That title is actually misleading, because the story is based on a supposed insider quote found at FemaleFirst, meaning it could be total bullshit made up by anyone, but Aniston is supposedly over her Rachel character and unwilling to do a “Friends” movie:

A source said: “There have been whispers of a ‘Friends’ movie for a while now, especially with the ‘Sex and the City’ film finally getting the go-ahead.

“But it can’t happen without Jen and she thinks ‘Friends’ has had it’s time and she should move on with her film career.

“I think if they were given a chance the rest of the cast would probably go for it but Jen sees playing Rachel again – even in a film – as going back, not moving forward.

“She wants to earn respect as a movie actress in her own right and take on more serious roles to stretch her acting ability.”

[Female First via Gossip Rocks]

Unlike Sex and the City, I would actually go see a Friends movie, because despite how annoying Aniston might seem to many of you now I always found her character and the other Friends endearing and funny. I didn’t watch it all the time, but you know they could make the movie pretty entertaining and you don’t have to be a die-hard fan to see it.

I doubt she said this though. It’s a pretty decent assumption considering how she’s been managing her career, but she probably never told anyone this that would actually blab to Female First or whatever non-sourced magazine or rag they got it from.

Here is Aniston in a damn good mood rubbing her shawl all over her face while out to dinner in NY recently. What’s that all about? Thanks to Splash News for these pictures.

Even though Jennifer Aniston had supposedly broken up with model Paul Sculfor, sources are saying that the two are still together, and Jennifer is actually considering moving to England with him – to aid his homesickness.

The Friends star is claimed to be happy with a move across the Atlantic to aid her homesick boyfriend.

A source commented: “Jennifer loves the UK and London – especially now that, with her relationship with Paul, she has a reason to be there.

“Paul has been missing home and Jennifer is tired of Los Angeles so it seems only logical they give it a go.”

They added: “Paul has a place in the UK but they plan to look for something together in London soon.”

[From Digital Spy]

Somehow I don’t think Jennifer is stupid enough to do that just yet. She seems uber – if not over – bonded with best friend Courtney Cox, and apparently has a pretty tight circle of friends in Los Angeles. The article also claims that Aniston and Sculfor never broke up, and that Sculfor actually just went home to London for two weeks.

This woman has a history of picking men that don’t want to commit to her. She was engaged to Tate Donovan, married for five years, only to be left for Angelina Jolie (though of course Brad refutes that), then spent how many years clowning around with Vince Vaughn, who everyone knew she was too good for, and he still wouldn’t commit to her. Sometimes you just look at someone and can see they’re empty, and Paul Sculfor is one of those guys. Maybe it’s the vacant model stare, but there’s just a lack of substance there. I hope she finds someone decent who treats her well. Actually, I still hope she finds Ross, but I’m a loser that way.

This is a cute commercial. I think it’s Dutch. Can you guys let me know and has anyone seen it on television?

There’s a rumor that Aniston wants to adopt, and that she’s looking for an American kid despite Oprah urging her to adopt an African infant. The source is Britain’s Grazia magazine which makes up a lot of shit, so I doubt it’s true. The last thing Aniston would want to do is follow in Angelina’s footsteps.

Thanks to SmitHappens for finding this. [via]

Update: readers in Singapore and Australia say that this commercial is old and has been around for at least a couple of years.

Jennifer Aniston was noticeably absent at last night’s Golden Globes. Everyone was wondering if she would show up and how she would handle it if she ran into Brad and Angelina. At least she can revel in the fact that her rival Angelina couldn’t even manage to act happy on the red carpet.

I didn’t see Jen’s good friend Courteney Cox there, either. Now the news is that Aniston is going to make a guest appearance on Cox’s critically-panned new FX series, Dirt:

Former Friends costars Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are going to share the small screen once again – but this time the pals will play rivals on Cox’s new FX drama, Dirt.

Aniston will appear on the show’s March 27 finale as Tina Harrod, a rival magazine editor to Cox’s character, Lucy Spiller.

“We’re shooting this Thursday – I can’t wait,” Cox told PEOPLE on Monday. “We’ll have a ball. We’re just going to have fun.”

This appearance will mark the first time the friends will have been on a show together since Friends went off the air in 2004.

From most accounts, Dirt is a rather humorless show, and people speculate that it will be cancelled soon. Cox herself doesn’t seem too enthused with it, and didn’t do that well in a promotional session for the series at the Television Critics Association. It might not be the best idea for Aniston to make an appearance on what could be the last episode.

