Howard Stern held his mistress pageant today from among the participating women who slept with golfer Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers, a bleached blonde former stripper and paid escort (which she denies, although madam Michelle Braun has the 1099 forms to prove it) took home the $75,000 prize from cheaters website AshleyMadison.com, along with a black diamond “mistress ring” with 4.5 carats total weight. (Note that the link has the top prize at $100,000, but photos show that it was $75,000. Here’s a link to a photo of Jungers in her tiara carrying the check. She seems to have lost some weight since she last did interviews.) Jaimee Grubbs, a brunette reality show contestant who shared text messages from Tiger with US Magazine, placed second and earned $15,000.
Both Jaimee and Jamie share the laughable honor of having slept with the worlds greatest golfer along with sporting what’s called an “anti-eyebrow piercing,” or a small stud in the teardrop area underneath the eye. (It just seems interesting to me that both Ja(i)m(i)ees have the same odd piercing.) Also participating in the pageant was Loredana Jolie (below) who previously told the press that Tiger enjoyed sex with men as well as all the women he was juggling on the side. She is said to be writing a tell-all book.
There aren’t many details available online about Stern’s pageant, except for the winner and runner up. Stern has yet to put any photos or text from today’s show on his website. TMZ sheds some light onto how blonde Jamie won, though. They say she told Howard “a bunch of personal information about Tiger … like the size of the club, what he wanted from her sexually speaking, and on and on.” I’d be interested in hearing that, but many of you would rather take a pass I’m sure.
Jungers previously said that she asked Tiger for money to help her out and that he turned her down. I’m sure this scandal is the best thing that’s happened to her in a long time.
It’s really difficult to keep up with all the news in the Tiger Woods’ scandal, but the gist of it is that the guy slept with a ton of women outside his marriage without using condoms, that there’s plenty of evidence that he was a serial cheater, and that he may have fallen in love with one or more of his mistresses. Some of women Tiger had extramarital affairs with have been willing to come out and cash in and others are staying silent while their “friends” sell the story to the tabloids. Every day there are more sordid details coming out. Here’s a highlight of some of the latest news in what has become the biggest celebrity scandal of the year.
Tiger’s text messages to Jaimee Grubbs
Jaimee Grubbs, a reality show contestant who sold her story to US Weekly for a reported $150,000, has now released text messages from Tiger. We previously heard Jaimee’s desperate voicemail message from the world’s number one golfer asking her to change her voicemail greeting as his wife was getting wise. We’ve also seen excerpts from e-mails Tiger sent to one of his numerous other mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, proclaiming his love and discussing a bizarre dream in which he walked in on her sleeping with two other famous guys. Here come the texts to Jaimee, and they’re about as stupid and embarrassing as you would expect. They could be much worse, though:
July 26, 2009
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish Sept. 27, 2009
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond October 1, 2009
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
Tiger: oh stop
Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that? October 18, 2009
Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much October 18, 2009
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u November 26, 2009
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you
Jaimee: u too love
Jaimee apologizes on “Extra,” also dated George Clooney
I get the sense from the dates and exchanges here that Jaimee was just another booty call for Tiger. It’s like he’s testing the water asking her if she has a boyfriend and she’s probably one of a handful of women he texted that night hoping to hook up. That’s ok for Jaimee, though, she’s getting paid. Jaimee went on Extra last night and talked about the extent of her feelings for Tiger “I knew we had a respect between the both of us, that we cared deeply for each other and we did very much trust each other,” and how she’s upset by all the stories of his infidelity. She felt like “I was the only girl, so to go back and see specifically now when there’s more and it’s really hard.”
She also sort-of apologized to Tiger’s wife Elin, and said “I couldn’t describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her family and her emotionally.” Yeah, she’s so sorry about it that she sold all her evidence to the tabloids and is appearing on celebrity gossip shows. By the way, Grubbs also dated George Clooney around the same time she was hooking up with Tiger. I hope Clooney paid her enough money to keep quiet, or maybe he just doesn’t care.
13th woman, another pornstar, linked to Tiger Deadspin (via US Weekly) has yet another pornstar bedding Tiger. (US Weekly has Tiger’s number at 13, and it’s probably higher, but I don’t know where they’re getting the extra 2. Here’s a recap from DailyFill that has the number at 11.) We’ve already heard about blonde Holly Sampson, who hasn’t talked to the press since the scandal broke. She did record a live chat with porn website Naughty America back in May in which she admitted to sleeping with Tiger at his bachelor party. Now there’s another pornstar linked to Tiger, an adult film actress named Joslyn James. James must not have received enough cash from Tiger. She’s wanted in the state of Washington for non-payment of child support.
