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Jun 14
'06
Namibia kisses Brangelina’s ass; Jen to confront Angelina?


The president of Namibia has supposedly written a personal letter of gratitude to Angelina Jolie to thank her for doing more for the African nation by choosing to pop out her baby there than his tourism budget for the next century:

President Sam Nujoma is so grateful for the way the actress and her partner Brad Pitt turned the eyes of the world towards his country, he has sent them a personal note, according to American magazine In Touch.

President Nujoma writes: “For the first time ever, our entire nation can agree on something – how wonderful it is that you chose Namibia for your special day.

“You didn’t just birth a child but a new era for our new country. If we are the UN’s baby, then you, as one of its greatest supporters, are among its founding mothers.

“Never forget, you and your family will always have a home here.”

The President is among those attempting to push a Namibian new national day – to mark baby Shiloh’s May birth.

If it’s true that Namibia is going to declare Shiloh’s birthday a national holiday that just seems like overkill after this over-the-top letter. Angelina is a “founding mother” of Namibia indeed. Do you think someone made this shit up? It sounds too good to be true. Of course Namibia is grateful but this letter is too much.

In related fake news, Star is saying that chain-smoking Aniston plans to confront Angelina for being a homewrecker. I totally doubt this is true.

Star also claims that Angelina wants to move back to France as soon as Brad is finished filming “Oceans 13,” and that Brad wants to get married but Angelina’s against it.That sounds more likely. From their e-mail newsletter:

A source tells Star that the couple will reside in the US as long as Brad’s filming and then head to Paris when he’s finished. Angelina told a friend that she likes Paris because, “French law strictly limits intrusions by paparazzi- and the locals’ attitude helps, too. ‘People there,’ she told her friend, ‘just disregard us.’” The second issue the couple has to address is whether or not to hire a nanny. Angelina says she, “didn’t have three kids so she could leave them with someone. She insists on being a full-time, hands-on mom.” Brad is determined to hire a nanny to make time for the two of them. However, Angelina “wants to show him that she can be the perfect lover and the perfect mom…If that doesn’t work, she’ll deal with the nanny question then.” Lastly, is the thought of marriage. Brad wants to be married but Angelina is against it, “To Angelina, marriage is just a formality – and I don’t think she needs it to prove her devotion.”

This is not big news since Angelina has been calling the shots and already dragged the family to her mother’s native France. No matter where they go they’ll be hounded by photographers, though, because there were plenty of pictures of the Jolie-Pitts when they were in Paris.

It’s all well and good for Angelina to say she doesn’t need a nanny when she already has a chef, maid, and personal security staff to do her bidding. It must be easier to focus on your role as mother when there aren’t a ton of other things to do.

Thanks to popbytes for the header image.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Babies, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Fake News, Jennifer Aniston

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May 6
'06
Cele|bitchy week in review: fake news


Our distrust in the gossip industry peaked this week, with several rumors being debunked, and fake quotes circulating like wildfire.

  • The week started out with news of Ellen Degeneres’ big win and a large picture post from last Friday’s Daytime Emmy Awards.
  • Star Jones showed her smug plastic face and unconvincingly altered cleavage at the Daytime Emmys. It came out yesterday that she may have been exposed to HIV while undergoing gastric bypass surgery, and that Oprah’s best friend Gayle King may replace her on The View
  • Stars strutted their stuff with their favorite designers at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum in NY. The theme was British fashion, and a herbally-enhanced Sienna Miller presided over the festivities in a too-short gold sequined dress and messy hair.
  • Brad Pitt flew back to America to get help for Zahara’s medical condition, rickets. Angelina Jolie was said to want a water birth, and all sorts of other tidbits were circulating about the Jolie-Pitts. It turned out that none of those rumors were true.
  • Also in the “fake news” department was Britney Spears’ much-awaited press conference on Thursday. The news was based on a quote from a fictional Sony executive. Britney also is said to be having a baby girl, and will be monitored by Children and Family Services as a result of Sean Preston’s fall.
  • Crazy Tom Cruise was all over the place promoting Mission Impossible 3 and giving adjective-strewn quotes. Cruise was in Mexico City, on The Late Show, storming NY, and making kissy-face with “Kate” in LA.

