These are photos from a few weeks ago (that I’ve sort of been dying to use but needed an excuse) of Rob “Prefontaine” Kardashian prowling London with his new lady, Naza Jafarian, about a week after we covered his alleged escort fetish, which was supposedly a way to trick himself out of missing Rita Ora. This kid is such a mess, isn’t he? And his girlfriend looks to be very fond of heavy-handed makeup application.

The weirdness doesn’t end there because Rob has spoken with Ryan Seacrest as part of a Kardashian Klan special, and god only knows what possessed him to talk about how sad he is about his vanishing wang. Say what? Well Rob calmly explains that his recent weight gain (40 pounds in 2 months) presents another challenge besides the obvious health and image considerations. That is, Rob says that his little Kardashian looks much smaller now since he’s a bigger guy. Hey, dudes out there … is this a thing? I would think that wangs don’t exactly “disappear” unless one gains a great amount of weight, say, in the hundreds of pounds. Also, I can’t believe Rob is actually admitting this to poor Ryan Seacrest. This has got to be one of the weirdest interviews Seacrest has ever had the misfortune of conducting. Here we go:

Rob Kardashian isn’t keeping up with the slim and fit physiques of his sisters.

On last night’s E! News special “Ryan Seacrest with the Kardashians” Rob revealed the shame he feels about his body after gaining weight. “Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry,” the 26-year-old reality star told Seacrest. “My p-nis looks so small now.”

The pressure of being part of a beautiful family that is under the media spotlight has definitely gotten to him but he still managed to joke about the situation. “The upside is, every time you lose 10 pounds you gain an inch on your p-nis,” he added.

Aside from his battle with weight the young Kardashian has seriously struggled with finding the same level of fame as his sisters. “There’s a lot of haters in the world,” he confessed.

Launching the sock line Arthur George has given Rob individuality from the reality show pigeon hole he often finds himself in. “I really like socks,” he explained. “Now that’s turning into boxers and pajamas. I’m excited to have a niche.”

While he continues searching for his rightful place in the world among a star-filled family Rob said thrives on the support he receives from his entrepreneurial mom Kris. “Four in the morning is when she starts,” he boasted.

[From E! Online]

Somehow, I’m not surprised to learn that Kris Jenner is raring to go at 4:00 am. She’s probably just putting down the bottle at that point, so why not just keep going? At that hour, she has plenty of time to practice cheering for sock patterns designed by Rob. I guess we should congratulate him on expanding into boxers and pajamas at some point? Nah.

While I feel bad for laughing at Rob for his admission, I have to wonder what his motivations are in revealing this information. Surely, he must have a point unless he’s truly that dumb to not consider that he’s telling the entire world about his size issue. I wonder what Naza Jafarian thinks of her boyfriend’s “tiny little wang” confession. Maybe she just loves him for his personality and amazing sock designing skills. Or maybe not.

Photos courtesy of WENN

If there’s one thing in life that’s certain (besides death and taxes), it’s that Justin Bieber will never stop posting obnoxious photos of himself to his Instagram account. For whatever reason, he’s wearing a black Chanel ski mask (which he describes as “Channel“) in this latest addition to his online portfolio, and of course, this is the same weird vibe he gave off while wearing a gas mask in London before he started melting down. In addition, Biebs has posted some new shirtless selfies from the gym that are dated during the fallout from his Anne Frank scandal (“great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber“), and at least these photos aren’t quite as ridiculous as his famed “Selena cam” photo from last year, but damn, Bieber should wear a shirt at all times.

Speaking of Selena, I briefly mentioned the rumors that she and Bieber had reunited in Norway late last week, and those rumors are unfortunately true. Us Weekly reports that the two met up backstage after Bieb’s Oslo concert. TMZ adds that Selena travelled to Oslo specifially “on a mission to hook up,” and pointed us to this photo of the two lovers (above) looking quite pleased to be in each other’s company. Apparently, Bieber tweeted/instagrammed this photo and then deleted it. Man, this is like The Godfather III — we thought Selena was out, and Bieber just pulled her back in again. Here’s more from People:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s relationship appears to be back on — again!

The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.