One of Tiger’s pornstars was a hooker
To top this sordid scandal off, reader Ray points out that Holly Sampson, one of Tiger’s porn stars, was listed as an escort on convicted madam Michelle Braun’s website. (That link is to an archive of the page and is SFW.) This means that not only was Tiger banging cocktail waitresses, Perkins hostesses, club promoters, and porn stars without a condom, he was also sleeping with at least one paid professional. The guy needs to go to rehab for sex addiction stat, both because of his own very self-destructive tendencies and to try and salvage an image that’s already in the sh*tter. I can’t remember another scandal in which a celebrity’s image was so massively shattered with so much detail so quickly.
This morning, Kaiser covered a story from the Chicago Sun Times that stated that Elin Woods would be given “a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.” Elin was originally slated to receive $20 million out of Tiger’s billion dollar fortune if she stayed married to him for a full 10 years. The couple has been married just five years, but Tiger is trying to throw more money at Elin to get her to stay.
The Daily Beast has exclusive details of the prenup terms and the exact dollar amount incentives included in the revised version. According to sources, Elin has been offered the full prenup payout amount, $20 million, plus an additional $55 million if she stays with Tiger for two more years. In order to encourage her to stay, Elin has been given an immediate $5 million payment. The guy made $110 million last year and he’s been married to Elin for five years. If the settlement doesn’t reach nine figures I don’t think it’s fair. That’s a hell of a lot of money, but look at all the women this guy cheated with. He wants his wife to stay for two more years for less than 10% of his fortune. He’s made a billion dollars. Who knows how much of that is left after all the women he’s wooed, but she deserves 1/2 of what he’s made during their marriage. Yes this is a sick amount of money, but look at how much he makes. He was the highest paid athlete in the world last year.
The Daily Beast has learned exclusively that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout to his wife—and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.
The lawyer familiar with the couple’s negotiations told The Daily Beast that Tiger also has agreed to shorten the original prenup to seven years from the date of marriage, meaning it will vest in another two. And the revised agreement provides for a staggered schedule of payments spread out over five years that could be worth upward of $75 million. So for Elin to collect $80 million, she’ll need to stay with Tiger another seven years, be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story. Even if she lasts only two more years, she’ll still walk away with nearly twice what she was entitled to under the original prenup.
Tiger’s advisers, who have successfully gotten the couple into counseling sessions, believe that keeping the marriage intact will help Tiger keep his corporate sponsors and bolster his dented image. Elin is herself considered a good asset. She’s never been a publicity hound or used her marriage to make money through self-help books, lecture series, or QVC makeup and jewelry lines. Rather, she’s just maintained a low profile and dedicated herself to being a spouse and mother. As opposed to some other celebrities, like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie, Elin has never pushed her kids into the public eye. So, now, if she is persuaded to stay, she knows little will be the same. Her quiet life is finished. A Los Angeles-based paparazzo told me that a photo of Elin and the children would fetch $250,000. Some agencies are offering $100,000 just for tips that pay off with photos.
A press conference scheduled for this morning by the mistress who previously denied a relationship with Tiger was canceled at the last minute. According to Radar Online, Tiger may have paid the woman off to the tune of a million dollars. At least that’s how much money Rachel Uchitel was allegedly seeking not to talk to the press. Now how is it that his wife only gets $5 million while this woman gets a million dollars for staying quiet? Both amounts are a ton of money and more than I’ve seen in my life for sure, but I just feel like Tiger should pony up $100 million bucks and tell his wife she’s free to go. He was caught cheating with at least two different woman while his wife was home taking care of their two kids.
The third woman that’s been named by the press, Kalika Moquin, tells US Weekly the rumors of an affair with Tiger are “completely untrue.” A source tells US that Grubbs is lying and that “She was absolutely sleeping with him. She brags about it!” The source adds that the two were together in Woods’ suite at the MGM Grande on October 22 and 23 of this year. If I were in Elin’s position I would get a damn good lawyer and challenge that prenup. There’s no way in hell I would stick around after all that.
