Jennifer Love Hewitt is still doing promotional duties for her new dating book, How I Shot Cupid. It’s a self help book from a woman who could use some solid advice in the relationship department and includes such gems as always requiring your man to keep track of your coat and making sure you take just one role in the relationship so you don’t confuse him. Yesterday Hewitt, 31, was on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and she dropped the news that she’s been cheated on at least three times. She said that once she caught her then-boyfriend – who she didn’t name – with the other woman, who just happened to be a friend of hers:

The star — who recently split from Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy — says she has been cheated on “a lot” in her life.

“It’s brutal,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show Tuesday. “Once I found out on television and that was awesome. And then another time I found them together … and that was, woooo!”

She says she walked in on the unnamed duo together and knew the girl.

“That was not good,” she says, adding that she also found out another beau was cheating because she “had a feeling” and then “found phone stuff.”

Luckily, The Day I Shot Cupid author, 31, said her latest boyfriend, Kennedy, taught her the most about relationships. (She even dedicated the book to him prior to their split.)

“We are sort of opposites — I am sort of this gushy hopeless romantic and he is sort of this realist,” she says. “So, he really taught me how to look at the reality of things like love whereas I had my head in the clouds before. He very much taught me some things and he taught me a lot about men and what they think.”

Hewitt jokes that she “won’t” seek out famous men like past flames — which included Joey Lawrence, Carson Daly and John Mayer — but admits that she doesn’t date them “on purpose.”

“I don’t seek them out,” she says. “I am starting to think maybe that’s not the way to go.”

[From US Weekly]

The one thing I’ve learned about Jennifer Love Hewitt throughout this press tour is that she’s way too focused on how she needs to change in order to keep a man. It’s like she’s so dead set on getting married and having a lasting relationship that she’s not thinking about what she wants and needs in both a marriage and in her own life. She’ll eventually get married and have kids, but I’m afraid she’ll really try the patience of whomever she ends up with by constantly talking about the relationship and bugging the guy about a commitment. She’s one of those “what are you thinking?” girls whose beauty and success can’t make up for the fact that they’re both insecure and demanding.

So I wonder who cheated on Hewitt? There were rumors that both Ross McCall and Jamie Kennedy cheated on her, claims they both denied at the time. You have to give her credit for not naming names, though. I probably would. Isn’t it kind of sad that Hewitt got cheated on frequently and still spouts crap like “women have to better figure out who to be in a relationship, sort of stick with that consistently and maybe the guy will figure out better how to deal with them“? Sometimes it just isn’t us.

Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt promoting her book at Barnes & Noble in LA on 3/27/10. What is she wearing – a housecoat? Credit: Fame Pictures

Once when I was in college I got busted by a classmate checking out diamond engagement rings. She totally called me on it and was really snotty “oh are you planning something?” when she could have played it off and just said “hi.” The girl was getting married at the time too, and she invited me to her wedding. When I RSVPed with two dinner choices she called to tell me that I didn’t have a “plus one” since I wasn’t dating anyone that she knew of. My rambling point is that there are times when women check out engagement rings, but we do it in relative private and if our friends find out we don’t want them to be bitches about it. I didn’t particularly like that girl, and she made it much worse by acting like I was pitiful for even looking at commitment jewelry.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new dating and self-help book out The Day I Shot Cupid and in a brief review posted on NPR it’s revealed that Hewitt admits to trying on a favorite engagement ring at the jewelers once every month since she was 12. I’m not going to be like that bitchy “friend” whose name I would have to look up to remember. I’m just going to say that if I had a friend who did that, I would encourage her to head to the other side of the counter where she could buy some nice earrings or a bracelet. It’s just not productive to be so fixated on your own engagement that you try on a ring every damn month. What do they say about that? “A watched pot never boils”?

There’s more at NPR, and I’m chuckling at the way they describe Hewitt’s writing style “the late stages of an Internet message-board meltdown.” Overall it sounds like a silly book without much going for it in the way of useful advice:

Called The Day I Shot Cupid, it is subtitled, “Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt, And I’m A Love-aholic.” Yes, this means that her name is on the cover of the book twice. As you can see from the cover, this book is about very serious advice for women about how to be happy. Despite the fact that I feel like I am walking right into a trap set by a publisher who expects this book to sell with an Irony Multiplier of about 8.5, I simply cannot help myself. Here are ten completely awesome things that happen in this book.

