Occasionally, E! will air a marathon of Ice Loves Coco, and I get sucked into it. It’s not that Ice-T and Coco are super-interesting people or anything… as a matter of fact, I think they seem pretty normal and down-to-earth about most things, which is probably why so many people get sucked into the show. They have a good marriage and they love each other so much, so the “drama” of the TV show basically follows this formula: Coco gets into something, Coco freaks out, Ice calms her down and gives her good advice, and Coco triumphs. Rinse and repeat.

Well, Coco got into something, and instead of being her rock, Ice was the one freaking out. Coco was performing at a “revue” in Las Vegas, and she was partying with people afterwards. That’s where she met a rapper named AP.9. Coco and AP.9 posed for some sexy photos together – go to Media Takeout to see. The pics… well, they aren’t “OMG CHEATING” but they definitely crossed a line of “good judgment” and “being respectful to her marriage and to her husband.” And when Ice saw them, he freaked.

Ice-T is having a meltdown about pictures of his wife, Coco, kissing another rapper! And now the married stars of the E! reality show Ice Loves Coco might be on thin ice after photos have surfaced on MediaTakeOut.com of Coco looking cozy with rapper AP.9. In the sexy pictures, taken in Las Vegas where Coco performs in the topless revue, Peepshow, the buxom blonde kisses AP.9 on the side of the face and the rapper nuzzles her neck.

Ice-T, who wasn’t with his wife in Vegas, hit the roof over the photos, Tweeting, “Most of them disrespectful and in bad taste. She’s made me look..And feel like s—.”

The reality show star, who later deleted his Tweets, had also turned to Twitter to call Coco’s actions “misconduct,” not fitting for a married woman. Ice-T also dissed AP.9, saying he didn’t know who he was.

Ice-T raged about his wife’s playful behavior with another man: “Don’t get it twisted…I’m not happy about this s—.”

He signed off of the Twitter topic by telling fans to ask Coco about the incident. She responded on Twitter “Ice is right, the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened.” She reiterated the point later, tweeting, “please guys I’m happily married, sometimes fans & friends take silly pics it’s harmless.”

Later Coco sighed via Twitter, “I feel so sad the bottom line is I love Ice & can understand why he’s upset there’s no excuse for my actions. I’m so sorry baby.”

The couple, who renewed their wedding vows last year at a big Hollywood party to mark their ten-year anniversary, recently appeared to be thinking about having a family. As RadarOnline.com reported, Coco, 33, told Ice-T on their show she wants to freeze her eggs so she can have a baby with him later.

[From Radar]

Do I think that this is the kind of thing that will end Ice and Coco’s marriage? No. I really do think their marriage is a lot stronger than people think, and it can withstand this incident. Ice is going to be pissed for a little while, but he’ll forgive her because (I believe) Coco knows it was wrong and she’ll do anything to make her marriage work. Ice is her world. He is her rock, and she is the love of his life. GAH! I can’t believe I’m getting so emotional about this. Fine, I’ll admit it: I love Ice and Coco. If they break up, I’ll cry.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos from last night’s opening night of Cirque Du Soleil’s “Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour” at Madison Square Garden. They got a pretty good turnout, I think. Have I ever mentioned that Cirque Du Soleil stuff freaks me out? I’m not judging people who enjoy those shows at all, I’m just saying that I can’t watch them because I get so nervous for the acrobats. I worry that they’ll fall and it will be AWFUL. Anyway, instead of leading with some A-list celebrity, let’s start with my mother’s favorite couple ever (I’m not joking), Coco and Ice-T. Coco covered up her curves in a stretchy blue dress which seems shockingly demure (on her). Seriously, though, I like Coco and Ice-T too. They’re an adorable couple. Coco is looking a little bit Botoxy here, but it could be the lighting.

Zoe Kravitz was there, without her lover Penn Badgley. I wonder what’s up with them? I haven’t seen or read anything about them in a few months. Look at how beautiful Zoe looks now that she’s growing out the bangs – her face looks so much better without the bangsy trauma.

