Heather Mills fought tooth and nail for the £24.3 million she was awarded in her divorce from Paul McCartney. After the nasty divorce, where Mills said she needed more money to properly raise the couple’s daughter, Beatrice, Heather appeared pleased with the settlement. But $50 million doesn’t go as far as one would think when Heather Mills is spending it.

A source said: “Heather’s been moaning her money isn’t going as far as she thought, but she’s just burning her way through it.

“She reckons she has spent £10million since the divorce and still doesn’t have a finished house to live in. She hasn’t changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her.”

[From The Sun]

On top of all of that, Mills is asking McCartney to buy her East Sussex home she says she cannot afford to keep up. Paul feels his daughter is happy there and wants her and her mother to be able to stay there so is said to be considering it. Part of the money Heather has wasted away went to a large, million dollar, outdoor swimming pool at the estate.

It would probably be a wise investment for Mills to hire a financial manager. She seems to be spending wantonly, with no rhyme nor reason. A $5 million apartment in NYC, $12 million towards various improvements to various other properties, but can’t get the home, where she and McCartney want their daughter to be able to live, in order. It sounds like she’s a little manic with the money and can’t focus on the important things. Instead of making a home for Beatrice, she bought $1 million worth of vegetarian food for homeless people in New York. Sometimes it’s not “the thought that counts” in a gift, and using people who certainly can’t continue the eating lifestyle to promote it has no thought in it at all for the homeless. Mills could find herself among them if she keeps up the spending spree.

Heather Mills is shown out at the Ivy on 10/13/08. Credit: Bauergriffinonline

Heather Mills is coming out publically in support of PETA’s campaign to get Ben & Jerry’s to start using human breast milk to make their ice cream. PETA took up the cause after a restaurant owner in Switzerland announced his intention to start purchasing breast milk from local nursing mothers and supplement 75% of his cow’s milk usage with it.

The 40-year-old former model is backing a campaign by PETA to make dessert company Ben and Jerry’s replace cows’ milk with the controversial substitute to lessen the suffering of animals on factory farms and improve people’s health.

Tracy Reiman, PETA executive vice president, explained: “…The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense.

“So Ben and Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favour by making the switch to breast milk.”

[From Female First]

Mills has said before that we should start drinking rat’s, cat’s and dog’s milk, so which is it, Heather? In fairness, the quote was made to make the point that cattle are a large contributor of the “threats to the planet”, but the thing neither PETA nor Mills has been able to figure out is that extreme comments prompt little more than extreme criticism.

Like everything extreme PETA does, I know they don’t realistically expect the popular ice cream brand to make the change. There are some people who don’t have a problem seeing breast milk as a reasonable human consumption, but there are alot more people who are just flat out grossed out by the prospect. I don’t know why Ben & Jerry’s was singled out by PETA, or even ice cream, for that matter. How about cheese, or yoghurt, or butter? And does Blue Bunny get a pass? They have really good Huckleberry ice cream.

Heather Mills is shown out in NY on 8/22/08. Credit: Bauergriffinonline.com

Heather Mills does a lot of tacky and self-centered things. In fact, most of the things she does fall under one (if not both) of these headings. Combined with her apparent belief that she is better than everyone, the woman is generally intolerable. So what does she do to improve her image now that she’s moved to America? Well she offers to strip off her clothing for Peta. Though presumably the leg stays.

SHE HAS spent years trying to shake off her smutty image, now former glamour girl Heather Mills could be set to return to stripping for the camera – only this time for charity. Sir Paul McCartney’s ex-wife… has expressed strong interest in fronting a campaign for animal rights activists Peta (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).

A source close to the star said: “Heather prides herself in speaking up for those without a voice.

“She is a vociferous supporter of and has worked closely with countless animal charities including Peta and Viva! She is willing to do whatever it takes to get people to listen and stop abusing the rights of animals. She says she would love to pose for one of Peta’s campaigns.”

A spokesperson for the organisation said they had not yet been contacted by Mills and declined to comment on her suitability.

[From the Daily Express]

Heather, the last thing anyone wants to see is you naked. You are easily the least sexual woman in the world. I tried to think of other clichéd examples like Rosanne Arnold and Bea Arthur – and if I had to choose between the three of you, I would gladly make out with the other two first. Multiple times. If you do this, people are going to start eating more chicken to piss you off. In fact I have a vague idea what neighborhood you live in, and I think it’d be a really good idea for me to visit every single KFC within a one mile radius, just to be safe. I’ve been craving something that’s still attached to the bone *shudder*.

