It was only a month ago when Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis were sitting in a faux-teacup at Disneyland, and here they are for a Memorial Day weekend getaway in Maui. Usually when I see photos of these two, I have to stifle an eyeroll because he’s just so unexciting, and she … tends to say really awful things about her (by all accounts) very nice and diplomatic ex-husband, who just happens to be an Italian prince.
Anyway, Olvia has clearly moved on and gotten engaged to Jason, and the two seem to be relishing their mutual vacation quite a bit. Olivia enjoyed the hell out of this paddleboarding excursion. Look at how much fun she’s having (when she’s aware of the camera’s presence)!
Olvia made sure to switch up her bikini for the paps too. I think I like the black one better, but her bod looks pretty good in both of them. She must have been wearing massive amounts of SPF 100 to not sunburn in Maui with that alabaster complexion of hers. As for Jason, that’s an interesting shag rug on his chest.
So the trailer is out for Jennifer Aniston’s new movie, We’re the Millers. I guess this is supposed to be dirty? This is supposed to be like a gross-out R-rated Judd Apatow-type of comedy? Eh. Are we sure that Jason Sudeikis is interesting enough to be a comedic leading man? Because I’m not sure. I will accept Sudeikis as a supporting character, of course. But I just don’t know if he’s pulling this off. As for Jennifer… she’s playing a 40-something stripper with wigs and lingerie and booty shakes and vulgarity. And I’m not sure she’s pulling it off either.
Here’s the regular trailer (SFW):
Here’s the redband trailer (NFSW because of balls and some language):
I’m sure there will be a lot of Jennifer-fans who think this was a long time coming, that she should have been doing dirty R-rated comedies for a while. And I’m sure there will be some Aniston-fans who think this seems kind of cheesy, gross and uncomfortable for her. Eh.
As long as we’re doing trailers, have you seen the latest Man of Steel trailer? Now this is something I want to see. Michael Shannon as General Zod is my everything.
These are photos of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis looking very loved-up and touchy feely at Disneyland. Lainey covered these photos and she’s not into couples going to Disneyland without kids, which I get. Like it can be a nightmare to go to these places with kids, it’s not like a relaxing, romantic vacation for two in any way. But when you’re knee deep in new love and totally smitten with each other, these tourist trap places can seem like heaven. Any place can seem like heaven when you have more endorphins flowing than after a good workout.
I will admit that I went to Disneyworld in Florida with a boyfriend in college. That was just ok, I wasn’t that into the dude and it struck me as stupid to drive all the way down there just to go to a destination amusement park. That was his thing, though, he loved Disney. He was like Ryan Gosling in that way except not as suave or attractive. I went along with it. I haven’t gone back since and my kid is getting to be the age where he would enjoy Disney. His grandmother is offering to take him and I might just let her do it without us.
Right now I’m on vacation at a popular tourist place and we’re working to avoid the more crowded options. It can be stressful when you’re trying to take a family vacation. (The beach is beautiful though, even though it’s cold here.) When you’re with your sweetheart and the world looks amazing, fresh and full of possibilities it’s not a hardship to wait in a stupid long line for a ride you’ll soon forget. (Although I doubt these two had to wait in any lines.) It’s kind of awesome to deal with the heat and the crowds and the overpriced fast food, because there’s no place else in the entire world you’d rather be. That’s the impression I get from these two. I may not really “like” them as individuals, but you can see how into each other they are, and it warms my cold little heart. Even if it’s staged somewhat – ok it’s staged for the paps, but still! They remind me of Hayden Panettiere and her hulk man, Wladimir, you can’t fake hot love.
Look at them with their escorts at the park. They’re definitely getting the VIP treatment. I would appreciate Disney a lot more if I had those kind of perks.
Good news for Ol’ Cockburn! Olivia Wilde has gotten engaged to the man who gave the Heimlich to her vagina. HUZZAH. Olivia and Jason Sudeikis got engaged over the holidays after dating for about 14 months. Olivia divorced her first husband, the one who killed her vadge, in 2011 too – he was an Italian prince, don’t you know? So Ol’ Cockburn went from telling everyone “I’m a princess but I don’t ever talk about how I’m a princess!” to talking about her vadge dying and Jason giving it mouth-to-mouth. Or something. This will be Jason’s first marriage. This will be the second marriage for both.
