Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and her family spent the week between Christmas and News Years at an exclusive resort in Los Cabos , Mexico. The former stars of Friends and the pop music singer spent a relaxing week in the sun along with Courteney’s husband, David Arquette, and their two and half year old daughter, Coco:

Friends stars Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox enjoyed a tropical holiday in Mexico during the week between Christmas and New Years, Star has learned. Singer Sheryl Crow went along with the two BFFs, as well as Courteney’s husband David Arquette and their daughter Coco, who’s now 2 and a half years old. “They flew into the Los Cabos airport on Dec. 27,” an insider tells Star. “They were shuttled to their resort in a new, luxuriously Chevrolet Suburban. They stayed at the posh, five-star resort, Esperanza.” The resort is a luxurious, top-of-the-line Auberge hotel, known for its plush amenities, fantastic location on the gorgeous turquoise Sea of Cortez, and high level of guest security. Both Jennifer and Courteney have vacationed in Los Cabos before.

Aniston recently beat out her nemesis, Angelina Jolie, in a Parade magazine poll of best celebrity bodies. Aniston came in second to Jessica Alba, with Beyonce in third. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were voted top celebrity mother and father.

Advance buzz on Cox’s new show on the FX Network, Dirt, is mixed. Cox plays a ruthless tabloid editor with conspirators that include a schizophrenic paparazzo. Some reviewers claim the show isn’t fun enough and can drag at times. Dirt premieres Tuesday night at 9:00 PM.

Here are some older pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a top that clings to her nipples. Chances are you’ve already seen these pictures, and/or have already glimpsed Aniston’s nips on Friends.

Ok, let’s face it we have all been thinking the same thing, “How can Britney possibly be spending quality time with her kids if she’s always drunk and hungover?” Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, new BFF’S have been spotted out on the town together in Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

Paris recently defends Britney on her MySpace.com page,

“Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her behavior and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me.

“For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her. She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

“Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them ‘bad parents.’ She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind. Love, Paris.”

Source-Wenn via Source

Update from Celebitchy According to Page Six, Britney and Paris are no longer BFFs after Britney’s people told her to stay away from Paris and concentrate on her career. She seems to have gotten the “stay away from Paris” part right at least.

Adam Brody was flirting up a storm with Ashlee Simpson at a recent event. Adam is newly single and has been hitting the LA hot spots with his friends after splitting with gorgeous O.C. costar Rachel Bilson. This news from Star makes it seem like he was being flirty with Ashlee, and they were probably just talking, but maybe these two will hook up at some point:

Adam Brody, 27, and Rachel Bilson, 25, are officially over. Adam was spotted with Ashlee Simpson at the Volkswagen Tiguan Concept party in L.A. on November 28. A source tells Star, “Ashlee was giggling up a storm, like she really loved all the attention.” The two seemed infatuated with one another; Brody couldn’t keep his eyes off of her!

[from the Star Magazine e-mail newsletter.]

I might call these two the new couple of Adam couldn’t keep his hands off Ashlee, but maybe he was just staring at her because he was amazed at how much her face has changed recently.

Meanwhile Star also says that Ashlee and Lindsay have made up after their public spat over scumbag Wilmer Valderrama. Lindsay was said to have made sure Ashlee and sister Jessica didn’t get into an MTV party she was hosting. Ashlee later said on The Charlotte Church show that she has a song called “I didn’t steal your boyfriend” which is dedicated to Lindsay. (Part is 2:30 minutes into video clip on the linked post.) Now Ashlee and Lindsay were seen arm and arm on November 9th and Star calls them the latest frenemies. (That’s such a popular word lately although it seems like I just learned it last week.)

Here is Ashlee getting takeout. Thanks to I’m Not Obsessed for these pics.

Britney turned 25 on Saturday and had a little paparazzi pow-wow at Mr. Chows. She danced in the window in a too-short dress to let everyone know that she’s wearing those overpriced knickers she bought. Earlier in the day she went to the zoo with little Sean Preston. (Jayden James has yet to be seen, and if she was a cult member you know I would have been all over that and calling it a conspiracy.) After her well-documented dinner she was said to have headed to Hyde nightclub. The paparazzi websites don’t have pictures of that yet, but Paris definitely wasn’t at the zoo or at Mr. Chows. Where was she?

