FINALLY. At long last, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have finally split up. God knows how many times JT has screwed around on Jessica, and with God knows how many women. He tried to get with Mila Kunis, who wasn’t having it, but there was Olivia Munn and various backup dancers, and Amanda Seyfried certainly seemed up for it. TMZ’s source says that the breakup was a “pretty mutual decision … and both parties still ‘love and respect each other.’” Us Weekly’s source says: “It was mutual. Jessica is doing well.” Considering Jessica and JT released a JOINT statement, I don’t think we’re in for another debacle where, say, Us Weekly releases a story calling Jessica psycho and clingy and JT a cheater, only to have them still stay together.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are no longer a couple.

The two decided to end their relationship recently and “there are no hard feelings,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively. “It was completely mutual and they both decided it was time to move on.”

The source adds that Biel is keeping her house in L.A. and she and Timberlake, who started dating in 2007, will remain friends.

Reps for the couple released a statement Thursday, confirming the split: “Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”

Timberlake, 30, and Biel, 29, were spotted together looking cozy as recently as the Vanity Fair post-Oscars party on Feb. 27.

[From People]

So, JT is finally officially single again. You know Olivia Munn is probably already sexting him, thinking that she’s next in line to be his girlfriend. That being said, I doubt JT will go with Olivia for anything more than a fling – he wants a movie star. He’ll try for Mila Kunis again, especially given that they’re both single now. Don’t do it, Mila!

As for Jessica… well… I’m about to say something that may disturb some of you. But I’ve always felt that women like Jessica Biel and her BFF, Jennifer Garner, are the kind of women who won’t let their current partner go without a jumpoff in place. I think that’s why Garner hasn’t left Affleck – she hasn’t found his replacement yet. And it wouldn’t surprise me at all if, in a few weeks time, we start hearing rumors about Jessica with some dude, someone that she had waiting in the wings.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Somehow, I missed that my husband Gerard Butler was also at the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party on Sunday. How did that happen?!? Anyway, this is just a little reminder, for those Butler-holics amongst us: Gerard is still around. And still hot. Why the hell didn’t he get to present something at the Oscars. Here’s my take: the Oscar viewership is mostly women. So give us what we want – the biggest fashion girls around, and all of the hot guys you can gather up. That means Gerard, Clive Owen, Michael Fassbender, Jon Hamm and Ewan McGregor all get lifetime passes to present at the Oscars. Because why not? I’m tired of trying to get excited about Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Page Six also had this little behind-the-scenes story about my husband:

Gerard Butler was once again in his usual charming form at the Vanity Fair party. The handsome Scottish actor hung out with action star Jason Statham and his Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Butler told us he was about to start shooting his new movie, “Playing the Field,” with Uma Thurman and Jessica Biel. He joked, “I play a former athlete who coaches his son’s soccer team and gets distracted by the soccer moms — so it’s going to be a challenging role for me.”

[From Page Six]

Yes, I read about that movie last week – Gerard is the lead, and “soccer moms” like Uma Thurman and Jessica Biel are trying to get into his pants. God, I hope his character ends up with Uma and not Jessica. I just can’t see that Gerard and Jessica would have any chemistry together… but Gerry has surprised me before. He managed to have chemistry with Dame Heigl in that terrible movie they did together, and from what I know, he’s like her only male costar that didn’t out-right hate her. So Gerard definitely has a way with his female costars. Still, I would prefer him and Uma.

Also – why does Jessica Biel stand like a bodybuilder? Does she want to date A-Rod too?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

God, how much does Justin Timberlake suck? Like, so HARD. He got to present with Mila Kunis, and their little thing together on stage made me dislike them both. I think JT really, really wants to get into Mila’s Spanx, and now I’m kind of wondering if Mila is up for it. But JT has serious girl drama – he brought his mom as his Oscar date, which is notable because JT has a girlfriend who enjoys going to the opening of any envelope, and she probably pitched a fit when she found out she wasn’t going to be his Oscar date. Still, Jessica Biel got to get all dressed up… for the post-Oscar Vanity Fair party. Because she couldn’t be ignored. Here’s Biel in a surprisingly nice Versace – it would have been better on the Oscar red carpet, right? Hahaha.

