I didn’t really understand why this story became a big deal a few days ago. It’s all about legendary super-agent Sue Mengers, who was a big deal in the 1970s and 1980s. She was friends with all of the big stars, she threw lavish, cocaine-soaked parties and she was brilliant at promotion and self-promotion in the era before the internet. Mengers died this year, and New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd eulogized her in a NYT Magazine piece. In the piece, Dowd mentions an anecdote about Mengers and her friendship with Jennifer Aniston. I’ve actually read comments from Mengers about her friendship with Aniston before – Mengers never rep’d Aniston, but Mengers acted as an “advisor” of sorts for Aniston for years. Mengers thought Aniston was awesome and fabulous, and Mengers had harsh words for Angelina Jolie. Anyhoodle, Dowd claims that Menger “advised” Aniston to ask for Brad Pitt’s sperm after they had split up:

Top Hollywood agent Sue Mengers gave Jennifer Aniston some plum advice when she split with husband Brad Pitt — ask Pitt for a sperm donation.

Bizarrely, Maureen Dowd delivers this shocking showbiz tidbit in an ode to Mengers, who died this year, in The New York Times Magazine. Dowd recalls, “She was a yenta who loved fixing people up, in work and in love. If a match struck, she would urge the woman, ‘We have to close the deal.’ After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.”

Comments like this, as stinging as it may have been to the heartbroken Aniston at the time, were apparently part of Mengers’ nature. The agent — who threw parties attended by Jack Nicholson, Jon Hamm, Tina Fey, Aaron Sorkin, and many others — was known for her brash ideas. She was a close [friend] to many stars, including Aniston.

“The first woman to become the Man among Hollywood superagents was full of exhilarating vulgarity,” writes Dowd. “Mengers presided with a devilish wit and an angelic smile, a dirty, flirty girl with devastating timing.”

Presumably, Aniston did not take Mengers’ advice. Instead, she appears to have a more laidback approach to motherhood.

“There’s no desperation,” Aniston told Elle in October. “If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m at peace with whatever the plan is.”

[From Page Six]

Am I missing something? Why is this story getting so much ink? A former “super-agent” told her recently divorced mentee to get some of her ex-husband’s sperm… for what? So that Aniston could have Brad’s baby after they had split up? So Aniston could further insinuate herself into Brad’s life after they were over? So that Aniston could get pregnant with Brad’s baby and he would come running back to Jennifer? I don’t understand this plot. At all. It actually makes Aniston look bad, in my opinion, which probably isn’t what Mengers wanted? Except that I suspect that Mengers advised Aniston to play the “pity party” card for a long time.

Photos courtesy of WENN, archive image of Mengers.

Last week, there was yet another sketchy story about Jennifer Aniston and her womb. It was from OK! Magazine, and it was full of quotes from a “neighbor” of Aniston’s in NYC. Now, I didn’t really think that one of Aniston’s actual neighbors was talking about Aniston’s fertility treatments and such – I thought it was just random tabloid BS, which Aniston’s rep first denied and then “joked” about, thus adding fuel to the pregnancy fires. Anyway, I’m starting to wonder about the report and that sketchy, Peeping Tom neighbor. The Mail’s Katie Nicholl claims that Aniston isn’t happy with how much attention she and Justin Theroux draw when they’re in NYC.

Jennifer Aniston shot to fame playing flatmate Rachel in the New York sitcom Friends. But now the 42-year-old is not finding Big Apple apartment life quite so funny – she is being hounded out of her Manhattan home by the fans.

Only last April the actress, left, splashed out £3.8 million on two luxury flats in New York’s trendy West Village after deciding to quit Los Angeles.

She planned to knock the two together to create a dream home with her new actor boyfriend, Justin Theroux, 40, a cousin of British documentary maker Louis Theroux. But after months of being besieged by photographers, she now wants to relocate to a more private neighbourhood.

‘Jennifer is not dealing well with having the photographers loiter outside her building,’ says a spy. ‘There are also always lots of fans and she feels vulnerable every time she steps out. She’s finding she’s just too famous to live where she wanted.’

Jennifer may now move to the city’s Upper East or Upper West Side, where Ben Affleck and Madonna live.

‘Jen wants a place with more anonymity, security and privacy,’ adds the source. ‘She and Justin will probably keep a small place in LA but the focus for them is living in New York.’

[From The Mail]

From what I’ve seen, looking through photos over the past few months, Justin and Jennifer have learned to avoid the paparazzi when they want. They travel back and forth from LA often enough, and it seems like they do have more privacy in LA, but they’ve figured out a system in NYC too – either that, or they just aren’t leaving the apartment anymore.

Also – I do wonder about Heidi Bivens. Allegedly, she was (allegedly) really peeved that Aniston and Theroux were acting so loved up all around her (Heidi’s) hometown, and it seemed like Justin and Jennifer were walking on eggshells trying to avoid pissing Heidi off to the point where Heidi would give some sordid tell-all interview. Of course, that was before Jennifer Aniston met Heidi face-to-face to tell Heidi that she (Jennifer) has had a really hard time with all of the homewrecking. Maybe Heidi is over it now? Or maybe Heidi got paid.

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN & PCN.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, DirectTV gave me some free movie channels, and at one point in my orgy of turkey, ham and wine, I caught twenty minutes of Just Go With It. It was terrible – much worse than even I was expecting. It’s like everybody in that film just agreed to go to Hawaii and get paid and they didn’t even bother with a proper script or anything. Anyway, I watched a scene with Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston, and it shocked me. Nicole’s face was frozen and jacked, obviously, but she was trying to make some facial expressions, and it worked sometimes. The shocking part? Parts of Jennifer Aniston’s face looked more frozen than Nicole’s. During that film, Aniston had something weird going on with her mouth/cheeks/lower face. Like, Aniston could move her eyebrows but she was talking oddly, like she couldn’t feel her upper lip or something.

So – do you really think Aniston gets injectables? I’ve figured her for a Restylane girl for several years now – they make a face look “fuller” and younger, and I always think Aniston has gotten some fresh injections when she looks particularly apple-cheeked. In the new issue of InStyle, Aniston comes close to admitting it:

Jennifer Aniston thanks her Greek genes for her cool California glow, but the actress admits she’s starting to see a few negative effects from her years of sun worshiping.

“I’ve started getting those little sun spots,” she tells InStyle. “Things are beginning to pop out. Even the texture [of my skin] is changing. So I’ve recently started zapping the spots and getting spray tans whenever I can. And I’ve graduated to using SPF 60 sunblock when I’m on the beach.”

She quickly dispels any rumors of cosmetic enhancements, however. “People think that I do a lot of injections, but I don’t,” she states. “I’m not saying that I haven’t tried it … but I see how it’s a slippery slope.” Still, she plans to stay away for the time being. “All that cosmetic stuff looks ridiculous on me,” she shares.

Revealing that she tints her eyelashes every three weeks (“I hate wearing mascara,” she says) and that she used to keep scissors in her car’s glove compartment to trim split ends (“It was a weird tic,” she admits), the star says she wasn’t always confident about her looks.

“I was a dumpy teenager,” she shares. “My mom was a model and was all about looks, so I rebelled by going goth. It took me years of peeling back the onion to finally stop using makeup as a mask and feel comfortable in my skin.”

But these days, the “Sexiest Woman of All Time” takes comments on her looks in stride.

“I quit smoking a few months ago and I put on a couple of pounds,” she says. “Normally I’d be like, ‘Oh my god, I gained weight! Everyone is going to think I’m pregnant!’” Not anymore. “Now,” she says, “I just don’t care.”

[From People]

Tinted eyelashes? I’ve never done that. Is it a quick process? Why does it have to be done every three weeks? So many questions. As for her skin care – well, yes, of course. She’s been an unapologetic sunbather for years and years. She loves to roast herself under the hot Mexican sun. Of course there’s going to be long-term skin damage, and fake-baking isn’t really going to help, either. That will just turn the skin damage a nice shade of orange!

