All that hard living has taken a toll on Lindsay’s looks. Maybe it’s the bad makeup, but she looks worn out and aged to me. Lindsay needs a detox and some down time to regain her youthful beauty.
Lohan was photographed outside a Golden Globes “suite,” which probably means swag party, yesterday. There are also pictures out now of Lohan running with a cigarette in her hand. While her face is looking riough her body doesn’t seem to be suffering. Everyone is asking where’s the appendectomy scar, but I found a bulletin board with these photos that credits them as being taken on 12/30, before her quickie operation. That makes sense because The Mirror recently ran a story saying Lindsay was seen running with a cigarette in hand in Miami.
I was watching the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, (not that I recommend it as I find him kind of hoaky) and LL Cool J was on. He has a new workout book called “LL Cool J’s Platinum Workout” that he says is about being the best that you can be. People assume there’s some trick to getting buff or that celebrities are fit because they have so many advantages, but LL said that it just takes work. I was impressed with how genuinely enthused he is about fitness, and all of the positive things he said. He said working out helps you think better, makes you feel more confident, and helps you do better at any job. It gives you energy that you can tap into to achive your goals in life.
LL is really ripped, and he doesn’t take steriods and that’s what his book is about. In another interview that I found online, LL says the book is not about quick fixes, and tries to help people make lifestyle changes that last:
It’s about correct form. It’s about meal plans as opposed to diets. It’s a lifestyle book. I think that’s what separates it from all these quick fixes. You have all of these books that promise great abs in 30 seconds, that promise that you’ll be in shape in three easy weeks. You see the results when you see me. I’m a walking billboard and a living witness to the fact that everything in this book is real; it’s really been done.
It’s aimed at people who want to be in shape or people who want to change their lives. There is no age, there is no demographic for fitness — fitness is for everyone…
Once you have a roaring flame, it doesn’t take as many logs to keep it going. At this point, I’ll sit down and eat ice cream and have some apple pie. But I’m also working out all week, and I’m in shape and still burning fat. It’s a little different from someone who maybe feels like they are 15 or 30 pounds overweight. They can’t cheat yet. Once you get to a certain point, you can kind of live a little bit, and that’s a good thing. My focus is on getting this book out there and benefiting as many people as I can with it. I’m so excited about my book that I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t think of anything else.
LL has one more album coming out with Def Jam, and was the first artist signed to the label when Russell Simmons started it. He has the last album under his current contract due in April of this year.
Although he didn’t talk about it on the show, he recently gave a generous gift of custom made cribs to P. Diddy’s twins. Diddy had the $2,250 cribs on his baby registry.
There are tons of Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures from last summer, but she’s in the water in these latest candids in a poll in Miami and doesn’t seem too eager to get out and show off her body. Lohan is just a little heavier than usual, and although she still looks great she’s not as fit as she once was and can’t pull off wearing a shirt as a belted dress. (Although no one could pull off that look, so that’s not a fair assessment.)
HATS off to Lindsay Lohan whose New Year resolution is to take more exercise - though obviously not to quit smoking!
The actress was snapped in revealing sportswear, fag in paw, on a jog in Miami. Last year the wildchild actress was anything but healthy so it’s nice to see her back on track.
A pal said: “Lindsay is getting into shape after complaining that she’s been looking bloated after the festive season.” Not too bloated from here.
Yeah, all they did was see some pictures and make up that quote.
Lohan was spotted chatting with her ex, cad Wilmer Valderrama, on New Year’s Day, fueling speculation that they might get back together. Rumor has it that Wilmer is back with cutie Mandy Moore, though, and chances are he was just being friendly with Lindsay.
Penelope Cruz looks effortlessly gorgeous leaving a dance studio in Hollywood last Friday. She was recently nominated for a best actress Golden Globe for her role in Almodovar’s Volver, for which she donned a prosthetic derriere. Advance buzz is that she’s going to be nominated for an Oscar too. One person rooting for her is her super-fit ex, hottie Matthew McConaughey. He said, “[Penelope's] going to get an Oscar nomination - or she should. She’s incredibly excited about that film.”