And here’s Naomi Campbell, looking kind of strung out. What’s wrong with her? The outfit is awesome, though. And the wig is busted.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are photos of Coco (and Ice) in Miami over the weekend, and my first thought was “Oh, she owns a bikini with slightly more coverage than dental floss.” Impressive. I would imagine that it’s difficult to find bikini with any kind of coverage considering her odd body shape – it’s like the thickest hourglass ever, and her waist is definitely slim, but overall, she’s just so compact and short… how do you even dress this figure? I have an extraordinarily large bust, but the rest of me fits into normal clothes.

I kind of have to give Ice T’s wife Coco some credit. I would never be able to wander around a beach, posing in the surf with my cellulite glistening in the sunlight like Coco. So that’s why I have to give her some credit – she’s wearing a bikini with more coverage so it’s not flat-out indecent, and she’s really, really proud of her body. Her confidence makes her appealing. And obviously, Ice adores his wife and her body. As I’ve mentioned before, I watched several episodes of Ice Loves Coco, and I ended up really liking their relationship. They’re really sweet together and they have a surprisingly strong marriage.

So, in the end… she’s not quite Kelly Brook and her hourglass figure extravaganza, but I’m still glad that Coco exists. She gives me joy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

As I said yesterday, in the Kim Kardashian versus AnnaLynne McCord post, I enjoy seeing the time and effort some celebrities put into their Halloween costumes. CB is going to be covering Heidi Klum’s well-thought-out and expensive-looking costume momentarily, and I believe Klum is probably the gold-standard of non-Slut-o-ween costumes. And here we have the gold standard of regular Slutoween costumes: Coco. I’m not even looking at Ice-T’s Hannibal Lector outfit. Just look at Coco.

I bet that Coco didn’t even have to buy anything extra for her costume. I bet she had everything already in her closet, right? The fishnets, the corseted bustier thing that defies the laws of gravity. Seriously, how is that staying up? Maybe she bought the devil helmet, which is my favorite part of the ensemble. That thing is seriously cute.

Anyway, Ice and Coco dressed up and partied at LAX Club in Vegas. According to The Mail, “As they arrived at the red carpet event, Ice could barely keep his hands off of his wife of 10 years and Coco lapped up the attention as she pouted and purred in every conceivable pose. But inside the performer took the mic and brought some old school rap to the packed club.” He rapped in his Hannibal mask? Awesome.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some new photos of Coco (Nicole Austin), the wife of Ice-T, sunning herself in Miami Beach yesterday. You wouldn’t believe how many photos I had to examine just to make sure Coco’s nipples weren’t going to assaulting this page. She’s basically wearing a couple of strings, and as you can imagine, she was popping out all over the place. We’ve seen Kelly Brook in a bikini, the pinnacle of the hourglass figure, just days ago, so I thought it would nice to see “the dark side” of the hourglass: Coco.

I feel like she’s solid – everything about her looks sturdy and thick to me. The majority of her weight, I would imagine, is all T&A. The “t” is fake, of course, but Coco always claims the ass is real. She told Playboy last year, “My butt of course is a hundred percent au natural. We’ll do tests; Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. I’ve always had a big butt ever since I was young. But now I guess that’s in style now.” Of course, in 2009, she also claimed she weighed 135 pounds… and she’s pretty much the same size now, so… right.

By the way, I have to admit: I’ve watched more than one episode of Ice Loves Coco. I’m not saying that I actively try to watch it on a regular basis, but if nothing else is on, I’ll totally put it on and enjoy it. I feel weird for admitting this, but… isn’t Coco and Ice-T’s marriage surprisingly deep? They talk about real things, they spend a lot of time together, they listen to each other, they support each other’s careers, and they seem so… solid. I kind of love them together. I watched some of this past week’s episode where Ice was hanging out with her family, and I was so charmed by how involved he was. Ice and Coco have been together 11 years, so they’re doing something right.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

You may know Ice T’s girlfriend, Coco, from the many photos of her huge ass and boobs that she’s posted on Twitter. I’m not exaggerating at all, she has “titty Tuesday” and “thong Thursday” where we get to see her assets that silicone built. She admits to breast implants, but claims her butt is real. Early photos of her prove otherwise.

