Lindsay Lohan is wanted by Los Angeles police in relation to the DUI she received in 2007. It is unclear exactly what it is she is wanted for, though it may have something to with a parole violation; she is on a three-year probation. An officer says that though they are not actively looking for her, if she comes in contact with police, she will be taken in. Her lawyer claims that the whole thing is born out of a “misunderstanding” that he hopes to resolve next week.

“Since her case was resolved, Ms. Lohan has been in compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation and all orders of the court,” her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said in a statement Saturday, referring to Lohan’s 2007 conviction for driving under the influence. “The warrant issued on Friday was, in our view, born out of a misunderstanding which I am confident I can clear up next week.”

A hearing for Lohan is set for Monday morning in a Beverly Hills court. “The judge apparently has indicated that Ms. Lohan should be in attendance,” said L.A. DA spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons. Lohan, 22, is currently serving a three-year probation term for the DUI incident, the actress’s second.

“We are not actively looking for Ms. Lohan at this time,” Beverly Hills Police Lt. Mark Rosen said at a Saturday press conference. “We are not anticipating her surrender this weekend. But if she comes in contact with police, she’s subject to arrest. As for why we’re not actively looking for her, that’s not our procedure for this type of warrant. Her attorney is hoping to resolve this issue in the coming week. If it’s not resolved, I’m sure we’ll negotiate her voluntary surrender.”

[from People]

After the warrant was announced, Lindsay had an odd night out on the town. It started with drinks (she sipped on an unidentified drink in a cocktail glass) and at 1:45 am she ended up at Jack Nicholson’s home, where she and her friends insisted to be let in. At 4:30 she was picked up and dropped off at Samantha Ronson’s house, where the two of them had quite a row. At some point, a window was broken and the police were called.

Lohan’s Friday night at the Chateau began around 8 p.m. Arriving with three female friends, and clad in a loose black top adorned with sequins, she was in an upbeat mood during dinner at a patio table at the West Hollywood hotspot, witnesses say. Lohan laughed, chatted and texted on her phone. The actress dined on soup and opted for water and an unidentified drink in a cocktail glass, while her friends had red wine. The group stayed well past 11.

Around 1:45 a.m., Lohan showed up outside actor Nicholson’s house on Mulholland Drive. Witnesses say the actress, accompanied by pals, buzzed the intercom numerous times and grew agitated, asking for “Jack” to open the gate.

[from People]

I’m confused. The officer specifically said that if Lindsay were to come in contact with law enforcement, she would be taken into custody. Then she proceeds to have a brawl with her girlfriend and break windows, but doesn’t have to go to the station. How does this make any sense?

And Jack Nicholson - really? He has to have more sense than to associate with Lindsay. He may have a reputation for being a bad boy himself, but isn’t he a little old to be letting a gaggle of girls into his house at 2 a.m.? I wouldn’t believe this story, but People tends to be a reliable source.

Lindsay and Sam’s arguments seem to be getting worse - and closer together. From the view of an outsider, they spend more time fighting with each other than being happy. Michael Lohan, who is vocal about his hatred for Samantha, may have a point about her influence over Lindsay’s life, though Li-Lo wasn’t exactly in a great place before Sam, either. Several years ago she at least had legitimate and recent projects to her name. But she’s turning more and more into Paris Hilton - famous simply for being famous.

Lindsay, Sam and Lindsay’s new car are shown out on 3/12/09. Credit: WENN.com

My first thought was “California has a Hall of Fame?” and in my head, the question was asked in Gov. Schwarzenegger’s voice. Which, as it turns out, is entirely appropriate because The California Hall of Fame started out two years ago as the brainchild of Maria Shriver, California’s first lady.

Shriver wanted a way to celebrate both native-born Californians and people who had come to California to work, play, inspire, innovate and live. It’s a nice tribute for a lot of Californian artists, entrepreneurs and icons.