Eight year-old Bindi Irwin has a busy schedule coming up. She just released a children’s exercise DVD that she made with her dad. She also announced that she’s going to tour with the Wiggles next month. Oh and she has a TV show coming out early next year.
Her mom was said to be worried that Bindi was carrying on so well after her famous father, Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, died and took her to a therapist. The therapist said that was dealing with the grief in her own way and that she was well adjusted.
Here’s the promo for Bindi’s kid’s exercise DVD with moves inspired by animals. My son loves dancing and would probably jump around to it for a while.
The eight-year-old daughter of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, announced on US television overnight that she would perform the concerts in Los Angeles and New York.
The young wildlife warrior promised her high-energy show, called Bindi and The Crocmen, would have Americans on their feet.
The Crocmen are three men who will perform alongside her.
“We’re doing some dances which will be really fun because all the people get to get up and dance along with us,” Bindi told US morning TV show, Good Morning America, today. The concerts are part of the annual G’Day USA: Australia Week 2007 festivities being staged in Los Angeles and New York in January to promote Australia to Americans.
Bindi’s father had been a great supporter of the festival in past years.
With Bindi performing on the same bill as The Wiggles, the tickets, on sale for up to $US65, will be hot property.
Incorporated into Bindi’s act will be an animal show in which she will be joined on stage by her mum Terri and her dad’s “best mate” and Australia Zoo Director Wes Mannion.
Yellow Wiggle Greg is ill with orthostatic intolerance from an unknown disorder, which makes him light-headed and dizzy. He has bowed out of the famous Australian kids’ group, and is being replaced by his understudy.
Bindi also incredibly has a TV show coming out, Bindi the Jungle Girl, that will air in the states early in 2007.
I guess if eight year-old Bindi wants to do all this, more power to her. It just kind of screams cheesy to me for Bindi to put out an exercise video, to tour with the Wiggles, and to star in a TV show. Shouldn’t her mom be trying to balance her performance schedule so it’s not so hard on the elementary student? From what I understand she taped most of this when her dad was alive, but it still seems like too much for a little girl.
Right now I kind of look like Jennifer Garner in these pictures. My hair is dirty and pulled back all messy, I’m wearing similar glasses, and I have on sweatpants and a sweatshirt. I am sitting in my house blogging though, and I plan on taking a shower and putting on some gloss and mascara before I go out later. That’s not to say I haven’t gone out like this before. Garner is so refreshingly mom-like that she seems to have redeemed herself for complaining about her gorgeous body. (In what some commentors pointed out was an older interview before she got super fit again.)
She could put on some nicer clothing next time, but who cares? Garner is dressed normal while she’s out for exercise with her daughter and that’s pretty cool to see. Better she should go out with her baby in some mildly unflattering clothes and a bra than show off her mommy parts while leaving her child with the help for days at a time.
Jennifer Garner claims she’s in the worst shape ever and that her trainer is ashamed. I know she’s just trying to be honest and make the rest of us feel better, but she’s not doing herself any favors by making it sound like she’s a size 12, not a six. She says “Oh, it’s more like an eight,” but look at her - she’s a small six.
She seems to be a little embarassed by the old rumor that she was pregnant when she didn’t shed her baby weight right away and was spotted out in floaty tops. I’m sorry for perpetuating that rumor, especially now that she feels compelled to tell everyone how out of shape she is while denying that she’s pregnant again. Garner, come on, you’re hot.
“I’m in the worst shape ever,” the size 6-8 (”definitely more an 8″) actress, 34, tells Elle magazine in its January issue. “My trainer just shakes her head and says, ‘This is a disaster.’ ”
Though she kicked butt as the star of Alias and Elektra, these days, she says, “I am as physically unfit as I’ve probably been in my whole life. It’s such a horror in front of the mirror with no clothes on.”