Seriously , Heather, I realize your heart is probably in the right place on this one, or at least a better place than normal. But you will save a lot more animals by keeping your clothes on.

Here’s Heather Mills serving up some vegan meat in the Hunts Point neighborhood in the Bron on September 20th. Photographer: Gary James. Images thanks to WENN.

No one knows how to ingratiate herself to those around her quite like Heather Mills. The famous hostess – known worldwide for both her warmth and Martha Stewart-esque hospitality – has gone out of her way to be just as considerate a guest. Only half those statements are sarcastic.

While Mills isn’t exactly known for her warmth, she actually has attempted to do something both kind and charitable, while sticking to her own values. Mills is a very vocal vegan. Upon arriving in New York City, she learned that the Hunts Point area of the Bronx had the highest rate of childhood obesity (and asthma) in the city. So instead of saying, “that’s too bad” and letting that be the end of it, Heather donated $1 million worth of vegan meat products to food programs. Which is actually pretty admirable. Though no one there has a clue who she is.

Heather Mills, who Saturday will donate $1 million worth of vegan food to programs in Hunts Point, drew blank faces from Bronx residents who were shown a picture of the diva.

In an informal survey, the Daily News showed Mills’ picture to 20 people in Hunts Point. While many had a hazy idea of who she was, nobody identified her by name. “Yeah, that’s the one with one leg or something,” said Lashawnda Floyd, 24, who recognized Mills from her turn on “Dancing with the Stars” but couldn’t recall her name.

Mills, a crusader against animal cruelty, chose to donate the vegan hamburgers and hot dogs to kids across Hunts Point because the area has the highest obesity and asthma rates in the city, according to the Hunts Point Alliance for Children.

Most Bronx residents were happy to accept her gift, even if they didn’t know who she was. Mills, who will be on hand Saturday in the Bronx to receive a Certificate of Special Congressional Recognition for her charity work, also is donating 1,000 meatless Bar-B-Que meals during an event to promote healthy living for kids.

[From the Daily News]

It seems like Heather’s probably trying to get some press, and I’ve got to give her props for going about it in a more positive, giving way than she ever did in the U.K. It may not make her as instantly well-known as some of her nasty drama did back home, but if she sticks to getting attention through kindness instead of bitterness, she could very well turn things around to an extent.

Here’s Heather Mills in Hunts Point earlier today. Photographer: Gary James. Images thanks to WENN.

Heather Mills and Michelle Elyzabeth

Heather Mills is suing mad. A truly shocking allegation indeed. She’s suing her former publicist Michele Elyzabeth for “breach of confidence and falsehood” that newspapers printed about her. Yes apparently the papers’ saying that Heather was a horrible person and generally sucks as a human being was not Heather’s fault for being said crappy person, nor was it the papers’ fault for printing it. It’s Elyzabeth’s, for saying Heather was “obsessed with money and fame.” Because no one thought that before she said it, right? So Mills is going to make it all right by trying to get half a million dollars out of the woman.

Heather Mills is suing her former publicist Michele Elyzabeth for more than £250,000 for breach of confidence and falsehood over newspaper allegations about the former model’s failed marriage to Sir Paul McCartney, the Daily Mail can reveal. Miss Mills, 40, mother to the ex-Beatle’s four-year-old daughter Beatrice launched the High Court Action against her former employee following Michele Elyzabeth’s claims that Heather Mills was obsessed with money and fame.

She branded Miss Mills as ‘having no heart’ and accused her of trying to smear her ex-husband during their acrimonious divorce earlier this year. Michele Elyzabeth, 58, worked for Heather Mills for four years until earlier this year, when the pair fell out. Miss Mills claims she sacked Michele Elyzabeth, after losing trust in her judgement, while her employee claims she resigned because Miss Mill was impossible to work for.

The claim for breach of confidence against Ms Elzabeth, who lives in the US, was issued the day after the first installment of her account of of working for Miss Mills was serialised in the News of the World. The case is being handled by renowned barrister Jonathan Crystal and is expected to be heard within the next eight weeks.

