Finally! Here are new photos of Jennifer Aniston at last night’s Directors Guild Awards in LA. Aniston was there as one of the nominated directors/producers of Five, the Lifetime movie she did with a group of women – incidentally, she lost in her category. Anyway, Aniston wore this Dolce & Gabbana minidress which… looks like the same kind of LBD she always wears. I’m guessing this is a new piece, but I’m also guessing she has at least two dozen versions of this dress already in her closet. So, it’s a little big boring.

Shall we talk about the fact that she has no baby bump that I can see? There’s nothing noticeable in her mid-section, so that whole “she’s six months pregnant!” claim really was BS. That being said, Aniston does look like she’s gained a little weight. Maybe it’s because she quit smoking, or maybe she’s just stopped obsessively working out since she got with Justin, I don’t know. But look at her legs – and you can even see the slight weight gain in her face and in her arms. She’s just not as “toned” as she usually is. Which is fine, I’m glad that she looks more relaxed and she seems less obsessed with keeping her body ridiculously fit. She looks happy about it too.

She seems to have walked the red carpet solo, but Justin Theroux was there to support his girl – go here to see photos of Aniston and Theroux inside the DGA event. They look genuinely happy together, and I suspect all of the tabloid stories about their constant fighting are BS as well (but I’ve always thought that). When will they walk a red carpet for the first together? At the premiere of Wanderlust? Or at the Oscars?

By the way, am I the only one who thinks there’s something off/weird/different about Aniston’s face? I can’t put my finger on it though – what’s different?

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Here are some photos of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at the Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards in LA Friday night. Nicole wore this black-and-white Collette Dinnigan dress which… I like? I think? You know how I feel about lace and stuff, but I think this black lace effect was done beautifully, and Nicole definitely does not look like she’s wearing a white tablecloth with a black lace overlay. Well… the belt helps. I’m a little disappointed that Nicole didn’t do a big bouffant, though. I was one of the few that loved her giant, Southern-style, teased-up look the other day, and seeing her on another red carpet with her hair down (save for one strand pulled back with a tiny clip!) is kind of boring.

I have a quick question – does anyone else think Nicole dresses too “girlie” for her age, or is that not a thing? Like, she’s not Zooey Deschanel, a 30-something woman who dresses like a 6-year-old on a sugar high. And it’s not like Nicole is dressing “too young” in the sense that her clothes are too revealing or too “young startlet”. But there’s something that I find too “precious” about Nicole’s red carpet style over the past year. Her style used to be so much more sophisticated and avant-garde, but now it’s just little lace dresses and frills and stuff. I’m guessing it only bugs me.

As for Keith – STOP FLAT-IRONING YOUR HAIR. Enough. You have the same hair as Cojo.

Shall we even discuss Nicole’s lips? There are a few photos where it seems like her bottom lip is a giant, immovable slug. I’m reminded of that photo Michael K just used the other day – go look at Nicole’s vintage, original lips, and then come back and look at her lips in these photos. Dear God.

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These are some new photos of Katy Perry during her first post-split red carpet appearance on Friday, in Las Vegas. The dude that she’s hanging on is Markus Molinari, a jewelry designer and one of the hosts of the charity event, which benefited Haitian earthquake victims. Bedhead has been covering a lot of Katy Perry news lately, including Friday’s story about Katy’s alleged cocaine use, and how that cocaine-soaked party lifestyle is one of the big reasons why Katy and Russell Brand split up. God knows if it’s true, but it has been interesting to see which stories Camp Brand and Camp Perry have been pushing in the media – it feels like both of them really want to come out of this divorce with public sympathy on their side. So, I guess it’s pretty smart for Katy to make her first red carpet appearance for charity, and to be notably “quiet” at the event:

Back in the United States to see friends and support a charity, Katy Perry strolled down a red carpet for the first time since her split with Russell Brand.

The singer rocked her blue hair and donned a cocktail dress with metal studs at the overnight Friday event for Givelove.org, which provides sustainable low-income solutions Haiti earthquake victims.