Update: Thanks to Kellie and Diva for pointing out that Courteney Cox was a presenter at the Golden Globes. I should have watched the whole thing, but there’s just too much going on at our house this week.

There’s a story in this week’s Life & Style, that Vince Vaughn tried to get Jennifer Aniston to take him back when he visited her house around the holidays.

OK! Magazine ran this same news that Vaughn visited Aniston on Christmas Eve and claimed that she just wanted to show him her new Beverly Hills home. I’m going with OK’s version.

Here’s what Life & Style said:

Early afternoon, Christmas Eve. Jennifer Aniston, in her Hollywood Hills home, was looking forward to dinner with friends at LA steak house Mastro’s. But when the bell rand and Jen opened the door, she found herself face-to-face with her ex-boyfriend Vince Vaughn. It had been a while. The couple had broken up in October during Jen’s visit to London, where Vince has been filming Fred Claus, and hadn’t seen each other since. “Jen was happy to see Vince,” says an insider. “She’s never stopped caring for him.”

But if Vince’s visit was a bit out of the blue (he’d decided to jet to L.A. during a break from filming) what he rold Jen once they sat down inside was really out of left field: He wanted a second chance. “He told Jen he’d do whatever it took to win her back,” the insider adds, “even give her the baby she wants.”

Jen was touched by Vince’s sincere offer but said she’d been doing some soul-searching of her own. “Jen told him, ‘I really care about you, but this is all just too little too late,” says the insider. “But she said she hoped they could stay friends.”

[From Life & Style print edition, January 15, 2007]

I really doubt any of this is true apart from the fact that Vaughn visited Aniston on Christmas eve and stayed for an hour and a half, which is news that must come from the paparazzi crouching outside her home.

OK!’s version of events is that Vince visited Jen and they’re not more than friends:

Jen ended 2006 on an upbeat note…

Just before Christmasn, former flame Vince Vaughn visited her new $15 million Beverly Hills home. “Jen adores the house and was thrilled for Vince to see it,” a friend of the actress tells OK!

Vince, who had been in London filming the upcoing comedy Fred Claus, had returned to Los Andeles on Dec. 23 and made visiting Jen one of his top priorities. “Jen does not have a history of remaining friends with her exes but she wants that with Vince,” says Jen’s pal. “Now they’re buddies who can run into each other without it being uncomfortable. Jen certainly doesn’t have that with Brad.”

[From OK! print edition, January 15, 2007]

What to believe? Well, Life & Style is also saying that Angelina is pregnant again, so I think OK! is more accurate. Neither of these stories seem to have actual quotes from anyone who is a friend of Jen’s or some kind of “insider,” but who knows?

Life &amp: Style story from Sammie’s Effluvia. OK! story from the magazine I was duped into buying by the fake cover story that Angelina is somehow feeling guilty for saying she wanted to meet with Jennifer Aniston, which I will cover shortly.

Pictures of Vaughn in a santa hat on the set of his new movie found at Heart of News.

Jennifer Aniston and K-Fed, yes there’s no other K-Fed I could be referring to, supposedly met up unexpectedly at a club and spent the evening bonding over shots of Limoncello, the same lemon liquor that led to Danny Devito’s drunken appearance on The View. They then slipped out together through the back door. What happened next is anyone’s guess:

After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen was first introduced to the high-octane cocktail in Italy by the same guy that sent his pal Danny DeVito to be on “The View” while he was in a state of mild delirium.

And what other newly exed celeb happened to be in the same place, slamming a Colt 45 while wearing a too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit? None other than FedEx and his posse, all of whom went nuts when they saw Jen. My sources tell me they spent the rest of the night in a private area, making fun of their exes.

When the lights of the club finally came on, the two were seen escaping into the shadows through a back door. Citrus owner Peter Chin, always tight-lipped about his mega-star clientele, would neither confirm nor deny the story, then gave me his signature ‘wink.’

Aniston had made an appearance earlier in the night at the premiere of pal Courteney Cox’s new series for FX, Dirt, in which Cox plays a no-holds barred tabloid editor. Incidentally, Cox has said that she would be open to a Friends reunion, but said that it wasn’t in the works yet.