“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells People. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”

While Bieber, 19, and Gomez, 20, split back in November, they have kept in touch. In late-March, the pop star was spotted visiting the actress’ Los Angeles home.

While a source told People at the time that Gomez was “becoming more and more comfortable with her decision [to split],” it appears she kept some good will for him. “She wants the best for him,” said the source.

Bieber will remain in Europe for dates on his Believe tour. His next scheduled show is Saturday in Copenhagen.

[From People]

God, this is such a bummer. Selena can clearly do so much better than this little brat who believes the world revolves around him and won’t even bother to pull up his own pants or be responsible with his own pet monkey.

If you’re looking for another reason to dislike Bieber, well you can look no further. His paternal grandfather, George, has spoken to the Sun from the squalor of his rundown cabin and says that Bieber has never offered him a dime even though he is disabled and can no longer work. The guy can’t even afford to fix his caved-in roof after a tree made a huge hole a few years ago. While there’s certainly no law that says Bieber should help his grandpa out, it’s obviously the right thing to do. Sadly, I’m sure this story will fall completely on deaf-douche ears because Bieber would rather keep posting shirtless selfies than ever truly help someone.

Photos courtesy of Instagram

Is there any doubt that Jessica Simpson is a hustler? She’s making the talk show rounds to promote Fashion Star, using her unique brand of low-brow gross-out overshare humor. Have we had another celebrity like this? I mean there’s Snooki, there’s Jenny McCarthy (who merges sexy with gross) and there’s Jessica, who just laughs and talks about how she doesn’t brush her teeth, use birth control, or try to hold in her farts. I’m not even exaggerating with her, she does all these things and it doesn’t even seem like she’s trying to be self-deprecating. She just thinks that it’s interesting to us and that it’s normal to talk like this during nationally televised interviews.

Anyway last night Jessica was on Jimmy Kimmel, where she confirmed US Weekly’s exclusive that she was having a boy. It was a mistake though supposedly, because she dropped it in a joke about “weiners.” That was so planned. I can’t even with this girl, so I’m going to just use Buzzfeed’s excellent compilation of the ridiculous things she said:

“I can’t believe I’m pregnant again.”
“I keep planning on getting married but then I keep getting knocked up.”

“Maybe I should go back to when I was younger I was a virgin before I was married. So maybe I should just completely reverse and stop having sex until Eric and I are married.”

“I would really like to stop being pregnant.”

“Yeah, I’ve been vomiting… The crazy thing is that I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous. Oh shucks! Well I guess told the world that I’m having a boy!”

“I just did it so crude, too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”

[From Buzzfeed]

Buzzfeed has the videos of Jessica’s interview if you’re interested, but those quotes pretty much say it all. She always says stuff like this, and now she’s taking it to the next level while using an “aw shucks” act to make it sound accidental. As I mentioned yesterday, I think this is going to get worse, especially when she’s promoting that sitcom she’s allegedly doing.

Here’s a clip of Jessica’s interview with Kimmel:

Jessica posted these photos on her Twitter recently:

Photos courtesy of WENN, Jessica’s Twitter.

Yesterday, we discussed Justin Bieber’s particularly ridiculous outfit in London. The ensemble was a thing of beauty, and those photos got wide play online, to the point where Selena Gomez was even reported to have seen the photos and “laughed” at Justin’s sad attempt at revenge-dressing. But Justin wants you to know that he only wore that outfit on a dare. Seriously, you have to listen to this because his story doesn’t make complete sense:

Dare to be different? Justin Bieber turned a lot of heads — and drew a lot of quizzical stares — when he stepped out in London on Tuesday, Feb. 26, wearing a bizarre ensemble that gave new meaning the term “flashy”: purple leopard-print harem pants, a black sweatshirt with illustrations of yellow and blue rolled-up bills, a bright yellow cap with all-over silver spikes, and two gold watches (one on each wrist).

The unusual look was the talk of the internet the next day. It even inspired an hours-long Twitter marathon from Lost creator Damon Lindelof, who posted joke after joke about the teen’s choice of headgear. (Among his many tweets: “The only excuse for that hat is to block Professor X from reading Bieber’s mind.”)

