelsea Handler has made no secret of her penchant for alcohol, but a revealing on-camera interview with one of her former friends has lifted the lid on the depths of her destructive lifestyle.

Morgain McGovern gives a shocking look into the wild partying which she says almost killed her, in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com.

“I’ve done pharmaceutical grade ecstasy twice in my life and both times she was involved,” said McGovern, who was friends with the late night talk show host and comedian in 2003 and claims they did cocaine and ecstasy on a regular basis.

“I thought, I am going to die, I’m going to die if I hang out with these girls.”

McGovern — who eventually moved away and is now clean and sober — says she doesn’t know if Handler, 36, is still doing drugs, but believes she is still drinking heavily.

“Someone should have staged an intervention,” she said. “Every time we went out, drugs were involved.”

McGovern is currently penning a book, The Traveling Roadshow Of The Countess Maritsa, about her life as the daughter of a con artist mother.

[From Radar]

I really dislike Chelsea, I find her unfunny and rude. Normally I would be amused by stories like this. It’s lame though to dish on things people did in their early twenties. (Or probably late 20s in Chelsea’s case. Still it was over ten years ago.) If any of my partying buddies from college decided to spread crap about me I’m sure they’d have crazy stories about stuff I barely remember. (Not that I was as bad as this person claims Chelsea was, but still.) This is just a woman trying to capitalize on an acquaintance with someone famous. Surprise – she’s writing a book and probably doesn’t have any publishers or literary agents interested so she’s doing it this way. This is probably the most interesting story she has.

Chelsea is shown on 7/7/11. Credit: WENN.com

I don’t even want to get into the ongoing controversies surrounding the death of Ryan Dunn, but this story was irresistible to me. I guess PopEater decided to check in with some of the other Jackass dudes who are still alive, and wouldn’t you know, Steve-O happens to be promoting his memoir, Professional Idiot: A Memoir, this week. I’ve never really cared for Steve-O when I watched Jackass episodes, so this is a new experience… I actually like him in this interview. He talks about Johnny Knoxville and a group of friends forcing him to get sober, and how he’s lucky to be alive because of their intervention. But the best part of this interview is when he talks about how he used snort mountains of cocaine with famous people. He’s got a hilarious Linnocent story!

Steve-O on being forced in sobriety: “Johnny Knoxville and a bunch of our ‘Jackass’ crew staged an intervention and they forcibly locked me up in a psychiatric ward,” Steve O told me. “When I got to the hospital I was so belligerent that they changed my status to 2 weeks. So the 3 days went to 2 weeks and with that kind of time on my hands in a psych ward I eventually came to the conclusion that I really needed to make a change.”

He’s been sober for more than three years: Steve-O had suffered with alcohol and drug additions through out his life until Johnny stepped in on March 10th of 2008, a date Steve will never forget … the date he finally got sober. Admitting that if it weren’t for Johnny he would be dead, Steve-O told me about how dark and lonely his days would be when he was high. “For me it stopped being a gathering,” he said. “I was sitting alone and watching people walk around my apartment who were never actually there. It all turns on you man. It got really dark and the reason why I needed to make a change is that I truthfully turned into this nasty sh*thead. Just a douche bag.”

The Linnocent story: “I’ve done a lot of drugs with Lindsay (Lohan), but everybody knows that. Lindsay was over at my house one time and she was in my bathroom probably selfishly not sharing drugs,” Steve O revealed. “But while she was in there, I pulled out my camera and I got this crazy footage. And some time passed and later I go in my bathroom and I find that she left her wallet, so I sent her this text and I said Lindsay, you left your wallet in my bathroom. This was when she was in rehab and she told me to bring it to her. So I meet her in the driveway of this Wonderland Rehab that she’s in and I make her sign a release form of the footage that I have.”

Doing coke with Mike Tyson: “[Me and] Mike Tyson locked ourselves in the bathroom in this big mansion … so here I am with Mike Tyson locked in this bathroom in this big mansion just doing piles of cocaine and I looked at him and said ‘you know Mike, I’m not a racist guy, but I would like to say I consider myself a [n-word]. And we had a big discussion over this pile of cocaine. My point was that if we could take the color out of this word then we would really diffuse it as a weapon. Mike Tyson said the definition of that word is the people who use it and I thought that was very insightful.”