Also at the VF party? Jessica Biel’s nemesis and JT’s ex, Cameron Diaz, in a biscuit-flasher dress. God, Camy. When did you get so pathetic and trashy? This is the kind of dress Pamela Anderson would wear. Tacky.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Back in November, Us Weekly had the “scoop” that Justin Timberlake had screwed around on Jessica Biel. What was new about this particular report? They had a name – Olivia Munn, that unfunny chick who somehow got a gig on The Daily Show. As I went through the full Us Weekly cover story at the time, it became pretty clear that the story/gossip had originated from Team Munn, if not Olivia herself. All of the quotes were about poor, betrayed Olivia and how Justin Timberlake had viciously lied to Olivia about his relationship with Jessica being over and done, and how he had just used her for sex, etc. Justin denied the story, and Olivia played some games with the other magazines, getting her rep to say stuff like “Olivia doesn’t comment on her personal life” and “Who?” (I’m paraphrasing). Anyway, another chapter, via Life & Style/HuffPo:

Justin Timberlake is up to some old tricks in the New Year. Though he denied reports last fall that he cheated on longtime girlfriend Jessica Biel, 28, with actress Olivia Munn, Life & Style has learned he’s still reaching out to Olivia. Over New Year’s weekend, an insider reveals, the Perfect Couples star, 30, was showing her phone to a few friends.

“She had several new text messages from Justin on it,” the insider says. “They’d all been sent very recently, the last few weeks of December.”

And they were hardly innocent.

“One said, ‘My relationship is basically over,’ ” says the insider to Life & Style. “The other said, ‘I’m thinking about you.’ There was part of a third that said something like, ‘You don’t understand how hard it is.’ I didn’t see that entire text, so I’m not sure how that sentence ended.”

A rep for Justin, 29, declined to comment. Olivia, says the insider, is texting back – yet keeping her distance.

“She’s super flattered,” says the insider, “but she’s not stupid. She’s not expecting it to go anywhere – but she’d love it if it did!”

[From Huffington Post]

Once again, it sounds like the story is coming from Team Munn. What is it with this chick? I mean, yes, JT is a douchebag and a cheater and a liar. No question. And Jessica Biel should totally dump him, but it’s pretty clear that Biel lets him do whatever and whoever he wants as long as they still get to be a “couple”. So what is Olivia getting out of it? My honest-to-God theory is that she really does want to be JT’s jumpoff, and she’s trying to publicly push him into either dumping Jessica or getting Jessica to dump him. She really is intensely stupid.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Ugh, I hope none of the following is true. As you all know, Christopher Nolan is in preproduction for Batman: The Dark Knight Rises. Christian Bale is confirmed for it, and there have been lots of rumors about Tom Hardy and/or Joseph Gordon Levitt joining the production. But what about “the girl”? Who will be “the girl” in the new Batman? Well, both The Hollywood Reporter and Collider have some theories and ideas about which actresses are coming in: Jessica Biel (HA!), Naomi Watts (ugh), Eva Green (not bad), Keira Knightly (too squirrelly), Anne Hathaway (not bad), Charlotte Riley (who?) and Kate Mara (ginger). Is this seriously the best that they can do? I had higher hopes for Nolan’s sensibilities when it comes to actresses. Anyone who replaces Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal is pretty good in my book.

When it comes to the ‘Batman: The Dark Knight Rises’ cast, we don’t know much, and this only adds to the confusion. Conflicting reports emerged on Tuesday over which women have been asked to audition — or have already been cast — for the roles of anti-hero/love interest and reporter/innocent love interest in the next Gotham installment. So who is Batman’s new leading lady? Depends on who you ask.

First, Collider.com reported that a source told them that Eva Green and Naomi Watts had been cast in the Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film, potentially as the anti-hero/love Talia al Ghul and love interest Vicki Vale, respectively.

Shortly after, The Hollywood Reporter came out with its own version of things, casting a wider net and asserting that the film was still holding auditions for the parts. They had Keira Knightley, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Kate Mara and Charlotte Riley as scheduled to try out, along with Gemme Arteton, though she may have scheduling conflicts given her new role in an upcoming Snow White adaptation.

Katie Holmes, and then Maggie Gyllenhaal, starred as Rachel Dawes in the first two Nolan-directed films. Dawes, a Gotham Assistant District Attorney, was killed off by The Joker in ‘The Dark Knight.’

In the comics, Talia al Ghul is the daughter of Ra al Ghul, who in the first Nolan film trained Bruce Wayne and then became the nemesis of Batman. Vicki Vale, a photographer, hearkens back to the first modern-era Batman film — Kim Basinger played the part in the 1989 Tim Burton-Michael Keaton effort.