    One thing he didn’t do was oversee Katie’s fitness program with Buff Brides. We know the creator of Buff Brides, Sue Fleming, and she assured us that she never met Katie Holmes and did not say that Tom was managing her post baby shape-up plan.

  • Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos broke up, and Paris promptly shacked up and partied with a newly minted pro football player. Lindsay Lohan may have stolen Stavros away from Paris, but she doesn’t seem to care much. Stavros wasn’t satisfied with Lohan and staged a drunken pity party outside of Paris’ house. She gave him some mercy sex as a consolation prize.
  • Lindsay Lohan still wants to try to clean up her image with a vague plan for some humanitarian work. She attended the Minnesota premiere of A Prarie Home Companion, and got told to put out her cigarette by Cameron Diaz while at a NY Club.
  • Nicole Richie partied at Coachella, admitted that she’s too thin and has sought help, and will appear in a retouched spread and interview in Vanity Fair.
  • Michelle Rodriguez got out of jail, likes hot lesbian action, and had her character killed off Lost this week. She appeared on on Good Morning America and on Total Request Live in a see through top. While she admitted that she needs to grow up, she doesn’t seem too concerned about her second DUI arrest and short imprisonment.
  • Jessica Simpson may be hooking up with her ex, Nick Lachey, in secret hotel trysts, and she may also be interested in hooking up with poorly endowed singer James Blunt.
  • Posted in Fake News, Week in Review

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    May 5
    '06
    Britney Spears press conference was a hoax


    Everyone was waiting with baited breath to see what Britney Spears would announce in her press conference yesterday. I even got up early to catch the news and was suprised that it wasn’t listed in the Google Entertainment News section yet.

    It turns out that now our week of bullshit gossip news is complete, because the entire press conference was a hoax:

    A well place [sic] Los Angeles source has told The National Ledger that the presser is a hoax.

    “Since I wasn’t invited – I would hope so.”

    Sony executive Karen Phillips was quoted by wire service WENN on Wednesday as saying, “Britney hasn’t held a press conference in so long that we know it’s something big – pregnancy, a split, we’re not sure.”

    But alas – Brit is silent.

    The hard working folks at Jossip note that even Matt Lauer spent his morning wondering what in the heck Britney Spears’ big announcement of the day will be.

    While pregnancy rumors swirl, along with the “it’s a girl!” slugs sparked by a pretty pink shopping spree, Brit hasn’t actually told anybody (not even her gang of publicists and managers) what the announcement will be.

    The presser is a no-go however and that’s a shame. This could have been really interesting.

    I googled “Karen Phillips” combined with either “Sony Music” or “Sony BMG” and logical variations like “Karyn,” “Caryn,” and “Philips” and got nothing about her – except for this supposed quote about the Britney press conference. There is a musician named Karen Phillips, but no “executive.” She is also not included on the Sony BMG site among the “executives” listing, although there are only four old white guys there, so there are probably plenty more executives there.

    The bottom line is, this Karen Phillips person who was quoted about the press conference probably doesn’t exist.

    Earlier in the week we found completely fabricated quotes about Katie Holmes’ fitness routine from someone we actually know.

    It’s hard to determine where this press conference story originated, but clearly someone is making up quotes and it’s just spreading.

    This is gossip, innuendo and rumor, so it’s not like it has to be held to a high standard of journalistic integrity. Still, there’s a huge difference between saying it’s your opinion that someone is pregnant or screwing so and so, and making up shit entirely and acting like it’s true. Too many of these stories are totally bogus.

    Oh, and Britney fan site BreathHeavy.com reports that Britney and Kevin are going to renew their vows after Kevin promised Britney that he would change. They don’t have a source listed, though, and this doesn’t sound true to us. Not much does lately.

    Posted in Britney Spears, Fake News, Kevin Federline, Music

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