But let‘s talk about: “I’m not saying that I haven’t tried it … but I see how it’s a slippery slope.” Meaning what? That she has tried it and she found the maintenance of monthly injections exhausting? Oh, and I also think she’s been fooling around with collagen lip injections too – at least she was when she was promoting Horrible Bosses.

PS… Do you think Aniston (and Theroux) will make it to the Golden Globes now that Brad and Angelina have gotten their nominations? I say… no. I think she’ll make it to the Oscars, though. Maybe she and Theroux will present together (ha). If she managed to get John Mayer into a tux for Oscar night, OF COURSE she’ll show up to the Kodak with Theroux.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Jennifer Aniston’s womb takes the cover of this week’s Star Magazine. Apparently, she’s totes preggo with twins. OMG! I mean, the Womb Watch on Aniston will never stop, ever. Even if she actually does get pregnant at some point and gives birth to the most perfect America’s Sweetheart Baby, there would still be Womb Watch. I’ve thought in the past that Aniston likes for us to discuss the state of her gut, but I think even she gets tired of it sometimes, especially after she and publicist went to all of that trouble to get her named “the hottest woman of all time.” Would the hottest woman of all time ever let Justin Theroux impregnate her with receding-hairline twins?

Jennifer Aniston has only been dating boyfriend Justin Theroux less than a year, but she can’t wait to have kids with him! And now she’s finally pregnant, according to a new report in Star magazine.

“She’s been taking fertility drugs, which can lead to multiples,” a friend close to Jen revealed to Star. “Jen thinks she’s having twins.”

Friends say that the couple have been planning on babies for months now. “Jen was sure early on that Justin was The One, so they’ve been trying for a baby for a while,” a source said. “Jen felt that there was no reason to wait.”

But the 42-year-old actress and 40-year-old actor weren’t having luck at first, so Jen turned to fertility drugs.

“Jen definitely looks pregnant,” a neighbor told Star. “My kitchen window overlooks a bedroom in Jen’s house, and I see her changing clothes from time to time. She seems to have a baby bump — it’s more than just a bloated belly.”

Friends say there’s more signs than just a possibly baby bump: “She’s usually the first to pop open a bottle of wine or suggest sunset margaritas, but she claims she’s cutting back,” a friend said.

The nosy neighbor has also seen other signs, too: “She’s had lots of friends visiting, bringing her things. And when they’re there, she doesn’t lift a finger. She’s always hanging out on the couch and eating Haagen-Dazs.”

Jen’s friends also say she’s been testing out her mothering skills with her celeb mommy friends’ kids. Sheryl Crow “has invited Jen to spend time with her boys so she can get a feel for what it’s like to be around kids,” said one source.

She’s had plenty of time with her BFF Courtney Cox’s daughter, Coco. “Jen is really good with her and just dotes on her,” an insider revealed. “Everyone tells her she’s going to make a great mom.”

Although being pregnant would be a dream come true for Jen, don’t expect to hear an official announcement anytime soon. “Jen’s always said that she wouldn’t announce a pregnancy until she was well into her second trimester,” an insider explained.

In the meantime, her friends and family couldn’t be happier for her and Justin. “Everyone in Jen’s family is buzzing that she’s finally pregnant,” one source said. “After a few false alarms, it looks like it’s finally happening for her.”

[From Holly Baby]

Huvane went to Gossip Cop and said that this is “100% not true” and then joked that Aniston was actually pregnant with triplets. Hahahaha fertility is so funny! That’s why his client is always on Womb Watch. Because of “jokes” like that. The next best thing would be for Huvane to say, “No, that’s not true, but she has gained a little weight in her mid-section, right? WINK.” So, basically, I now kind of believe that Aniston really is preggo.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & PCN.

