This story contains adult themes and is not for under-18. LOTS of sex and drug talk.

A few weeks ago, a guy named Ben Mills posted a story online claiming he’d had a one night stand with British twit Peaches Geldof (Philanthropist musician Bob Geldof’s daughter) that included shooting heroin and an vomit-filled visit to the saunas in the LA Celebrity Scientology Centre the next morning. Ben’s story was significantly enhanced by some photos he posted, which included one of himself with Peaches and others that featured her topless and staring drunkenly into the camera. Peaches’ boyfriend, misguided but hot director/actor Eli Roth, then wrote an open letter essentially tattling on Mills to his mommy and denying that Peaches did anything more than sleep with the guy and drink a lot of booze. Roth even dug up information on Mills’ past that discredits his character, and noted that he was once accused of holding a woman hostage at knifepoint at his college in New Jersey, for which he was later expelled.

Now Mills has allegedly spoken to News of the World, and either News of the World significant edited or made up his story, or Mills can’t get his story straight. In the original tale, his night of sex and drugs with Peaches ended with him waking up puking in a sauna Celebrity Scientology Centre. The way he tells it to NOTW, they just got drunk, had sex, and Peaches simply left that morning. Ben is an American guy and NOTW has him using a lot of Brit-speak that only an American who had spent time in England and/or was trying hard to sound British would use. They could be paraphrasing or translating his comments, but the result is that it sounds fake. Here’s Ben’s account in NOTW, which is much less scandalous than the original. (You can also read more at the source but it has a very NSFW photo of Peaches topless.)

Ben said: “Peaches’ English accent had me hooked. I thought she was really cute and funny. But I put all that down to having a few beers now.”

Their paths crossed when they were both staying with a mutual friend. Peaches tottered in at 2.30am after a day in the recording studio working on her debut album and started chatting to Ben.

He said: “We’d both been staying there for a few days, but she had been oblivious to me until then.

“I never thought she was a star though, just some rock star’s daughter.”

Peaches was soon putting him straight, showing him her Wikipedia page to highlight her star credentials as model, columnist and magazine boss.

They soon got on to the subject of tattoos. “We’ve both got a fair few,” said Ben, who has tattoos on his back, arms and even his manhood.

Then within 30 minutes of meeting Ben, Peaches – whose marriage to rocker Max Drummey in 2008 lasted six months – was desperate to have his name tattooed on her body and insisted they go out to find a parlour to do it. They drove around but had no luck so then headed back to the house, where they fell into bed together.

Ben said: “We were both pretty happy with each other’s company and pretty soon our clothes were coming off – and we had sex.

“I’ve done some wild things and it was nothing out of the ordinary. But she was pretty good. I would say for someone her age she was very experienced. We didn’t sleep at all. Then she got up and showered and said she had to go.”

Ben was flying to South America on holiday that night.

“I said goodbye to Peaches and thought no more of it until a couple of weeks later when I looked at my camera and discovered lots of pictures of us naked,” he said.

“Later I looked up Peaches properly on the internet. I had no idea she was so famous so I told lots of friends about our weird night.” Months later, in March, Ben decided to post his Peaches encounter on a website that wanted to hear about odd one-night stands.

He said: “I was shocked by the reaction. Within minutes, all sorts of things were being posted. I pulled my story from the site but it was too late.”

Mainstream media picked up the story and soon he was in a war of words with Peaches’ furious new lover, actor Eli Roth, 37. Peaches called Ben in a bid to calm the furore.

He said: “She told me her dad was furious and not talking to her. She said he’d ‘cut her off’.”

But Peaches ended the call telling him: “No hard feelings.” Ben admits: “Despite what happened, I don’t regret it.”

[From News of The World]

So is this guy saying that he posted the story and that it somehow got edited to include the heroin, Viagra and Scientology part? It’s vague and it sounds like he’s changing his tune. You know, I’m beginning to think Eli Roth and Peaches’ rep were telling the truth and all she did was get drunk and sleep with the wrong guy. Damn this stupid kid for making me defend orange Confederate flag-wearing Peaches. There was one disturbing piece of news in this article that I hadn’t heard before. They note that Peaches “tottered in at 2.30am after a day in the recording studio working on her debut album.” Ben mentioned that briefly in his original story, but I missed it amid all the other salacious details. This means that we’ll soon be subjected to Peaches singing. As Kaiser says, she really is the British Paris Hilton.