1. On page two of the introduction, the word “TRUTH” (in all caps, thusly) is followed by 23 exclamation points. On page three of the introduction, the word “love” is followed by five question marks. Two sentences later, the word “CUPID” is followed by two exclamation points. Three pages into the book — pages of the introduction, which comes after the preface — you’re already basically reading the late stages of an Internet message-board meltdown.

2. On her own press: “I cannot even tell you how many times I’ve been reading an article, happy with what they have written, focusing on all the right things, and then, like the clap, it appears: serial dater.” It seems to me that there is a very unfortunate and obviously unintentional parallel being drawn here between what causes one thing to “appear” and what causes another thing to “appear.”

3. “Guys hate to spoon — they prefer to fork, lol!”

4. “This is embarrassing and personal, but once a month, since I was twelve years old, I go to my favorite jewelry store and try on my dream ring.” She is 31 years old. If this is true, she has made roughly 225 trips to the jewelry store to try on engagement rings. I do not know where to go with this.

5. From the list of 20 Things To Do After A Breakup: “Make out with a stranger (he must be gorgeous or you’ll feel worse).”

6. From the list of 10 Things To Do Before A Date: “Spray tan is a must.”

7. From the list of “Strikes,” where if a guy has three, you forget it: “He keeps saying ‘That’s so dumb’ when you’re talking.” Oh … Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m so sorry that possibly might have happened to you once or twice or I’m assuming you might not have brought it up.

8. “Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven.”

9. From the list of “What A Man Should Know”: “How to pick a diamond,” and “To always have a coat for you.” A coat for you? Always? He should always have a coat for you? And pick out diamonds? I am beginning to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt and I do not share exactly the same priorities vis-a-vis romantic situations and also who is in charge of choosing and transporting our clothing.

[From NPR via WeSmirch]

The tenth point is all about how Hewitt bedazzles her mons, a story which has received quite a bit of press. I’m not going to get into that except to say that it looks painful on several levels.

I just saw Hewitt on The Today Show on Tuesday, and she was so warm and funny. Like Kaiser mentioned a couple of days ago, I also like Hewitt and find that she’s growing on me. She’s got a great attitude about her breakup with co-star Jamie Kennedy, and is handling herself well as she promotes this book. That said, she doesn’t seem to have a real clue about men and dating. It’s like she’s put so much emphasis on getting married that she’s not pausing to question what she really wants in a man and a relationship.

While Hewitt was cute and friendly on The Today Show, she did say some things to Meredith Viera that I just found sad. She said that women are giving mixed signals to men and that we need to find one role to take in a relationship and stick with it. On the surface that may sound like good advice, but when you read between the lines it’s like Hewitt is trying to take the complicated issue of relating to a partner and reduce it into how she presents herself. She said “I feel like there’s more I need to learn about myself before I can completely give the perfect version of myself to somebody.”

When Meredith asked about a passage in Hewitt’s book in which she wrote “Women need to decide who they want to be in a relationship, do they want to be the woman, the boss or the equal?” She explained “Maybe men have a point when they say we’re incredibly complicated and they’re not sure what we want. I think it’s because women want to be really powerful, but they also want to be the girl. That doesn’t always mix well. You can’t sort of say ‘I want to wear the pants, but now buy me dinner and open the car door.’ I think that women have to better figure out who to be in a relationship, sort of stick with that consistently and maybe the guy will figure out better how to deal with them.”

It all sounds so contrived. Just be yourself and work on relating to your partner authentically, don’t adapt some silly persona in an effort to keep a man on the hook. Relationships change and require different roles for both parties. Plus, it’s not all up to the woman to make it work! Stop trying on engagement rings and thinking about how you need to change in order to keep a man, and get out there and live your life, J. Love! The best men come along when you’re happily doing other things.

I used to hold Jessica Simpson in a special place in my heart. I wanted her to do well, I wanted her to find someone who loved her and treated her with respect. I wanted her to get married and have babies, not because that’s my answer for all women (it’s not), but because I thought that getting married and having babies would make Jessica happy. However, over the past few weeks of watching Jessica’s promotional tour for The Price of Beauty, I kind of hate her. While I’ve always known she’s stupid, it’s her cultural ignorance and public victim-hood that offends me. So I’m taking all of that affection I had for Jessica and I’m transferring it over to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Just because I really like how Love is playing her split from Jamie Kennedy. She’s being shockingly mature and grounded about the whole thing. Love is my new favorite:

Jennifer Love Hewitt says it isn’t tough going to work, even though she recently split from her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy.