Paris was said to have bought a bunch of shit at Kitson and Kitson kids on Britney’s birthday, but when did she give it to her? Paris wasn’t seen with Britney on her birthday as far as I can tell. Is she disappointed in her prodigy?

What happened between Britney and Paris? Britney looks kind of sad in some of these candids, and seems like she’s stepping out with the help again.

Here’s an only tangentially related and incredibly good old school video from Public Image Limited called Disappointed. This is what I listened to in college, and I saw Johnny Lydon perform it live in a small club in Buffalo, NY:

And here are a bunch of pictures taken on Britney’s birthday. Thanks to Celebrity Puke, Splash News and Flynet for these pics. X17 will not let you use shit.

Update: Paris was out at the same club as Britney on her birthday night, but all might not be well in their friendship. Paris went to the club separately with her own friends and did not start hanging out with Britney until Paris made it a point to go over to her and say hello. They did seem chummy afterwards, but did not leave together. Justin Timberlake was also at the club that night, and hung out with his own entourage.

Another update: Now TMZ is saying that they held hands all night and that Paris dumped Kim Kardashian for Britney. Who can keep up with these two?

It looks like planned vag jokes at the upcoming Billboard awards hit too close to home for ‘ol wonky eye. She pulled out of hosting the event at the last minute due to supposed loyalty to her new friend and crotch-baring comrad, Britney.

Paris Hilton won’t joke about her peeps.

The hotel heiress canceled an appearance at next week’s Billboard Music Awards because she didn’t like the jokes written for her, according to a spokesman.

“It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,” her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. “Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows.”

Mintz said Hilton received a script Friday that contained material she found “objectionable.” Representatives for Hilton and the awards show could not come to an agreement about the script’s content so she decided to scrap the appearance, he said.

If only Paris could have read a few scripted jokes about Britney’s hairless beaver, she could have effectively distanced herself from the four totally deliberate incidents. Instead everyone now knows that Paris coached Britney on how to slip a lip. Unlike Paris and her drunken exposures, Britney no-pants looks like a redundant amateur. Paris is a lousy teacher and she should be ashamed.

Now we’ll have to hear those jokes coming from that Frankenstein guy from “Everyone Loves Raymond.” Surely his delivery will be better than Paris ever could have managed.

Here’s Paris at VH1’s “Big in 2006″ awards, which airs tonight. She won for “Big Outlaw,” proving that DUI does pay.

Thanks to Viv and White Trash Mom for this story.

After crashing the Interwebs by posing with her legs open on four separate occasions, Britney topped it off by hanging out with vagina-naming Paris Hilton-castoff Brandon Davis, an heir to a once-significant oil fortune that turned out to be a whole lot of debt. Brandon crashed on Paris’ couch for a while this summer and seems like he was her fuck buddy. He stays in the spotlight with a combination of bombastic arrogance and luck.

On Wednesday night Brandon hung out with Britney after meeting up at The Roosevelt Hotel and they went out to a party together. Brandon might be still staying at Paris’ house as he was spotted leaving her place the next day wearing the same clothes.

It’s unlikely Paris is still diddling him, though. She was seen out in a late-night meetup with Stavros wearing a huge locket around her neck with the picture of the two of them together. Aw, cute.

As for Paris and Britney’s newfound friendship, it seems to have been replaced with Paris’ busy business schedule. She attended another even yesterday for Arbys or something, and has been seen out with Nicole this week. She probably wants Britney to know that she has to get her shit together if she wants to make it into her inner circle permanently.

Britney’s deliberate crotch slips have made it into the mainstream pop culture news. Friends and family are said to want to help her get her shit together, but she’s unlikely to accept their assistance. She once said that listening to advice was her greatest mistake. It seems she prefers to air out her nasty mistakes in public frequently, begging us all to display them for her. Paris could only take it for so long.

The header image is old from like last week, but I can’t find any newer pics that I’m actually allowed to post. Thank Perez.

