Jada Pinkett Smith said she was a coked-out slut when she met Will Smith ten years ago and that he saved her from a life of debauchery. Well, that’s not exactly what she said, we’re inferring. It was pretty close, though:

Jada, it’s called college and that’s what everyone does. You’re supposed to move on and not talk about it except to reminisce about how great it was.

Jada has been raising eyebrows with the rock and roll look she’s sporting. She’s the lead singer for heavy metal band, Wisdom. On anyone else this outfit would seem forced, but on Jada it looks rather fitting.

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“Ex” drug addicts Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, and Courtney Love are going to Hawaii together to give the world’s paparrazi some well-deserved time in the sun.

Somehow Moss and Love consider themselves older mentors to Lindsay, who has no public drug scandal or stint in rehab yet:

The trio may be celebrating Moss’ recent triumph over the drug scandal she suffered when a video was released last year of her snorting cocaine. All criminal charges against Moss are expected to be dropped and she should have no criminal record. Moss wisely did not admit to any wrongdoing when questioned by police.

Moss recently received a £1million advance from Virgin Books to write a tell-all autobiography of her cocaine abuse.

Heavily pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted drinking a Guinness while out with her husband at a sushi bar in NY on Tuesday.

When I was pregnant I would go out for California rolls because they have no raw fish, but are still tasty if you crave some sushi. I never - ever - had a sip of alcohol though. That’s obnoxious and Gwyneth should know better. What a dumb bitch she is.

It’s actually seven hours later than EST here in Switzerland. (Usually it’s 6 hours later, but we have daylight savings times a week earlier.) After a full day of digging up the early morning gossip dirt I stepped out for a little fresh air and decided to make dinner. Then I came back after a relatively long time away from the computer and look - someone published the pictures of Witney’s crack den! Damn, I would have been all over that.

Anyway, better late that never, and I’m sure you’ve seen these already but I need to add them to Celebitchy for posterity.

The story as you know is that Whitney’s sister in law blew the lid on her lifestyle to get her hands on some quick cash:

The sex toys are the best part. Anyway here are the pictures. again. Thanks to popbytes for the cover image.

Tara Reid was seen out in LA this weekend heading to a club with a new guy. No one at the JJB bulletin board where I found the picture knew who he was, so his identity will remain a mystery for an hour or two until an eagle-eyed blogger identifies him.

Lindsay Lohan hates to be compared to the often visibly-soused Reid. Lohan has said that she doesn’t want her constant partying to jeopardize her career:

Lohan thinks that if she drinks moderately and sticks to doing coke it’s still ok to go most nights of the week. (I made that up obviously, but it could be true.)

Here is Reid with her potential new beau.

Two more after the jump.

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It’s all Simon Cowell’s fault that Abdul blathers about fortune cookies and melons on American Idol:

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Meanwhile Abdul was nearly fired from her job as America’s favorite drunken cheerleader. Producers were said to be looking at Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears as possible replacements:

Abdul must have been a total mess if Simpson or Spears seemed like a more coherent alternative. We think the most likely reason for Abdul’s retention is that her lawyers pointed out her contract to Idol producers. Rather than invite another scandal, they kept Abdul on. It will be surprising if she gets another season on the top-rated show.

Here is Abdul looking glassy-eyed with support from Laura Flynn Boyle at the Jennifer Nicholson fashion show in LA yesterday.

Three more including candids from American Idol after the jump.

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A wasted Tara Reid was leaving Dennis Rodman’s Newport Beach House on Wednesday morning when she drove her car into another vehicle. She then made a wise move by giving the driver a wad of cash instead of involving the authorities:

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Reid most recently made news by enlisting the help of her friends to clean out the goodie bags at the Diamond Aquifer pre-Oscar suite. Here she is on the day in question hauling her loot.

Christina Aguilera has obviously had a few as she is helped to her car by her new husband Jordan Bratman outside of a London nightclub on 3/7. She was celebrating a friend’s birthday at a South Kensington club called Boujis. [via]

Christina’s husband has been credited as the influence for her new non-”dirrty” look. She may be married with a makeover but she’s still hitting the sauce.