Markus Molinari, a designer for J. Molinari Jewelry, told PEOPLE that Perry was doing “amazing” and she was in town to support his cause because “that’s what friends do.”

At the event at the 1 OAK club in the Mirage Hotel, Perry hung out in a VIP booth and watched her pal Ferras perform.

“She was really tame,” a source said. “She was really just drinking a few drinks and chilling with her friends.”

Earlier, Perry went to Stack restaurant, joining a table of 18 and dining on steak, seafood and red wine and listening to another performance by Ferras on the piano. Perry was seen clapping, cheering and swinging a napkin the air.

The singer is back from doing shows in the Philippines and Indonesia.

[From People]

Obviously, Katy and Russell will both “bounce back” after the divorce. My prediction for Russell is a series of random, Gerard-Butler-style hookups with any girl that will have him, followed by a second marriage with someone on the sobriety track. Unfortunately, I think Katy is going to spend some time post-divorce spiraling out of control. Before she and Russell even split up, she announced that she was going to take some time off – I think she’s going to spend the next year partying, getting wasted and making some really bad decisions. We’ll see, though.

Oh, and Paris Hilton was at this event too – I’m including photos of her because A) Katy and Paris Hilton at the same event says a lot about the event and B) Look at Paris’s wonk eye!!!!!!!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

The last we heard from Heidi Bivens, it was being alleged in British and American tabloids that she and Jennifer Aniston had finally had a sit-down meeting. The details of the meeting were particularly hilarious – “sources” claimed that Jennifer wept as she played the pity party card once again, explaining how Angelina Jolie homewrecked her marriage and that was why she (Jennifer) could never break up another relationship. Except that it’s pretty well established that Jennifer’s affair with Justin Theroux began when he was still very much living with Heidi Bivens. Anyway, I don’t know if the meeting really took place (Heidi’s mom made is seem like it might have), but I do know that Heidi has been pretty classy about the way she’s conducted herself, post-Theroux. She’s only made a handful of comments, and when there’s any tabloid reporting on her, it’s of the “Heidi just wishes she didn’t have to see her ex and his girlfriend all over the place” variety.

So it’s definitely news when an outlet actually gets a real quote from Heidi. And it’s even better news when Heidi takes a moment to praise… ANGELINA!! Hahaha. Justin Theroux’s ex is Team Jolie. Of course.

No surprise here: Heidi Bivens is on Team Angelina! The pretty celeb stylist was thrust into the spotlight last spring when Justin Theroux abruptly ended their 14-year relationship (they lived together) and embarked on a high-profile romance with Wanderlust costar Jennifer Aniston.

Bivens made a rare red carpet appearance recently at the premiere of the film Here at the CORE: Club in NYC — and had high praise for Angelina Jolie, who’s been with Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt for seven years.

“I was super-impressed by Angelina’s dress for the Golden Globes,” Bivens told Us Weekly of the superstar’s jaw-dropping look at the Jan. 15 awards fest in Beverly Hills. With Pitt at her side, the actress and In the Land of Blood and Honey director, 36, stunned in a champagne satin one-shoulder Atelier Versace gown with a hint of red at the neckline.

With her naturally brunette hair in a blonde bob, Bivens wore a black ballerina sweater and black dress at the premiere, and also praised the Globes looks of Natalie Portman (“stunning!”), Laura Dern (“she’s a dear friend…she knows what works for her body) and Tilda Swinton (“she always looks like a million bucks!”).

When asked about her increased profile in the press thanks to her 40-year-old ex’s talked-about love life, Bivens demurred to comment. “There’s nothing to say,” she told Us. “I’m very content being behind the scenes and I hope to continue to do good work that people know me for and that it’s about the work.”

Insiders told Us that Aniston, 42, pursued Theroux in fall 2010 on the set of Wanderlust despite his long-term relationship with Bivens. “Jen wanted Justin and it didn’t matter that he was already with someone,” a source said.

Added a Bivens insider last spring: “It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup.”

