I’ve grown to like Mila Kunis more and more as I continue to read interviews with her. She’s charming, confident, intelligent, engaging and funny. Sure, I kind of think she’s on the “too thin” side, but since I’ve begun to like her so much, I’m willing to buy the explanation that she’s working really hard, or that she’s just naturally that thin, or whatever the excuse may be.

Anyway, she’s got a supporting part in Date Night, the comedy starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell. According to GQ, Mila plays a “foulmouthed stripper turned blackmailer who helps ruin Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s nice, suburban lives.” Sidenote: Mark Wahlberg is also in this film too – what the hell is up this strange, wonderful casting? Anyhoodle, Mila did a little mini-interview with GQ, which ended up being mostly about Jason Segel’s wang. Mila also did a very pretty photo shoot too (slideshow here).

There are things in this existence that are fair, and there are things that are not. The rules of backgammon are undeniably fair. That Macaulay Culkin gets Mila Kunis is not. It’s not just that she looks like an anime cartoon. Or that she’s the ultimate guys’-girl, having starred in everything from The Book of Eli to Family Guy. Or that she is the type of comedian that steals every scene she’s in, most recently (and perhaps most impressively) as a foulmouthed stripper turned blackmailer who helps ruin Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s nice, suburban lives in this month’s Date Night. She is all those things, of course. But Mila Kunis also happens to be one of the funniest women we’ve ever had the good fortune to speak with.

“I love a good dick joke,” she says, in a tone usually reserved for topics like Iranian nuclear enrichment or troop levels in Waziristan. “Fart jokes. Poop jokes. They’re hilarious. They never get old. But especially not a dick joke.” Given that kind of setup, it’s impossible not to bring up 2008′s Forgetting Sarah Marshall, in which Ms. Kunis acted opposite a stark-naked Jason Segel. “Look, I want it on the record, okay?” she says. “It’s a nice dick. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel’s penis.”

Funny? Smart? Generous, too? Jason Segel is welcome to join us in sticking pins in our old Home Alone dolls anytime.

[From GQ]

Yeah, not much of an interview. They just wanted to photograph Mila as a sexy cowgirl (I think that’s the theme of this shoot – but I can’t really tell). And she just gets prettier and prettier, so I think a sexy cowgirl photo shoot was in order. In some of these shots, she looks like a little mini-Angelina Jolie. Which is exactly what she played when Mila was cast in Gia – she played Gia as a kid, where Angelina played Gia as an adult. Interesting casting, right? Anyway, I’d like to see Mila billed as Jolie’s heir – Mila is so much better than Megan Fox.

Mila Kunis in GQ, courtesy of GQ’s online slideshow.

Lindsay Lohan really will sleep with anyone. Then when she’s called on it she’ll insist it’s a “business relationship” as if she’s still doing any sort of business other than occasionally selling leggings and tanning spray. To Lohan, bedding random men probably is business because she’s got to keep her name in the press somehow. It’s better than showing up to events looking whacked out of her mind.

Actor Jason Segal (How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) is Lohan’s latest overnight “coworker.” She was seen leaving his house Saturday morning just a few minutes after Segal came out smiling for the paps and carrying a strange Dracula puppet. (We don’t have the rights to those photos, but you can see them on D-Listed.) This isn’t the first time Segel and Lohan have been linked. They were partying together in September and may have spent the night/early morning together. Segel was spotted making out with Chloe Sevigny a couple of weeks later, so we were hoping he’d moved on but apparently not.

Lohan has tweeted about the incident in which she was busted doing the walk of shame outside Segel’s house. She shows that she’s unable to spell or to use the @ sign properly in this denial:

haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It’s absurd! @least I’m laughing @the rediculous manifestations – 3:33 PM Dec 5th

[From Twitter via D-Listed]

This comes after she tweeted that she wasn’t at a “friends” house where paparazzi were waiting:

Hahahaha paparazzi sitting outside of my friends house all night&day now waiting for me to leave… Too bad I’m not even there. – 2:14 PM Dec 5th

[From Twitter]

Now which friend would that be? Do you think Jason Segel has paparazzi that follow him at all? Who else could she be talking about?