Saturday Night Live funnyman Jason Sudeikis is definitely serious about his relationship with actress Olivia Wilde. The actor proposed to Wilde shortly after the holidays, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
“They are so excited,” says a source close to both. “And very, very happy.”
Sudeikis, 37, and Wilde, 28, who has said she fell “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love” with the actor, began dating in November of 2011 and moved in together last year.
The couple has been spotted together everywhere from Lawrence, Kan., to Austin, Texas, and most recently in Rome, where Wilde is filming the drama The Third Person.
No word yet on a wedding date.
Wilde will next be seen in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone in March and Ron Howard’s Rush, out in September.
Meanwhile, Sudeikis has the animated film Epic in May and We’re the Millers, costarring Jennifer Aniston, which hits theaters in August.
I actually have a good feeling about this engagement and potential marriage. I think they’re really in love and they make each other happy. Jason used to strike me as kind of d-bag, but I think he just some weird luck with women before he met Olivia. Or maybe she changed him. I don’t know. I see this working out, though. I also see her getting pregnant quickly, if she’s not already.
Here are some new photos of loved-up couple Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde at last night’s gala at The American Museum of Natural History in NYC. Olivia’s gown is Dolce & Gabbana – it’s pretty, maybe a little bit too fussy, but it’s a nice gala and it’s appropriate. I think this is the first time Jason and Olivia have walked a red carpet together and posed for photos for all of the press. It’s nice. They’ve been dating….? About a year I think. They began in late 2011/early 2012. So they waited a while until they did the whole “we’re a couple” thing on a red carpet. And now all I can think about is how they’ll get married and have babies. It’s certainly beginning to look like that, right? Which comes first – an engagement ring or a pregnancy announcement? We know that Olivia thinks the sex is better with Jason than with her ex-husband, so she probably wants to lock that sh-t down.
Meanwhile, Olivia recently told a story about how young actresses dress for their auditions. I don’t really understand why this is shocking or breaking news or anything – here’s Olivia’s story:
“I was an assistant — a terrible assistant — for the world’s greatest casting director, a woman named Mali Finn, who was the most powerful casting director in Hollywood. I had just come from school, and I was a little feminist and she was too. I remember an actress coming in wearing a too-short dress. And after she left, Mali said, ‘Why was she wearing that dress? She’s a joke, I’m not meeting with her ever again.’ And this girl was never heard from again.
Then a few days later, I was going for an audition and I was wearing this huge cashmere turtleneck and pants, thinking I looked very ‘executive.’ As I was walking out of the office, Mali said, ‘Olivia, what are you wearing? I said I was going to a meeting, and she said, ‘Oh! You can’t wear that! You have to wear something tight and sexy.’
I was so confused, because I had just learned this lesson of this actress who wore the short skirt and now her career is over. So she said, ‘You’re going to meet a male executive. You have to learn this game, you have to learn when to use sexuality and beauty and appearance in general, and when it’s inappropriate. That was my first kind of dunk into the world of Hollywood. It gives you this idea of the contradiction that exists, really in all fields.”
Call me a pragmatic cynic, but I feel like this is just the way Hollywood works? Male Hollywood executives often hire actresses based solely on the “Would you f—k her? Is she f—kable?” question, and actresses dress accordingly. But! There are a lot of female casting directors out there who (I believe, perhaps naively) are actually looking for the right actor or actress for the part. As for the idea that this kind of sexism exists in other industries… I don’t know. I’ve heard anecdotal evidence that many men don’t want to hire “the sexy girl” or “the girl who dresses provocatively” because… you know, they don’t want to hire a lawsuit waiting to happen. But don’t ask me… CB makes me wear low-cut blouses and call her “The Mistress”. SEXIST!
These are some new photos of Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis filming We’re the Millers in Albuquerque, NM. This film production has been all over the place, right? And it keeps going and going. It’s not like they’re making Citizen Kane or anything. Hopefully, they’ll be wrapping this up in the next few weeks, because otherwise… it just seems weird that they would be working this much on what seems like a dumb comedy. As for Aniston’s facial expressions, she’s sort of cracking me up. I don’t know if she was being photographed while “acting” in a scene, or if she’s being given some piece of direction or what.
In other Aniston news, last week’s National Enquirer claimed that Jennifer might be getting a very special engagement present from Justin Theroux. Who she pretty much hasn’t seen since they got engaged a month ago.
JENNIFER Aniston is set to get a big, expensive present from fiancé Justin Theroux if this latest report is to be believed.
