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May 10
'06
Jessica Simpson takes off the wig


Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief now that Jessica Simpson has been spotted out again with her trademark blonde hair. The bad Tyra-Banks-esque hair Jessica was sporting at the ALMA awards was indeed a wig from her new collection, as she mentioned.

Guess her sister’s new flat nose wasn’t enough of a motivation to make a permanent change to her lovely blonde hair.

There’s a rumor that Jessica is going to star in a movie based on the Superbowl halftime “lingerie bowl”, but it sounds like b.s.:

Circulating around the web the last few days have been rumors that the pay-per-view special ‘The Lingerie Bowl’ which aired for the last three years during halftime of the Super Bowl is coming to the big screen – and purportedly will star Jessica Simpson and possibly Jessica Alba.

An unnamed major studio in LA is said to be bidding on the movie edition of the “Bowl” which would (we assume like its TV namesake) feature women clad in underwear playing football.

According to the emailed “exclusive TIP” (which is not so exclusive since at least two or three other news sources have reported the news), the movie will include “cameos from prominent comedic actors and former and current NFL stars.”

The movie, it is said, will have an “Alien vs. Predator face-off type encounter.”

We can only envision what that will look like – sign me up for that movie junket NOW!

Disclaimer: We don’t know whether the information reported above is true or not having come from an undisclosed “studio” and person who asked to remain anonymous.

Jessica also owns a $1.5 million condo in Vegas with Nick, and word is that they haven’t figured out who will get it in the divorce.

Here she is out at a Mexican restaurant in LA on May 5th and in NY on May 9th.

Pictures [via]

Posted in Hair, Jessica Simpson, Photos

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May 8
'06
Jessica Simpson’s new hair: is it orange or red? (update: it’s a wig)


Jessica Simpson showed up at the ALMA awards yesterday with an orange dress, orange skin, and a new orange hairstyle. If Ken Paves is responsible, she should break up with him next. She seems to be suffering from Jennifer Love Hewitt spring fever and we hope she’ll go back to her trademark blonde hair soon. What color is her new hairdo anyway? (Thanks to Oh No They Didn’t for pointing her new hair out.)

Jessica is said to be pissed off at her less talented sister, Ashlee, for copying her look and getting a nose job that makes her more closely resemble Jessica. Maybe she’s trying to go for a more unique appearance. No one would want to copy this hairstyle, that’s for sure.

We were all excited about the “secret” dinner meeting and supposed hotel trysts between Jessica and her estranged husband, Nick Lachey. That may all be a rumor, just like most of the news we report. Jessica’s representative denies that there was a secret dinner, but admits that the former newlyweds still talk on the phone.

Jessica is also said to have cut all ties with Lachey, calling him “toxic” after his tell-all interview in Rolling Stone. In Jessica’s book, that probably means she’s not going to call him for a couple of days.

Update: Jessica was wearing a wig that’s part of her upcoming line of hairpieces. Now that’s a good excuse:

Blonde bombshell JESSICA SIMPSON showed off a sassy new look over the weekend at the star-studded ALMA awards. She had smoldering, red hair! Our own KEVIN FRAZIER was with the A-lister to get the star scoop!

“It’s a wig!” she told Kevin on the red carpet. “I put eyeshadow on the blonde to hide it.”

In fact, the wig is part of Jessica’s new hairpiece line coming out soon, as reported by “The Insider”’s own MARC MALKIN on March 21.

Posted in Breakups, Hair, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey

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May 1
'06
Jennifer Love Hewitt is begging for a new stylist


Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt got her gorgeous black hair bleached blonde and cut short last week. She realized it looked bad, though, and seems to regret it:

She explains, “I chopped it off and dyed it another color. And then it will all go back. The hair looks good with some outfits and not good with others.”


Instead of just laying low and letting herself get used to it, maybe styling it differently, she dyed it a reddish color and got extensions put in.

J.Love - the way to cope with a bad haircut is by waiting a while. Unless the cut is lopsided, you are bound to make a rash decision if you change it right away! It does look a little bit better, but not much. Please don’t mess with it any more.

She appeared with her new hairstyle at the launch of the new Hanes ComfortSoft underwear on Saturday. Notice in the picture of JLove posing with the Hanes models that she is fully clothed. Of course she would have been a lot cuter with plain hair and in her undies too, especially since her orange dress is God-awful.

Posted in Endorsements, Hair, Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Apr 27
'06
Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to break up with her hairdresser


Jennifer Love Hewitt was seen with new psuedo-blonde hair in a blunt cut two days ago. She’s been sporting god-awful granny updos and a “Darth Vadar” helmet head and now her gorgeous dark hair has been replaced with a very bad blonde-ish flat blunt cut.

Please, JLove - break up with your hairdresser. He (or she, more likely) is incompetent. You’re such a nice person, you’re probably afraid of hurting their feelings and that’s why you put up with all those bad hairstyles. (”It’s not that bad,” you must tell yourself.) It is that bad, JLove, we’re sorry. You need to move on.

Update: TMZ has a video of Jennifer Love hewitt and her new hair shopping.

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