“It’s fine,” she tells USA Today. “Everyone’s a grown-up. It just is what it is.”
On Tuesday, the actress, 31, releases her new book — The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic.

Weird timing?

“It’s not the ideal situation, but the thing I’m really happy about is that I never say in the book that I know how to find perfect love or how to be in the perfect relationship,” she says. “I’m thrust back into the dating world as the book is coming out, so I feel more than ever that people will know I’m kind of with them in the trenches.”

She says it isn’t tough being single again.

“It’s what life handed me, and I’m OK with it,” she says. “I know wholeheartedly that I’m a really good partner. I think I’m a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me.”

Though she’s been dubbed a “serial dater,” she says she isn’t “that different from a large group of people out there who are better and happier when they can spend time with someone.”

Despite unsuccessful relationships with everyone from John Mayer to Scottish actor (and former fiance) Ross McCall, she says: “I’m a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out.”

Her tip for getting over a guy?

“You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time,” she says. “Then you’ve got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on.”

[From Us Weekly]

See? She’s coming across really well. Like, there’s no axe to grind, there are no pity parties, she doesn’t have to do interview after interview about how Jamie Kennedy needs to suck it. Now I want Love to find someone really nice and solid, someone who won’t refer to her as Pear Ass. I want her to have a quick rebound fling with Gerard Butler (just for fun!), and then move on to someone great. Maybe another television star… who is available right now? Maybe one of the dudes from Psych.

Here is Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off a new haircut, which she likely got immediately post-split from Jamie Kennedy. I really like the cut – I had my hair like this ten years ago, the only time I’ve ever had it short. It compliments Love’s face. The cut didn’t do that to mine. Sigh… I love my long hair.

Meanwhile, the tabloids are still pouring over Love’s breakup, and they’ve found who to blame: Jennifer Love. According to Life & Style’s sources, “There’s a pattern here… Jennifer’s relationships start out great, then she becomes jealous and insecure.” Apparently, Love was constantly checking on Jamie, to the point of going through his caller ID and his messages. A source says: “Jennifer will even call ex-girlfriends of the guys she’s dating.” Which seems weird until other sources chimed in with the idea that Jamie might have actually been cheating. Apparently, he “spent a little too much time with an ex-girlfriend” which is an allegation we’ve heard before, and one which Kennedy denied. Do I believe his denial? Meh. The Enquirer follows a similar thread, with other sources claiming that Love was obsessed with knowing where Jamie was at all times, and while Jamie was happy to be on a “short leash” at first, he soon grew “depressed” because of the emotional claustrophobia.

Star Magazine is taking a (not so) different tact, claiming that Jennifer was too self-centered to make a relationship work. Their sources claim: “With Jennifer, it’s all about her and her career. She wanted a guy who was focused on her… she wanted him to give up his comedy act. He was a comedian first and love it, but she didn’t like that it took him away a lot and that there were always groupies hanging around the clubs.” Um… let’s stop right there. Jamie has groupies? Seriously?!? Ladies, stop it. If you are a Jamie Kennedy groupie, you really need to aim higher. Beyond the groupie thing (which I still don’t buy), I could see Jennifer having a problem with Jamie going on stand-up tours. I mean, that’s a lot of time away. If she did complain, I don’t really blame her.

And finally, In Touch Weekly is the only tabloid that is running with the story that Jamie is actually “desperate” to get back with Love. Apparently, Jamie was really close to proposing when Love dumped him (because she was tired of waiting for him to propose, ironically), and now he’s in “shock”.

My take? I’m guessing parts of these reports are true. I think Jamie probably had some very friendly relationships with a couple of girls, but he probably wasn’t cheating. And yet, those relationships were enough to drive Love crazy, so she got all jealous and territorial, and she ended up driving him away. But now that he’s gone, she doesn’t really miss him. That’s just my guess!

Sidenote: Look at her shoes! I want them.

Jennifer Love on March 20 in LA, credit: RIV/Fame Pictures.

The Pear Ass speaks! By the way, E’s “The Daily Ten” totally name-checked the whole “Pear Ass” thing, so maybe they’re readers? I mean, we’re not the only ones to correctly identify The Pear Ass Chronicles, but if E staffers are reading, I love you Sal! Anyhoodle, it was back on Friday that rumors began heating up that Jennifer Love and Jamie Kennedy were no more. Then it was confirmed, and then people began speculating on the fate of Love’s relationship advice book, and whether it spelled DOOM. And late Tuesday, Love finally opened to People Magazine - in her first post-split interview. I hate to admit it, but she comes across really well here. I wanted her to be all “that a-hole called me Pear Ass, he can rot somewhere dark and dank.” But she’s not that person. Instead, we get to hear how she likes a “twosome” and how “Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.” I believe her.