[From PopEater]

I wonder how long ago that Mike Tyson incident happened? I didn’t know Mike was a raging cokehead too, but the best is part is still the Linnocent stuff. Will Mother Crackhead even deign to deny it? Will Linnocent? I looked it up – Linnocent’s Wonderland Rehab stay was back in January 2007. And Linnocent already admitted to experimenting with cocaine back in the day, so she’ll probably just say it’s all in the past and now she’s fine. OH WAIT. Is Steve-O talking about THIS? In 2007, stills from a video were released of Linnocent on a 20-hour cocaine binge just days after leaving rehab. Did Steve-O shoot that video? Probably. After all, Linnocent also stole his cocaine back in the day too.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos of Lady Gaga coked out of her mind performing at the Cannes Film Festival last night. From the photos, I can tell she came in on a boat. Sure. I can also tell that she’s really puffy for some reason. And that she looks like she’s on a really bad trip, whatever she’s on.

Anyway, as we were talking about yesterday, Gaga is the cover girl for the new issue of V Magazine. She not only sits down for an interview (with Elton John, ugh), but she “wrote” a column for the magazine. It’s pretty bad:

If there’s one thing Lady Gaga knows a lot about, it’s pop culture. In her first column for V Magazine, the 25-year-old New Yorker says she’s been keeping tabs on the world around her since she was an aspiring singer in a roach-infested apartment.

“Glam culture is ultimately rooted in obsession,” she writes, “and those of us who are truly devoted and loyal to the lifestyle of glamour are masters of its history. Or, to put it more elegantly, we are librarians.”

“I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, beadwork or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it after them, and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death and resurrection of that particular trend,” she boasts.

So how did the “Judas” singer (real name: Stefani Germanotta) become such an authority?

“An expertise in the vocabulary of fashion, art and pop culture requires a tremendous amount of studying. My studio apartment on the LES, quite similar to many of my hotel suites now (knock on wood), was covered in inspiration,” she explains. “Everything from vintage books and magazine I found at the Strand on 12th Street to my dad’s old Bowie posters to metal record from my best friend Lady Starlight to Aunt Merle’s hand-me-down emerald-green designer pumps were sprawled all over the floor about two feet from my bathroom and four inches from my George Foreman Grill.”

“I’ve done my homework. Have you?” she asks readers. “Where are your library cards?”

[From Us Weekly]

Dear God, when did Gaga become one of those celebrities that I just want to smack? She’s like Lea Michele or Kristen Stewart at this point, that how much I want to shake the bejesus out of her and scream into her cokeface, “GET SOME PERSPECTIVE, BITCH!”

As for the interview with Elton John, Gaga was slightly less nauseating, but only barely.

She’s rocked the runway in Paris, worn gravity-defying heels and even lived in a custom-made vessel for a day. But Lady Gaga‘s take on fashion isn’t so far out.

“I’m mostly inspired by shapes, and using the body to create iconography,” she tells Elton John in the latest issue of V magazine. “Leather culture and high-street punk fashion. I would say perfecto jackets occupy most of my fashion thoughts.”

It’s a far cry from the woman who’s been sporting ‘protrusions’ on her shoulders and forehead lately, and often wears her heavy makeup to bed. But Gaga, who has relationships with such designers as Mugler’s Nicola Formichetti and the late Alexander McQueen, says “there are no rules” when it comes to her fashion sense.

“We were laughing on the set of the ‘Judas’ video — we had 50 racks of couture,” she explains, “and I wore leather, Motorhead panties made of a vintage T-shirt, custom from young designers who are my friends, my own creations, and archive Christian Lacroix from a museum.”

But her style doesn’t always fall into place so easily; when John asks her about her future, Gaga replies, “I don’t know. I’m still trying to figure out what I’m going to wear later.”

[From People]

You remember how Elton John is credited with helping Eminem get sober? I hope Gaga lives long enough to have one of those stories. You know, she’ll be telling a magazine “I was doing lines and drawing psychedelic hedgehogs on the wall of the Marmont when Elton John walked in and said, ‘Gurl, you need some help.’”

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Yesterday, various sites had photos of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, licking a mysterious white substance off of her fingers. From the photos (you can see them here, we don’t have access to them), you can tell that Vanessa takes out a baggie of something white (and gooey?), dips her finger in the substance and licks/sucks it off. Everyone was like, “ZOMG cocaine paste!!” Does cocaine come in paste form? I don’t know. It did look kind of sketchy, and for a brief, shining moment, everybody cared about Vanessa Hudgens and what she was putting in her mouth.

That moment is over. Vanessa’s rep tells E! News that it was just white chocolate:

Vanessa Hudgens probably had a pretty great time partying this weekend—but not because she was partying too hard!

