The National Enquirer reports that Rosie O’Donnell is super jealous at her wife Kellie’s hot friend, Broadway star Julia Murney, and blew up at her in a rage over it. Rosie is said to be furious that Kellie kissed Julia, although Kellie denies that there’s any romance beyond a friendship.

Rosie O’Donnell exploded in a jealous rage at longtime lover Kellie Carpenter over her relationship with another woman, sources say.

The “other woman,” 40-year-old Broadway star and singer Julia Murney, has been a friend of both Rosie and Kelli for several years – but Rosie flipped out when it appeared that Kelli and Julia were developing a close bond. And though there’s no indication that there was anything romantic going on between Kelli and Julia, Rosie tore into her partner when she learned that the two women may have shared a friendly kiss, revealed a close source.

“Rosie is very protective of Kell and really freaked out when she heard about the lip lock,” the source told The Enquirer. “Rosie believed she was being betrayed, and it erupted into a nasty and bitter showdown with Kelli over her perceived cheating – even though Kelli told Rosie she and Julia were only friends and nothing more.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, April 13, 2009]

It sounds like Rosie is more upset at Kellie’s close relationship with Julia than she is at whatever kiss they shared. The National Enquirer also claims that rumors of an affair have dogged Kellie and Julia for over a year:

Julia has performed on the ship for Rosie’s cruises since they began, except for 2007, when her work in “Wicked” wouldn’t permit it.

Coincidentally, that was the only year Kelli has missed the cruise as well – and the absence of both women sent tongues wagging.

“After the seven-day excursion, there was talk around Broadway that Kelli and Julia’s relationship was picking up steam and that they ended up seeing each other that fall and into 2008,” said the source.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, April 13, 2009]

The Enquirer’s source goes on to say that there isn’t anything going on between Kelli and Julia despite what it may look like and that the cheating rumors aren’t true. Julia’s rep even says her client doesn’t play for that team. “While Julia is a popular performer with the gay community and has many gay friends, I want to stress… that she herself is in no way, shape or form a lesbian.” I’m surprised the dude didn’t add “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

Rosie and Kelli have four kids together and you hope for the sake of their family that they’re not fighting and have worked out this minor spat. You can see Rosie blowing up and getting all in Kelli’s face about it, though. She really seems like she has a bad temper.

Rosie and Kelli are shown on 3/31/08 and 5/12/08. Julia Murney is shown at the premiere of Mama Mia on 7/16/08. Credit: WENN.com

In case you needed further proof that Paris Hilton is still a loser (and who needs more evidence of that?) sources say she’s absolutely desperate to get pregnant with Benji Madden’s baby. There have been rumors floating around for the past few weeks that she was either pregnant or trying because she’d stopped drinking at parties. And you know Paris doesn’t just put away the booze unless there’s something in it for her. Now Page Six has it on good authority (and by that, I mean an anonymous, possibly shady “source”) that Paris is absolutely set on getting herself knocked up.

Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden. “She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.” Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before – swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.

[From Page Six]

Do you think that wonky eye is genetic? What are the odds she’ll pass it on? I’ve got to admit, I found the idea of Britney Spears and Nicole Richie having kids pretty scary. But neither of them compare to the terror I feel in my heart when I imagine Paris Hilton being allowed to give life to another human being. And then being in charge of the safety of that life.

Paris has long been reported to impulse by pets and then discards them when she loses interest. I am absolutely certain that there is no way in hell she isn’t stupid enough to think she can do the same thing with a kid. If there were anyone in Hollywood I would will a childless existence onto, it’d be Paris. Let’s pray to God that Benji Madden has enough sense to keep a condom strapped on, 24/7. And just to be safe, I’d wrap at least three packages of saran wrap around my entire body if I were him. Can’t hurt.

Here’s Paris and Benji arriving at La Taverna di Tony restaurant in Malibu for an early dinner on Sunday. Images thanks to WENN.

Marc Anthony hightailed it out of there when he saw his poorly made-up wife getting it on with healthy hottie LL Cool J for a video shoot.

Hey, at least he didn’t freak out, flip anyone off or shove and shout at LL for getting too close to his woman. Marc probably realizes he would lose any fight with buff LL. in about two minutes. Hell, LL is so confident about it he’s telling the story to the papers.

Here are Marc and J.Lo leaving their hotel in Santander, Spain on 10/12. Man I would love to be able to take a private jet to travel. [via]