It turns out, though, that the crazy duds were just in good fun. Bieber set the record straight on Feb. 27, explaining that he had been dared to wear the outfit in public by a pal he calls “Ryan.”

“Ryan said you won’t go out in that, I said watch me,” the “Boyfriend” singer — who turns 19 on Friday, March 1 — wrote on Instagram, along with a photo of the outlandish getup. “Haha, too colorful. Next time I’m gonna wear a black hat.”

Later he added that the cap had been a gift from one of his Beliebers. “A fan did get me this hat so I’m glad I wore it,” he shared.

[From Us Weekly]

Did you catch that? It’s not like someone brought these crazy clothes to Justin and they were like, “I double-dog dare you to wear this.” Justin already OWNED THOSE CLOTHES. He was already wearing that ensemble in his hotel room. The dare was about wearing it outside. Also: I love that Justin’s complaint about the outfit was that it’s “too colorful”. Not that the leopard-print diaper pants are cray.

OK, and here’s the new Justin Bieber scandal. He performed in Birmingham last night and this is how he returned back to his hotel – if I was the hotel manager, I would NOT have let him back into my establishment like this. PULL UP YOUR PANTS. Or stop buying diaper pants in child sizes. It’s time for some big-boy pants.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Last week, Kristen Stewart scored her first official role (in a film that will actually be made) since she got caught up in The Great Mini-Coopering Scandal of 2012. The film is called The Big Shoe, and as I said last week, it doesn’t sound like Kristen’s role is anything special. She’s basically playing “the girl” in a sort of weird black comedy, I think. Kristen’s costar (and the lead of the film) is Jim Sturgess, an actor I have occasionally referred to as “the Pillow-Weeper”. Sturgess is English, he’s attractive in that way that many English guys are attractive, and he gives off super-sensitive vibes. Like, he’s the guy who cries after sex. Thus, The Pillow Weeper. Now, Kristen has already shown that she has a type (if we’re just relying on Sparkles). So has Kristen found her jumpoff?

Kristen Stewart will soon be filming The Big Shoe with Hollywood hottie Jim Sturgess. Robsten fans may have a reason to be nervous — Jim possesses a lot of qualities that Kristen desires, and Robert Pattinson isn’t exactly a hundred percent sure he wants to reconcile with his Twilight co-star upon his return to the states.

A source close to Jim tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively, “Jim was in town last week for pre-production meetings on his new movie with Kristen and they got along really well! Jim is super shy and unassuming, he’s actually a lot like Rob – really polite and he has the cutest British accent. It’s quite posh, just like Rob’s. Jim and Kristen have major chemistry, they really seem to click. They were talking up a storm about England and how bad the weather is there. They talked about their dogs and music. Jim is a really talented musician, so they connected on that a lot too.”

Don’t worry! Jim has a girlfriend – Mickey O’Brien, keyboardist for the band La Roux.

“There wasn’t any over the top flirting or anything, but Kristen was enjoying herself, she kept touching her hair and she was laughing a lot. Jim has a girlfriend and Kristen is back with Rob, so it’s totally professional between them right now,” our source adds.

Kristen seems really set on reconciling with Rob and working on their relationship for the long haul. Of course, it’s all in Rob’s hands. He’s filming The Rover in Australia and once he returns, he’ll make a decision as to whether or not he wants to continue a relationship with Kristen.

[From Hollywood Life]

Hmm. It sounds like Jim was being a pro and Kristen was trying to show him her scorched biscuit in between biting her lip seductively. TRAMPIRE!!!

As for poor Rob and the terrible Twihardy situation in which their great love cannot be fully realized because of time and space and infidelity and angst and armpits and Australia and Mini Coopers… what I keep hearing are reports of how Rob is over it and Kristen wants to stay with him but she’s starting to realize that they’re not going to make it through this year. So she’s pulling out all of the stops by compulsively wearing his dirty underwear.

Kristen Stewart apparently thinks the best way to win back Robert Pattinson’s heart is through his underwear! Yes, according to a friend, Kristen has been wearing Robert’s boxers since he left to film The Rover in Australia and told her not to visit.

“Kristen is beside herself over Rob’s decision to step back from their relationship and has started wearing his old undies every day,” says the friend.