According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, the actor and writer paid a visit to a Beverly Hills Tiffany’s after a business lunch looking to find a gift for the actress, and immediately fell for a beautiful platinum heart pendant covered with sparkling sapphires.
“Justin thought the necklace was a couple of thousand – and went into shock when the saleswoman told him it was just more than $15,000,” a source said.
“He took a big gulp, pondered a minute, then said, ‘Oh what the hell!’
“He told the woman to wrap the bauble, saying he’d save it for a special occasion.”
I know exactly the Tiffany’s pendant that they’re discussing. It’s a beautiful piece that I daydream about constantly. At the end of the day, I’d probably prefer the Tiffany sapphire (or diamond!) encrusted teardrop though. Anyway, I think it’s a little bit weird that Justin shelled out however much for Jennifer’s engagement ring (which we still haven’t seen) and then immediately went shopping for another piece of jewelry for Jennifer. Sure, some men are like that – wonderful men who love to give jewelry! But is Justin one of those dudes? It seems out of character for this hipster.
And here’s the latest St. Jude’s Hospital ad, which includes many celebrities singing “Hey Jude”. Jennifer is in there, as is Jon Hamm and Keith Urban, etc.
One of the biggest criticisms launched at Jennifer Aniston is that she almost always plays the same character, or the same kind of “Rachel Green/good girl” in strikingly similar romantic comedies. In most of her films, she always has a California tan, her hair is (almost always) perfectly highlighted, her costumes are always cute and there are always scarves and sleeveless pieces to show off her toned arms. Many of her roles blend together. But perhaps that’s the point? Aniston has her brand – a brand which involves looking cute and playing cute. Would it be nice to see her play a different kind of character? Sure. But I also wonder if she’s capable of it as an actress. So what do you make of this news – Aniston is in talks to play “the wife” in a comedy with Jason Sudeikis. But not just “the wife” – Aniston would be playing a hooker-slash-fake-wife. Epic?
Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis are in talks with New Line to reunite for the studio’s long-gestating comedy We’re the Millers. Rawson Marshall Thurber is attached to direct.
The dysfunctional family road-trip movie originated with Wedding Crashers writers Steve Faber and Bob Fisher but has since seen a rotating mix of writers, directors and actors attached since it was first picked up in 2002. Millers centers on a drug dealer who creates a fake family to help him pull off one last job that entails bringing 1,400 pounds of marijuana from Mexico into the U.S.
Aniston has had an offer in hand for a few weeks, but negotiations have yet to produce a commitment. The greenlight likely is dependent on her deal closing.
Aniston most recently starred in the Universal comedy Wanderlust and the New Line comedy Horrible Bosses, which also featured Sudeikis. The actors, both repped by CAA and Brillstein Entertainment, also appeared together in The Bounty Hunter for Sony.
Sudeikis also co-starred in the New Line comedies Hall Pass and Going the Distance. He stars opposite Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis in The Campaign, which Warner Bros. will release in August.
So from what I gather, Aniston’s character is a hooker who gets hired by Jason’s drug dealer character to pretend to be his wife? Aniston was just a “pretend wife” in Just Go With It last year! So… it sounds like more of the same with that angle. That being said, I’d like to see Aniston pull off some trashy hooker stuff. Like, I’m already envisioning her costume demands. Do hookers wear scarves and wedges? That’s what Aniston will be asking.
This looks like a photo shoot, doesn’t it? I’m not saying Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis arranged to be photographed in this “Official New Couple Portraits: Loved Up On The New York City Streets Edition” way. Maybe it was just some weird coincidence. After all, people know that Jason and Olivia are dating – they’ve been seeing each other for about… two months or so. It was about a month ago when Us Weekly reported that they were a full-on couple.
Olivia spent most of the last year sowing her wild oats after her divorce from an Italian (hipster) prince. She dated Ryan Gosling, briefly, and she was associated with Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake too. There were other dudes in the mix, but I can’t remember them off the top of my head. It doesn’t really matter – she was just playing around, and none of it seemed serious. But this kind of photo op with Jason? That seems more serious. And I’m not sure how to feel about it.
Jason’s dating history is a bit more complicated. He was married, and the divorce dragged on for a while. While he was dealing with that, some said he and Jennifer Aniston had a fling, although Jason denied it – harshly. Then he hooked up with January Jones for a while, and they seemed to still be dating each other casually when she got knocked up – by another (married?) man, allegedly. Since January Jones, Jason has been playing the field, and Olivia might be his first “relationship” in a year.