[From Us Weekly]

It sounds like Heidi is a pretty low-key person, but I’m happy to see that she feels free enough to chat about styling and dresses with Us Weekly. Heidi is a stylist and costume designer – wouldn’t it be interesting to see her style Angelina Jolie? Jolie needs to fire her stylist anyway. Dear Heidi: please put her in something other than a sack dress.

By the way, Wanderlust comes out in less than a month, which means lots of attention for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and their relationship. Will Heidi choose that moment to really talk about what happened in her 14-year-relationship with Justin?

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

Simply take this as evidence of how slow it is this morning. In a few minutes, I’m going to be writing about Peaches Geldof too, so there’s that to look forward to. These are new photos of Nicole Kidman, out to lunch. She’s not in costume. Her big, teased up hairstyle is not part of some stereotypical “Southern” character. I’m not even sure if she’s currently working on any film, is she? Her IMDB says no – she’s got three films in post and nothing coming up.

I say all of that because these days, THIS is how Nicole dresses casually, when she’s out to lunch. This is her style. Do you hate it? My immediate reaction was going to be to hate on it, but as I really looked at the pieces of this look, I think it’s appropriate for her. It’s lady-like, somewhat dainty and fussy, but well-put-together. I like the idea of the trousers, but the tailoring seems off in the hips. The blouse is too frilly for my tastes, but I understand that Nicole loves these lacy, frilly things, and the stuff on the bust makes her chest look bigger.

As for the hair – how much would you love it if this was Nicole’s new hair style from here on out? I would love it. She lives in Nashville now (sort of), and it’s good to see some of “the bigger the hair, the closer to God” philosophy rubbing off on her.

I can’t see much of Nicole’s usually jacked face, so I’m declaring this outing a style “win.” I’m not even being assaulted by her lips (except for in that one profile photo). YAY for Nicole!

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Here are some new photos of Vanessa Paradis last night, at a dinner in Paris. God, I dislike this dress so much. This cut is completely wrong for a woman with small (or non-existent) breasts. It’s not flattering at all on her. Still no Johnny Depp around, although Vanessa claimed that the split rumors are “false”. I covered Vanessa’s comments a few days ago – I found her statements rather cryptic, but some of you yelled at me and claimed that we should just take VP’s denial at face-value, I guess. I don’t see Johnny Depp bending over backwards to defend his relationship, and I don’t see him rushing to Paris to be with Vanessa and save the relationship either. I do think there’s a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes, and if you told me Johnny was screwing around with other women, I would totally believe you.

Speaking of, In Touch Weekly has a story about a few of the ladies that Vanessa didn’t trust around Johnny. ITW claims that Johnny has been “secretly getting cozy” with his longtime publicist Robyn Baum, 47. Allegedly, Johnny and Robyn have been spending a lot of time together (maybe to work out a media strategy on how to handle Johnny’s breakup?), and Johnny publicly kissed Robyn at a premiere last year. But it just looks like a kissy-face thing between two professionals and friends, so whatever.

In addition to Johnny’s relationship with his publicist, Vanessa was also jealous/furious with his relationship with Amber Heard, according to In Touch. Amber and Johnny partied, dirty danced and flirted with each other a lot while they were making The Rum Diary, and Vanessa couldn’t stand it. Blah.

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These are new photos of Blake Lively at two events yesterday – one with Mayor Bloomberg of NYC, who made some kind of mayoral proclamation for Gossip Girl’s 100th episode. I guess they get special attention because Gossip Girl is one of the few shows set in NYC that actually shoots in the city? Probably. And plus, His Honor just loves Gossip Girl. There are also photos of Blake (and Chloe Moretz) at the launch of Jason Wu’s line for Target. It seems like kind of a budget, down-market event for Blake, but I’m guessing she did as a favor to Jason Wu, whom she wants to develop a relationship with. I’m not really loving Blake’s Jason Wu outfit, though – it doesn’t do anything for her, or maybe I’m just not used to seeing her T&A so covered up. Who are you, Blake?