Lifting her sweater to reveal her midriff, she says, “You still have that little bit of extra skin, know what I mean? But still, it’s enough for people to think that you’re knocked up.”
She adds: “No, everyone calm down. Nobody’s pregnant” – although Affleck recently told Ellen DeGeneres he would love to have more kids.
For now, Garner has her hands full with one baby. Violet “is saying ‘ee-i-ee-i-o’ – and ‘mama!’ ” boasts Garner, who says having a baby didn’t wreak havoc in her marriage.
It’s possible this interview is from like 6-8 weeks ago when she was maybe seven pounds heavier, but still I wish I was in as bad shape as Garner. I can relate to what she’s saying, and in a way it’s nice to know that even super-fit Hollywood moms are insecure about their bodies. On the other hand it kind of makes me feel like crap. She does deserve a lot of credit for doing it the right way and not getting super-skinny right away.
Here are cute pictures of Jen and Violet celebrating Violet’s first birthday out at a restaurant with the nanny. She was out at Amici in Brentwood and gave some presents to Violet there. Ben was not out with them, but they probably had another celebration with the whole family back at home.
Matthew McConaughey was snapped working out on one of Australia’s Gold Coast beaches, where he is filming “Fool’s Gold” with Kate Hudson. McConaughey recently said that he grew his unkempt beard for his role in the film. McConaughey and Hudson play divorced treasure hunters who just about give up their search for a huge fortune when one promising clue brings them back together.
There was a rumor a few months ago that McConaughey was making a men’s fitness DVD which would focus on outdoor exercises and a healthy lifestyle, but nothing seems to have come of that.
Madonna’s human cargo may have arrived early in the morning on 10/17, but she had plenty of time to take off to go to pilates class that day. She couldn’t be bothered to hire a trainer to come over to her place so that she could avoid the publicity of going out to the gym. She could have even popped in an exercise DVD or ran on one of the many treadmills scattered throughout her mansion. Instead she had to follow her workout routine and give the paps more fugly pictures to print. What a great mom she’s going to make.
(In case you haven’t noticed, I enjoy stirring up controversy. Obviously I don’t like Madonna, but whether I personally vilify her or not for handing off her precious half-orphan to a nanny so she can go to the gym on his first day in London is up to debate.)
In other news, TMZ is reporting Britney Spears plans to drown Kevin’s little star. Britney Spears has targeted her husband Kevin’s album release party at the end of this month to make her return as the svelte, sexy young starlet we once knew — and a source close to the family tells TMZ that she’s enlisted a small army of nannies, trainers, and nutritionists to put her through her paces to make sure she’s looking her best.
According to the source, Brit has hired a nanny for each of her sons, and is constantly in the gym “for hours at a time,” working out feverishly to shed all the extra poundage she put on while having two babies in 13 months — and indulging her penchant for Taco Bell gleefully and often along the way. “She really wants to make a huge splash at Kevin’s release party,” says our source, “and she totally wants to outshine Kevin and announce to the world that she’s back.”
Let me put in another unpaid plug for Best Shape of Your Life, because you can drop weight quickly in less than three hours total a week - including cardio - at the gym. It’s all about eating right and lifting heavy weights to shape your body quickly.
Britney would work out for hours on end, though. She doesn’t seem to quite get the concept that you need to cut calories too and that mocha frappuccinos are fattening. Let’s hope that she’s hired good people and that she’s not sabotaging her efforts by trying to do too much too soon. There was a rumor that she had a tummy tuck after SPF2’s (?) birth, and that could have been true.
When Halloween rolls around we’re set to find out if Britney had a boy or a girl, what the infant’s name is, and how fast Britney can lose weight. K-Fed’s album will undoubtedly be ignored at his CD release party as everyone talks about his wife and latest spawn, and that’s sure to piss him off.
The fake People covers featuring Britney were found on BreatheHeavy.com.
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LL is really ripped, and he doesn’t take steriods and that’s what his book is about. In another interview that I found online, LL says 