Yesterday I ran a blind item from a questionable “lawyer’s” blog that claims that Lohan and Paris were once lovers and that’s why they’re fighting in public so much. Remember that myspace hack that allowed people to view comments on private profiles for a window of a few days last month? I saved most everything locally, and thanks to commentor Vix for reminding me that the person presumed to be Paris left a comment joking about a rendevous on what was thought to be Lindsay’s myspace.

In fact, the person said to be Paris was using a myspace icon with a picture of Paris and Lindsay together. Here’s what “BabyTink2″ said on October 17th:

its so sad our secret rendezvous at sky villa saturday is out i think we managed to keep it well hidden considering its now tuesday and its just starting to come out now we gettin good at hiding our love for each other bitch

She also joked around in Lindsay’s myspace comment section about needles and withdrawl, with someone who might have been Hilary Duff making a joke about Strawberry Nesquick:

BabyTink2 [maybe Paris] Oct 17, 2006 4:39 PM

will you hurry up with that needle bitch im gettin withdrawal symptoms lmao

fabulous [maybe Hilary Duff] Oct 17, 2006 4:36 PM

strawberry or banana and paris needs her needles back lmao

[I make no claims that these are actual comments by the people in question, so take it for what it is.]

Regardless of whether Paris and Lindsay were getting it on, they seem to have been good friends at that time since maybe-Paris was using an icon of the two of them together. Something happened that prompted their feud.

There’s this dubious “celebrity lawyer’s” blog that posts blind items that are getting picked up by Oh No They Didn’t. One of the blind items blatantly suggests that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were lovers and that Paris rebuffed Lindsay, leading to all their spats lately. Most commentors think it’s bullshit, but it would explain a lot if it was true:

DEVELOPING — BLIND ITEM OF THE YEAR — I keep trying to type this and I just cannot believe what the caller said. They definitely would know, but it is still unbelievable.

When this female celebrity (#1) is arguing with another female celebrity or two it has always been assumed that the argument pertained to boyfriends or some trivial matter.

As one of the female celebrities (#2) continues to go through personal problems, she is reaching out to friends with the story that she is involved in an on again and off again relationship with the other female celebrity (#1).

And that what started out as a laugh became love for celeb #2 while celeb #1 preys on those emotions and treats #2 as a plaything when she needs someone which is causing #2 to spiral out of control. — STAY TUNED –

This same blogger also caused a stir recently with a more difficult blind item about a female pop star who has been pulling a Milli Vanilli since 2000. I think it’s J.Lo, if it’s even true.

Regardless Paris and Lohan are off again, if you keep track of such things. Life & Style reports that they fought at Hyde on Monday night, with Lindsay confronting Paris right after she was making out with Stavros in front of everyone. Was she jealous perhaps?

Lindsay’s mom got involved and yelled at Stavros and Paris even fell down.

As a bespectacled Brit sat subdued in a corner booth for most of the night, Paris did what she does best: She made out with her boy toy of the minute, Stavros Niarchos, and fought with Lindsay, an insider tells Life & Style.

Shortly after Stavros embraced Paris, twirled her around and planted an endless lip-lock on her — the argument began between Paris and Linds, who has canoodled with Stavros in the past.

The girls screamed at each other until Britney stepped in to fix the situation with the promise of nicotine.

“Paris,” she told her new mentor, “let’s go smoke a cig and calm down.”

A crisis was averted — until Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, decided to stick her nose into the situation by strutting over to Stavros and cornering him.

Soon after, he stomped over to Paris, grabbed her by the arm and demanded they leave. But Paris wasn’t ready. She pulled her arm back, lost her footing and ate pavement!

At that point, the Lohans had had enough and fled out the back door. Soon after, Paris, Britney and Stavros did the same and returned to Paris’ crib, where hordes of paparazzi, police and a helicopter were all lying in wait.

And if there hadn’t been enough high school drama for one evening, Paris began chanting “Firecrotch” as she exited her car. She then capped off her performance with an expletive about Lindsay.

The timing certainly seems right for Lindsay to have been jealous of Paris and Stavros’ PDA. I read somewhere else that Paris called Lohan a “coked-out whore.”