Meanwhile Lindsay is in what could be her trashiest photoshoot yet – this time for Muse Magazine. She’s posed topless before, and was barely-dressed and less than sober-looking in a recent spread for the London Times Style Magazine, but this one takes the cake. The NY Post has the photographs and Lohan looks like she’s involved in some kind of drug-fueled threesome. In one picture, she poses all stretched and strung-out looking in a bathroom door. She has arms above her head and you can seeskinny ass in just a pair of pantyhose, her bad extensions spread out down her back like a Barbie doll’s hair after it’s been discarded. Lindsay’s cover photo is just awful. Her pupils are pinpricks and she looks absolutely wasted. I get the impression that these photos aren’t that far off from reality. Add a vampire puppet in there and you have an average Friday night for Lindsay.

Here’s the photographer’s statement trying to justify this as art. Lindsay’s boob is hanging out but it’s somehow spontaneous, just like all her nip slips and sideboob moments:

“The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity,” Tsai said. “There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.

“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.

[From The NY Post via Huffington Post]

Kate Moss knew when to sort-of clean up and shut up. We can only hope that Lindsay takes a similar path.

E! is reporting that Big Love’s Chloe Sevigny and How I Met Your Mother’s Jason Segel were seen making out at the HBO Emmy party Sunday night. It seems totally random, doesn’t it? I’m starting to think Jason is a bit of a womanizer. Or he just has horrible taste in women. The last girl Jason was associated with semi-romantically in the press was Lindsay Lohan – Jason, Lindsay and Ali Lohan all went clubbing together not even two weeks ago. And now Jason has “ditched” the Lohans for Chloe? Well… at least Chloe has an Oscar nomination under her belt:

Is a romance brewing between How I Met Your Mother’s Jason Segel, 29, and 34-year-old Big Love star Chloë Sevigny?

The duo was looking awfully cozy at last night’s HBO Emmys party in West Hollywood…

At about midnight, Segel and Sevigny were spotted kissing in a corner of the party away from the main bar area. They stopped locking lips once they realized people were watching them.

While we don’t know if the maybe-couple shared the same ride home, they did head out of the party side-by-side, shortly after their smooch sesh was noticed.

Reps for both stars declined to comment on their clients’ personal lives.

[From E! Online]

It’s just… random. Not hot, but not disgusting either. I never would have put the two of them together. Why would I? Every interview I read with Chloe, she seems very bratty and obsessed with enforcing her indie-hipster cred. Meanwhile, Jason seems like an Everyday Doofus, albeit a doofus on a big, mainstream network hit. Chloe could do worse. So could Jason. Meh… they were probably so drunk they don’t even remember the makeout session.

As we reported last week, Lindsay Lohan is something of a True Blood addict. My first reaction when hearing the news was “CB is going to have a fit.” Nothing like a Lohan endorsement to destroy your favorite show. Now it seems that Lindsay isn’t simply content to destroy the pleasure True Blood fans get from their show, now she’s doing some kind of open audition for a part, via Twitter. To show her devotion to the show – and perhaps to show True Blood’s producers what a crackhead vampire would look like – Lindsay donned vampire fangs and posted a picture of herself on Twitter. As for the pic… well, it’s not the worst picture of Lindsay I’ve seen in even the past week. And I do think her personality is pretty vampiric, so maybe it’s not the worst idea.

In other Lohan news, it seems Lindsay and her 16-year-old sister Ali decided to go clubbing in LA over the weekend. Because, you know, Lindsay is such a great influence on her 16-year-old sister, and because Mother Lohan wasn’t available to pour drinks down her 16-year-old’s throat at a club at 3 a.m. Oh, by the way – Lindsay and Ali were both “dressed for attention” in tight tops and “booty shorts”. While Lindsay and Ali were out, they bumped into How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel, and he and Lindsay decided to party all night. So… there goes my crush on him:

It’s nice to see there’s no sibling rivalry between Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali but then again, maybe their togetherness shouldn’t include bringing underage Ali into LA clubs!

For the second time in a week the sisters hit the nightlife together; Friday night RadarOnline.com spotted them at Teddy’s, which was packed with star power. And while Lindsay hung for most of the night with Ali, things quickly changed when they bumped into Jason Segel.

Both Lindsay and Ali were dressed for attention, with Lindsay wearing a tight jumper and lots of makeup. Ali wore a vest as a shirt and booty shorts.

