Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson, The O.C.’s onscreen and real life couple, have been going their separate ways lately. Bilson has been photographed drunk and out on the town with girlfriends, and Brody was seen looking scruffy at the Sasquatch music festival in Washington state.

Of course couples don’t have to hang out together constantly, but Brody is looking pretty depressed and scruffy while Bilson is drunk. It seems like something’s going on.

Here’s Brody playing drums at the Sasquatch festival on 5/29 [via], and Bilson out at Shag in Hollywood on May 29th. [via] She is also seen drunk. [via]

And here’s Rachel Bilson’s “Stuff Magazine” photoshoot:

British tabloid News of the World has pictures of a wasted George Michael at the wheel of his car. They were taken just after the troubled singer had to be woken up after blocking traffic for several minutes at a light. When he did get going again, he weaved all over the road and drove over the median:

This is the third time Michael has had car trouble. He was arrested at the end of February after being found passed out in his car. He was charged with posession of marjuana at the time and got off with a police caution. About a month ago, Michael was caught trying to leave the scene after hitting three parked cars.

It’s too bad he was let off with a caution for his February arrest, because he should have been sent to rehab. Maybe this latest incident will be a wakeup call for Michael.

Stavros Niarchos showed up drunk at Paris Hilton’s house at 1:00 am on Monday morning begging her to take him back:

Paris was at Matt Leinart’s draft party on Tuesday so that means she was with her new guy one night, and her old one the next.

Matt Leinart may be hot but he’s not as rich as Stavros. Stavros inherited $275 million on his 21st birthday this month, while Leinart’s contract with the Arizona Cardinals is said to be worth around $12 million. He also has a new endorsement deal with Nike, so it’s not like he will be suffering.

Paris is playing the field wisely.

Here she is with Nicky going to Shag nightclub on 5/2. Barbara on the gossip rocks board points out that they are “two different shades of orange” and “so easy to hate.” How right she is. [via]

Kelly Osbourne has been to rehab twice: in the spring of 2004 when her parents confronted her for abusing painkillers and again in the summer of last year after she was said to have fallen back into old habits.

That’s why it’s a little disconcerting to see the newly slender and on-her-own reality star looking really wasted. Kelly, you should know better!

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Jada Pinkett Smith said she was a coked-out slut when she met Will Smith ten years ago and that he saved her from a life of debauchery. Well, that’s not exactly what she said, we’re inferring. It was pretty close, though:

Jada, it’s called college and that’s what everyone does. You’re supposed to move on and not talk about it except to reminisce about how great it was.

Jada has been raising eyebrows with the rock and roll look she’s sporting. She’s the lead singer for heavy metal band, Wisdom. On anyone else this outfit would seem forced, but on Jada it looks rather fitting.

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“Ex” drug addicts Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, and Courtney Love are going to Hawaii together to give the world’s paparrazi some well-deserved time in the sun.

Somehow Moss and Love consider themselves older mentors to Lindsay, who has no public drug scandal or stint in rehab yet:

The trio may be celebrating Moss’ recent triumph over the drug scandal she suffered when a video was released last year of her snorting cocaine. All criminal charges against Moss are expected to be dropped and she should have no criminal record. Moss wisely did not admit to any wrongdoing when questioned by police.

Moss recently received a £1million advance from Virgin Books to write a tell-all autobiography of her cocaine abuse.

Heavily pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted drinking a Guinness while out with her husband at a sushi bar in NY on Tuesday.

When I was pregnant I would go out for California rolls because they have no raw fish, but are still tasty if you crave some sushi. I never - ever - had a sip of alcohol though. That’s obnoxious and Gwyneth should know better. What a dumb bitch she is.

It’s actually seven hours later than EST here in Switzerland. (Usually it’s 6 hours later, but we have daylight savings times a week earlier.) After a full day of digging up the early morning gossip dirt I stepped out for a little fresh air and decided to make dinner. Then I came back after a relatively long time away from the computer and look - someone published the pictures of Witney’s crack den! Damn, I would have been all over that.

Anyway, better late that never, and I’m sure you’ve seen these already but I need to add them to Celebitchy for posterity.

The story as you know is that Whitney’s sister in law blew the lid on her lifestyle to get her hands on some quick cash:

The sex toys are the best part. Anyway here are the pictures. again. Thanks to popbytes for the cover image.

Tara Reid was seen out in LA this weekend heading to a club with a new guy. No one at the JJB bulletin board where I found the picture knew who he was, so his identity will remain a mystery for an hour or two until an eagle-eyed blogger identifies him.

Lindsay Lohan hates to be compared to the often visibly-soused Reid. Lohan has said that she doesn’t want her constant partying to jeopardize her career:

Lohan thinks that if she drinks moderately and sticks to doing coke it’s still ok to go most nights of the week. (I made that up obviously, but it could be true.)

Here is Reid with her potential new beau.

Two more after the jump.

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It’s all Simon Cowell’s fault that Abdul blathers about fortune cookies and melons on American Idol:

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Meanwhile Abdul was nearly fired from her job as America’s favorite drunken cheerleader. Producers were said to be looking at Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears as possible replacements:

Abdul must have been a total mess if Simpson or Spears seemed like a more coherent alternative. We think the most likely reason for Abdul’s retention is that her lawyers pointed out her contract to Idol producers. Rather than invite another scandal, they kept Abdul on. It will be surprising if she gets another season on the top-rated show.

Here is Abdul looking glassy-eyed with support from Laura Flynn Boyle at the Jennifer Nicholson fashion show in LA yesterday.

Three more including candids from American Idol after the jump.

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