Meanwhile, the tabloids managed to find another angle on the boringness that is Blake and Ryan Reynolds. According to In Touch Weekly, Blake is totes jealous of Ryan’s continuing relationship with Scarlett Johansson:

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had their first big fight after she put her foot down over his still-close relationship with ex-wife Scarlett Johansson. Although Blake’s rep denies the fight, “Ryan said Scarlett will always be a part of his life no matter what,” says an insider, adding Ryan accused Blake of being insecure.

“She stormed out, furious!” the source claims.

After Ryan’s take-it-or-leave-it stance, Blake has been trying to set up a dinner with ex Leonardo DiCaprio out of revenge.

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

One, I don’t even think Ryan and ScarJo are even that close any more. I mean, they weren’t even that close when they were married, why start now? Two, Blake really doesn’t seem like the jealous type. She doesn’t seem like the girl who will “demand” that her boyfriend stop spending time with someone. Three, don’t even give me BLEO hope. I miss Bleo. Bleo is never going to happen again, is it?

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These are some new photos of Katherine Heigl at last night’s NYC premiere of One for the Money, the first (and hopefully last?) adaptation of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum-bounty-hunter series. I cannot even begin to describe how AWFUL this movie looks, or what a terrible casting choice Dame Heigl was for the Plum role. And here’s a telling sidenote: considering how Jersey-centric the stories are, did it not occur to anyone to do the premiere IN New Jersey?

But let’s just concentrate on how Heigl looked at the premiere – she wore this full-on Herve L. Leroux gown which… eh. It looks like a dress Heigl could have worn to the Golden Globes, and on the red carpet for her premiere, it just seems overblown. Too goddessy. That being said, it’s a pretty enough dress, and Heigl’s body looks good. Her styling is another matter altogether. What is Heigl’s consistent styling problem? She always wears way too much makeup, and her hair is always a grandmother-approved wreck. Plus, I couldn’t swear to it, but she looks tweaked to me. It could just be the shovel-full of makeup, though.

Let’s get back to the movie – how terrible. My biggest concern, though, is that it WON’T bomb. That it will actually make money and they’ll think about making another one.

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

This is a great idea for Kelly Osbourne – just always appear at events with Rachel Zoe, and Kelly will always look better by comparison. These photos are from last night’s benefit for the LA Gay & Lesbian Center – Rachel Zoe was honored, and the proceeds of the evening’s event went to benefit homeless youth services. Kelly was just there because… I don’t even know. I guess she said nice things about Rachel. Anyway, we need to talk about Rachel Zoe’s face, although I feel bad about saying anything, considering she was only out and about for a good cause, and because she was being honored for her support of the gay community. But why can’t someone (anyone!) talk to Rachel about what’s going on with her face? It’s not just her (alleged) coke-and-starvation diet. She’s got other stuff happening to her face.

As for Kelly, doesn’t she looks refreshingly young and adorable by comparison? I’m telling you, this is the secret! Just stand near Rachel Zoe, and you’ll instantly looks so much cuter. I don’t even mind Kelly’s lavender hair here – her styling is so much better in casual/business appearances than on formal red carpets.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

When I first saw this hideous gown that Madonna wore at last night’s NYC premiere of W.E., my first thought was that she had probably picked out the ugliest thing she could find from Dior or something. Turns out, Madonna is wearing Marchesa. Of course. I should have recognized the ice-skater fugness. I guess it makes sense because Harvey Weinstein is really trying to make W.E. happen in a big way, and by association, he’s trying to make Madonna-as-Director happen in a big way. Thus, Madge wears Harvey’s wife’s hideous designs. But at this point, doesn’t it seem like Georgina Chapman is just trying to make the worst gowns possible, just to see who will go along with wearing them?

As for Madonna’s face… rough. In the past few months, I’ve kept saying that Madonna looks better, that her chicken cutlet cheek implants have finally settled, that she doesn’t look so crazy anymore. I take it all back. She still looks crazy.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame.