We reported on August 6th that Jenna Jameson was pregnant with her boyfriend Tito Oritz, but no confirmation was made. Turns out, she wasn’t pregnant, but the speculation prompted her to take a test…

Earlier this month (Aug08) a New York newspaper reported the 34 year old was expecting her first child with her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz.

Jameson insists she wasn’t pregnant at the time, but the story prompted her to get tested - and discovered she really was with child.

She tells PerezHilton.com, “Funny enough, that story was fake, but I just found out I am pregnant.”
Jameson adds, “We’re over the moon.”

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Now, I have a reasonable idea of how babies are made, if you are unsure just google Jenna Jameson for some tips, but now I’m starting to wonder – did we somehow make this happen? Did the collective blogosphere, starting with Page Six, cause the word’s least likely candidate for motherhood to spawn?

Jenna in the past underwent IVF with her now ex-husband but failed to conceive, so I guess I’m pleased for her good news. I do have a reasonable amount of sympathy for her child – school is not going to be easy for the children of any porn star. I used to be embarrassed when my mom came to pick me up from school in a pair of bright green Hammer pants, but I should have just been grateful she was wearing pants.

Note by Celebitchy: Jenna Jameson is rumored to have had vaginal restoration surgery a little over a year ago. Natural childbirth after that type of surgery is not recommended by doctors, who usually advise patients to have a c-section if they get pregnant afterwards.

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are shown on 6/19/08 and 7/5/08. Credit: WENN

When I think of celebrities that either already are – or have the potential to be – truly terrible mothers, images of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson come into my mind. They’re not just the kind of women you wouldn’t describe as maternal – they’re the kind of women that would accidentally leave their baby next to a steaming hot jacuzzi with a television placed precariously on the edge while they went outside for a smoke.

But Jenna Jameson never even made it onto my mental list, because I never imagined she could even have a baby. I assumed everything was hollowed out down there, but apparently that’s not medically accurate, because according to Page Six, the woman who is arguably the most famous porn star in the world is pregnant.

CONGRATS to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. “She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.” Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson’s assistant didn’t return calls and Ortiz’s rep had no comment.

[From Page Six]

The jokes to be made are so easy – and so filthy – that I won’t make them. I’m really surprised Jenna was able to get pregnant. She’s been looking incredibly emaciated for the last couple years. Frankly she looked like she had anorexia, which she’s denied. She did have a battle with skin cancer, and she placed the blame for her weight loss on that and the stress from her divorce. But whatever the cause, I’m truly shocked that she was able to conceive. Hopefully she’ll lay low and put on some much needed weight.

I want a lot of credit for not making any hysterical jokes. Like this headline on Fark.

Here’s Jenna Jameson and Tony Ortiz at ‘Good Charlotte Good Morning Revival’ at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas on July 5th. Header image from the Pre-Emmy Nominee Party hosted by Darin Brooks on June 13th. Images thanks to WENN.

Former porn actress Jenna Jameson says her new movie “Zombie Stripper” is actually really political. No I’m not taking her remarks out of context. I love that she made a big deal about leaving porn, but her first non-pornographic film is about strippers. I know it’s not the same thing… but it’s not like she’s really taking an acting leap is it? Jenna says the film is awesome, and a lot deeper than the title would imply.

She went on the TV show The View to promote her new film Zombie Strippers, starring Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund. Here is what she said about the film:

“There’s a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that’s part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl.”

Heh, Zombie Strippers is about “a secret government re-animation chemo-virus that gets released into a Nebraska strip club. The virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into ‘Super Zombie Strippers.’”

[From 2Snaps]

You know, I say a lot of bad things about the Bush administration, but I’m pretty damn sure I’d stop myself from accusing them of injecting viruses into Nevada strip clubs to turn strippers into super zombie strippers. A California club, maybe. Definitely New York. But I don’t think there’s any way they’d bother with Nevada.

The sad thing is, this looks so incredibly terrible that I really want to see it. I’m also curious to find out if Jenna Jameson actually shows up on film anymore. The poor girl has practically wasted away. I’m fairly certain I’ll be able to spot her boobs and over-inflated lips, but I think they’ll probably just look like floating body parts. Maybe that’s why they turned it into a zombie film. It explains Jenna’s look a lot better.

Here’s Jenna Jameson at the “Zombie Strippers” Los Angeles Premiere on Tuesday. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Update by Celebitchy: Here’s Jenna on The View. She really holds her own and the atmosphere is uncomfortable throughout most of the interview.