The Sucker Punch star, who hasn’t always had the best luck when it comes to photos being posted online, was snapped relaxing on the grass at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, where at one point she reached into a little bag and then leaned forward to lick a white substance off her fingers.

Busted? Hardly.

Hudgens’ rep assures E! News that the gooey (the weather was indeed hot in the desert over the weekend) substance was just white chocolate.

[From E! News]

For some reason, the idea of licking melted, gooey white chocolate off of one’s fingers in the middle of a music festival is totally grosser than licking cocaine paste. I like white chocolate too – but I’ve never been “Oh nom nom nom” on melted white chocolate out in public. But then again, I wasn’t there, and I wasn’t stoned out of my mind (like Vanessa).

By the way, if I had to guess, I would say that Vanessa just smokes the reefer. I’m not seeing crazy coke eyes, she just seems kind of baked.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

That trashy Peaches Geldof will never learn that she can’t do drugs yet still claim to be drug free. In 2008, the Boomtown Brat (as she is often lovingly referred to by the British tabloids) was caught on video by The Sun negotiating a deal with Amy Winehouse’s alleged drug dealer; and I think we can all remember her recent heroin-fueled one-night stand, which was widely publicized and resulted in the loss of her very lucrative Ultimo lingerie contract. Still, no lessons were learned, and Peaches stubbornly insisted that she had never done heroin with Mr. Meathooks and staunchly refused to go to rehab because she certainly didn’t have a drug problem, right? Of course not. All of this not-so-distant past leads up to a quite interesting tidbit that’s buried in the Daily Mail:

A creep in a white hoodie offers to The People newspaper shots of Peaches Geldof ‘buying a gram of heroin for £50′, asking £20,000 for the pictures.

‘Sir’ Bob Geldof thanks the paper for bringing this matter to his attention, saying the discussion will be between ‘a dad and his daughter — in as much as you can speak to a 23-year-old’.

Drug use can’t be a mystery to ‘Sir’ Bob, though he might abstain personally for all I know. His former wife Paula Yates — Peaches’ mother — died of a heroin overdose, aged 41, in 2000.

How can he lecture Peaches, who says it was cannabis, not heroin, she was buying? Or steer her away from trashy showbiz, which — his charity work apart — has been his own life?

[From Daily Mail]

It’s a sad state within which such an “an accomplished journalist” should find herself. Oh, and even though Eli Roth and Peaches broke up last fall, it seems that she’s back in his good graces because he was spotted picking her up at LAX last week. Yes, she’s back in the U.S. for whatever reason (and has since been snapped intruding upon/joining in a religious march). Presumably, Peaches’ extremely cute new boyfriend (Tom Cohen of S.C.U.M.) trusts her completely, although I’m not certain exactly why that is the case. The girl’s a narcissistic, self-delusional liar of epic proportions.

As a side note, Ms. Geldof probably doesn’t have much of a future in stealing dresses and whistling through her teeth towards the “Furries” on her “OMG, Totally Peaches” talkshow. An ITV2 insider has admitted (after only three of six planned episodes) that “We do think that she appeals to our younger audience, but this show is really something of a flop.” How sad, but at least we’ll always have this YouTube clip of Peaches “farting” with the vampires:

These are older photos of Peaches from her last heroin scandal

Shocking no one, Brooke Mueller is still an addict. It’s been pretty obvious to me the entire time Brooke was allegedly “clean” – it’s her crazy crack eyes, they betray her every time. So, as CB wrote last week, Brooke went on some kind of crack/coke binge and she was trying to pawn some of her junk for drug money. TMZ reported that they had “multiple sources” claiming that Brooke had officially “fallen off the wagon” on a cracked-out binge – although there was never any wagon. Brooke snorted it years ago. Charlie Sheen’s lawyers made a stink about how Brooke was required to take drug tests as part of their custody arrangement, and apparently Brooke refused. Refusing to take a mandatory drug test is the same as testing dirty, apparently.

So now TMZ reports that after Brooke’s latest week-long crack binge, she’s back in rehab. Charlie’s lawyers were prepared to go to court tomorrow to raise the issue, so Brooke’s rehab jaunt seems to be “preemptive”. Now Radar reports that since Brooke is back in rehab, Charlie Sheen will be seeking temporary custody of their babies. Ugh.

With their mother back in rehab, embattled TV star Charlie Sheen will be seeking temporary custody of his twin sons this week, sources exclusively tell RadarOnline. Mark Gross, Sheen’s attorney, is planning to notify Mueller’s lawyer on Monday that Sheen will ask a judge to give him the boys while Sheen’s soon-to-be-e-ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, is in rehab.

Mueller, 33, reportedly entered rehab over the weekend after a crack cocaine bender — a story first reported by RadarOnline last week. The first signs that something was wrong with Mueller was when she started making calls to friends to ask for drug-free urine.

Then came her trip to a pawnshop in crime-riddled Inglewood, Calif., and her visit with a street drug dealer who said she bought $150 worth of coke from him last Thursday. Then late Friday, Mueller refused to take a court mandated drug test at home.

Said a tipster in Sheen’s camp: “Charlie has had enough with her excuses, period. Brooke refused to take a random drug test. Charlie’s attorney will use that as evidence that the boys are better off with him than with Brooke.”

What is clear, however, is that Mueller and her attorney, Lori Howe, won’t give up the boys without a fight.

Brooke’s attorney is expected to argue that the boys are well cared for with the help of Brooke’s mom, Palm Beach, Fla., socialite Moira Fiore. Howe is expected to argue that Max and Bob haven’t seen much of their dad over the past months. The fired star of Two and A Half Men is currently on the road for his Torpedo of Truth show until May 3rd.

“The last place the twins should be is in a different hotel rooms every night. Toddlers need love, continuity, and stability. They have that with Brooke’s extended family in Los Angeles,” a source in Mueller’s camp said.

Calls to Mueller and Sheen’s attorney’s weren’t immediately returned.

[From Radar]

God, I feel so bad for those babies. I pretty much full-on hate Charlie Sheen now, and I think Brooke is disgusting, so I’m on Team Babies for this one. Even I could do a better job parenting those boys than Charlie or Brooke. Hell, even Britney Spears would do a better job. But it does sound like Brooke’s mom is handling the situation well – maybe Martin Sheen should get involved too.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

TMZ has video of Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s most recent ex, trying to sell a watch and a stereo for cash at a pawn shop. As they mention she makes $55,000 a month from Charlie in child support and got a divorce settlement that was at least $750,000. (The ‘multi-million’ settlement that TMZ mentions in that article is not accurate based on known details of her prenup.) Still, Brooke is a wealthy woman by most people’s standards but she’s trying to pawn off some stuff for cash.

Brooke wasn’t able to sell the watch or the stereo as she didn’t have ID. Most people are saying this points to her falling off the wagon again. You never can tell when Charlie is involved though. Maybe he’s not paying his child support. Or maybe he’s not paying his child support and Brooke needs money for drugs. Radar sums up this story, and they reveal that Brooke has been trying to get friends to give her some pee so she’ll pass a drug test (as if she has any friends with clean pee) and that she’s been dropped from that reality show with Paris Hilton. That’s got to hurt:

Thursday was the day from hell for Brooke Mueller, sitcom star Charlie Sheen’s soon-to-be-ex-wife.

It started with frantic calls to friends for drug-free urine, continued with a failed attempt to hock an expensive watch in a sleazy Inglewood pawn shop — and it ended with friends believing Mueller is hitting rock bottom.

A RadarOnline source said worried pals have been trying to reach the 33-year-old Mueller all day but have not been able to connect with her. The spy added that Mueller is believed to have attempted to pawn one of Sheen’s expensive time pieces – even though she gets $55,000 a month from the former Two and a Half Men actor.

Mueller’s habit over the past few months was to return calls from associates immediately. That stopped Wednesday.

Brooke Mueller ‘Pee-Gate’ Fallout: Charlie Sheen Could Seek Twins’ Full Custody

“Brooke seems depressed,” the friend said. “We’re worried for her safety.”

In addition to her pending divorce from Sheen, Mueller is said to be desperate to become famous. But her best chance at it — a starring role in a soon-to-be-premiered reality show with hotel heiress Paris Hilton — fizzled when most of her scenes were left on the cutting-room floor.

Another source told ROL that Mueller, who like Sheen has battled addictions to booze and drugs, is complaining of money trouble.

On Wednesday, Mueller missed a red carpet event in Hollywood. And she was dropped from Friday’s TV-trade presentation of The World According to Paris, Hilton’s new Oxygen network show.

[From Radar Online]

Brooke has gone to “outpatient” rehab several times, most recently in March after Charlie Sheen kicked her off a private jet when he was headed to the Bahamas with his other two girlfriends. (Here’s a happy photo of them all together before the falling out.) Brooke is probably back on the sauce yet again though and Charlie is making sure the press hears about it. I bet he’s hoping to get custody of his twin boys back so he can bring them with him on his crazy tour. No judge will allow that though, and for now at least they’re safe with Brooke’s mom. Those poor kids.