Over the weekend Lindsay approached videotaping paparazzi to publically declare that Paris hit her with a drink at a party, but then later said Paris was “her best friend” and that people were “spreading lies.” It would not surprise me if these two were bumping uglies, but given how much I’ve seen of Britney and Lindsay’s girl parts lately I don’t want to think about it.

Britney Spears was supposed to host the Billboard music awards in Vegas with Paris Hilton next week, and their people were in negotiations for it, but Britney pulled out with no explanation.

Speculation is rampant that Britney has soured on Paris, but the more likely explanation is that someone took her aside and told her to get her shit together, put on some panties, and stay at home with her kids for a couple of nights. Making a scheduled public appearance with Paris will only remind everyone of the three separate sets of punane-baring pictures of Britney that are floating around on the web. (If you don’t believe me that she did it three different times, just look at the clothes she’s wearing in each picture series linked above.)

After nearly a week of clubbing, partying and shopping in LA with new BFF, Paris Hilton, Us has learned exclusively that Britney Spears has abruptly pulled out of co-hosting with the heiress on the Fox Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live on December 4.

“She pulled out,” confirms a source with Fox. “She didn’t give a reason.”

The source tells Us that Hilton is still a possible host despite losing Spears as a sidekick. Other sources confirm that as recent as this morning, agents for both Hilton and Spears were hashing out the final terms of the contract, but at 5pm today, Spears had backed out of negotiations.

“We really don’t know the reason. But we’re disappointed she backed out.” says a Fox source.

Brad Garrett, the big guy from “Everybody Loves Raymond” is the potential replacement for Paris and Britney, so it’s not like it’s a prestigious hosting gig. Paris may also host solo.

Why are all these lesser music awards using inexperienced hosts like Lindsay and Paris? Maybe no one watches them, but a 20-something celebrity known for her skill in partying and shopping is not a good choice to host an awards show.

Britney was seen leaving a restaurant on Monday night with a fur coat on and a wine glass in her hand before she got in her car and had trouble finding the ignition. She wore a yellow knit cap to hide her shedding extensions and had glasses on in a vain attempt to look studious. She was photographed at some other point that night with an orange tank top on and no bra.

Meanwhile Paris, Britney and Lohan are no longer the three slutsketeers after Paris and Lohan are said to have fought it out at Hyde Monday night. Paris is said to have told Lohan “you’re a fucking coked-out whore; don’t ever say you’re my friend again!” with Lohan leaving all upset.

Oh boo hoo. Go buy some more sex toys and get photographed again Lohan. That coochie-showing trick is completely old. Or maybe you could visit a library or a book store. That might be a good way to get some attention.

Britney actually stayed home last night, Tuesday, as none of the paparazzi websites have pictures of her out. Or maybe they were all too freaking tired to keep up with her.

Here are photos of Paris, Britney and Lindsay on Monday. Lindsay is seen with a pair of $1,000 diamond-studded handcuffs since the help is so unreliable at keeping her men by her side. Pictures from Splash News Online.

Rachel Zoe issued a response to the news that Nicole Richie fired her as her stylist, basically saying that they’re no longer friends. She kind of couched it in a lot of flowery PR-speak, so it’s hard to tell, but there are some mild disses in there:

Rachel issued the following statement to TMZ: “There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.”

Nicole wasn’t having that, and she posted the following “blind item” on her myspace, basically saying that Zoe has an eating disorder and has tried to make it seem as if Nicole is the one with the problem, not her:

BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…

[via ONTD]

I really like the way she wrote that “whispers her order” and “deathly disorder.” She spelled publicist wrong, though. She would make a decent blogger.

Rumor had it that Zoe was dealing drugs to her “girls” and that she encourages them to be stick-thin so that they’ll fit into the tiny samples she gets from designers.

Whatever transpired, Nicole wants everyone to know that she’s over it and that Zoe is the one with an eating disorder, not her. Get to a size six, Nicole, and maybe we’ll believe you.

Nicole is looking good, but maybe she does need some fashion advice, because this Beetlejuice outfit is just not doing it. At least she’s keeping it under wraps though, which is more than I can say for Paris’ other “friends.”

Pictures from HauteGossip.