Men’s Health Magazine ranked the “hottest women of all time” and Jennifer Aniston came out #1. For real. OF ALL TIME. I actually understand when Aniston gets a high ranking when the contest is for “hottest bodies” or “looking great over 40”. She looks great for any age, and she takes very good care of her body. But I still don’t get how Aniston is “sexy,” much less “the hottest woman of all time.” I suspect that this honor was bought and paid for, much like Aniston’s Spike TV “Decade of Hotness” Award earlier this year, but whatever. You can see the full list of 100 here. Aniston even sat down and did an interview with Men’s Health too. Note the sycophantic tone proceeding the interview:

As you might imagine, getting Jennifer Aniston to answer a few questions these days is no easy feat. Perhaps no woman in show business fields more rancorous—and increasingly persistent—inquiries into the state of her dating life, her engagement status, or her desire to start a family. Hell, even we couldn’t resist tossing in a question about how her current boyfriend, the actor Justin Theroux, would feel about reading these words:

Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny—she was invited to join ‘Saturday Night Live’ before her big break with ‘Friends.’ Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable, and anyone who’s seen her in ‘Office Space’ has to admit she makes even pieces of flair look good. She rarely plays the airhead, and she seldom overplays a role: she’s funny in a quiet, refreshingly human way. And her all-too-human love life off-screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real. For that reason, she is our all-time sexiest woman.

That’s what we said about Aniston in our guide to the 100 Sexiest Women of All-Time. And yes, we know dem’s fightin’ words. How could we be so brazen as to not begin and end the conversation with Marilyn Monroe? Or Angelina Jolie? Or Mila Kunis? Or… well, you get the idea. See for yourself—and re-rank the women on your own to let us know where you think Aniston—and 99 other all-time hotties—rightly belong.

Men’s Health: If you could name one woman the sexiest of all-time, who would you have picked?
Jennifer Aniston: It’s a tie between Bridgette Bardot and Gloria Steinem. But if I had to choose one, I’d say Gloria because, well, she’s the full package. That’s sexy.

Looking back, who is the least sexy character you’ve ever played?
The least sexy character was Jeannie Bueller on the TV version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

You’re one of few celebrities out there without a Twitter or Facebook account. If we gave you the reins to both of ours for a single post, what would you want our readers to know?
One single post … what would I want readers to know … I really shouldn’t be holding these reins.

Most of our guys are funny and fit. Besides six-pack abs and the ability to make you laugh, what’s the next-sexiest quality that a guy can have?
Sexiest thing about a man—other than abs—is if he can make me laugh, has compassion, kindness, and an accurately sized ego.

You’ve given dozens of interviews to men’s magazines over the years. What’s something surprising that most men still don’t know about you?
What readers don’t know: I can breakdance. No, that’s a lie. But wouldn’t that be cool?

[From Men’s Health]

Gloria Steinem? “Accurately sized ego”? Breakdance? No comment.

I did want to point out one thing, though – I was totally wrong! Earlier this week, when I was discussing how it was Angelina Week and it was going to be full-on all-Angelina as she promoted her film, I made a bet with all of you that Jennifer Aniston was going to do what she almost always does and get conveniently “pap’d” throughout Angelina Week. That didn’t happen – it’s pretty much radio silence from Aniston and Theroux this week. Could it be that Aniston is no longer trying to steal (“homewreck”) focus from Brangelina? Could it be that she’s finally over it?

Here are more photos of your Hottest Woman of All Time. ???

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

This week is going to be all about Angelina Jolie as she appears on television show after red carpet after magazine and on and on, all to promote In the Land of Blood and Honey. And whenever Angelina is promoting something big, Jennifer Aniston comes out to play. Incidentally, I’m not denying that the reverse happens too – when Aniston is promoting one of her films, Angelina will magically appear for a candid photo op too. Will this week be any different now that Aniston is all loved up with Justin Theroux? Well… I don’t know. Do you want to build a conspiracy theory around Jennifer’s father saying nice things about Justin?