Single ladies, take heart: Even Jennifer Love Hewitt is daunted by the idea of diving back into the dating pool after a breakup.

“I don’t like to go out to clubs and party. I’m not into ‘Let’s go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday’ – that’s just not me,” Hewitt, 31, tells PEOPLE. “I’m a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.”

Hewitt and her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy, 39, quietly split recently after a year together.

It was “a mutual decision, and we’ve parted as friends,” says Hewitt. “There’s no anger, there’s no upset, there’s no enemies.” Hewitt adds that the pair’s pre-existing friendship has made it easy to transition to working together as exes: “It’s been totally fine. It’s really a testament to who he is and to who I am. We’re both grown-ups.”

New Book
Ironically, the split comes just as The Day I Shot Cupid, Hewitt’s new book offering advice and wisdom on dating and relationship hits bookstores. Subtitled Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic, the book, out March 23, includes Hewitt’s own dating horror stories, admissions about her fantasy engagement rings (she’s been visiting the same store since age 12 to try them on) and advice on everything from getting over breakups to dieting and cellulite.

It also includes a chapter written by her then-boyfriend Kennedy in which he rhapsodizes about women’s curves – derrieres in particular, saying he prefers “junko in the trunko” and calling big butts “sexy, strong and yummy.”

Hewitt says she has “no idea” when she’ll be ready to date again, though she plans to re-read her own book for advice (and is already at work penning a follow-up).

Independent Working Woman
“Back in the shark tank!” she jokes. “I never said in the book that I knew how to be in the perfect relationship. I say in my book I want to be the readers’ kind spirit out in the dating world. And now, more than ever, I am.”

So for now is Hewitt content to be an independent working woman, or does the self-described “hopeless romantic” still yearn to find true love?

“Both,” she says. “I want to be an independent woman who falls in love, finds a great partner for her lifetime, has kids and kind of does it all. I’d like to have it all.”

[From People]

“Junko in the trunko” is both disgusting and hilarious. I mean, this is a grown man saying/writing this sh-t. I could just shake my head if a 15-year-old was saying “junko in the trunko”. But Jamie will be 40 years old in May. Seriously. I looked it up. Can he just sack up and say “I’m an ass man, deal with it, haters.”

As for when Love will start dating again… well, I give it a few weeks. Before she’s engaged.

“Junko in the Trunko” 4 Eva!!!

The initial reports began circulating Friday, and then it was confirmed early Saturday: the dashed dreams of everyone, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy were no more! My first instinct, as I admitted, was that Love got dumped. Not because I think she’s a bad person, but I’ve just noticed her modus operandi. Anyway, the initial confirmation didn’t indicate who did the dumping, but People Magazine did organize a very special “How Everything Went Wrong” story:

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have split, but the Ghost Whisperer costars are saving the drama for the small screen.

A source close to the couple insists there was no infidelity or other smoking gun behind their breakup, and says it was a mutual decision by two people who remain friends.

“It wasn’t contentious,” the source tells PEOPLE. “It had kind of just run its course … They just sort of looked at each other and said, ‘We like each other and we make each other laugh, but this isn’t for the long-term.’ ”

Hectic schedules may have also contributed to the split. In addition to starring in and producing Ghost Whisperer, Hewitt is preparing for an upcoming Lifetime movie, and getting ready for a tour to promote her first book, The Day I Shot Cupid, due out March 23. In the book, the star – quite fittingly – offers advice on relationships, love and weathering, among other things, breakups.

“She’s working constantly, and Jamie’s working on the show and touring [with his stand-up comedy act],” says the source. “It just isn’t conducive to a relationship.”

Still, the source says the former couple’s on-set relationship remains drama free and professional.

[From People]

Yeah, how are they going to work together? My guess is that Love will either get him fired or force him to get back together with her so he can keep his job. How badly does he need the work? Pretty badly, right? So, well done for sexual harassment/bargaining! If I was Jamie, I’d be hiring the lawyers right about now.