Jack Nicholson, Jane Fonda, Quincy Jones and the late Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel were among those inducted into the California Hall of Fame Monday night.

Also inducted by California Gov. and former film star and governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and First Lady Maria Shriver during the ceremony at The California Museum in Sacramento were Dave Brubeck, Robert Graham, Jack LaLanne, Dorothea Lange, Julia Morgan, Linus Pauling, Leland Stanford, and Alice Waters.

The California Museum’s Hall of Fame is a program created by Shriver to celebrate Californians “who embody the state’s spirit of inspiration and innovation,” the museum said.

[From United Press International]

The museum put a lot of thought into the event, even gathering up personal papers, childhood mementos and individual awards from the inductees. Nicholson’s childhood report cards were on display, complete with one teacher’s note that Nicholson “needs to show better self control” (which just proves we don’t really change as we get older). Nicholson and Fonda even let the museum borrow their Oscars for a temporary display. It’s a lovely tribute to these icons, and it probably meant a lot to the inductees to be so honored by their home state.

Note by Celebitchy: UPI has a slideshow of the event, which was attended by Clint Eastwood, Quincy Jones, Rita Moreno, and Dave Brubeck among others. Jack LaLanne, 94, still looks awesome! He received a Spirit of California medal direct from Governor Schwarzenegger.

Photo below is of Jane Fonda at the season opening of the Metropolitan Opera on 9/22/08. Credit: PRPhotos.

Jack Nicholson at a Laker’s game on 6/12/08. Credit: Fame
Jack Nicholson has come to a realization that comes to all of us at some stage of life, but for most of us it comes a little earlier. When you start getting on in years, you get a bit tubby and you lose your hair, and it can be hard to pick up chicks and still look respectable. Or even just not pathetic.

The womaniser believes it “doesn’t look right” when he tries it on with women who are usually half his age.

The “shy” Oscar-winner said: “It’s not so nice when you are 71 and looking for some action.

“I feel uncomfortable doing it in the limelight — so from now on I’ll do it when it’s right.

“Happily, when it comes to girls hitting on me, I’m not undernourished.”

The Sun

Maybe Jack could try and approach women who aren’t half his age?

The good news for Jack is that women still approach him. I’m not sure that the women are as young as they once were, and I suspect his ‘Living Legend of Sex’ title doesn’t do him any favours. Maxim awarded this to Jack, suggesting that he had an impressive 2,000 sexual partners, and at least 6 children by 5 different women. Jack himself has said he could have as many as 9,000 children. Frankly, when a man confesses this, It just makes me want to find the world’s biggest piece of latex and protect him from himself.

Still, Jack gives hope to us all. I like the fact that at 71 he’s still at it, the tiger. We should all be so healthy, and lucky, in our 70s.

Here are some classic images of Jack Nicholson. Thanks to BauerGriffinonline

At least one of these girls is Jack Nicholson’s daughter. Photo from March, 2008 thanks to Splash
I think everyone has had a relationship with a confirmed bachelor, the one who will never, ever get married, but still manages to string you along for a year before moving onto his next girlfriend, despite how sure you were you could change him. It’s why the Mr. Big character in Sex and the City has such appeal. But while Big and Carrie may wind up together (no, I haven’t seen the film, that’s just what I think will happen), in real life usually the guy just keeps on with his bachelor ways.

Case in point: Jack Nicholson is now 71, and still looking for a girlfriend.

Standing in the shower before the Tokyo premiere of his movie “The Bucket List,” Jack Nicholson contemplated his own “bucket list” of last great goals, the three-time Oscar winner said on Wednesday.

Easing tensions between the West and Islam would be a political goal, the actor said, but it was having “one last big love” that topped his list.

“Many of my friends, my own contemporaries, have said in their life that they would like one last big romance to occur, so that would be on my list also,” the 71-year-old performer said.

“I thought in the shower today (that) it’d been many political things I’d like, but of course I’m not in control of that.”