TMZ has the news that Coco is getting a reality show, from the same network that regularly rewards D-list sex tape stars with reality shows, E!

Coco has no problem revealing several intimate details (and body parts) on her Twitter feed — now TMZ has learned she’ll be doing that every week … on her new reality show.

According to our sources, Coco will be starring in a new show for E! — the same network that airs “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” Hmmm, we’re sensing a theme here …

We’re told the show has begun shooting in NYC — it will focus on her crazy life and will feature her hubby, rapper/actor Ice-T.

[From TMZ]

Of course she did. Because all you have to do to be famous is get extreme plastic surgery, have no sense of shame, and post photos of yourself on Twitter. It doesn’t hurt that she’s married to Ice T.

E! needs programming and people must be watching these shows. I sat through a whole episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York recently. Prior to that I’d never seen an entire episode of any show involving the Kardashians. It was actually mildly interesting. Kourteney, Kim and Scott were incredibly annoying, but the show had a story arc and everything thanks to how obviously scripted it was. I blame Ryan Seacrest for foisting so many reality stars on the public using this same formula. I hope Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson realize that this is their competition – trashy plastic surgery victims who look like cartoons and are unapologetic about it, (but still lie about what they’ve had done, natch) not women who sign off on releasing their own sex tapes and then try and act like they’re mortified by them.

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the only one dealing with the po-po! TMZ reports that Ice-T was taken into custody yesterday, Monday, July 19. The reason? Being a hardass gangster? Nah, bitches. Ice-T was arrested for driving on a suspended sentence and not wearing a seatbelt. Ice will have to pay some FINES, BITCHES.

TMZ has learned Ice-T has been arrested in New York City.

Ice was allegedly driving on a suspended license, pulled over for driving without a seat belt and taken into custody.

Ice tweeted a while ago that he and Coco were taking their dog to the vet. Spartacus was having knee surgery.

We’re told Ice was processed at the 10th Precinct in Chelsea and released.

UPDATE: Coco just posted the following message on her Twitter page:

“Yes,Ice was arrested this morning but we don’t know what the hell for! He’s been released..We got pulled over for not wearing seatbelts.”

[From TMZ]

And Coco just updated the saga on her Twitter:

My dad drove on a suspended license too a few years ago, and the po-po just drove him home and he had to pay a fine. It really isn’t that big of a deal. I’m awaiting the Twitter smack down on Ice’s Twitter though. We know how he took care of Aimee Mann, this cop is going to be in trouble.

Oh, Lord. Does everyone know who Aimee Mann is? She’s the singer/songwriter most famous for her work on Paul Thomas Anderson’s Magnolia, including a large chunk of that soundtrack. She’s been a singer for decades, and she’s got a lovely, bluesy voice, like Lucinda Williams before the Jack Daniels and the smokes (I was always think of Lucinda Williams probably because Lucinda and Aimee look similar, I think). Anyway, Aimee has a Twitter account, and apparently she was watching one of the endless Law & Order: SVU marathons that seem to be held every other day on USA. Aimee tweeted:

[From Aimee Mann’s Twitter]

Ruh-roh. So someone told Ice-T about it, and that sh-t escalated real fast:

[From Ice-T’s Twitter]

Considering I regularly tell people to “eat a BAG of dicks” the concept of eating “a hot bowl of dicks” isn’t foreign to me. Although I like Ice’s personal touch to the insults. By the way, the FLTG is the “Final Level Twitter Gang”. Basically, it’s Ice-T and his minions, who will f-ck with a bitch over Twitter. So… Aimee was then informed of the Twitter War she was now engaged in (and started, for God’s sake), and she quickly backtracked:

[From Aimee Mann’s Twitter]

After which Ice-T’s graciously accepted Aimee’s apology, tweeting: “OK. Homegirl apologized……. Say no more. FLTG Cease fire! “Once again there’s Peace in Twitterland.” Ice T… I’ll say it again… The Final Level Twitter Gang is a peaceful organization. We never attack….. BUT WE WILL RETALIATE. Ice T”.