As to what prompted Aniston to perhaps go home with the FedEx, we can only guess it was the liquor. The whole scenario sounds like it was made up by the Limoncello marketing people, who were so grateful for Danny Devito’s on-air plug that they sent a case of the stuff to The View afterwards.

I’m not an Aniston fan, (I mean I was back when she was on Friends, but that was ages ago) but I feel sorry for the woman at this point if this news is true. She went from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn to K-Fed. You can just hear the rock dropping into the well.

As for whether she’s pregnant or not, that probably not true. The British newsletter that reported the dubious news two weeks ago said just last week that it was probably water retention. And wishful thinking. She’s not helping matters with outfits like this though.

Thanks to reader Borat for the tip!

Pictures from Superior Pics.

Star magazine claims that not only were Vince and Jen still together up until Thanksgiving, but that Vince cheated on Jen with a 20 year-old Texas college student he met a Budapest restaurant. I know it sounds weird, but go with it – Star even has evidence of an edited blog entry and an supposed e-mail this woman wrote her friends bragging about how she bagged Vaughn.

Star says that they told Jen’s reps this story was about to come out, and that’s when they announced the split. That doesn’t convince me that they were still together, just that Vince got with a college chick:

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn had not split up before Thanksgiving. In fact, the former Friend tried to convince her on-again, off-again boyfriend to make the 12-hour flight from London (where he’s been filming the comedy Fred Claus) to L.A., to join Jen for the holiday. When he turned her down, she ended up alone joining best friend Courteney Cox-Arquette and hubby David Arquette.

As for Vince, he hopped a three-and-a-half-hour flight to Budapest. On Nov. 25, while dining in a local restaurant with two pals, Vince befriended three female students at a nearby table — including Laura Mallory Lane, 20, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas, who was on holiday while studying abroad in Rome.

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The group proceeded to have a cocktail-fueled evening that ended with Vaughn and Lane (who goes by her middle name of Mallory) in bed together — all of it documented in an e-mail entitled, “I shacked with Vince Vaughn” that Lane sent to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters two days later, says a source!

When the bars had closed at 2 a.m., Mallory wrote that the group ventured back to Vaughn’s hotel and Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink — which she did. “I did not feel pressured at all,” Mallory wrote.

“We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn’t have sex, but it was just as good …”

Nevertheless, it wasn’t a good thing for Jen. Star alerted Jen’s reps to our story and lo and behold the couple announced their final breakup!

I tried to google specific phrases in that woman’s blog post, and I looked for her blog using different keywords in her name and location and couldn’t find anything. It’s possible she took it down or it’s just too hard to locate. (Update: reader Jess has better google skills, here’s her blog.)

This e-mail is also kind of hackneyed and suspect. Ooh, they hung out all night and made out but didn’t have sex. Isn’t that a cliche? I mean, I know I had a few of those encounters in college but it doesn’t sound really legitimate to me.

Here’s the blog entry. All of these images are from Star and I cannot find the actual blog here’s a link to her blog
12/4 original entry mentioning Vaughn:

12/6 edited entry deleting Vaughn. It seems a little strange that there’s a double line break where that text would be, but she could have put it in there when she erased the other text:

So either:
1. This story is bogus, there is no college woman and someone made this up to make it seem like Vince and Jen were still together and to make Vince look bad
2. Vince and Jen were really together and keeping under the radar and he did cheat OR
3. Vince and Jen were not together for months as everyone suspected and Vince just hooked up with this random chick with a big mouth.

I’m voting for 3.

Update: Thanks to reader Jess’ excellent googling, we have a link to the blog in question. Here’s the post from this Monday where she deleted the line about Vince, and there is one newer post with a cute picture of her posing with her friends in Prague. (I was only there once, it was beautiful.) There are currently four comments on the Vince Vaughn post asking about her encounter with him. I’m betting she’ll take the blog down within a few days.

Last week we reported that tired old recycled rumor that Aniston is pregnant again with Vince Vaughn’s spawn, but it was reported somewhere new so it was like our duty to cover it. A “pregnant” Aniston was said to have been visiting Vaughn on the London set of his new movie, Fred Claus, where he’s re-writing the script between takes and delaying production. The most surprising part of the story was that anyone would believe that Aniston was still with Vaughn, because even though she went on Oprah just in time for the DVD release of “The Break Up” and sort of half-said they were still together, there’s no evidence to prove it and no one really bought their relationship anyway.

Now People is reporting that this non-couple is entirely, absolutely broken up. Were they ever together? They refused to be photographed together, Vince often called Jennifer his buddy, and he famously told Letterman that he wasn’t saying if they were or weren’t a couple.

After more than a year together, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have decided to part ways. “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today,” reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani tell PEOPLE exclusively.

The statement ends weeks of speculation that Aniston and Vaughn’s relationship has been cooling off. Vaughn has been filming Fred Claus in London since late September, while Aniston has been busy working in Los Angeles and New York.

Despite their distance, both had made efforts to ensure the relationship was still going strong. In October, Vaughn, 36, threatened to sue several tabloid newspapers that alleged he was seen kissing a mystery blonde and had ended his relationship with Aniston, 37. The actress also shot down rumors of a rift on Oct. 11 when she told Oprah Winfrey that the two were still together.

Aniston visited Vaughn in London in late October after spending nearly a month apart. The two took in the London sights and caught a matinee showing of the musical Wicked. The actress returned to L.A. a few days later…

After doing a well-received stint in the 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays on Broadway benefit in October, Aniston has been back in L.A. Vaughn will be shooting Fred Claus in London through this month.

Now who needs this publicity, Aniston or Vaughn? I would say Aniston since IMDB lists that she’s got three movies coming up, and it was her publicist who announced this stale non-news.

I don’t really believe this at all, but I could see how other people would considering that this is the woman who proudly wore a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck.

There’s a story in the latest Life and Style that Angelina has forbid Brad from talking to his ex, Jennifer Aniston, after Aniston reached out to him to work together. Aniston was said to have talked to Gwyneth Paltrow while she was in London trying to make it seem as if her relationship with Vince Vaughn wasn’t completely over. Paltrow told Aniston how great it was to work with Pitt, and since Aniston’s career is shit now she was supposedly convinced to contact Brad to collaborate again through their Plan B production company.

It all smells like bullshit to me, but now there’s an hilarious story that Angelina is casting little creepy spells on Brad to keep him in her skinny clutches. The source is some voodoo expert who just knows this is happening:

The Mr and Mrs Smith stars reportedly turned into real-life couple during the film’s shooting – the period when Pitt was still married to Aniston. Later the actor dumped his wife for the puffy-lipped siren and went on to father her adopted kids. The stars also became proud parents of their first biological child, daughter Shilouh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

And according to a leading voodoo expert, Doctor Snake, Jolie has allegedly put a magical spell on Pitt to forbid him from rekindling his relationship with the former Friends beauty.

“That vial sounds suspiciously like a voodoo ‘mojo hand’, or magical charm”, said the author of cult best-seller “Voodoo Spellbook” to Softpedia.

Snake is skeptical that the charm is for warding off accidents, as voodoo spells using ingredients from bats are normally used as he says in the workings of a black magic love spell.
“One dark voodoo spell uses Bat’s Heart Incense, which is burnt to break up a love affair or marriage”, The Post Chronicle quoted the Doctor, as saying.

And there’s an earlier story from this same voodoo expert that says that’s how Angelina got Brad in the first place. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she’s drop dead gorgeous and smart.

Header image from MSN.

Now that the world clearly no longer cares, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have each confirmed their doubtful relationship. Last week British newspapers printed a picture of Vaughn kissing a “mystery blonde” in London, where he’s filming. Everyone had heard several different versions of the couple’s breakup and maybe long-over engagement at that point, and no one seemed to really give a shit if Vince cheated since they refused to acknowledge their relationship in the first place.

Aniston made a surprising announcement on “Oprah” yesterday that she’s still with Vaughn, while Vaughn’s lawyer made a statement that he didn’t cheat on his ol’ buddy Jen and that they’re still bumping uglies:

On Oprah yesterday, Aniston said: “Oh no, no,” when asked if she was “broken up,” with presumably Vince.

These half-worded statements are a big step forward for the supposed couple, who only spoke of each other as friends.

Vince famously refused to acknowledge his relationship with Jennifer at any point up until now. On “Oprah” in May he said Jennifer’s “one of my favorite people,” and on David Letterman at that same time he said “I’m not saying we are or aren’t a couple. I think she’s great, but I just don’t discuss whether we are.”

These two costars wouldn’t even pose on the red carpet together as is common at premieres. There are also scant few candids of the two together.

It’s just a coincidence that “The Break Up” is out on DVD today, right?