Reuters

Jack has been married once, and has five kids, but I think 40 years of dating (he divorced his only wife in 1968) puts him in the bachelor category. He doesn’t say that he’s looking for a wife, but just romance. I assume that’s the kind of line he feeds the ladies. All 2,000 of them he claims to have bedded.

Is this the future for Hollywood’s other confirmed bachelors? Will we see George Clooney in 30 years, with a big paunch and still looking for a piece of ass?

Jack Nicholson was photographed at the beach with his family in St. Barts yesterday. The Daily Mail says that he’s surrounded by “a bevy of bikini-clad beauties,” but the photo agency says he’s with his family. He has a 26 year-old and a 17 year-old daughter and that might be one or both of them with him.

According to Wikipedia, 70 year-old Nicholson has five children by four different women and was married once in the 1960s.

Nicholson looks like he’s having a grand time on the beach and like he doesn’t give a shit that he’s got a paunch. People age and gain weight, and Hollywood is much more forgiving of old male codgers like Jack than old female codgers like Shirley MacLaine.

Nicholson is campaigning for maybe-doomed Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton. Earlier this month he approved a video endorsement of Clinton featuring clips from his films with themes of leadership like his character’s statement in 1992s A Few Good Men that “There’s nothing sexier than having to salute a woman in the morning.” Clinton’s approval rating has hit a new low following a scandal in which she was exposed as having embellished a 1996 trip to war torn Bosnia. She claimed multiple times to have been under sniper fire and running to a waiting car during that visit, when video shows her chatting with soldiers and children on the tarmac.

Now back to Jack Nicholson, whose statement that he slept with over 2,000 women is also most likely an embellishment. He would probably have more than just five kids if that were true, but in this case it’s hard to prove he’s fibbing.

Thanks to Splash News for these photos.

I don’t like to give Jack Nicholson too much coverage – I don’t care what anyone says, I can’t stand him. He just seems really smarmy, and every time he gives his trademark sneer I want to punch him in the ear. With that said, it seems I have a little more evidence in my “Jack Nicholson is a total wang” argument – he claims he may have fathered as many as 9,000 children. What a potent seed you must have, sir.

Randy Jack Nicholson reckons he could have as many as nine thousand kids. The legendary Lothario has four acknowledged offspring by three women. But Shining star Jack said: “There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely.”

Jack, 70 – whose exes include actress Anjelica Houston [sic]– admits calming down with age. He said: “You can’t get too wild these days but I’m as wild as you can get.”

A source said: “He loves women – it’s as simple as that.”

[From the Sun]

Excuse me while I run to the bathroom. I get that he’s being glib when he says he may have 9,000 kids, but it sounds like he’s bragging. And I don’t think potentially fathering a lot of kids that you don’t even know about is something to feel proud of. Even if his boast is more about how many women he’s slept with – he’s still boasting that he’s slept with them in an irresponsible way that could have left them alone with a kid. I’m sure my revulsion to his comments is influenced by my dislike of him in general, but somehow I find calling that behavior “living freely” really selfish.

Of course there is always the good news that Anjelica Huston beat the crap out of him. That image tends to calm me down a little.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Jack Nicholson is shown getting up close and personal with Sally Kellerman, yes Sally Kellerman at Fashion Week on 3/22/06. Apparently she was picking something from his teeth. Here’s a picture of Kellerman since I was curious what she looks like now. She has no connection to Nicholson that I could find apart from attending the Actor’s Studio with him, I just thought these pictures were cute and wanted to show one of her face. Thanks to PRPhotos for these photos.

Jack Nicholson is one of those actors whose appeal I’ve never been able to understand. I think it’s the eyebrows – he has very evil eyebrows. And the sneer. Regardless, the rest of the world seems to think he’s awesome, with the exception of Anjelica Huston. The two were together for fifteen years, until Jack cheated on her in 1989 with actress Rebecca Broussard – who he got pregnant.