Anyway, I’d just thought I’d remind everyone that Jennifer Love’s relationship/dating advice book will be published in less than two weeks (exciting!). It’s called The Day I Shot Cupid, and it’s full of little gems of advice to women-children who want to get dumped by their very own douchey Pear-Ass-calling d-ckface boyfriend. Do you want to be like Love? Just try these helpful tips, courtesy of Star Magazine’s book excerpts:

* “Remember: Cleavage isn’t cheap, it’s gorgeous! Show it off!”

*“Before a date, vagazzle ‘it’! (Not for him, for you!)”

*“Take a bath every night with a tiara on. It really does make you feel like a queen!”

*“Don’t take a diuretic before a date; you will pee all night long!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 22, 2010]

Oh. My. God. The vagazzling thing isn’t shocking, because we already heard about Love’s nasty habit of gluing rhinestones on her mons pubis before. But do we really need the piece of advice about not taking a diuretic before going out somewhere? Isn’t that one kind of obvious? Like, here’s my dating advice: “Don’t chug Nyquil and drive a tractor.” Or “You may get muddy (or worse) if your first date involves cow-tipping.” Shocking, I know. As far as the tiara stuff… just, no. I mean, sure, every woman can and should wear a tiara at some point, just because it’s fun, especially if you’re a birthday girl or something. But this whole “we are all pretty princesses” movement is part of the larger problem of the infantilizing of grown women. Enough already.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in LA on March 14, 2010, alone, and on February 21, 2010. Credit: Fame Pictures & RIV/Fame.

How the hell did I miss this? Reports are now running rampant that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have split, after dating for a very long, pear-assed year. Apparently this gossip has been circulating quietly most of the day, and all sources seem to be using this piece from Extra. Now, Extra is not even close to being a reliable source in the vein of People Magazine or something. But they make an interesting case:

Rumors have been circling for weeks that the “Ghost Whisperer” and her comic BF have called it quits — and “Extra” sources are saying it is true.

A source close to the pair says that Hewitt and Kennedy were supposed to attend an event together last week, but Kennedy arrived solo. He was also not present at Hewitt’s 31st birthday celebration last month. Lisa Stanley broke the news on KEarth 101, and “Extra” confirmed.

The two started dating at the beginning of 2009. No comment from their reps at this time.

[From Extra]

Eh. I’ve been wondering this whole time why Jennifer Love Hewitt would stay with a dude who calls her Pear-Ass on a semi-regular basis, but I have no idea if Love was the one to do the dumping. She’s usually the one to get dumped, isn’t she? I mean, that’s her deal, right? She starts dating someone strange, they get engaged after a few dates, they stay engaged forever and then the dude dumps her. That didn’t really happen (allegedly) here, because Jamie seemed to avoid engagement like the plague. Way to break the cycle, Jamie!

UPDATE: Oh, People Magazine is confirming this sh-t! From People: “After a year-long romance, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up, a rep has confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE. No further details were available.” So, no word on who did the dumping, but I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about it in the days to come. My money is on the Pear-Ass being dumped, even though I think Love was really dating down with Jamie. Oh, well. Stay strong, Love! And don’t go back to John Mayer, please, for the love of God.

First, let me just say for the record: I am not calling Jennifer Love Hewitt “Pear Ass” because I’m a nasty person – Love has told the story (twice now) as to how Jamie Kennedy referred to her as a “pear ass” the first time he saw her naked, and how she and Jamie have “embraced the pear”. So, with that embracing of the Pear Ass in mind, I bring this lovely update – Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost some weight, and she looks amazing. I didn’t really see a problem with her (slightly heavier) Pear Ass before, I just thought it was funny that she was always trying to convince us that she was a size two when she clearly wasn’t.

So, anyway, this is Jennifer Love and the cast of The Ghost Whisperer celebrating their 100th episode on Monday night in LA. Love seems to be wearing one of those Herve Leger dresses that every startlet has in a million colors. This look is working for me on Love – I think she looks really pretty, and it’s obviously her night. One hundred episodes on a hit television show is nothing to sniff at. Good for her.

Oh, I mentioned this in the links yesterday, but it bears repeating: Love is writing a book! A book about relationships, described (by Barnes & Noble via Wonderwall) as: “Jennifer Love Hewitt is a self-proclaimed ‘love-aholic’ and hopeless romantic (her middle name is Love, after all!). She has been lucky and unlucky in love, and lived to tell — and she’s done it all in the spotlight… Hewitt offers her hard-won wisdom and tells us how to embrace love with both feet on the ground. First, we have to shoot Cupid. We have to believe that happily-ever-after is hard work—it’s not all flowers and symphonies and floating hearts.” This makes me like Love less. As Wonderwall says, who is going to buy this crap?