Ron is having a hard time getting over Kristen’s affair with Rupert Sanders, but she’s been bombarding Rob with texts and calls. The insider says Rob freaked out when Kristen tearfully told him about wearing his drawers.

“He thought it was creepy… Kristen’s clinginess has been a problem, and this is just a step too far.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Gross. Just… gross. I can’t even think of a reasonable explanation for wearing Rob’s dirty underwear. That’s just disgusting. And before you throw shade… remember, this is the girl who admitted in an interview that Rob loves to lick her armpits. They are just a gross couple and I wouldn’t doubt this for a second.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

At this point, I would ask if any pairing that Tiger Woods had was gross. It’s not about Lindsey so much as the fact that any woman who is naive enough to believe anything coming out of a man’s mouth whose history is so easily googled… I want to say “deserves,” but that’s mean, I should be magnanimous and say that no one “deserves” to get cheated on (or worse). Maybe “should have seen it coming like a freight train” is a better way to put it. Maybe Tiger has kicked the pharmaceuticals, maybe he blames all the hookers on temporary insanity which lasted up until he got so thoroughly busted, but still, how could you ever buy that excuse? There was a 21 year-old neighbor, there was a Howard Johnson’s manager, there were more than a dozen strippers, hookers and hangers-on who came out publicly, there was one hooker named Jaime and another named Jaimee for God’s sake!

But professional skier Lindsey Vonn doesn’t mind all that. She’s with Tiger now and she’s even introducing him to her family. US Weekly has a new story all about how Lindsey’s brother gave Tiger’s kids a skiing lesson, and how Lindsey took Tiger’s private jet after she suffered an injury during a recent competition. (That news came out earlier, but still):

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn may not be ready to talk about their relationship, but actions speak louder than words — and their actions say things are heating up. The womanizing golfer and Olympic skier have been linked romantically ever since November, when they were spotted hitting the slopes together in Austria, and months later, it seems they’re still going strong.

In fact, as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday, the undercover twosome have even spent time with each other’s families: Vonn’s brother recently gave ski lessons to Woods’ daughter Sam, 5, and son Charlie, 4. (The divorced golfer, 37, shares custody with ex-wife Elin Nordegren.)

Another sign of the hush-hush pair’s devotion? After Vonn injured her knee in an accident during the super-G at the Alpine Ski World Championships on Feb. 5, Woods sent his private jet to Austria to fly the gold medal-winning skier home.

The couple first met at a charity event in April 2012, but things didn’t get romantic until later that fall. “Their friendship slowly turned into a relationship,” an insider tells Us.
Indeed, neither Woods nor Vonn appears to be in a rush to settle down again. Vonn, 28, finalized her divorce from fellow skier Thomas Vonn just last month, and a source says she’s not worried about moving forward with her new beau. “She is pretty carefree,” the source tells Us.

[From US Weekly]

You’d have to be “pretty carefree” to date Tiger in any capacity. I hope she’s double bagging it. Here’s the thing – I can understand, on some very base level, a woman who works as a stripper or escort getting with Tiger, even after his scandal. It makes sense for someone looking to move up in the world, who struggles to make a living and has a low sense of self worth, to still go there. Lindsey is a well known professional athlete who is rich in her own right. She may not have a private jet or millions socked away, but she’s incredibly successful and well known. I’d heard of her and have seen interviews with her before this. She must have some serious defeatist tendencies to get with Tiger. Is the minor upgrade from “rich and privileged” to “filthy rich and privileged” worth all the heartache? How would you ever trust a guy like that, or would you just try and play it off like you don’t care and hope for the best?

Photo credit: WENN.com and PRPhotos

Well, it’s been a long time coming, but Madonna is on Instagram now, which makes sense because (as I’ve learned from Rihanna), Instagram is a great place to let one’s inner narcissist fly, and Madge has already made her living in that regard over a period of decades. Basically, Madonna and all of her previous image incarnations have been waiting for social media this entire time, and she’s just now figuring out that all that hard work of re-invention could have been done so much easier through the internet. I mean, look at what Lady Gaga accomplished as far as publicity goes. She started merely walking around in weird outfits, and the photos would show up online, and voila! Instant pop star. In contrast, Madonna worked very hard to build her career starting in the early 1980s, and now she’s just now realizing that she can upload her own selfies to the internet, sit back, and wait for stuff to happen for her.