Justin Theroux got the thumbs up from the guy who matters most: Jennifer Aniston’s dad!

Days of Our Lives actor John Aniston turned up at Sunday’s Loukoumi’s Celebrity Cookbook launch (his cinnamon toast recipe is included) at L.A.’s Treehouse Social Club — and dished just a tad on his very famous daughter’s latest man.

“He’s a charming young man,” the soap veteran, 78, told Us Weekly of Theroux, 40.

Aniston, 42, and her Wanderlust costar have been dating since the spring, and now live together in NYC and L.A.

“I think they make a wonderful couple,” her dad added, explaining that he and his wife “get together whenever we can” with the cute couple.

[From Us Weekly]

So, dad gives Justin the thumb’s up, even though Justin isn’t Greek. John Aniston has said before that he’d love Jennifer to find a nice Greek guy, but she keeps avoiding John Stamos like the plague, and now she’s loved up with Justin. I wonder what her dad says about how much money Jennifer is shelling out to keep this romance afloat? My father would have a lot to say about the money part of it.

Anyhoodle… what’s the over-under on at least two big candid photo-ops with Aniston this week? That’s my guess – one solo photo op with tweaked nipples, and a photo op with Justin, looking especially lovey-dovey. Maybe this is the week for yet another Terry Richardson photo shoot?

Photos courtesy of Terry’s Diary & WENN.

This week’s tabloids are actually all over the place on the state of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s relationship. OK! Magazine claims they’re totally headed for a Cabo wedding on New Year’s Eve. Star Magazine claims that Justin is picking out rings RIGHT NOW and that he could propose any minute. And In Touch Weekly, usually one of Jennifer Aniston’s biggest cheerleaders, has a story this week about what a narcissistic, high-maintenance (boozehound?) monster she is, and how her bad habits are driving Justin away. Oh, speak to me, In Touch.

Free spirit Justin Theroux has started to see how high-maintenance Jennifer Aniston can be. Case in point: her obsession with being thin. The actress, 42, recently quit smoking in hopes of getting pregnant, but it caused her to gain 10 pounds, so now she “complains nonstop about how fat she is,” a source tells In Touch. “Justin really can’t believe how vain Jennifer is. He will want to go to a restaurant and Jen will say that the food’s too fattening or that she can’t stay up late because she’s getting up at 6 a.m. to go to a workout.”

Despite her exercise compulsion, Jen isn’t breaking a sweat in the bedroom. Desperate to conceive, the actress has instituted a sex ban, insisting to Justin, 40, that they should only have sex during her most fertile days each month. As a result, “Justin has been saying that their love life is more like a science experiment and he’s really fed up with it,” says the source. “It’s hard to deal with her neurotic side.”

After all the drama, Jen may in fact be flying solo soon — at least for the holidays. Jen made plans with Courteney Cox for Christmas Eve, but Justin “flat out said no,” says an insider. Although a rep insists they’re fine, the friend says Justin had finally had enough.

“He sort of rebelled and said he wasn’t sure about going,” the insider says. “He’s starting to feel like Jen is scheduling all of his time up so that he won’t be able to see his friends,” says another pal.

Jen also thinks it’s “unhealthy” that he still talks to his ex, Heidi Bivens, says her friend. Indeed, if Jen doesn’t loosen up the reigns on their relationship — stat — the pal adds, “They may end up spending time apart.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

