We obviously dislike James Blunt and zealously report negative news about him. The latest is that the woman he cheated on his hapless now-ex girlfriend with says he has an itty bitty peter:

Blunt broke up with his girlfriend over the phone after lying to her and saying he didn’t cheat with Tomkinson.

Tomkinson also says Blunt has been trying to contact her, but that she’s not going there again. Maybe Jessica Simpson will get word of this and let go of her foolish crush on the untalented singer.

Jessica Simpson is said to be enamored with James Blunt and wanted to make sure she gave him her contact info at the MTV Australian music awards:

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Blunt may be a sensitive singer, but he’s a complete dumb ass and iit would be a disaster if these two got together. While Nick was able to balance out Jessica’s ditziness with common sense and a grounded personality, Blunt has no such redeeming qualities.

Here is Jessica with her incompetent hairdresser Ken Paves at Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills on May 2nd, and shopping with him on April 30th. [via]

And here’s Blunt at a press conference in Mexico City on May 2nd and at Coachella.

At the end of last month, James Blunt was said to have cheated on his girlfriend, Camilla Boler, with British socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Boer initially believed Blunt’s account that the rumor was untrue, but now that Palmer-Tomkinson has admitted the affair, Boler realizes she was taken for a fool and that Blunt really did cheat. In typical passive aggressive fashion, Blunt didn’t break up with Boler until he absolutely had to, and he did it over the phone:

It breaks everyone else’s heart to have to hear You’re Beautiful too.

Here’s Blunt performing in Sydney on April 13th.

“Singer” James Blunt denied yesterday’s rumors of his affair with British socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Tomkinson played coy, seeming to suggest the rumors are true:

Blunt’s girlfriend Camilla Boler, the inspiration for that terrible song “You’re Beautiful,” revealed how stupid she has to be to date him by stating that she believes him:

We just hope this latest drama doesn’t inspire Blunt to write a song. With the news that his producer is suing him and will no longer rework his simplistic songs, it’s sure to be god-awful.

A producer who has worked with stars such as Dido and Samantha Mumbo claims that he helped Blunt create his signature simplistic music, and that Blunt screwed him once he got a music contract. What’s more, Blunt’s music was even worse before this guy reworked it for him:

The UK Performing Rights Society thinks the claims are legitimate enough to be considered, and has stopped royalty payments on 6 songs from Blunt’s album “Back to Bedlam” until the case is resolved.

Also, Blunt’s girlfriend, who is supposed to be the inspiration for that terrible song “You’re Beautiful,” wants to dump his ass. Supposedly he’s not spending enough time with her, but we think she just came to her senses.

The NY Daily News reports that James Blunt is even more whiny and pitiable live than he comes off as in his simplistic music:

We reported earlier that the former lead singer of Blur compared Blunt’s shallow songs to greeting cards.

Now that the news is out that Blunt can’t perform live, he will hopefully fade into the background. I don’t want to endure any more of his lame songs running through my head for days.

I really dislike James Blunt and think the lyrics to “You’re Beautiful” convey what a loser he is. That’s why I’m pleased to reprint the apt remarks of former Blur lead-singer, Graham Coxon:

Meanwhile, Oprah also agrees that Blunt is miserable.