Of course, Madonna immediately posted her first selfie of an intimate moment with a cocktail and a caption that reads, “Cheers motherf***ers! I’m on instagram.” That’s not even the start of her online classiness. Next up? A photo of Madonna’s sweaty cleavage accompanied by “Addicted to sweat !!!!!” Right. As if that one wasn’t planned out well in advance, but she sure seems to have a problem with exclamation points.

Here’s another Madonna self-portrait that’s actually kind of funny. The caption reads, “Im thinking of shaving my moustache!!!!”

So basically, Madonna has found a new way to drum up attention for herself, which I guess is better than srutting around in cheerleader outfits. This next one is kind of creepy, but it’s an older photo that was uploaded by a member of Madonna’s team last fall before Madge took over the account reins. The caption reads, “Accidental punch to Madonna during “Gang Bang.’” Now, I may have lost touch with Madge’s new music over the years, but that’s a terrible song title even by the tackiest of standards.

Photos courtesy of Madonna’s Instagram

Has it been a while since I’ve done a Justin Bieber story? It feels like a while, probably because I’m #TeamGomez and I’d rather talk about Selena in general. Anyway, Justin is out and about, promoting his new album (Believe Acoustic). He was in Miami yesterday, and the header photo comes from a “meet and greet” session he did with fans. This is what “newly single” Justin Bieber does – he gropes his fans. He cops a feel. He gets to second base.

Quite honestly, I’ve spent way too much time examining this photo, and from the coverage I’ve seen on other sites, there are mixed opinions about what is actually going on here. Like, is this girl underage? Some claim she is – although I think that face looks 20-something. And did she request that Justin grope her, or did he just decide that this would be the best way to “give back” to his fans? Is this assault? Or is it the start of a grand romance where Justin requires his fan-girlfriend to dress up like Selena Gomez before they have sex? Sigh…

As for his feelings about the actual Selena Gomez – Justin has written a song about the breakup called “Nothing Like Us” – you can hear the song and read more about it here at Billboard. Also, Justin is going to be hosting Saturday Night Live two Saturdays from now. That’s the Saturday before the Grammys – Justin isn’t going to the Grammys because he wasn’t nominated. In Justin’s Billboard interview, he also says that he’s going to be rooting for Chris Brown at the Grammys. Because of course.

Some photos of The Bieb in Florida yesterday. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Bieber Fever.

This is truly the Instagram generation, and Justin Bieber has given the world a legitimate laugh by posting a photo to his account that shows the world what it looks like when he actually pulls his pants up: “To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that.” I hate to say it … but the kid has a point.

Not that Justin’s social media habit is all good, of course, because he messed it all up in a very gross way by giving Instagram-obsessed Rihanna a run for her controversial money when he posted a photo of his own naked ass over the weekend. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t even dream of posting a photo of the Bieber ass here, but you can see it here in all its dubious glory if you’re morbidly curious enough to subject yourself to the Bieber half crack. Yes, I’ve seen the picture, and I’m now tortured by it in my mind’s eye. Why did Bieber do this to us? Surely, he had to be stoned to do so, and of course, he pulled the picture and is now laughing it off in the aftermath:

Justin Bieber is full of surprises. On the heels of his recent breakup with Selena Gomez and a headline-making marijuana controversy, the 18-year-old singer showed off his bare butt in an Instagram picture Saturday, Jan. 19.

Wear a black tank top, a baseball hat and aviator sunglasses, the “Beauty and the Beat” singer peers over his shoulder in the image. Bieber deleted the image shortly after it was posted to his official account, though it had already been liked more than 15,000 times and received more than 2,700 comments.

Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, joked about the picture via Twitter. “As a prankster you have to respect another good prank,” he wrote. “Only makes sense. #crackdealer.” Bieber’s succinct reply: “Haha.”

[From Us Weekly]

Should I be more amused or disturbed that the Bieber butt was “liked” over 15,000 times in the space of a few minutes? At least he didn’t deny that it was his butt, but Biebs showed very poor judgment by posting any nudity to a social media account that is followed by millions over tweens around the world. Bad move. He probably doesn’t care though and likely only removed the photo because his creepy manager told him to do so.

