The tabloids are chock full of stories about Jennifer Aniston’s alleged relationship with Jason Sudeikis. The rumors started last week when a British tabloid reported that Aniston and Sudeikis had gotten involved right after his divorce. Unfortunately, Aniston’s rep just denied this sh-t:

Stop the gossip: Jennifer Aniston isn’t heating up with one of her costars in The Bounty Hunter.

“She is not dating Jason Sudekis,” her rep tells UsMagazine.com.

Sudekis, 34, divorced wife, 30 Rock writer Kay Cannon, earlier this year.

Still, Aniston’s rep adds, “I have no idea how this rumor got started, but there is no truth to it whatsoever.”

On Tuesday, Aniston helped BFF Courteney Cox celebrate her 45th birthday at Bouchon Beverly Hills.

“The group sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to Courteney,” a witness tells Us. “They all seemed to be laughing and having a great time.”

[From Us Weekly]

I wonder what happened? Do you think Aniston and Sudeikis were never dating, or they were and it’s over, or they were and are, and they just want it quiet? Secret hidden option four: Jason was a candidate for Aniston to fake-date, and it didn’t work out so Aniston is cutting him loose. Just putting it out there.

I’m a little disappointed, because I was looking forward to talking about the other tabloid rumors about Jason and Jennifer. It was getting juicy! OK Magazine (via Jezebel) is claiming that Aniston liked Jason’s “wicked, dry wit” and that “she’s missed being with an intellectual.” You mean John Mayer wasn’t an intellectual? Also, In Touch Weekly claims that Jennifer was the reason Jason got a part in Horrible Bosses, and that “she wouldn’t have pushed for him to get the part unless she saw a future with him.” Also, Jason is a cheater? When his marriage started having problems, he maybe had a bunch of girls on the side. Oh, and In Touch insinuates that Aniston and Sudeikis have Skype sex. Oh well. Lost another one.

Aniston on March 30, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Jennifer Aniston could have a new boyfriend! According to somewhat random British reports, Aniston has gotten her hands on Saturday Night Live’s “hot guy” Jason Sudeikis. Jason has always been who I consider the hot guy, but I will also accept Andy Samberg and that ridiculous, hilarious weirdo Bill Hader as “hot guys”. Jason turns 35 in September (he’s a Virgo, like me!), and he’s best known for his television work on SNL and 30 Rock, as well as his voice work on The Cleveland Show. However, Jason has been slowly building a film career, and he appeared in Bounty Hunter with Aniston, and he’s also attached to this film Horrible Bosses, also with Aniston. Here’s more from Showbiz Spy (thanks to Dlisted for the story):

JENNIFER Aniston has a new man in her life! The unlucky in love actress, 41, is reportedly dating 30 Rock actor Jason Sudeikis.

Jen has apparently enjoyed a series of secret dates with Jason, who she met last year when they appeared in The Bounty Hunter together.

During filming, Jen and Jason’s relationship was strictly platonic because Sudeikis was still married. However, now the actor is divorced and Jen’s helping him deal with the split, the pair have taken things to the next level.

“When Jen found out he was going through a break-up late last year, she made the effort to invite Jason over for dinner in case he was feeling lonely or down,” said one insider.

“They talked for hours and really opened up to each other. After a while, Jen realized she missed him in-between dates.

“She finds him hilarious. He is just what Jen needs — a solid, low key, funny man. It’s early days, but she’s quietly thrilled.”

[From Showbiz Spy]

If he just got a divorce, I doubt he’s thinking long-term, but I will accept the possibility that Jason and Jennifer are dating or having a fling. However, this really does come from random British sources, so you know. It could be bullsh-t. It could be someone was just looking through Aniston past and future costars and decided Jason sounded nice.

By the way, as I was looking up Jason’s information to write this, I found out that he has a film coming out called A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. Just thought I’d put that out there…

Oh, and since I do like Jason Sudeikis so much, I’m just using photos of him in this post. We all know what Aniston looks like, so what’s the point? Jason and John Krasinski, to me, are like what every woman has as the image of “The Ideal Boyfriend”.

Jason on March 4, 2010, May 18, 2009Credit: WENN.