Here’s what is certain: Nolan co-wrote the script and will direct, while Christian Bale will return for his third adventure as Batman. As for possible villains, Aaron Eckhart, who played Two Face in the previous film, said he hasn’t been asked to work on a third, while Nolan shot down the rumor of Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing The Riddler, as well as the possibility of Mr. Freeze (once played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) returning to the series.

A new rumor has ‘Inception’ star Tom Hardy taking on the role of the evil Dr. Hugo Strange.

[From Huffington Post]

If I had to pick from just that list, I would go with either Eva Green or Anne Hathaway, but even then, Annie’s a stretch. But Jessica Biel is such a joke. I mean… did her publicist call up The Hollywood Reporter to let them know that Biel was being discussed? Because I can’t think how Biel would even get sent the script, at all.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Last week, one of the big stories was Us Weekly calling Justin Timberlake out for cheating on his long-suffering girlfriend Jessica Biel. Once I had read the full Us Weekly piece, I felt strongly that Olivia Munn – JT’s alleged mistress/lover/jumpoff – was the one to leak the story. Maybe not Munn herself, but definitely someone in Team Munn, just because too many of the “unnamed sources” were tilted towards a position of “Poor Olivia, JT lied to her and promised that she’d be his girlfriend, how was she to know that he’s a player, despite all of the evidence?” Plus, I think Olivia figured two things: one, the story would be more sympathetic to her if she leaked it herself, rather than another tabloid reporting a colder version of the cheating story, and secondly, I think she really wants to be JT’s girlfriend, and she’s trying to force him to dump Jessica Biel, or have Biel dump JT.

So… keep that in mind when you’re reading Us Weekly’s follow-up. Either JT is totally pissed about the story coming out and he’s even closer to Biel, or he’s still “in contact” with Olivia Munn:

Justin Timberlake was fuming on the LA set of his new film, I’m.Mortal, October 27, the day Us Weekly revealed he had cheated on Jessica Biel by having a three-day affair with Olivia Munn in September. His rep strongly denied the liaison.

“He was talking on the phone and texting non-stop,” says an eyewitness. “He was in a foul mood and seemed pissed off.”

But bad news and his ensuing bad mood didn’t stop the actor-singer from communicating with Munn, 30 (he rep does not discuss her personal life).

“They have been in constant contact since the story came out,” a source tells Hot Stuff. “Justin says he loves talking to her because she makes him laugh. He wants to keep Olivia hanging on – and break up with Jessica.”

Meanwhile, Timberlake spent Halloween weekend with his girlfriend of nearly four years, in British Columbia (where she’s filming), prompting one insider to speculate, “He doesn’t really want to break up. He’s spending all his free time with her.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

For some reason, Biel and JT are sticking to each other like glue. It’s like they both think they need each other… either that, or they really do love each other…? I know some are of the opinion that JT needs his “Hollywood girlfriend” if he’s going to make it to the Oscars (chuckle), and that Biel needs him because he makes her relevant, but I’m going to be bold and suggest that neither of them needs the other one, and that they’d both be much more interesting without each other.

Also, one last story – Star Magazine (via Jezebel) is getting on Us Weekly’s bandwagon, and Star is reporting in this week’s issue that JT’s excuse to Biel was that he’s an “easy target” now that The Social Network is so successful. Right. Anyway, Jessica bought that argument, according to Star’s sources, “even though he’s been cheating on her for years.” Right? How is his attachment to a successful movie any bigger or better than his success as a pop artist?

Yesterday, Us Weekly released part of their cover story, all about Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. Allegedly, Olivia and JT spent three days in NYC, blissfully shagging, until JT was all “You know how I said me and Biel were over? I totally lied about that.” And Olivia was all “I can’t believe I’m dumb enough to go for your stupid line. Oh, wait. I can believe it.” Anyway, People Magazine has the official denials from Camp Timberlake and Camp Munn, although I don’t know who they think they’re fooling. Camp Munn’s source says:“Justin and Jessica are doing fine.” and “There is no truth to the reports. Olivia Munn is not that type of girl.” Camp Timberlake/Biel sources say things like “They are really affectionate and really seemed to be happy.” It’s rote at this point. JT needs to keep his junk more down-low to avoid these kinds of complications. But I’m not going to let it ruin my fun. I’m reading the full print copy of Us Weekly, and there are some interesting pieces of gossip that we haven’t covered yet.