Kiefer’s drunken photos are on The Sun’s website

Kiefer Sutherland had yet another shirtless, drunken night of embarrassing himself that culminated with him being thrown out of a strip club. Sutherland, who just wrapped production on the final season of his spy thriller series “24,” has a long history with alcohol and seems to like taking his clothes off when he overindulges. He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested – again.

The following takes place between 10:40pm and 11:50am.

TELLY special agent KIEFER SUTHERLAND goes out on a mission – to get plastered on the streets of London.

And the Hollywood actor, famed as 24 hero Jack Bauer, seemed to have no trouble achieving his objective, ending up shirtless in a tussle with Stringfellows security.

Sutherland, described by onlookers as “absolutely screamingly paralytic”, was even put in a headlock by bouncers as he lashed out.

This is how the longest night of his drinking life unfolded into the early hours of yesterday.

10.40pm: The 43-year-old actor, born in the capital, is spotted outside The Covent Garden Hotel Bar before meeting a pal. Two hours later he is seen with five empty wine glasses on his table and heard ordering more.

2.00am: Sutherland is driven to Stringfellows lapdancing club, where an insider said: “He went bananas, shouting nonsense and dancing like Peter Crouch before kicking off when asked to leave.”

3.35am: Bouncers hustle him from the premises after a reported bust-up, exposing his tattooed torso as they muscle him to his car.

3.36am: Grim-faced security guards finally seem to have him under control.

3.40am: The battle to pour him into his motor continues as the actor staggers in the street.

3.45am: The dazed dad of one sits in the car until finally, at 4.00am: He falls into the street outside his hotel, giggling and with his jacket unbuttoned.

11.50am: Sutherland sits outside, recovering with a ciggie.

The star, a hit in Fox and Sky One’s 24, is in town to plug his new film Twelve.

He served 48 days’ jail in 2007 after drink-driving offences and apologised last year after headbutting a male fashion designer.

[From The Sun]

You can see a very unflattering slide show of Kiefer’s wild night, including him being dragged out of the club in a headlock, here. Oh, Kiefer. This may have been kind of funny when you were 23, but you’re 43 and now it’s just kind of gross and sad. I guess we should be thankful that he wasn’t behind the wheel of a car, but I wonder what it is going to take for him to clean up his act. Hopefully he does it on his own, before something even worse happens. Everyone loses control once in a while, but this kind of thing has been going on way too often with Kiefer.

In her recent Harper’s Bazaar interview, Gwyneth Paltrow confessed that she‘s a pretty big drinker, and she was making a conscious decision not to have wine as she was interviewed, saying: “I’m not having anything to drink. I’m usually such a wino, they must be wondering what’s going on.” I didn’t put two and two together, but could it be that Gwyneth is quite a drinker? And that all of her snotty problems are about her being a “wino”? No. She’s always had this snotty personality. The wine has nothing to do with it, although it’s an interesting little sidenote, that she’s a big drinker. Anyway, I was reminded of that quote because this week’s GOOP newsletter is all about wine. The full GOOP newletter is here, and here’s Gwyneth’s intro:

Pairing the right wine with your meal can be so difficult; there are so many flavors to balance and courses in the meal to consider. Scratch your head no more, we’ve asked for suggestions from a team of knowledgeable wine connoisseurs – big-time sommeliers, an at-home aficionado and an insider in the business.

Love, Gwyneth

[From GOOP]

After that, Gwyneth proceeds into an epic Q & A with FIVE sommeliers, asking a litany of questions about what wines to drink with what foods. It’s kind of funny because Goopy usually doesn’t do this kind of epic legwork – she’s the master of cut and paste, generally just letting whatever “friend” take over the newsletter. But she’s all over it when it’s about wine. Maybe she does have a drinking problem…?