I know I said yesterday that I wished Justin and Jennifer well, but g–damn, this is a fun story. Every now and then, there will be a tabloid report about just how high-maintenance Jennifer really is. On one side, I don’t blame her at all – she’s rich as hell, and that money buys a lot of sycophantic flattery to counterbalance her neuroses (“I want an Us Weekly report laden with anonymously-sourced quotes about my beauty! STAT!”). On the other side, it’s funny because she puts herself out there as Ms. Easy-Breezy-Yoga-Girl. What will happen when Justin realizes just how much hipster-street-cred he’s lost by getting his nails done with his girlfriend, America’s Neurotic Sweetheart? And how bad will the freakout be if Justin continues to take Heidi Bivens’ calls?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux seemed to be loved up for the long haul. I’ve actually wondered recently if Justin is as “into” this Aniston-level celebrity extravaganza, or whether he’d rather be sitting in a dank bar, getting hammered with his hipster friends. Right now, though, and for the foreseeable future, Justin and Jennifer seem tight. Justin’s partner of 14 years has been effectively jettisoned, and perhaps even paid off by Team Aniston. Justin’s getting better paychecks, he made People Mag’s Sexiest Man Alive list, and whatever whim he has, his rich sugar mama buys it for him. It works for them. So is it any surprise that a new round of “wedding” rumors has started up again?

Don’t be surprised if Jennifer Aniston’s a barefoot bride before the clock strikes 2012!

Jennifer Aniston has weathered more than her share of romantic disappointments after her devastating 2005 divorce from Brad Pitt — from Vince Vaughn to John Mayer to fleeting flings with Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper. But friends of the actress agree that Justin Theroux is a keeper, the real deal.

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC’s Greenwich Village, you can tell by the gleam in Jen’s eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin’s unfailing tenderness. And soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

“Jen is talking about a beach wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at the end of December,” a source close to the romantic-comedy queen confides to OK!. “It’s definitely going to happen, and right now it’s looking like sooner rather than later.”

When Jen married Brad in 2000, the wedding was a $1 million beachside spectacular in Malibu, complete with 200 guests, a 40-piece gospel choir and a fireworks display. This time around she’ll still have sea and sand — but it won’t have the grand production values.

“Jen loves the idea of just taking off to Cabo and getting married in a sundress barefoot on the beach,” the insider explains. “She wants it to be as spontaneous as possible, and she doesn’t want it to be all fancy and complicated like her wedding to Brad. This wedding will not be for show. This is about two people who love each other making a commitment for life. They don’t need all the bells and whistles.”

Jen and Justin spent Thanksgiving in NYC, then headed to L.A. for a week, where Jen has business meetings. Then it’s back to the Big Apple in early December.

“After that, they’re heading to Europe for a romantic vacation,” says the source. “Jen and Justin will be also promoting their film Wanderlust, but friends are guessing that may end up being their honeymoon.”

[From OK! Magazine]

If it’s true, I’m happy for her. I don’t even think this is the product of the overactive imagination of Aniston’s publicist – if this was an Aniston plant, I think she would have asked for the cover all to herself, instead of having to share it with Kourtney Kardashian, making it seem like Kourtney and Aniston ARE THE SAME. I think this is just the tabloids wanting their perpetual victim to get her “happy ending.” I will say this too – out of all of the dudes that Aniston has dated after her divorce, I think Justin is the one most likely to get Aniston down the aisle again.

Also – Page Six had a blurb this morning which I do think is the product of Aniston’s publicist:

Jennifer Aniston shared a romantic dinner with Justin Theroux on Monday in Hollywood. The pair, both casually dressed, looked cozy as they dined at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar.

A witness in the restaurant said, “They sat in a corner table overlooking the city, deep in conversation and holding hands under the table. It was very sweet: They looked the image of happiness.”

[From Page Six]

Yeah, we get it. Justin Theroux has a rainbow coming out of his ass now that he’s dating Jennifer Aniston. She is the gift that keeps on giving!

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson & cover courtesy of OK! Mag.

I somehow missed last week’s Star Magazine cover story, and I apologize for that, because it is HILARIOUS. It’s all about “Celebrity Stylists Tell All” and those stylists – all totally anonymous, of course – are massive bitches. They want to take everybody down, but I just wanted to excerpt my favorite pieces:

Kristen Stewart: “She has grubby nails, ratty sneakers and a bad attitude. Very few people want to work with her because she doesn’t want to look good.” (via The Mail)

Angelina Jolie: Despite a buxom bustline, Angelina is flat in the back. “She wears butt pads to give her skinny figure some curves, but they show if she wears silk,” says an insider. “Some companies don’t even lend her clothes for events anymore.”