Press the pause button on your (porn) DVDs - Jenna Jameson has announced her retirement! Again.

Porn queen Jenna Jameson shocked an auditorium full of porno stars and adult entertainment executives at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from showbiz.

“Honesty is key,” she said. “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”

Jameson’s announcement was met with some boos from the audience.

The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who shared: “Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time.”

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Her parents must be so proud. Who knew that when they waved their little girl off to school that she would one day be taking over from Jenna Jameson as the Queen of Porn? Actually, I was surprised to read how successful Jenna actually is within the industry.

Jenna started out in pornographic film after failing to meet the height requirement to be a Vegas showgirl, following in her mother’s footsteps. Her mother died before she was 2-years-old.

Jenna then worked as a nude model and stripper, before briefly entering rehab for cocaine, LSD and crystal meth addiction when she was 20, just after making her first film. A year later in 1994 she had breast and chin implants, which increased her popularity with adult film makers.

It wasn’t until Jenna released her autobiography in 2004 that she achieved mainstream success, appearing regularly on television (on Family Guy, WWE, and her own reality series) as well as having her own company, selling DVDs, video games and sex toys. She sold the company to Playboy in 2006.

Jenna, although bisexual, has been married twice to men within the porn industry. She attempted to get pregnant during her second marriage using IVF, but miscarried shortly after being diagnosed with skin cancer. She said she would be leaving adult entertainment when she had a baby, before announcing her retirement in August 2007, the same time that she had her breast implants removed.

So, is Jenna Jameson retiring because she is pregnant, or just because no one wants to see her hoo hoo anymore? Isn’t there a market for middle-aged pornstars? Jenna apparently had a vaginioplasty last year, which I guess is one of the first places a porn star might get plastic surgery to maintain her appearance.

Jenna will continue running her company ClubJenna. Additional information from Wikipedia.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are shown at the opening of CatHouse Restaurant and Lounge at the Luxor Hotel on 12/29/07, thanks to PRPhotos.

Jenna Jameson walked the runway for New York designer Heatherette yesterday, and looked like death on a stick. I know she’s blamed her scary weight loss on her diagnosis of malignant melanoma, but that was back in November of 2004 – so nearly three years ago. She had the misshapen mole removed the following month, and says she’s been “100 percent cancer free” since then. So that really doesn’t explain why she looks as skeletal as ever. She seemed to be looking a little healthier lately – less orange tan (after a skin cancer diagnosis, you’d hope even a porn star could at least stay away from the tanning machine) – took out her fake boobs, seemed to have put a little weight back on her emaciated frame. But it seems the porn star has gotten a little skeletal again, considering how he looked on the runway.

“Jenna Jameson is making a transition from the seedy world of porn into the Hollywood celebrity set and has been doing the rounds at New York Fashion Week. She recently stole the show when she walked the red carpet at the Heatherette show looking like a shadow of her former self.

The actress has been battling rumours she is struggling with anorexia for the last few months but she has dismissed those reports and blamed her recent bitter divorce. The Queen of Porn has said it upsets her when fans tell her to “eat a burger” or that they prefer the “old Jenna.” Jenna had posted this message on her MySpace page in response to the accusations a couple of months ago but her situation has not improved and she has gone on to lose even more weight.

[From The Daily Telegraph]

When Jenna first started losing too much weight, she blamed the stress of the skin cancer diagnosis (which also caused her to have a miscarriage). That’s totally understandable, but as those issues faded into the background, she didn’t look any healthier, and has recently been blaming the stress of her (albeit very acrimonious) divorce.

“I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me… only because, everyone that is judging me… has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic.

Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans (and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old Jenna back! I’m sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.

“I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can’t because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now. “Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!

[From The Daily Telegraph]

I know a lot of people don’t eat when they’re stressed, but when you have chronic stress and don’t eat as a result, that is a real problem. I’m not sure if it’s anorexia by definition, but she sure seems beyond the point of having lost “stress weight.” Anorexia is a disease that - for many sufferers - is about control. When you can’t control all the other stressful things in your life, you can control how little you eat. It seems logical that Jenna could be having those issues right now. Since she spent so many years in such a body-focused industry, it makes sense that she could try to control that one area of her life right now, and take it too far. She doesn’t look quite as cartoonish as she did for a while – though her boobs still don’t look natural to me, even though she claimed to have had her implants removed. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when her divorce is over – if she’ll magically put on some weight, or if she’ll come up with a new excuse.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Jenna flashing her ass and looking scary skinny at the Heatherette show. Images thanks to WENN.