How JT pursued Munn: JT immediately started chasing her, and “talking about how she was really smart and he wanted to be with her.” When Munn said no, “JT pulled out all the stops. He was texting her A LOT… Olivia believed their relationship might develop into something serious. I think she thought he was single.”

On the sex: “They had amazing sex. He was enamored of her.”

When Jessica Biel is away “they see each other when their schedules permit… JT has told people that he and Jess barely communicate when she is away, and texting had been their main form of communication.”

Back to Munn: “It became increasingly obvious that Justin might be using her.” When Olivia confronted him, the lies continued: “JT said he wants to be sure to let Jessica down gently.” He also implied that some Biel family drama made it an inopportune time to split.

JT’s player game: “He plays girls and tells them things are over with Jessica to get them hooked. But as soon as they put the pressure on, he has to admit that he’s still with her.”

The Mila Kunis incident: JT and Mila worked together over the summer, and sources say he tried to seduce her, “but she wasn’t interested in someone who was already attached…she knew he had a girlfriend, and she made it clear that it was not going to happen.”

JT’s friends call him “Trousersnake”. Ugh.

The Cameron Diaz incident: “Jessica wasn’t very happy about the Cameron Diaz costar thing.” Biels visits were scheduled to avoid a run-in with Diaz, says the industry source.

Why doesn’t JT just dump Biel? “He loves her. He doesn’t want to hurt her.” But another source says “I wouldn’t be surprised if they broke up. I got the impression it’s headed in that direction. I think he’s just bored.”

Why doesn’t Biel just dump JT? “She is totally in the dark [about his flirtations].” But sources say she isn’t desperate. “The second she has undeniable proof, she’ll breka up with him. But Jess doesn’t believe Justin has cheated on her.” Also, Biel is currectly filming in Canada, and a source says “As far as we know Justin is not going to be visiting.” But a Biel source says “She’s a tough girl. She doesn’t need him.”

Back to Olivia Munn: “He lied to Olivia and was not single. Olivia feels used. She’s a good girl and wasn’t expecting someone to openly lie like that, especially when it was so easy for her to find out the truth.”

About that Oscar nomination for The Social Network: JT “really wants that nomination… he’s using his press tour as a platform to make a push for it. He’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actor.” His costars are pissed about it too: “JT is annoying them. Everyone else is so grateful for the opportunities coming to the, but Justin is cocky.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

So… I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Olivia Munn was dumb to believe JT’s dumb line, and then the dumb girl decided to get revenge, and she leaked this story herself. Too many of these quotes are WAY too pro-Munn, and some of them don’t even make any sense! “She’s a good girl and wasn’t expecting someone to openly lie like that, especially when it was so easy for her to find out the truth.” Um, really? Because she didn’t bother finding out “the truth” before she spent three days boning the guy. Also – I love that Mila Kunis didn’t fall for his line. LOVE. And I don’t think Biel will ever dump JT. Ever.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I just can’t wait for Us Weekly to release any online excerpts of their cover story. This is too juicy, too interesting. Okay, Us Weekly’s cover story this week is all about Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel… with Olivia Munn. The Olivia Munn who is dumb and unfunny and some kind of female affirmative action hire on The Daily Show. The one who thinks she’s clever because she takes off her clothes and makes fart jokes. ZOMG Jenny McCarthy!

The cover line says “Timberlake has a steamy 3 day affair with Olivia Munn while Jessica’s 3,000 miles away”. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Us Weekly might have this story nailed down if they’re calling JT out so hard on their cover. They must have more than just some eyewitness testimony – they might have receipts or something. Plus, I think Us Weekly has some sources deep within the Timberlake camp – it was Us Weekly who went after JT and Jessica Biel’s relationship last year, and basically said that JT was trying to dump Biel, but that she was clinging to him. Hard. We’ll see. I’ll update or add a new story when it comes online. Oh, there is this, from Hollywood Life:

Is their trouble in paradise? Things may looks good between JT and live-in-love Jessica, but the singer spent one weekend last month hot and heavy with Olivia!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may have looked so in love Oct. 25 at the Glamour Reel Moments event in LA, but the singer was definitely not thinking about Jess last month while hanging with actress Olivia Munn in NYC! US Weekly reports, “Munn, 30, and Timberlake, 29, [had] a passionate sexual liason … and worse, she believed it was more than physical!” Uh-oh!