Lastly, Gwyneth was recently talking about her work on the second Iron Man film, and how the producers made her train and train for her (giggle) ONE fight sequence:

Hollywood star GWYNETH PALTROW was forced to have her “booty kicked” for her role in IRON MAN – because she wasn’t fit enough for the film’s action sequences. The actress was forced to undertake a gruelling fitness regime for her part as secretary Virginia ‘Pepper’ Potts in the comic book adaptation, despite having only one fight scene in the entire movie.

She says, “I only have one action sequence at the end but they wanted me in tip-top shape so I did a lot of working out. “I did a twice-a-day nightmare, super-hard cardio. I had this amazing trainer and she kicked my booty totally.”

[From Contact Music]

Yeah, I think the producers were probably like, “Damn, we need to give Gwyneth something to do or else she’s just going to wander around drunk, annoying people with her snottiness.” And why do I find it so annoying that Gwyneth says things like, “she kicked my booty, totally”? Ugh. Why not just “ass”?

Oh, and Gwyneth is also going to slum it on The Marriage Ref on an upcoming episode. Apparently, she was making jokes about Brad Pitt and marriage counseling.

Here are some photos of Gwyneth last week with her mom and her kids. Moses is growing up so much!

Gwyneth with her mom and her kids on April 7, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com

Eh, I wasn’t even going to do this story just because I do feel a little sorry for Mischa Barton. She doesn’t elicit as much sympathy as someone like Britney Spears, and yet I do have more pity for Mischa than, say, Lindsay “Milkaholics Need Respect Too” Lohan. Granted, Mischa’s problems are of the same toxic blend of entitlement, dumb career moves, drugs, alcohol and laziness. But as far as has-beens go, Lindsay actually was something at one time. Mischa never really was… she was sort of famous and pretty for a few years on a TV show, and then nothing. Maybe that’s why I have slightly more sympathy for her? Eh.

Anyway, Page Six has a disgusting little blurb today about Mischa’s drunk, disgusting ass at Bar Marmont, which I assume is the in-house bar at the Chateau Marmont, where all the cool people hang out. Mischa was apparently “totally out of it” and she had to run outside to vomit. Because she’s classy.

Mischa Barton had a rough night over the weekend in Hollywood. A spy reports that the “O.C.” actress, who alternates between being on and off the wagon, rolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday alone and looking “totally out of it.”

Says our witness, “A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night.” A rep for Barton declined to comment.

[From Page Six]

It’s interesting that there’s no denial from Mischa’s rep, right? I mean, can a girl get a “Of course that never happened” or “It was food poisoning and exhaustion from working to hard on something”? So it’s probably true. Maybe if Mischa was Lindsay or one of the dumb celebrity girls, she could have gotten a food poisoning shout out. But her publicist probably hasn’t been paid in a while – considering Mischa is pretty broke. Sad.

We all saw the photos of Lindsay Lohan drunk off her ass, falling into a cactus outside of a friend’s house party in the wee hours of the morning. While Lindsay quickly blamed the paparazzi for pushing her, I think it was fairly obvious what was really going on. The images are nothing new. Seems like every week there are new photos of the former actress stumbling out of some club, climbing into a car and looking totally wasted. And don’t even get me started on the crack Tweets! TMZ is reporting that there are people in Lindsay’s “inner circle” who are desperately trying to get her back into a rehab program before she ends up dead. I don’t know what’s more surprising: that Lindsday actually has an “inner circle,” or that they actually care enough about her as a person to try to help her.

The people who care most about Lindsay Lohan believe she desperately needs to get help, but she refuses to listen. A professional who is extremely close to Lindsay confided in TMZ, “If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die.”

People who have been trying to help Lindsay over the last year — both professionally and personally — feel something terrible will happen unless she immediately gets help for substance abuse. We are not talking about Michael or Dina Lohan. These are people who have quietly been trying to convince Lindsay to go to rehab again.