You know what really bothers me about this, and makes me rather unapologetically Team Ice? Ice-T is really good on SVU! I’ve been thinking for a while now that the producers need to give him more screen time and Det. Finn the lead on more investigations, and not just the drug-related cases (Finn is an ex-Narcotics detective). Aimee’s criticism didn’t just come out of left field, it was untrue! TEAM ICE.

Media Outrage has an interview with Coco (Nicole Austin) , Ice-T’s wife. I’m not really sure why Coco is famous beyond her marriage to Ice-T, other than her spectacular displays of her ample… bosom and badonkadonk, I guess we’ll say. Coco isn’t the classiest chica out there, but she’s not really trying to be, so mission accomplished. In the interview, Coco brags about her website (NFSW), and she says that her big plans for the future include a fitness DVD and all of the “acting” she’ll be doing. But the most noticeable parts are where she talks about how she absolutely does not have butt implants (seriously!) and where she blasts the “haters” on gossip sites (us). Here are the best parts (full interview here):

Media Outrage: Do you frequent celebrity-gossip sites?
Coco: No. When I was up-and-coming I used to Google myself and realized that they were all sh-t-talking websites. I don’t really feel the need to go on those types of sites because they’re mainly all haters not really a lot of love on those sites. I feel that they really don’t have so much of a life if you’re on those blogs and talking crap about people who you don’t even know. So I kind of got over that but every once in a while people will email me over at Cocosworld and say “hey they were talking some nice stuff about you and you should go check out this link. So pretty much my fans will tell me if they’re talking crap or saying nice things. It’s really all up to them. They’ll direct me. I definitely won’t google and go to each site.

MO: So you don’t google yourself anymore?
Coco: No. I used to.

MO: Do you think all celebrities Google themselves?
Coco: Yes, because they all want to know what magazines they’re in and a lot of celebrities like the publicity. It makes them more popular even if these sites are talking down about them.

MO: What is the craziest rumor that you’ve heard about yourself?
Coco: I am the epitome of people wanting to talk bad about me. They say “her eyes are fake, her butt is fake, everything is fake, fake, fake.” And I’m like no!

MO: Tell us what is fake on you. Lets dispel the rumors right now.
Coco: Ok, I have breast implants and that is it. So no contacts (for the eyes). No extra hair. No butt implants.

MO: The rumors fly about you and Kim Kardashian, that you both had butt implants.
Coco: Those rumors pertaining to me are false. I don’t really want to get into it but I guess I could totally pick it apart. First of all, look at the legs and thighs. Are they matching the butt? I don’t have no skinny thighs with a big ass. My butt matches with my thighs. What did I get thigh implants (laughs sarcastically)? Another thing is the gene sequence. You gotta have good genes in your family to have what you have. I’ve always had an athletic form. Was always a little stockier than the average girl, therefore when I do work out or work out with weights, I bulk up very fast. I go to the gym. I could lift a pencil and gain muscle very fast. Then another thing, I’m really proud of my V on the top of my butt. The muscle on top of my butt. A lot of people have a muscle around their butt but I got it on top and it makes my butt stick up a little bit.

MO: Do you do butt exercise to keep it in shape?
Coco: Yes, I do the regular ones like squats and lunges but I just happen to do a lot more of them. I want to make sure it always stays firm and doesn’t droop. I’ve always stayed around 115 pounds when doing my weight competitions. That was 10 years ago and was skinny for me. I was around 18 years old and now I’m 29 years old and weigh around 135. So I’ve gained weight and have gained it in all the right places. I’m a little thicker than I was then.

MO: Do you have any fetishes?
Coco: I love latex, fish nets, and anything tight. I like the sound it makes when you’re actually putting it on.