The sisters danced wildly and when they came off the dance floor Lindsay was chainsmoking inside the lounge, a definite no-no. But like a good big sis, Lindsay took Ali and introduced her to various promoters who were in the club. (No one said, “Hey, you’re 16, how’d you get in here?” Ok, we did, but nobody answered.)

The highlight of the night for Lindsay and Ali was when they bumped into Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, I Love You, Man). All we know is the Lohan sisters freaked out they were so excited, and told Jason he’s “awesome” among other complimentary terms. Jason seemed a little embarrassed by the encounter but was gracious. And the night didn’t end there for Lindsay and Jason. They left Teddy’s and partied at Adam Levine’s until nearly 6 a.m. when they were then spotted at the Chateau Marmont, with Jason getting out of the car.

Hmmm…new couple alert? Or just party pals?

[From Radar]

What goes through a guy’s mind when a booty-short-clad, cracked-out Lindsay Lohan and her little sister come racing up and start gushing? Can a guy just demure gently, hoping to not awake the crazy, and quickly walk away as soon as possible? It sort of sounds like Jason was trying to be nice, but it also sounds like he might have been up for some Lohan action. Gross. I can’t even imagine.

Thanks to I’m Not Obsessed for the Lohan Twitter pics

Is anyone else considering going to see I Love You Man this weekend? I’m thinking about it, because these hilarious Paul Rudd and Jason Segel interviews keep coming out. I want Paul Rudd to be my fey, dancing man friend. And I want to date Jason Segel and his forty puppets. The movie’s getting pretty solid reviews, and it has great buzz, so it will probably be the box office victor this weekend.

Anyway, Jason Segel gave another funny, charming, creepy, amazing interview to this site, Inquirer.net. It’s a site for that caters to news for people in and from the Philippines. I have no idea why Jason Segel gave them an interview – perhaps he’s huge in the Asian markets. Perhaps they like frontal male nudity? Segel gives away some really funny gems, like saying that people have told him he’s like a more attractive version of Brad Pitt. Basically, Jason Segel seems like the kind of guy I would try to pick up at a br. The interview is really long, but here are some of the highlights:

Q: You seem very comfortable with yourself.
A: I was born without a sense of shame or regret (laughter).

Q: How much teasing did you have to put up with as a result of your full-frontal nudity in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” which you wrote?
A: I got dumped in real life while I was naked, so while it was happening, I was so aware that it was the funniest thing that happened in my life. I was trying to listen to what she was saying, but my comedy mind was thinking, “I’m going to start writing about this tomorrow.” The worst part about that scene involved my mother. I didn’t tell her that I did the full frontal nudity. I thought it would be a funny surprise. So, we’re sitting in a test screening, then all of a sudden, out it comes. I looked over, and my mother was crying (laughter). That was the biggest rap I had to face.
I also had a girl come up to me at a bar the other day, and she whispered, “Hey, I just want you to know I saw ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall.’ You have a great p—s (laughter).” I turned around really excited and said, “Wow, really?” Then, she said, “No,” and went back to her table. She and her girlfriends laughed and pointed at me (laughter).

Q: Are you more open and sensitive in your own male friendships?
A: To answer the question, I’ll tell you a story. I lived with my best friend, whom I met when I was 12. For the past two years, he lived in my house. He was basically like my heterosexual life partner. We did everything together. On the day he left for New York to attend medical school, I gave him the typical dude goodbye. I said something like, “All right, man, catch you in New York. Go get ’em. Talk to you later, bro.” He left and, at 2 in the morning, I woke up crying hysterically. I was having a mundane dream about the two of us hanging out. When I woke up, there were tears streaming down my face! I called my mother in hysterics, and she was like, “Jason, this is really weird. You have to calm down (laughter).”
I think part of what “I Love You, Man” is about is that, had I said goodbye properly, like, “I love you, man, and I can’t wait to see you again. The past two years have been amazing,” I wouldn’t have woken up crying. It’s important to open up to your dude friends about your feelings, or else you’d end up the weirdo who wakes up in hysterics (laughing).

Q: Has anybody told you that your face is like a mixture of George Sanders and Lee J. Cobb?
A: No. I’ve gotten the young Judge Reinhold comments. Also, occasionally—and I don’t agree with this one, because it’s dumb—that I’m a slightly more attractive version of Brad Pitt (laughter). I don’t see it (laughing).