This is one of my favorite photos from the group – I love the cute face Jamie Kennedy is making to Love. It makes me like him a lot. Sidenote: Did Love get a boob reduction?

Jennifer Love Hewitt and the cast of ‘The Ghost Whisperer’ in LA on March 1, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 31st birthday yesterday by dressing up as Lady Gaga with her friends and staging a photo op with the paparazzi. It’s actually hard to tell if Hewitt is trying to dress up as Lady Gaga or if she had an 80s-themed party and just added some hair bows for effect. Maybe it’s the latter. Hewitt is not the most staid person and loves dressing up. Last year on her birthday she dressed up as Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany’s. She’s admitted to taking bubble baths in a tiara and claimed that she once had a friend glue crystals onto her “precious lady” aka privates when she needed to be cheered up after a breakup. I guess dressing up in 80s gear with friends is cute and harmless, all things considered.

Popeater thinks it’s a Gaga party but there’s another woman with Hewitt in an afro so I’m thinking they’re just dressing up in a general 80s theme.

‘Ghost Whisperer’ star Jennifer Love Hewitt turned 31 this weekend — apparently, the actress also turned into Lady Gaga. Hewitt and some of her friends were caught on camera in outlandish outfits for Hewitt’s ’80s-themed birthday party, but their intensely gelled hair bows evoked nothing so much as the ‘Bad Romance’ singer-fashionista.

So far, no photographs have emerged of Hewitt’s boyfriend Jamie Kennedy on the big day, but we’re willing to bet he stayed true to character by going all out. Hewitt told PEOPLE just before Valentine’s Day that Kennedy knows how to treat a lady.

“He’s done a bunch of romantic things just because that’s who he is,” she said. “It’s hard to pick just one.”

[From Popeater]

You know that Hewitt called the paparazzi because it’s not like all those guys are camped outside her house every day. So did the women all bedazzle each other’s vajayjays afterwards or did they keep the flair on the outside? Did Hewitt pick the tutus in order to distract from her pear ass?

Jennifer Love Hewitt accompanied her boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, to a gig he had hosting a go-go dancing contest in Vegas. Unsurprisingly, Hewitt was none too pleased with the event, which had her man ogling scantily clad women working their stuff. The two were seen and photographed arguing, although Hewitt did stick around to see to it that Kennedy behaved himself:

Upset that Jamie… took a “demeaning” job hosting [a] Jan. 28 event [the TAO a Go Go party in Las Vegas], “Jennifer was seething the entire time,” a source tells Star. “She can’t stand the type of girls in these contests – they’re all in their underwear – but she had to be there to make sure they stayed away from her man!”

Another eyewitness says that Jennifer, 30, sulked the entire time Jamie, 39, hosted the event at the Venetian hotel and that she repeatedly complained she was unhappy and wanted to leave.

Jennifer and Jamie, who shot down breakup whispers last September when Internet rumors claimed Jamie was still sleeping with an ex-girlfriend, have been fighting constantly over their future, adds another insider. “She wants marriage and kids immediately, while he is really hesitant and wants to wait” – especially since Jennifer ended her engagement to Ross McCall only a year ago.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, February 15, 2010]

Who wouldn’t be annoyed with their partner judging a go-go dancing contest? There are plenty of women that are secure enough to be ok with it, but I know I wouldn’t want to be there. Hewitt deserves some credit for even sticking around. I wouldn’t make much of Hewitt getting pissy, but there’s something to the rumors that she’s pressing Kennedy for a commitment while he’s stalling. Last June, she said during a live radio interview with Kennedy that he needed to propose soon. “By this time next year, if we’re not planning something, then there’s a situation.” Later, Hewitt admitted that Kennedy called her “pear ass” as a term of endearment and that she was ok with it. I just get the impression that Hewitt isn’t playing it cool and is pressuring Kennedy. That type of dynamic rarely plays out well.

Oh and yesterday photos came out of a nude full frontal Kennedy (link NSFW) from a new straight-to-DVD comedy in which he plays a porn star. I wouldn’t say the guy is packing exactly, but he’s not lacking either. There’s some speculation that he’s using a stunt dick, but it’s hard to tell. Now I have a slightly different opinion of him, like he’s not the unfunny dork I thought he was. He’s the unfunny guy with a high enough estimation of himself to move on from Jennifer Love Hewitt if he feels stifled – maybe.