Photos courtesy of Instagram

I really thought we’d have at least another six months or so before reporting upon this type of story; that is, Tom Cruise supposedly has a new (and improved!) love interest after the ceremonious collapse of his ill-fated marriage to Katie Holmes. Speaking of which, Tom’s team was really pushing hard for us to believe that he and “Kate” were totally sleeping together while he was in NYC a few weeks ago to promote Jack Reacher, right? As for Katie’s side of the story, her team wisely ignored such tactics. However (and I admit this next development caused much amusement on my behalf over the weekend), Katie was photographed a few days ago wearing a puffy, blue jacket that strongly resembled Tom’s puffy, blue jacket, which has made several appearances of its own on the red carpet. Coincidence, or just a mutual case of bad fashion? I’m inclined to vote for the latter possibility.

Now for the real meat of this story, which is that Tom Cruise has “officially” moved on from the ashes of his third marriage with a new romance. Part of me wonders whether this mysterious new woman is really the same chick who served as his “escort” at a recent Scientology gala, and I also wonder if the CO$ has reframed her history as an ordinary restaurant manager, which is entirely plausible. After all, Tom’s next wife must not be traceable as a mail-order bride, and she definitely must not have prominent incisor teeth. Here’s the InTouch story with the proverbial money shot cover that shows Tom’s new “love interest,” and … doesn’t this woman look an awful lot like Nazanin Boniadi after the aforementioned teeth filing? Just saying.

In Touch can exclusively reveal that only six months after his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new woman in his life — brunette beauty Cynthia Jorge, a 26-year-old Queens, N.Y., native and NYC restaurant manager.

The 50-year old Mission: Impossible star was spotted “sweeping her around the dance floor,” of NYC’s Le Baron nightclub in the early morning hours of Dec. 18, an eyewitness details in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

“He was mesmerized by Cynthia,” the eyewitness dishes to In Touch. “She had her hair in a bun, wore tight black pants and looked gorgeous.”

The pair first met Dec. 16 at the Lower East Side hot spot Beauty & Essex, where Cynthia works as a manager. As Tom left the restaurant after a meal of sashimi and empanadas with business associates, Cynthia handed the superstar her card, a restaurant insider tells In Touch.

The bold gesture paid off: The next day, Tom called Beauty & Essex at least twice trying to track down Cynthia — and was “put on hold for a very long time!” according to the insider, who adds that when he couldn’t get her on the phone, the insistent actor got a message to her.

Less than 24 hours later, the duo — along with some friends — met up at Le Baron, where Cynthia huddled with Tom in a booth when he wasn’t pulling her out on the dance floor. “They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” a witness gushes. “Tom looked like a pro.”

And things weren’t totally G-rated. “At one point, they began grinding together,” the witness tells In Touch. “It was straight out of Dirty Dancing. Tom seemed to be in his own world, completely smitten.”

At the end of their night together, Cynthia was treated to one of the action star’s signature grand romantic gestures: Tom had made sure a private car was waiting outside the club to get her home safely. “It was obvious,” says the source. “He’s enamored with this woman.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

This is really gross, people. From what I can tell from my limited vantage point, this woman is either the next Mrs. Tom Cruise (after a top-secret ceremony at Gold Base) or she’s just a disposable red herring who serves as a masquerade for Tom’s next round of currently-ongoing, super-secret, Hollywood-starlet auditions.

Aside from the obvious disgusting factor here, does anything about this scenario remind anyone else of, say, Demi Moore’s recent behavior? After all, Demi has also been “grinding” on a 27-year-old dude and then dated a different 26-year-old guy. Both Tom and Demi are chasing a past that never existed, and they’re both doing so in a very embarrassing way. Of course, the obvious question here is this: Why don’t Tom Cruise and Demi Moore date each other? The answer, of course, is that they belong to different cults, and the CO$ doesn’t swing with the Kabbalah crowd. Otherwise, this could have possibly been a match made in Xenu heaven.

Photos courtesy of In Touch, Fame/Flynet, and WENN