[From the Daily Mail]

Now I will admit that it’s probably never your smartest move to talk crap about Heather Mills. Whoops. But I have nothing she can sue me for. However Michele Elyzabeth dished about her to News of the World because Mills still hasn’t paid the $300,000 she owes her for work. I’m assuming Heather actually thinks she can get some cash out of her former publicist, or somehow negate her bill. Although considering her fundamentally self-righteous nature, maybe she’s just doing it to prove a point. The point being? She’s Heather Mills and she’s damn better than you, and don’t you forget it!

Seriously, the woman seems to honestly believe that she can behave like a total bitch, but if anyone calls her out on it the problem is always them, not her. Hopefully the case will get thrown out and Heather will be forced to pay all of Elyzabeth’s court costs. I mean wasn’t working with Heather Mills for a record FOUR years punishment enough?

Heather Mills may have had a gag order attached to that $33 million she weaseled out of Paul McCartney in their divorce settlement, but that doesn’t block her from writing a book of “fiction.” which just happens to parallel her warped perception of her own bitter life to date. Mills is said to be penning a novel about a “model” who marries a “rock star” and is somehow coincidentally wronged by every single person she comes into contact with. I made that last part up, but I bet that’s how she portrays it, as it’s invariably how she characterizes her life. Mills is said to be seeking $1.75 million USD or £ 1 million advance.

She has spent the past few months writing a treatment for a novel about a model who falls for a world-famous rock star and marries him before the relationship turns sour.

The book is to be touted around publishing houses with Miss Mills asking for an advance of some £1 million to complete it.

While she will be adamant when promoting the book that it is fiction, the storyline and some of the main characters might appear rather familiar to those who have followed the curious twists and turns of her years with the former Beatle…

‘It chronicles all the model’s trials and tribulations with the rock legend.

‘It’s a rags-to-riches tale taking in her tough childhood, how she struggled to make it as a model and then how this famous rock star met her at an awards ceremony and how they fell in love.

‘She has incorporated all sorts of other characters.

‘There is a hard-nosed professional woman who is part of the rock star’s team who sides against the model and tries to make her life difficult – that will inevitably be seen to be Paul’s divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.

‘The rock star’s first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as moneygrabbing and an opportunist.

‘Those characters will inevitably seen to be based on McCartney’s children Stella, Mary and James.

‘The pair start rowing and the fights often end violently. The rock star is painted as a deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god.

‘He finds solace in drinking and smoking cannabis which gives him mood swings.’

[From The Daily Mail]

It’s likely that someone is going to pay this sociopath for her book despite the fact that she’s pretty much been discredited by everyone. Yesterday her former PR Manager detailed the ways in which Mills freeloaded from her, lied repeatedly and tried to manipulate the media, and then turned around and refused to pay her for all her help. This is a last-ditch effort for some kind of lasting fame by Mills, but she’ll only be remembered as a punch line and a cautionary tale, even after she’s long gone.

Heather Mills is shown on 8/16/08 receiving “the Animal Activist Award” at the Animal Rights Hall of Fame in Alexandria, Virginia – 16.08.08
Credit : Carrie Devorah / WENN

Heather Mills and Michelle Elyzabeth
Heather Mills crossed her publicist by not paying over $300k in bills for four years of work, so the woman is making some cash by telling News of The World all about how Heather lied about Paul McCartney during the marriage and divorce. Michele Elyzabeth, Mills’ former defender to the press, pretty much confirms what everyone has been saying and what Mills’ own behavior has suggested for years – she’s a liar and a gold digger of the highest degree and will do whatever it takes to mess with anyone who gets in her way. Elyzabeth paints a picture of a conniving sociopath, and she explains how McCartney was even helping Mills behind the scenes, paying her bills and giving her money at the same time Mills was smearing him to the press.

Mills mooched from Elyzabeth, telling her she would pay her once she got her “big settlement,” then turned around and stiffed her

“Heather promised verbally to look after me and I saw that as a binding contract, so I stuck by her. When they split Heather gave me a green light to get her business deals to raise cash. That way she could pay for my time with the deals we achieved.

“But once the money landed in her bank she coldly told me that she’d have to make cutbacks, and was unlikely to be able to pay my already reduced fee. I couldn’t believe it. She wanted to cheat me and I was now being pushed out. I’d always felt sorry for her, letting her emotional outbursts make me treat our relationship as more than business.

“I threw parties at my home at my own expense for her to meet major businessmen and media people. I put her and her friends up, I even let it ride when she’d tag her mates along to drink my wine and eat my food.

