This morning, I read a little item in Page Six about Sienna Miller reuniting with her alleged ex, Slinky Wizard (George Barker). It was an innocuous little report about the two of them shopping for vintage lingerie together, and how it looked like Sienna and Slinky were still together, despite the reports that they had split.

That was fast! Just days after Sienna Miller reportedly gave DJ Slinky Wizard the kiss-off, the PDA-friendly couple was shopping for vintage (but never worn) underwear in SoHo. Our spies caught the Broadway beauty and the Brit disc-spinner (real name, George Barker) snapping up the old-style undies, a “Heart Print” crop top and other items at Only Hearts on Mott Street yesterday.

“They seemed very much a couple,” said our snitch. “George was talking about how he was excited about their plans for the night.”

Last weekend, reports out of London had Miller dumping the Slink-man because she wasn’t up for a transatlantic romance.

“That didn’t look to be the case,” our spy said. And, despite seeming to be a bit behind schedule, Miller “was very pleasant and kind,” said our witness. “She left some pieces in the dressing room when she left and apologized to the staff for not bringing them back out to put on the selling floor.”

[From Page Six]

She tried on underwear and then left it on the floor of the dressing room? God, Sienna is so gross. Anyway, when I talked about Sienna’s alleged Slinky split earlier this week, I even noted that I thought there was a possibility that Sienna and Balthazar Getty could be secretly dating still. Now the Blathy has hit the fan! Michael K at Dlisted pointed out that Gawker has a source who claims that Sienna was actually with Balthy at Only Hearts, not Slinky. Gawker claims: “We don’t know who’s right, but our snitch says she also saw Sienna shopping at the Only Hearts store in SoHo, but she wasn’t with Nobody Beats the Wiz, but with Balthazar Getty. We don’t know who is right, and actually it is kinda hard to tell them apart.” Michael K even pulled a report from Pop Sugar (photos here)from earlier this week – where Balthy and Sienna were getting manicures together! Son of a…

Sienna Miller was in a shaggy coat to walk her dog Bess in NYC yesterday, but her company this afternoon was a little more unexpected — she was spotted getting manicures and massages alongside none other than Balthazar Getty.

The duo tried to go incognito and looked a little shaken up when they realized they’d been spotted. Sienna took off with Bess for another stroll, leaving Balthazar to head elsewhere in his Dodgers cap.

It was recently rumored that Sienna has officially parted ways from her Summer fling, George “Slinky Wizard” Barker, and Jude Law’s reps shot down whispers of their reconciliation. Sienna’s love life is never dull, but it looks like Balthazar’s back in the picture even if George and Jude aren’t.

[From Pop Sugar]

I totally believe that Balthy and Sienna are still together. I think they’ve always been together, and they’ve just been keeping their affair on the downlow because of all of the horrible press they both got. I think Sienna may have briefly dated Slinky Wizard, but her heart wasn’t in it, probably because there was too little drama. I can’t wait for Sienna’s next round of “f-ck off, I was naïve about Balthy” interviews. There’s probably even a topless vacation with Balthy in her future!

Here’s Sienna taking her dog for a walk in New York City this morning. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

It may be over for Sienna Miller and her utterly drama-less unmarried boyfriend, DJ Slinky Wizard, also known as George Barker. After spending some time making out and humping in front of photographers and various media types for a few months over the summer, Slinky seems to be out of sight and out of mind. I think this report originated in the British tabloids – Starpulse claims it’s source as the Sunday Mirror, but I can’t find the original report. Even though the sourcing is iffy, I’ve been thinking for about a month now that Sienna and Slinky are likely kaput. He hasn’t been in New York at all for her Broadway show, they haven’t been photographed together in a while, and Sienna can’t live without drama:

Sienna Miller has reportedly ended her relationship with British DJ Slinky Wizard – because of her work commitments in the U.S. The actress had been dating the beatmaker – real name George Barker – since July but recently moved over to New York for her turn in Broadway production After Miss Julie.

And it seems the pair was unable to maintain their romance with the distance of the Atlantic between them, according to Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper.

