I can’t think of any celeb couples that are more ick worthy than Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin. Luckily the pair get relatively little coverage, so I don’t have to think about how much I despise them. I’m fairly certain I prefer Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt… actually it’s too close to call. But the Botox on this pair is absolutely indescribable, and I think their doctors are breaking some kind of laws with the amount of Botulinum they’re injecting into the pair. And don’t get me started on Rinna’s upper lip.

Unfortunately the chemically and plastically enhanced couple are going to be able to afford a lot of fancy new injections in the coming years – they’ve been given their own reality show.

Celebrity couple Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are ready to expose their lives to the cameras in an unscripted project for TV Land.

The network has ordered a pilot presentation of a project that would follow the lives of the husband-and-wife duo along with their two daughters.

The project is executive produced by Jason Carbone.

“Ever since I started here (in May 2006), I’ve been out in the marketplace looking for a celebrity couple with dynamic stories to tell, and when I met Lisa and Harry, it made sense,” said Keith Cox, TV Land’s executive vp development and original programming.

Should TV Land go forward with the project, said to have generated interest from a few cable networks, it will go straight to a half-hour series pickup targeted for a 2009 debut, Cox said.

[From the Hollywood Reporter]

Maybe it’s because I’ve never been able to get past their faces, but do Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin actually have personalities? I thought they were nothing more than needles and syringes. I know whenever I’ve seen either of them interviewed, they’ve come off as incredibly annoying. And Rinna’s been rocking those messed up lips for years without stopping – or even apologizing. And when you choose to make your face look like that, you really should say you’re sorry.

I can’t imagine that their show will be any good, though it might be semi-interesting in the train wreck sense. And if nothing else, both Harry and Lisa are good for making the rest of us feel better about our own faces. Nonetheless, I give it six episodes, max.

Here’s Harry and Lisa at the celebration of Los Angeles Confidential Magazine’s Men’s Issue at Craft on October 29th. Images thanks to WENN.

Now the fact that I take dance classes with Lisa Rinna will have no effect on this posting… unless she reads it and tells Louis Van Amstel to ’86′ my ass from class!

Harry Hamlin has always been a personal favorite of mine. I mean Clash of the Titans is an all time favorite and only because not just because he was in a loin cloth for the entire film. What I am thankful for about Mr. Hamlin, is even though he has been moving into voice-over work since being voted off Season 3 of Dancing with the Stars, he hasn’t gone the way of Jack Nicholson and THAT man’s shirtless body. I mean I get it: Harry Hamlin is 56 freakin’ years old. He must be so sick of hardcore working out (yes, Mario Lopez I’m talking to you. One day you too will get sick of working out unless you become like Jack LaLanne which is a horrifying thought in itself.), so at least we can see where everything is supposed to go on Harry, which gently reminds us of how sexy Harry is and was back in 1987 when he was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.

Now Liam Neeson, 56, here at “Club 55” (ironic) beach in Saint Tropez is another story.

Now I love me some Liam Neeson. High Spirits is like the best movie ever! (Oh and Schindler’s List too!) But I think here is a lovely example that it’s time to stop taking your shirt off my good Irishman. We’ve seen it already in The Big Man, The Good Mother, Husbands and Wives, Leap of Faith and frankly we saw all of it in Kinsey. In the words of Diana Summer and Barbra Streisand: Enough is Enough!

Talk about putting the HUGE in Hugh Jackman, NOW we’re talking! Can you believe he’ll be 40 this October! I’m sure this is still the body he had from the filming of 2009′s X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but being on the beaches of St. Tropez (with his adopted son Oscar Maximillian) with that body, could change this gay boy from saying ‘Oui-Oui’ in the south of France to having his wee-wee go north in the south of his pants… if you know what I mean.