“Never once did she stick her hand in her pocket at these business functions organised for her benefit. And at the time I didn’t want her to, because I always thought she was broke.

“But she NEVER had cash on her. I always found myself spending MY money on her—whether it was drinks or lunches, I’d end up with the bill.

“In the first 2 years working together I forked out thousands on couriers, postage and taking out TV people to improve her image in the US.

“And it was hard work. Nobody liked her, and it cost me a lot in swish lunches and dinners to turn that opinion around. I was trying to get her work at HER request. Not once did she offer to pay me. What a leech!

“She had a credit card, but it must have had cobwebs on it. She once told me it was simply a little gesture from Paul for friends’ lunches. Well I was her friend, and she rarely paid for me.

“She must have bought about six lunches in total out of the dozens we had—and they were always the cheap ones.

“Even when we met at her house for an important business lunch, we’d just be given a sandwich.

[From News of The World]

McCartney paid Mills bills while she continued to talk smack and lie about him

“I know now that even after they split Paul helped her out on some of her unpaid bills. There was a doctor in LA who looked after her leg and also security staff. Paul covered pretty much everything for her, although he didn’t say anything publicly. But Heather just expected that of him.”

The two women are now at legal loggerheads over a disputed bill for £168,000 from Michele. And Heather insists SHE fired Michele.

Michele revealed that Mucca’s disloyalty to Paul extended even into their private love life. Heather would ridicule his performance between the sheets to amuse her friends in crowded restaurants and at David Paul’s salon. Michele added: “Heather would say on TV how she still loved her husband then take the mickey when she was with her girlfriends.

“She’d run down Paul as a man and be very nasty about him. She was exceptionally dismissive about him, going into graphic detail about their love lives. She was very indiscreet.

“I witnessed this many times. I couldn’t believe my ears the first time when she just rattled off all these insults in public, quite openly, to people she barely knew—really anyone who’d listen.

“I remember quite a few times when she’d sit down at my hairdressers, and just open up about Paul, without prompting. She often declared, ‘If I had to do it again I’d never have married him.’ And we all knew that days earlier she’d been on TV claiming she’d never attack the father of her child. She was such a hypocrite.

“But Heather had no interest in other men when she was married. I think her prime concern was getting hold of his cash, and that took up all her time and focus.

“She always made up that she was hard up with Paul. I remember once she told me, ‘My husband is so cheap, if we go to lunch and there’s a bottle of water left on the table, he’ll take it away with him.

“I had a rude awakening when the divorce judgement came through. All her words were lies, her way of manipulating me.

“Since getting her hands on the money she also got abusive towards me. Then in July she threw a fit on the phone at me and I quit.”

[From News of The World]

Elyzabeth also told a story about how Mills secretly taped a conversation between McCartney and his daughter Stella and brought out the video tape while wearing gloves in order not to leave fingerprints on it. Mills thought she had this great leverage against McCartney but the worst thing on the tape was just a joke Stella made to Paul about how she didn’t have a leg to stand on.

Do you remember all those stories Mills told about how Paul was abusive to her, attacked her with a broken wine glass, made her stop breastfeeding, and threw her down a few times? Some people thought there must be something to her claims and that maybe it wasn’t as cut and dried as it seemed. Now that even her closest friend has discredited her, I guess we can assume Paul was innocent the whole time – and that he even was helping her while she continued to lie to the press about him. It looks like McCartney’s biggest mistake was marrying this woman, and he paid for it, but luckily the judge saw her for what she is and she only went away with a small fraction of his vast fortune.

Heather Mills’ publicist has quit after tolerating the cow-faced divorcee for four years, claiming that she has been working unpaid hours and was owed $100,000. Now she seems to be trying to earn it back by blabbing all over town about how terrible it is to work for Heather.

While most of the revelations aren’t shocking –Heather is a bitch, who would have guessed? – this one about her divorce caught me by surprise. The tapes of Paul McCartney abusing Heather Mills do not exist.

She told US news show Access Hollywood: “I really don’t believe she did (have the video).

“I was close enough and I heard a couple of conversations. Now that I know what I know, I don’t really think that Paul really went after her for anything.

“She had basically nothing – she had tapes of her being in the studio with him, her being on the road with him, private moments.

“She told me a bunch of stuff… (but) I don’t see him being a violent person.”

Heather had threatened to show the videos during the couple’s high-profile divorce battle.