Porn Queen Jenna Jameson had her gigantic breast implants removed, and looks a lot less scary. I’m not going to say she looks good, because that would imply that weighing 74 pounds looks good. But it looks better than weighing 74 pounds with 20 pound implants strapped on. Jameson had the implants removed to mark her retirement from the porn industry. While most businesses mark your retirement with a gold watch, removing your implants seems like a pretty sensible porn equivalent. The only thing that would complete the cycle would be if she then sold them on eBay. No word on that though. Jenna says that she now is a lot more comfortable with her body, and no longer feels self-conscious about the implants. Apparently before, she was – gasp! – shy at the beach! She also was a modest granny, and often wore high-necked clothes when she wasn’t partaking in porn-related activities. Jameson gave the lowdown to US Weekly.

On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

On how she felt postsurgery:
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”

On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”

On who will play her in a movie about her life:
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
“I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”

[From US Weekly]

I love the actresses she wants to play her. Two out of three are very elegant and pretty, and it makes sense that someone would like them, but they’re waaaaay above Jenna Jameson. Sienna Miller would probably be good though. And she’s not about much of anyone. While Jameson is done with porn forever, she will continue to run her porn-related business ventures, like her $30 million-a-year ClubJenna empire. She’ll also be working on her comic book and a clothing line. I’m guessing that clothing line will be filled with high-necked garments, since that’s what Jameson prefers.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Jenna at the Annual “Night of 100 Stars” Oscar Gala in February. Image thanks to PR Photos.

Vegas Popular reports that Jenna Jameson’s ex husband, fellow co-star Jay Grdina, is working hard to avoid running into her new boyfriend, Ultimate Fighter Tito Ortiz, at the Adult Video Expo in Vegas. They say both men have hired extra security and obviously don’t want to see each other while they’re at the event. Jenna has a new adult video she’s promoting that she shot with Grdina.

Jenna’s ex, Grdina, is said to now be dating Shanna Moakler, the estranged wife of Travis Barker. I thought that Barker and Moakler were seen making out in public recently but if this is true she seems to be moving on anyway.

But the most intriguing juicy gossip in this strip-off show-all head-to-head combat is the whisper that, since New Years, Jenna’s ex has been out on dates with Travis Barker’s ex, Shanna [Moakler]. (You all remember the divorce-cake she cut-apart last fall at LIGHT nightclub in the Bellagio!) Ah the wicked web that love lets loose.

Jameson recently blasted men in the porn industry for relying on Viagra, saying she’s glad it wasn’t so popular back in her day. “All you have to do is look at their red faces to know they’re taking something so they can perform. It’s disgusting. I’m glad I got out before the heavy pill-popping started.” You can’t blame them, considering they’d have to be superhuman or use lots of editing to go through all that.

Jenna Jameson is looking kind of scary skinny at the AVN Adult Entertainment expo. In some of these pictures she just looks thin, but in others she looks like a stick. Her face seems to be, uh, quite different too.

Update: photos removed due to end of subscription agreement with photo agency.

Reader Angelika alerted me to a post on PerezHilton’s site that claimed that Dave Navarro was putting the blocks to America’s favorite former porn star Jenna Jameson. I said I’d wait until the story got picked up by other news outlets, but it’s true and I shouldn’t have waited.

TMZ reports that they contacted Jenna’s publicist and she confirmed their relationship:

Yeah, I can’t wait until these two go out in public and are photographed together. No wonder Jenna’s husband is abusing strippers. He’s pissed that she left him!

Carmen won’t be happy to hear about Dave’s latest hookup, but rumor has it that Carmen and Dave were split for months before they announced their divorce.

Jenna Jameson’s wax replica was unveiled at the Las Vegas branch of Madame Tussauds last week. She is the first adult film star immortalized in wax. The wax version of fan favorite Jenna will “whisper sexy messages” when you rub her tattoos.

It’s appropriate that Jameson’s wax version is shown next to Hugh Hefner. Playboy enterprises bought her “Club Jenna” business for an undisclosed amount in June, 2006.

Jenna Jameson’s husband, adult film producer Jay Grdina, is accused of assault on a strip club dancer. The woman claims she was doing a table dance for him on July 22nd when he grabbed her hair and pushed her down. Dennis Rodman was hanging out with Grdina at the club at the time, but is not said to be involved in the incident. Grdina denies the charges.

Here is Jenna and her wax version. [via]