Lindsay, we’re told, is making excuses for her erratic behavior and refusing to acknowledge her problem. After falling Wednesday night when leaving a party, Lindsay Tweeted, “Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats:/”

[From TMZ]

“We’re not talking about Michael or Dina Lohan.” Yeah, no kidding! Michael was all over the TV a few months ago claiming that he was going to “save” Lindsay, but it was a lot of talk. And Dina is the Queen of Denial – she’s the one who taught Lindsay the fine art of making excuses for herself. I happen to agree with these mystery people – Lindsay is headed for disaster on a grand scale. But the only person who can do anything about it is Lindsay. After three failed rehab stints, it’s pretty clear that Lohan has not reached her lowest point yet. I don’t know how much lower she can get – she is virtually unemployable as an actress, a joke in the fashion world and no A-lister wants anything to do with her. She has seen several acquaintances die from drugs recently and doesn’t seem to be able to connect that to her own lifestyle, so what can anyone else do?

This week’s National Enquirer has a story about how Hayden Panttiere was drunk and crying on top of a pool table at a small party earlier this month. Her friends helped her out and made sure she got home safely. The Enquirer is unsure why Hayden would have been so upset, but I bet it had something to do with a certain heavyweight champion of the world, who may have called time on the relationship so he could focus on defending his title. (Which he did with ease over the weekend.)

Hayden Panettiere suffered a meltdown at a recent bash, drunkenly climbing on top of a pool table and breaking down in tears, according to eyewitnesses.

The 20-year-old “Heroes” star “turned into an out-of-control party animal” at the home of Dole Food Company heir Justin Murdock, a fellow partygoer told the Enquirer.

“Hayden was the party guest from hell!” added the source. “She was a complete drunken mess!”

More than a dozen guests, including socialite Nick Hilton and Topher Grace of “That ’70s Show,” attended the March 6 bash hosted by Justin, 37…

“Hayden was sobbing uncontrollably on her hands and knees on top of the pool table with her boobs hanging out of her dress,” said the eyewitness.

“Her girlfriends tried to help her down and pull up her top, but she kept pushing them away.

“Everyone was shocked at how drunk Hayden got.”

A friend finally talked Hayden down from the pool table and made sure she got home safely, said the source. It was unclear why she was so upset.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 29, 2010]

I’m betting it was all about that hot brick sh*thouse of a man she’s been escorting all around town. She looks like she’s been hitting the town single since around the beginning of March, as I can’t find Klitschko in any photos with her post mid-February. (Plus she was seen out with an ex in early March.) I generally find Hayden insufferable, but I kind of feel for her in this case. She’s only 20, and she could have been hung up on a guy, only to find her heart broken. Still, Hayden is such a snot that she can go to a party with less than 15-20 people and end up having someone blab about how she was wasted and crying on top of a pool table. She’s surely pissed off enough people to earn some back-biting gossip.

Before everyone gets all “Kesha killed a zebra with her bare hands and wore the skin because she was drunk off her ass”, you should know that she’s dressed like a drunk zebra for a reason. She was performing at a “secret” My Space gig in London where, apparently, everyone had to dress up like animals. As for the drunk thing, well, she’s always drunk.

In case you were blinded by the zebra print, The Blemish pointed out that Kesha is carrying a staff, asking “Is she a shaman or a zebra or a shaman zebra? This makes no sense.” So, I get the zebra outfit (sort of), but the staff is really what bothers me. Oh, yeah, I’m also bothered by the fact that Kesha exists. But that’s another story.

Kesha’s actually been all over the news lately. Just because I usually roll my eyes at her drunk ass, doesn’t mean that she’s not the next big thing. And by “big thing” I mean “one hit wonder who will have a spectacular crash and burn.” Over the weekend, the New York Daily News reported that Kesha and Adam Lambert had some kind of makeout session. Lambert said in an interview: “She’s really pretty and we were laughing and we just started kissing. It was pretty innocent to be honest with you. I mean, it wasn’t too dirty.” Which probably means that he thought she was “squishy” and “too masculine” for his tastes. I jest!

Let‘s see, what else… Oh, she claimed that she doesn‘t care about all of the money she’s making, saying: “I can’t stand pretentious people. I think growing up without money has taught me not to take myself seriously. I’m the same person I was when I was selling clothes to buy a taco for dinner, I just have a few extra bucks. I bought a 1998 Honda car, which I needed. I don’t believe in wasting money when there are people in the world who can’t eat. If I earn a lot of money, I’ll treat myself, but I’m not going to be ridiculous. I think it’s kind of gross. I don’t like spending money on stuff. I may buy some instruments though.” That’s our drunk zebra!