Brad Pitt: “His nickname on the set of Troy was ‘Arm Pitt,’ he stank so bad,” says a source, who also reveals that Brad’s “messy” new look is the result of hours of styling.

Whitney Houston: The 48-year-old diva “must wear a bra at all times,” according to a source. “It’s because her breast implants are like two pencil erasers that point in two different directions.”

Robert Pattinson: He “has fungus feet!” says an insider. “His toenails are all curled up and yellow.”

Jeremy Piven: The five-foot-nine star wears three-inch lifts! “He can normally hide them, but everyone noticed them when he had to take his shoes off at the Soho Beach House spa in Miami Beach,” says a source.

Lindsay Lohan: A stylist tells Star, “It’s a running joke between us that if it isn’t nailed down, she will take it. I’ve seen her take everything from hair products to fur coats.”

Jennifer Aniston: Aniston is all about the hair! “She throws a fit when she thinks certain people mess up her hair,” a stylist tells Star. To make matters worse, Aniston refuses to blow-dry her own hair, says the source. “It’s bizarre and obsessive. She’ll call her hairstylist at all hours just to blow it.” And she recently demanded a cut at 4 a.m.! Adds the source, “It was like a midlife crisis at four in the morning.”

The rest are either budget celebrities that no one cares about, or celebrities that just have deodorant and/or shapewear issues, which… seems pretty normal, I think. Now I can’t stop thinking about Angelina Jolie’s ass of lies (NOOO!) and Robert Pattinson’s sparkly fungus feet and The Piv’s three-inch high heels. Thank you, bitchy, anonymous stylists. This was a good one.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

This is the most ridiculous story, and both People Magazine and Us Weekly are running with similar versions, so God knows. It’s probably true. It probably originated with some bored movie theater staffer, or maybe even a studio publicist trying to promote Hugo 3D. According to reports, Brad Pitt took his four older kids to Hugo 3D – no Angelina, so Knox, no Vivienne. Just Brad and his four oldest, and it doesn’t seem like there was a nanny on-hand either. So Brad took his kids to Hugo, and when the movie ended, he and the kids left the theater. What Brad, Maddox, Pax, Shiloh and the Empress didn’t realize was that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had entered the same theater just moments before. DUN DUN DUN.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. For the third time since their 2005 divorce, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston nearly came face-to-face at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood Friday. (The couple have only been in the same place twice since their split: in 2009 at the Academy Awards and in 2010 at the Hope for Haiti telethon; they didn’t cross paths at either event.)

Pitt, 47, took four of his children with Angelina Jolie — Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, and Shiloh, 5 — to see the 2:00 showing of Martin Scorsese’s Hugo, starring Chloe Moretz, Sacha Baron Cohen and Jude Law.

Once the family flick ended, Pitt and his brood headed to the parking garage just as Aniston, 42, and current love Justin Theroux entered the theater for a later showing.

“Justin and Jennifer skipped the popcorn and went straight in. Like five minutes later, Brad and the kids came out of the theater,” a source tells X17. “They just missed each other!”

Perhaps it was a good thing the ex-spouses managed to steer clear of each other. “They don’t talk,” an Aniston insider told Us Weekly in September. “She will always think of him as a jerk.”

[From Us Weekly]

I would like some eyewitness accounts of whether or not Jennifer and Brad actually made eye-contact if there were actually in the same theater for a few minutes. But maybe it was a large theater with several different entrances and exits. Maybe Brad, being on dad-duty, was just focused on herding the kids out of the theater and shuffling them off to the bathroom. Maybe Jennifer and Brad didn’t even notice each other. Or maybe Brad and Justin had a glaring contest while Empress Z (who is her mother’s daughter) gave Aniston the Side-eye of Doom. There was so much potential in this story! I want to know what went down in the theater.

Photos courtesy of Fame.