Q: How can a woman make you laugh?
A: I always get a chuckle when women say that they’ll go on a date with me.

Q: Who are you dating now?
A: I’m painfully single at the moment. I’m a single dude. I’m leaving for London, and I’ll be there from April through August. So, I’m now past the window when I could start a relationship. I’ll be in London because I’ll be filming “Gulliver’s Travels,” with Jack Black. I’m really excited. I play the main Lilliputian. It’ll be the first time that I’m going to be smaller than my costar (laughter)!

From Inquirer.net

Aw, so cute. I want to take him home with me, the big oaf. There’s nothing like putting yourself out there by saying you are “painfully single”. And I can’t believe his wang made his mother cry. His poor mother. Can you imagine what a big baby he probably was? I’m ready to declare his mother a saint. Anyway, he’s going to be in England for the next four months. Keep your eyes and ears (and other body parts) open for Jason, London Celebitches!

Jason Segel is shown at the premiere of I Love You Man on 3/17/09. Credit: PRPhotos

John Hamm was right, Paul Rudd really is adorable. Rudd continues to give utterly charming and hilarious interviews as he promotes the hell out of his “bromance” comedy, I Love You Man, costarring Jason Segel. The premise of the film is basically this: guy gets engaged, realizes he has no man friends to serve as his best man, girl tells guy to go find some man friends, hilarity ensues.

CNN has a nice little interview with both Rudd and Segel. If this interview is any indication of their chemistry together, the movie’s going to be huge. Strangely enough, Rudd and Segel hate the word “bromance”. Rudd thinks the film has “characters that hopefully people can relate to and what’s funny about just certain insecurities and just certain things in life. They could easily be dramatic… Just less fart jokes.” Segel enjoyed the doing the film because he got to be “creepy”, which Segel actually seems to be in real life. Segel admits to having 40 puppets and no girlfriend. I bet his neighbors would describe him as “kinda quiet, a loner” too. CNN has more:

[Don't] call the film a “bromance” in the presence of Rudd and Segel.

“We hate that word,” Segel told CNN.

“It was not part of the lexicon while we were filming,” added Rudd. Still, both actors have plenty of experience in the, uh, guy-pal genre.

Segel observes that what helps the films work is the discomfort of two men trying to talk about their emotions while hoping to maintain a dispassionate, hard-edged, prototypically manly façade. And he knows he’s good at bringing out that discomfort in his co-stars.

“Judd Apatow told me that my special skill was that I am able to maintain my likability while getting incredibly close to the creepy line, and that’s what I should try to cultivate,” he said.

“That’s what he does,” Rudd noted. “He just holds [the moment] a little too long.”

“It’s the fraction of a second too long that makes people uncomfortable,” Segel added.

In “I Love You, Man,” Segel’s character is rougher and looser than his characters in “Sarah Marshall” and “How I Met Your Mother.” He welcomed the change.

“It was a real treat for me, to be honest for a minute, to play this character, because I’ve played sort of a puppy dog guy in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall,’ and on ['Mother'] I play a husband, you know, a loving husband,” he said. “So to get to play a character who is a bit more of a man of mystery was very exciting for me.”

In real life, claims Segel, he even has a man cave.

“It’s filled with puppets,” he said. “And I keep wondering why I don’t have a girlfriend. I’m like, ‘hey, this is my house; come check it out. This is where I keep my 40 puppets.’ … I think that I have a reputation for being weird because of that.”

But he quickly turns serious and maintains that “I Love You, Man” does have a message to go along with its comedy.

“I think we both had something to learn from each other,” he said. “Paul’s character had to learn that it’s all right to take a little distance from your significant other and have some dude friends and someone to vent to about things you can’t necessarily talk about with your girl.”

“Sometimes buddies hold a mirror up to the way you behave in ways that relationships with the opposite sex don’t,” Rudd said.

“Yeah, and my character had to learn that maybe it’s time to grow up a little bit,” Segel added.

So, this “bromance” thing, allowing a few feelings to show. Perhaps it’s not so bad after all? Rudd says that the idea has its upside, despite its name. And he’s glad it’s been successful. “That’s us in a nutshell, not macho, not tough,” he said.

“I think that we’ve all been kind of drawn to real stories, you know, characters that hopefully people can relate to and what’s funny about just certain insecurities and just certain things in life. They could easily be dramatic,” he pointed out. “Just less fart jokes.”