Kesha in London on February 23, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com

This morning, I read this piece at Radar which was all about how people close to Charlie Sheen were trying to convince him to give rehab another shot (for like the tenth time). Radar’s sources said stuff like “Many people believe Charlie is simply in denial about his own problems” and “People close to him have urged him to enter rehab and get help again. But it just doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.” It sounded somewhat reasonable, I suppose, but I still didn’t think it was any kind of big story. I mean, yeah, Charlie should try rehab again. And the sky is blue and fried chicken is delicious. It’s a given.

Now, however, Charlie’s rep has responded to Radar’s report, and the denial is… strange. Charlie rep told Us Weekly: “”He is not going to rehab. Who told him to go to rehab? Correct answer: no one.” Um… that’s not really a ringing endorsement of your client and the people he has around him, you know? “No one” is telling Charlie he should get some help. Feel better?

A rep for Charlie Sheen is slamming a new claim that the actor is being urged by loved ones to go to rehab for alcohol abuse.

“He is not going to rehab,” the rep tells UsMagazine.com, adding, “Who told him to go to rehab? Correct answer: no one.”

Wednesday’s headline follows Tuesday’s rehab reports regarding Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller.

Anonymous sources have claimed to other media outlets that Mueller, 32, checked into a drug rehab last week for alleged alcohol and crack-cocaine abuse. Reps for Mueller could not be reached for comment by UsMagazine.com.

Sheen, 44, was formally charged Feb. 8 for assaulting his wife in a Dec. 25 incident. (He allegedly put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her while the two were vacationing in Aspen, Colorado.) The actor was charged with felony menacing, third-degree assault and criminal mischief, and could face up to three years if convicted.

Yet at the same hearing, a judge modified a protective order that forbade the couple from communicating. Sheen and Mueller had both requested to be allowed contact in order to fix their marriage. The couple, who wed in 2006, welcomed twin sons Bob and Max in March 2009.

[From Us Weekly]

Obviously, Brooke Mueller is just as (if not more) screwed up as Charlie, seeing as how she’s not only drinking heavily, but also (allegedly) smoking crack on a semi-regular basis. Is Charlie hitting the pipe too? He’s had coke problems in the past, but I’m kind of thinking alcohol is his major drug of choice. I’m not saying that’s better or worse than crack, just that Charlie seems to be handling himself a lot better in the wake of his Christmas arrest. And I do hope he goes back to rehab. Maybe this time it will stick. Maybe.

I don’t even know where to begin with this one. TMZ and Radar are confirming that Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has gone into rehab again. Last we heard from Brooke, she was already in a rehab facility, this one masquerading as a “spa” in North Carolina. I really thought Brooke was still there, in North Carolina. Not so much, it turns out. Brooke apparently checked herself into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday, a week ago. Now the question on everyone’s (my) mind is “But rehab for what?” Brooke has well-documented alcohol abuse problems, and there has been significant rumors of a crack addiction. Even though I thought the crack rumors were probably fueled by Charlie Sheen’s PR team, there was and is probably something there. Radar has two reports about Brooke’s boozing, and her crack pipe problem:

Brooke Mueller partied with Charlie Sheen just hours before going into rehab, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Mueller and Sheen, back in Los Angeles after his Aspen court appearance, were together for a few hours and it was Mueller who was boozing heavily, a source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com.

“It was just more of the same with Brooke,” the source said. “Her mother had been begging her to go into rehab.”

In fact, Brooke had been in rehab in North Carolina, although her lawyer denied it. She flew across the country after being hospitalized for pneumonia, a dangerous move, due to fluid in the lungs.

After leaving North Carolina she showed up for Sheen’s Aspen court date and then returned to Los Angeles and resumed her partying.

As RadarOnline.com was first to report, Mueller has previously been in rehab for crack addiction. And while she was recently hospitalized, friends tried to bring her drugs – in the hospital.