At the end of the day, I kind of find Olivia and Jason to be a boring couple. It feels like Olivia went out, played the field, and got disappointed by the lack of opportunities, so she just settled for Jason. Maybe he’s a really nice guy… but he seems like he might have a streak of douche. Oh, well. Good luck, Cockburn.
Ever since Olivia “I’m a Princess!” Wilde (otherwise known as Ol’ Cockburn) left her prince husband Tao Ruspoli, she’s been out and about, hanging out with every available dude she can find. She was spotted on a date with Ryan Gosling. She and Bradley Cooper were closely associated. She might have boned Justin Timberlake at some point. And maybe Ryan Reynolds was in the mix too? I think there were others as well. Anyway, part of me kind of liked that Ol’ Cockburn didn’t jump into another serious relationship right away – she had been with the same dude since she was 18. It was time for her to experiment and get a wide variety of strange. Another part of me was like, “Oh, girl. Set some standards for the dong. Don’t just go home with any dude who needs a beard.” Well, according to Us Weekly, Olivia is settling down with a dong. And I don’t hate her choice, although I don’t think it will last:
How funny! Olivia Wilde has been romantically linked to frequent Saturday Night Live guest star Justin Timberlake, but now the In Time actress is dating a full-time cast member on the show: Jason Sudeikis!
A source tells the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that Wilde, 27, and Sudeikis, 36, haven’t been shy about their new romance. The SNL funnyman brought Wilde to the show’s afterparty at NYC’s Loi on Dec. 4. “They walked in holding hands,” says a source.
“She’s come to the [SNL] studio at Rockefeller Center, and they’ve gone out to dinner after rehearsals,” adds an insider.
Wilde, whose divorce with Tao Ruspoli was finalized in October, has also been romantically linked to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.
Sudeikis dated Mad Men’s January Jones for six months before the duo split in January 2011. He was previously married to actress and 30 Rock writer Kay Cannon.
I tend to think Jason Sudeikis is kind of a dick, and he’s not really “forever dong” material, but he’s good for a five-month relationship. And then she’ll want to find some new strange and he’ll want to move on to whatever new, younger piece is waiting for him. I find my perception of Jason is so skewed because he and January Jones lasted for six months and I don’t understand how any man can sustain a relationship with her cold vanilla bitchery. Is it because she’s blonde and she has big boobs? Back to Olivia – is Jason a good choice for the girl that wants to be a big movie star? Not really, but this is where Olivia finds herself now – so many of the films she was in flopped, she’s not going to “breakout” in starring roles any time soon, so why not date another supporting player? It makes sense.
January Jones is getting pap’d non-stop since she announced her pregnancy, and these are the first photos I’ve seen where her bump is visible and evident. Nice. She looks good, I think. Anyway, yesterday we heard from Jason Sudeikis, who was cornered by a WaPo reporter over the weekend. Jason basically stuttered and fumbled when asked if he was the baby-daddy, which led some (me) to believe that he was the likely inseminator. Now Us Weekly is trying to piss on that theory:
A source tells Us Weekly that January Jones — who revealed she was pregnant April 28 — was so intent on starting a family that it drove a wedge between her and ex-beau Jason Sudeikis.
“She told him she wanted kids and it turned him off,” says the insider of the actress, 33, and the Saturday Night Live star, 35. “Jason was bummed out she was on the mommy track.”
While Jones has yet to reveal the father of her baby, the source doubts it’s Sudeikis: “If Jason were the dad, he’d step it up.”
Mad Men producers have reportedly yet to decide whether Jones’s pregnancy will be written into the show.
Here’s what I get from that report: 1) Jason is an immature douche who doesn’t like women to be anything other than dumb, sexed-up kittens; 2) Since Jason and January broke up in December/January, she probably hasn’t called him to catch up or to tell him about her pregnancy; 3) If she hasn’t called him, I suspect that he isn’t the father. I get the impression that January has already told the father, and that he either doesn’t want anything to do with her, or he’ll financially support her quietly. I just get the feeling that January made her announcement when she had already informed the father, and that Jason hasn’t been informed of anything, so he’s not the dad.
In other January news, People Magazine spoke to January’s Mad Men costar Aaron Staton, who told the mag: “It’s something that she’s wanted to do and that she’s excited to do… January is such a sweet person… I think she’s an honest person. I think she’s really going to be a great mother.” Good to know!