I was in a quandary,” Jack quietly explains to PARADE’s Dotson Rader. “I knew having a child was a boon to my life, but I was in a wonderful relationship with Anjelica. It was as good as it gets. I immediately told her what was up, and she made the decision for us.” The public presumed that Nicholson had dumped Huston for Broussard, a younger woman. The truth is the opposite. “Anjelica’s first response was, ‘You have to support this woman,’ ” Nicholson says. “Her second response was to come down to my job and beat the hell out of me. She really beat me up, I tell you. Anjelica can punch! Meanwhile, Rebecca didn’t want me to separate from Anjelica. Well, they both have good taste,” he says laughing.

[From the Huffington Post]

It takes a pretty big man to admit he got beaten up by a woman. Not that I blame her. Physical violence I never okay, but I can understand the anger. Aside from beating the crap out of Jack, it sounds like Huston handled that news in a fairly mature way – she told him to leave and support the mother of his child. Not a lot of women could be so big. Can’t blame her for wanting to hit, though.

Jack also gave an interesting analysis of women. It’s either nonsensical or over my head.

“These issues between men and women are not psychological. Look, remember what a gland is. Most of these are glandular issues. A gland is what allows that mother to lift that truck off a child. Whatever intelligent design is, it’s not going to leave the continuation of the human species up to fashion-crazy, flitting mentalities. It’s in those glands. The infatuation cycle of 18 months hasn’t changed a lot since the monkeys. Look at the numbers. Eighteen months is nine months doubled. A woman’s entire system is set so that when you’re having that procreative act with a woman, you’re dealing with a being whose actual cycle is nine months. It doesn’t have to do with her brain. It has to do with her entire bodily system, which is there to overcome the brain. We don’t legislate this stuff. We don’t out-think it. You cannot change these fundamental things that we are as human beings–but you can adjust to it.”

[From the Huffington Post]

Okay… I’m kind of confused about my glands right now. I wonder what glands Jack is referring to. I have strep throat right now and my lymph glands are swollen – do you think that could factor into my ability to lift a truck off a child right now, if I needed to? Would that make it easier or harder? I’m confused. I was trying to figure out what the hell Jack was talking about, and if he literally meant glands or was using it for some kind of a metaphor that I just can’t understand because it’s three in the morning. Based on the gland thing, Jack Nicholson is either a total moron or incredibly profound.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Anjelica Huston at the Oceana Salutes Former Vice President Al Gore event on October 6th. Header of Jack at designer daughter Jennifer Nicholson’s show at fashion week on March 22. Images thanks to PR Photos.

The mother of Jack Nicholson’s two youngest children, his ex girlfriend Rebecca Broussard, was arrested for DUI on August 26 after causing a four car crash near the LA airport. Thankfully no one was killed, but 13 people were injured and Broussard was arrested.

Now there’s news that not only did Broussard cause a multi-car accident, she also burned down a boat she owned with her sailor husband that same night! The damage to the $400,000 boat, which is totaled like her $80,000 car, was an accident caused by some candles she left burning.

Given Broussard’s problems, Nicholson wants to take over as primary caregiver for his two children with her, Lorraine, 17, and Raymond, 15, and is prepared to if Broussard ends up going to rehab long term. It sounds like Nicholson is just considering it, and is not yet fighting for his kids in court or we would know about it.

Jack Nicholson is more determined than ever to take his two youngest children away from ex-girlfriend Rebecca Broussard after learning she was involved in the torching of a $400,000 boat the same night she crashed her car and was arrested for drunk driving.

“Jack is steaming mad,” a friend told The Enquirer.

The Enquirer reported last week that 44 year-old Rebecca was arrested Aug. 26 following a four-car crash she caused near the Los Angeles International Airport. Thirteen people were injured in the accident, and Rebecca - who has a history of alcohol abuse - was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony DUI. After being held overnight in jail, she posted bail and was released the next morning.

Now, more incredibly details have surfaced from the horrific night - increasing Jack’s resolve to gain full custody of Lorraine, 17, and Raymond, 15, his children with Rebecca.