From CNN

Jason Segel is hot in that weird, accessible way. Like “Oh, I went to college with a guy just like that.” Or “My friend tried to set me up with this strange puppet fetishist man from her office. It was a disaster.” It would be really interesting to see Segel in a well-written drama – I bet he would be really good.

I Love You Man might have a lot in common with a standard Judd Apatow film, including some of his favorite actors, but it was written and directed by John Hamburg, who directed and wrote Along Came Polly and co-wrote Meet the Fockers. Judd Apatow wasn’t involved with this film. I don’t think those Apatow-type films are high art or anything, but they’re much funnier than what usually passes for comedy. I Love You Man opens this week!

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s the trailer for I Love You Man.

Stills from I Love You, Man thanks to AllMoviePhoto. We were not contacted or otherwise encouraged to promote this film.

Since her breakup with Apple spokesman/ geeky cute guy Justin Long, actress Drew Barrymore has bounced from guy to guy. She was last seen making out with “Gossip Girl” actor Ed Westwick at a Kings of Leon concert, but that seemed like more of a publicity stunt than anything else. Now it looks like Drew is getting chummy with another young actor. Drew was spotted singing karaoke and getting touchy-feely with “How I Met Your Mother” and “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” star Jason Segel. TMZ has a video of the pair singing “Rainbow Connection” from The Muppet Movie. I’ll say this: they’re no Kermit the Frog.

Drew Barrymore and How I Met Your Mother Star Jason Segel are making sweet music together!

On Saturday night, the casually clad actress, 33, and Segel, 28, (who were reportedly spotted smooching November 28 at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont) hit the
Brass Monkey Bar, where they belted out the “Rainbow Connection” on the karaoke stage.

“Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night,” a source told Usmagazine.com.

So are Barrymore and Segel a couple?

Following their alleged makeout session, the two saw a cabaret show at L.A.’s Dresden Room on December 20.

“They’re just friends,” Elayne Roberts – a club performer who sat with them that night – told Us. But a source said, “They’re friends with a little benefits,” adding, “It’s not serious.”

Segel’s rep said, “They are friends, simply.”

[From Us Weekly]

Not bad, but my karaoke version of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” is far superior! Seriously, though, a Drew-Jason pairing could be a good match. But then, I thought the Drew-Justin pairing was adorable. I wonder if she’ll ever settle down. But then again, the last time she got married, it was to unfunny comic Tom Green- maybe that scared her off from long term commitments forever. It would sure work for me.

Here’s Drew Barrymore leaving Kinara Spa in Beverly Hills on December 24th. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall opened in theaters on Friday, and Jason Segel – who both starred in the film and wrote it – was on the Late Show with David Letterman to promote the film. The movie has gotten a lot of attention – far more than you’d expect for a goofy romantic comedy. This is probably due in large part to two factors: the interesting print promotion for the film, and the fact that Segel appears completely naked within the first five minutes of the film. Yes ladies, the days of full-frontal male nudity are finally here, just like I’ve been rooting for for the last six months. Though I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

Segel talked with Letterman about the movie posters which have been plastered all over major cities for the last few months. None of them have his face on them – they’re mostly insults to a girl named Sarah Marshall, with notes that say things like, “You always looked fat in those jeans Sarah Marshall.” When I first saw them I hadn’t heard of the movie and thought that they might really be from some jilted ex-lover. Turns out the reason Segal’s face isn’t on the film – as he explained it – is that audiences had an “unfavorable reaction to my face.” Ouch.

~ “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” opened strong over the weekend and is the #1 comedy in America. The film’s writer and leading man Jason Segel appeared on the “Late Show with David Letterman” Friday night and explained how he finally found success after five years of unemployment, only have his face taken off the film’s posters. “I’m not quite good-looking enough to be the good-looking guy, but I’m not bad-looking enough to be the hilarious guy.” He then explained the ad campaign, “They tested posters with my face on them and their [sic] was an unfavorable reaction to me face.”

[From the Huffington Post]

I always thought Jason Segel was pretty cute – he’s adorable on How I Met Your Mother. But now that I’m really scrutinizing his face, I’m not sure how I feel. He probably shouldn’t have pointed that out to the entire country. Here’s a clip from the Late Show; the part about the posters is two minutes in.