MO: What would you like our readers to really know about you?
Coco: Everyone sees me in Magazines and stuff and probably assume “oh she’s this blonde bimbo and probably slutty on top of that” but my thing that I want to get across, is I’ve been next to my man for more than 8 years and they’ve never seen a picture without him, so how is that slutty? My outfits might be outrageous but I only wear them around him. I’m not flaunting around the city without him. I might look like a bimbo but I’m not. If they just read about me and look at what I’ve done instead of judging a book by its cover then they’ll see that I’m a good person. I’ve never done any wrong to anyone so why do I have such a bad rep?

Coco: Oh and to clear something up– when I said what I said about the blogs talking crap, I was actually talking about those people who spend their entire day commenting on every single blog. Do you not have a job? Do you not have kids? Do you not have anything better to do than sit down at your computer 24/7 and leave comments on every single blog? Those are usually over-weight people because after you sit down all day you’re obviously not going to the gym. I’ve always wondered about that. All these people who say really mean things about me, I wonder what they look like! Show us a picture of yourself (laughs). When I checked out your site (Mediaoutrage.com) I actually loved what I saw.

[From Media Outrage]

Meh. I kind of think she’s lying about the butt implants. Much like I think Amber Rose was lying about the butt implants. But we’re not going to solve this in a day. Let’s see, what else? Coco says her current measurements are 39DD – 23 – 40. Ugh. I’m a natural DD, and I hate that women get implants that large. Boobs this big are a pain in the ass. Oh, she also says she’s “honored” to be considered a sex symbol. Damn… I love me some Ice-T, but that man might need an upgrade. No, I jest. They’re probably very happy together.

Coco and Ice-T are seen at Star Magazine’s 5th Year Anniversary Celebration held at Bardot in Los Angeles, California on October 13, 2009. Credit: WENN

In January, news broke that Mariska Hargitay had suffered a partially collapsed lung, and the actress was hospitalized for a week. She went back to work soon after, but there were still rumors that the actress was struggling. Then last week word broke that Hargitay had been experiencing chest pain on the set of “Law & Order: SVU” and was being re-hospitalized.

The current information is that Mariska is still suffering from some kind of infection, and sources told Star Magazine that she will most likely need surgery, though Mariska’s spokeperson only confirmed that she’s undergoing tests. Her L&O co-star Ice-T (who brilliantly portrays Detective Odafin “Fin” Tutuola) spoke out about his friend at a recent event, and People Magazine has more:

Law & Order: SVU star Ice-T was surprised to hear that his costar, Mariska Hargitay, was re-hospitalized Tuesday night after she had returned to the set so quickly – less than a month – after undergoing surgery in January for a partially collapsed lung.

“When she came back last time it was like nothing ever happened. She’s very resilient. This woman is a hard worker; she works 14 hours a day. I don’t know what you know about episodic drama television, but it’s like a movie that never ends, it’s just one day,” the Grammy-winning rapper and actor, 51, told PEOPLE Thursday at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation event, co-sponsored by LG Mobile Phones.

On the topic of Hargitay, 45, Ice-T cited her desire to downplay any hardships she might be facing. “Mariska is the type of woman that if you walk up and say, ‘How are you?’ She’s almost like a guy and is like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I’m all right.’

“It’s almost as if you insult her. She doesn’t want you to feel sorry for her, she’s like, ‘I’m on my feet.’ ”

In the meantime – although Ice-T’s been told Hargitay is “doing okay” – “My personal thought is she just needs to take a little time and rest,” he says. “I mean, it’s a serious thing. You can’t just come right back. You’ll re-injure yourself.”

[From People Magazine]

That’s sweet, right? Like the gangster rapper really cares about his girl Mariska. Ice-T has been on the cast of SVU for more than eight years, and I’ve always believed that out of all of the L&O series, SVU has the best, most cohesive ensemble cast. And I agree whole-heartedly with Ice-T’s recommendation to his girl – Mariska needs to take a break and get well. SVU will still be there when she gets better. In the meantime, they can write around her character like they did when she was pregnant. Prayers to Mariska!

Here’s Ice-T and Mariska on the “SVU” set in Manhattan on February 10th. Images thanks to PRPhotos.com.