OK! Magazine

In case you’ve forgotten, Heather claimed that she had tapes of Paul calling her a one-legged bitch, and that he had been physically violent towards her. The Daily Mail has an interview with a source close to Heather, saying that she was being ‘cagey’ about the tapes, and never had any intention of using them, but she was tired of being accused of making up the attacks.

The allegations of violence did damage Paul McCartney’s reputation initially, although I think Heather’s abhorrent personality and public insanity made her the villain to most people, even at that point. I guess this explains why he never seemed eager to settle the case after her allegations – the tapes weren’t real. While Elyzabeth only says she doesn’t ‘believe’ in the tapes and ‘doesn’t see’ Paul as being a violent person, I doubt any of the alleged incidents happened. Heather Mills looks like the kind of woman who could take down a man 25 years her senior with just her sneer.

How much money would you have to be given in exchange for being universally hated? In the divorce Heather got just $33 million.

Heather Mills is shown on 6/3/08 at a book party in NY. Credit: MLM/Fame Pictures

Whoever would have thought that working for Heather Mills would be anything less than a rewarding, satisfying experience? Well, her publicist for one. After an astounding four years working for Mills, Michele Elyzabeth is finally fed up – and she’s not going down quietly. After a drawn-out argument in which Mills berated her, Elyzabeth quit.

But to make the story even better, Elyzabeth didn’t just quit, she decided to talk to Extra about it – and confirmed that Heather Mills is just as horrendous as everyone says. Not that it’s a surprise, but Heather is always claiming the media is unfair to her and that they don’t really know her. It seems Elyzabeth knows her pretty well – though I’m guessing she wishes otherwise.

If Heather Mills is looking for some positive PR, she’s going about it all wrong. On Thursday, Mills’ publicist quit after four years, calling the former Mrs. Paul McCartney “an impossible person.” In a statement to Extra, Michele Elyzabeth says,

“After working for Heather Mills for four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.

“Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’ I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.

“On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press have reported about her.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I can’t believe anyone could work for Heather Mills for four years. The kindest nun would bitch slap her after two days. Heather has bitched and moaned about how horrible the British press is towards her, and seems to think she’s got a better reputation in America. Thus she bought a condo in Manhattan, planning on reaping the benefits of her misperceived social status. I, for one, will be camping outside said condo wearing assorted sandwich boards with various offensive phrases.

In fact I’m thinking I’ll hold some sort of contest, and the top five suggestions will be emblazoned on some kind of interchangeable sandwich board panels, which I will then wear around Heather Mills’ neighborhood. And by “emblazoned,” I mean me and my Sharpie. And by “panels” I mean cardboard. I think the first will be “Go away you one-legged hussy.”

Here’s Heather Mills at Gatwick airport outside of London on July 19th after taking a luxury holiday to Necker Island with friends and family. In surprising news, Heather Mills has friends. For the life of me I can’t figure out what her sign says, but I’m choosing to believe it’s probably something rude.

Former tabloid editor and current judge of “America’s Got Talent” Piers Morgan appeared on the Howard Stern radio show yesterday. Among his many topics of conversation was the fact that Morgan is the man responsible for introducing Sir Paul McCartney to the now-infamous Heather Mills. The rest, as they say, was history- in the form of one of the highest divorce settlement payments in U.K. history. Way to go, Piers!

Piers Morgan publicly apologized for introducing Paul McCartney to Heather Mills at a charity event. “Paul asked who she was after seeing her give a speech. I introduced them. I’m not sure if Paul knew that she was missing a leg at the time. I never thought in my wildest of dreams that Mills would turn out to be a grasping, gold-digging little bimbo.”

“I was fooled into thinking that she was a good person. She ended up costing Paul 50 million dollars,” he said, laughing. He added that Heather was “so daft,” she couldn’t even understand why people liked Paul more than her: “I told her, ‘Well, on one hand, you’ve got the guy who wrote ‘Yesterday’ and ‘Hey Jude.’ On the other, there’s you, a gold-digging…”

[From HowardStern.com]

Piers also added that he has repeatedly apologized to Paul, who told him there was “nothing to apologize for.” Paul’s daughter Stella, according to Piers, went up to him later and asked him, “Why? Why our family?” He said that Britain was glad to be rid of Mills and called her “The most hated woman in Britain. Now you can have her, New York!”

Piers Morgan is shown below at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards on 6/3/08. Heather Mills and Paul McCartney are shown in the header on 4/19/01, thanks to WENN.