A source tells the publication, “We had all hoped Sienna and George would be a long-term relationship. They always looked so happy together. But they realized it wasn’t going to last the distance with Sienna being out in New York with the play for the foreseeable future, so they agreed to part ways.”

“Long-distance love isn’t something they were prepared to do and it was a mutual thing that they decided to part. They’ll remain pals and who knows what the future will bring?”

[From Starpulse]

There are several interesting aspects of this report – mainly because Sienna never stays single for long, and because of who she’s been hanging out with while in New York. While I had fears that she would get her claws into a very married Jonny Lee Miller, it’s now looking like Sienna has been trying to get back with Jude Law, her one-time fiancée. Reports have been surfacing that Jude and Sienna have been spending time together in New York (where Jude is also doing a play). And Sienna The Drama Queen is returning to weep energetically in front of the paparazzi. What does it all mean?

The pressure of acting on Broadway a block away from ex Jude Law is apparently getting to Sienna Miller. The beauty got teary on the street when the paparazzi asked her about Law as she walked her dog in the West Village Thursday morning.

A spy said, “Just before she got home, she had an outburst, told the photographers to [bleep] off and burst into tears.”

Law’s rep has denied reports he and Miller were rekindling their romance. They broke up in 2006 when Law’s affair with his children’s nanny was revealed.

[From Page Six]

You know who has been left unmentioned? Balthazar Getty. I still think Balthy and Sienna are at the very least still in contact, still loosely “dating”, but that’s just my theory. Balthy gave a quote to OK! Magazine recently where he was asked about Sienna. Balthy said: “It’s very difficult when you read about your own love life. It’s hard to have to share that with the world.” Sounds awfully… current, doesn’t it? So, if I was putting money on this, I’d say there’s another topless vacation with Balthy happening at some point, but there’s also a possibility of a drama-filled reunion with Jude.

Sienna Miller is shown taking her dog for a walk in NY on 10/3009 (black purse; Credit: Pacific Coast News, and on 10/29/09 (red purse; Credit: Fame Pictures

Sienna Miller was spotted with her new boyfriend of one month, George Barker, a.k.a. DJ Slinky Wizard, over the weekend. They went to the U.S. Open and seemed very low-key. George is a hottie, yes? He’s got a lovely face, nice smile. What the hell is wrong with him? He’s not married, he doesn’t have any drama that I can find. Is it possible Sienna found herself, by accident, in a drama-less relationship with a good looking, normal, nice guy with no baggage? How is this possible?

British sources are claiming that Sienna and George have already been doing the meet-the-parents stuff. A source told The Bosh, “Sienna and George are really quite besotted. They haven’t been dating for long but decided to just go for it and get away for a sunshine break. Sienna and her step-sister Natasha had organised a surprise 50th birthday for Kelly [Sienna‘s stepmother], and Sienna invited George along too so they could meet informally over a few glasses of champagne…. He seemed pretty nervous about meeting the family but it went really well, and he was utterly charming to everyone.”

The Bosh also reports that singer James Blunt was all over Sienna, but that she rejected him. “James Blunt didn’t realise Sienna was spoken for and seemed keen on getting to know her better – until George got wind of it, and swooped in to rescue her.” Wow… you mean Sienna didn’t go off in a corner and do tequila shots with James Blunt until everything escalated into an orgy? Shocking. Sienna has totally changed. Is it weird that I think Sienna will dump him for someone with issues very soon? It’s coming…

Meanwhile, Sienna is New York because she’s gearing up for her Broadway debut in After Miss Julie, with Jonny Lee Miller. Sienna has been making some noise here and there about making this temporary stay in New York a permanent one – a source told OK! Magazine UK that Sienna is hoping for a fresh start in New York, and is “looking to buy a three-bed place.” Sienna thinks the New York press will be nicer to her than the British press – and she’s probably right. Sienna was born in New York, and she claims, “I think you always have an affinity for the place you’re born…To be on Broadway was an absolute dream, since I was little. I always wanted to do theatre.” I really, really, really hate to say this, but I’m totally worried that Sienna is going to end up having a fling/relationship with Jonny Lee Miller. He’s just her type – married, a father, and full of drama.