The sparks between Olivia and Justin began to fly on Sep. 26, when Olivia interviewed Justin for his new film, The Social Network. Then, on Sep. 27 and 28, “his driver dropped the new pair off at her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC.”

Sources say the pair were openly affectionate on Sep. 27 while sitting at a back table at Avenue nightclub. “At one point, Olivia did a seductive little dance with Justin,” one said. “Then, while he was dancing, she came up behind him and he held her hand behind his back.”

Olivia has been linked to actors including Chris Pine and Bryan Greenberg while Justin famously dated Cameron Diaz and Britney Spears. Justin and Olivia have not been spotted together since their steamy weekend rendezvous, but this is certain to not sit well with Jessica!

[From Hollywood Life]

Okay, it sounds like eyewitness testimony plus a source in Team Munn. This should show you how dumb Munn is – she has a fling with JT?!? What is she, a backup dancer?

UPDATE: Okay, Us Weekly just released an excerpt online. Basically, they say that JT “chased” Olivia after meeting her in late September, and that Olivia initally resisted because she didn’t want to fool around with a dude with a girlfriend. But, she relented because JT has been telling her (and other people) that “it’s over with Jessica, even though ‘the reality is he’s just doing it behind her back.’” Olivia thought that JT might get serious about her, then, so she brought him back to her hotel where sources say “they were openly affectionate.” Then an insider tells the mag that JT and Olivia had “amazing sex that night.” Us Weekly also notes that “Timberlake’s rep strongly denies the allegations; Munn’s rep does not comment on her personal life.”

I completely missed these new photos of Demi Moore at last night’s event for Glamour Magazine’s “Reel Moments”. Glamour gets a series of female celebrities to direct short films based on stories submitted to the magazine – and Demi, Eva Mendes and Jessica Biel were in attendance last night. Biel continued her theme of not being allowed to walk any red carpet with Justin Timberlake – JT didn’t even show up for the event, but allegedly he checked in for the after-party. Biel was in Oscar de la Renta, by the way. Too fussy for her features, right? And that hair is wrong for the dress. It looks like a horse swathed in lace.

Demi was flying solo as well. No Ashton! Wonder where he was, hm? But Demi did make sure that she showed the world how HOT she is. Because everyone loves to see a 48 year old woman who thinks showing her bra is “cool”. Demi is SO HIP! So stylish. The blouse is Balmain, by the way. And don’t even get me started on the pleather leggings. Ugh. As Lainey points out, Demi is trying to send the message: I’m so hot, so of course my marriage is fine. Meanwhile, Star Magazine is just sitting around, still not getting sued for their three covers calling Ashton a cheater. Interesting.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.

Jessica Biel recently appeared on the cover of Glamour UK, and in the interview she discussed what I thought of as her extreme diet. According to Biel, when she’s working (ha), she doesn’t eat any bread, dairy, sugar, salt or meat. She also works out six times a week, doing a combination of running, biking, ballet, and what I think is probably standard weight training, only fancy, just for celebrities. All of this has caused Jessica to lose weight, that’s been no secret. She’s been looking noticeably trimmer all year, even drawn and underweight at times. Anyway, In Touch Weekly is trying to make it into a thing:

Jessica Biel has made her name in Hollywood with her amazing body, but friends are wondering if she’s taking her fitness too far. Jessica, 28, has told pals that she’s prepping to compete in the Nautica Malibu Triathalon in September, and has even been obsessing with training for the event.

Jessica dropped from 130 pounds to 115 in recent months, thanks to six-day-a-week workouts with personal trainer Jason Walsh. She hikes 25 miles and bikes 15-30 miles a week, and she even recently took up ballet lessons.

“Her diet includes occasional six-day liquid fasts, allowing herself just one pig-out day on day seven,” says a friend.

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Over-exercising can be another form of eating/weight disorder, plus, when you’re working out that heavily, it’s not even about weight loss and being toned anymore. If you want real results for your body, you have to spread out your workouts to allow your muscles to rest in-between. As far as Jessica being too thin or whatever… eh. Yes, she looks like she’s lost weight – even her famous booty is looking much smaller these days, which might hurt business (The Business of Being The Next Meryl Streep). But I think Jessica’s body looks fine, very fit and toned. Sure, I wish she wasn’t so neurotic about all of it. But really, what else does she have going on?

Header: Biel on June 7, 2010. Credit: WENN.