“It got to the point where even Charlie told her to go to rehab because of their kids,” the source close to both of them told RadarOnline.com. “She had one final party, drinking pretty heavily, and Charlie was with her part of the time. But when he left it didn’t stop. The next day she was in bad, bad shape and that’s when she went into rehab.”

Sheen and Mueller both had alcohol in their bodies when police were called at 8:30 am Christmas. Sheen has been through rehab and has not said if he is seeking help again for his drinking.

[From Radar]

A few hours later, Radar had a “confirmation” that Brooke went to The Canyon not specifically for her drinking, but for her crack addiction, with a source telling Radar: “Brooke has been in denial about her problem for a long time.” Apparently, when Brooke left the North Carolina rehab last week, she went to Charlie’s court appearance in Colorado, and then afterwards, she hit the bottle and the crack pipe pretty hard: “She went on an all-nighter. She was just out of control. She’s smoking crack and she’s drinking heavily. Everyone around her wanted her to get help.” Well… I hope she gets help, and I hope that this time it sticks.

Brooke Mueller outside of the Colorado courthouse where Charlie was formally charged, on February 8, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com

We’ve got lots of news about everyone’s favorite crackhead! Yesterday, CB previewed Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on The Insider, where she was “coming clean” about being a “secret celebrity hoarder”. There was a short YouTube clip preview making the rounds, but now we have part one of Niecy Nash’s exclusive with Lindsay (below). Lindsay, always the master of understated crack drama, tells Niecy “I have a lot of clothing — I think that’s the biggest problem; I have a lot of stuff… It wasn’t this bad for awhile, actually. I try not to come in here — that’s how bad it is. I only…I need shoes. … The craziest thing is that I know every single thing that I have. It’s hard because when you are traveling you pack one suitcase and you don’t realize if you are getting new things or you forget what you have. So, I think that has kind of been the biggest issue.” Yes, that is the biggest issue, Lindsay.

I have to say – even though Lindsay is a cracked-out hoarder, her shoe collection looks reasonably well-managed. I mean, nearly every box is labeled and there seems to be some kind of order, within the chaos. But am I the only one looks at all of that stuff, wondering how much of Lindsay jacked from other people, stores, magazine shoots, et cetera?

Speaking of drama, Radar is reporting that Lindsay and Sam Ronson got into to a huge fight at Crown Bar two nights ago. Lindsay was “drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka” and downing Adderall, trying to get Sam’s attention (Sam was deejaying). Sam ignored her, then began taunting her, calling her a “disgrace”. Oh, noes! CRACK DRAMA CODE RED. Lindsay then went on the attack, throwing a drink in Sam’s face:

It may well be over romantically between former lovers Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan — or at least for now — but that doesn’t mean that emotions, and tempers, aren’t still running high.

They are — so high in fact that RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the twosome got into a bitter, heated fight Wednesday night, which culminated in Lohan throwing a drink in Ronson’s face!

“Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar,” an eyewitness to the altercation tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.

“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” and even told her, “You’re a disgrace”.

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!

“Lindsay’s friend grabbed her and pulled her away before things got even worse, she was losing control. It took her ages to calm down and she was going off about Sam for ages.
“Lindsay just has absolutely no self control when it comes to Sam. She obviously still has feelings for her and she’s totally not over her. It’s a completely toxic situation.”

After the altercation it seems Ronson was still pretty worked up too. As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported Ronson turned up at another club, H.Wood, later that same night and threw a huge diva fit!

Ronson insisted on taking over the DJ booth, pushing aside the house DJ, then proceeded to just play a mix-tape instead of a live set, prompting the club’s management to ask her to step-down.

Things became heated and Ronson stormed out of the club, but not before taking the audio cables with her, leaving the club unable to play anymore music for the rest of the night.

[From Radar]

Yeah, I totally believe this happened. Has anyone ever had some drama queen throw a drink in their face? I have. What’s weird is that no one has ever thrown a drink in my face when I might have provoked them – the only time it’s happened to me, the dude (and it was a drama queen dude – he was straight too!) just threw a drink on me because he was drunk and thought it would be funny. I kind of lost it and became a drama queen too. It was intense.

Lindsay Lohan leaving Madeo in LA on February 4, 2010. Credit: WENN.