The Enquirer has uncovered that Rebecca may have been partially responsible for burning down a 57-foot wooden sailboat the same night she caused the car crash…

Rebecca and Dennis [her husband] left candles burning [on the boat] when they left. When they were out, Rebecca crashed the car, ended up in jail and Dennis had to go to the hospital…

“Jack knows that Rebecca might avoid jail time by agreeing to a long-term alcohol rehab - but he’s prepared to step in and take care of the kids.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 24, 2007]

That’s good of him to want to take care of his teenagers, even though the new husband of his ex could probably do it if she needs to go to rehab. Hopefully she will clean up her act and get her life straightened up for her family’s sake.

Jack Nicholson has five acknowledged children by four different women and was married once, according to Wikipedia. He is also said to have slept with 2,000 women, which I’ve already mentioned but couldn’t resist slipping in there.

Jack Nicholson is pretty hot for a 70 year-old guy. I don’t care if he’s not all buff like Jack LaLanne (who is 93 this month by the way) there’s something sexy about his attitude, and unflattering pictures like these don’t deter me. Before I looked up his age I was under the impression he was under 60, and maybe I’m blinded by lust, but the guy is charismatic. Those eyebrows just do it for me.

So it’s kind of amusing and a little sexy to hear that Nicholson once spent three months in the nude. A new biography that’s coming out about him called “Five Easy Decades” claims he was so “obsessed with nudity” in the early 70s that he even refused to put on clothes for interviews promoting a movie he had out at the time.

When I heard that I was still under the impression that he was younger and thought “Oh he must have been in his 20s,” but he was actually in his late 30s in the early 70s so that is much more eccentric than a lot of drugs and youth can excuse. There were a lot of drugs involved though of course, Nicholson was said to be a pothead who tried to get fellow actor Larry Hagman to enjoy the herb with him.

“The book reports that in the early 70s, Jack became obsessed with nudity. He even sat buck naked for interviews for the movie ‘Drive, He Said,’” a publishing source told The Enquirer.

“The previous summer he had lived for three months as a nudist at his home - refusing to wear clothes even for producer Roger Corman.”

The bombshell bio by author Dennis McDougal - to be published in October - also says Jack turned hard-drinking buddy Larry Hagman on to marijuana.

Nicholson and Hagman were in Mexico in 1964 filming “Ensign Pulver.”

“Jack was smoking weed, and when he saw Larry knocking back pina coladas, he suggested something better,” said the publishing source.

“‘Hag, you drink too much,’ he told him. Larry - who eventually lost his liver to alcohol - didn’t think so, but Jack persisted, scored some Acapulco gold and ‘pulverized’ Hagman and the rest of the cast.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 10, 2007]

And in other recent Jack Nicholson news, he described a scene at journalist Hunter S Thompson’s house when he got spooked by Thompson waving a gun around and jumped out a window. He said “One of the first times I met him, he pulled out a gun in the middle of a house. Me and a friend of mine jumped out the window.” [Holymoly.co.uk]

I wonder if he was just paranoid from all the weed and if he tucked it before he went out the window.

There’s also another claim in that upcoming biography that Nicholson is hiding a handicapped son, a story he denies. According to Wikipedia, he has five children by four different women, and is reported to have slept with 2,000 different women.

From The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker comes the story of an hilarious prank Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio played on player Jack Nicholson. Nicholson was in the hospital to get his salivary glands checked out and they posed as masked interns trying to give him a rectal exam!

That’s a great story that would have been made better by news of an accompany Punk’d video, but I’ll have settle for a mental image.

Matt, Leo and Jack star in Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed,” which according to Pajiba is a well-crafted and compelling crime drama with an amazing cast.

All I need to know is that Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio are in it. Mark Wahlberg is just an added bonus.

Here’s the trailer on YouTube.

And here are some pictures from the film, courtesy of All Movie Photo.