What do you do when your fifteen minutes of fame turns out to last only five? Well if you’re Scheana Marie Jancan (who? My point exactly) and John Mayer broke up with you (by ignoring your calls) after dating less than a month, you gab to Heat magazine about how Mayer’s still not over ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. How he’s pining for her. And playing his guitar in the dark. A lot. I’m guessing there’s a solitary tear running down his cheek and probably moonlight streaming in through his window as he passionately warbles. Though Scheana didn’t get quite that specific. But close!

Thankfully she has all sorts of private knowledge about John Mayer’s deep, brooding inner turmoil.

John Mayer is still pining for on/off girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, his ex claims. Scheana Marie Jancan, who dated the musician after his most recent break-up with the actress, said he was ‘devastated’ about the split. She told Heat magazine: ‘He really didn’t think Jen would dump him – it was a complete shock to him.

‘He’s never really got over it and he still talks about her a lot. He’s been playing guitar alone at night, pining over her.’ The 24-year-old model and budding actress first met John when he was still dating the former Friends star. She met him again in April at the restaurant where she works.

Both going through break-ups at the same time, she said they ‘just chatted and started hanging out’, and described him as ‘a great guy, funny and sweet’. Despite John’s heartbreak over Jennifer, Scheana admitted that he had been ‘dating various girls’, including her, in a bid to make himself feel better.

According to reports, friends of Jennifer say John’s behaviour has strengthened her view that it was right for their relationship to end.

[From the Daily Mail]

Honestly I really doubt John Mayer is pining for Jennifer Aniston, considering the indifferent way he supposedly treated her when they were together. Though some people only want someone when they’ve lost them, so who knows. But still, the guy is such a player, and like Scheana said, he’s dating lots of girls. I doubt it’s just to make himself better; he’s simply going back to the status quo. John Mayer dates a lot of girls. That’s what he does. In fact when I think about Mayer, I think cad first and “musician” second.

It is sort of a nice thought that perhaps Mayer’s actually feeling some regret and maybe even honestly reflecting over his decisions. But he can’t have changed for the better if he’s behaving the same way he always has. He strikes me as the sort that can get a bit self-indulgent in terms of his moods. I don’t doubt that he’s playing guitar in the dark or whatever, but I’m guessing it’s more for drama’s sake than anything.

John Mayer has called it quits on his burgeoning romance with 24 year-old cocktail waitress/model Scheana Marie. The NY Daily News’ Gatecrasher reports that Marie told friends Mayer hasn’t called her since her video interview with Young Hollywood went public. We covered that story, and although many of you thought that Scheana was courting the press, I got a decent impression of her anyway. She seemed like a nice, friendly person and you could tell she was impressed by Mayer and was really into him. Shanea said she was trying to set the record straight about her relationship with Mayer and that there were false quotes attributed to her. Mayer was “just a friend,” but Shanea admitted they hang out and got flustered when asked if they had a sexual relationship. All of that was too much for Mr. TMI to handle. He is said to have ignored his latest conquest after her video interview came out. She was either too into him, she told too much to the media, or a little of both.

John Mayer’s latest relationship has ended after barely a month. His reason for jumping ship? His flame, Scheana Marie, was too public about their fling.

Marie went public about their hookup Friday, spilling details like, “I love his personality . . . he’s funny. . . . He can be, like, a dork,” to YoungHollywood.com.

Such revelations didn’t sit well with Mayer, who hasn’t talked to her since the story came out.
While at the Catch Boutique Launch event in L.A. this weekend, Marie − who started seeing Mayer after they met in a Beverly Hills lounge in early April − told a friend she’s “quite nervous that John hasn’t texted or called.”

While at the event, Marie had her tarot cards read and was “horrified” when the psychic told her she’s concerned over her “recent choices” in love. “She assumed the psychic meant about her spilling the beans on John,” our source says.

Even though she did specifically tell reporters, “He is not my boyfriend,” Marie is afraid she spilled “too much to the media and she may have screwed up something with a great guy,” an insider close to the 24-year-old former Hawaiian Tropic model said, adding, “She’s especially nervous because her birthday is next week and she hopes John will be her date.”

The worried bombshell “just wants to make sure John knows that she really cares about him and is not using this media attention to further her career.” Of course, she’s not.

Over at E! Online, Marc Malkin reports that a friend of Mayer has said, “The two are no longer in contact” and that Marie has been “exaggerating her interactions with him.”

Another source close to Mayer tells us, “Scheana’s delusional. John’s laughed off all of this.” Ouch!

The drama is ironic given the crooner’s constant use of the Internet to leak personal details of his own life − especially his ill-fated relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

[From NY Daily News]

It’s a story as old as time – girl likes boy, boy reciprocates until the chase is over. If you’re dating a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and don’t want to blow it, keep busy and don’t get too focused on the new relationship right away. It also helps if you date people who are actually capable of a commitment.Mayer’s latest Tweets reveal that he’s been busy getting drunk and partying with strippers in Vegas. We have more tools than ever to judge a potential mate’s worthiness and this young woman made some stupid choices.

Scheana Marie is shown on 4/30/09. Credit: WENN.com. John Mayer is shown on 2/17/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

YoungHollywood.com has a new interview with Scheana Marie, the 23 year-old waitress/model/actress who’s been dating John Mayer (via OK! Magazine). Marie explained how she first met the 31 year-old singer at an event where she was working. She said he was with Jennifer Aniston at the time, and told a story about her encounter with the former Friends actress. Marie showed Aniston how to get to the bathroom and said that Mayer’s then-girlfriend was very complimentary toward her, telling her she was pretty and had nice eyes. There was no cheating going on at the time, she claimed, and she didn’t get together with Mayer until they were both single. She did hang out and drink with Mayer and Aniston the first time they met and it sounds like he was heavily flirting with her in front of his then-girlfriend, although Maire won’t admit it.

Marie denied dating Mayer and called him just a friend but got flustered when asked what they do together. She said that they don’t go out obviously as there are no photos of them together, but that they “hang out” and she’ll leave the details up to our imagination.The interviewer asked her directly if she’s ever been to his house or slept with him and she responded that the question was too personal.

Marie says that people are attributing fake quotes to her like the ridiculous statement that being with Mayer was “like Spring Break” and the quote that he’s “amazing in bed.” The only quote she gave was to People Magazine that “We’re friends. He’s a great guy. He’s funny and sweet.”

In recent weeks, speculation has grown that John Mayer has moved from his relationship with Jennifer Aniston by taking up with actress Scheana Marie. And while the rock star has remained quiet on the topic, Scheana spends several minutes talking at length about their unique “friendship” in a new video interview with YoungHollywood.com.

In the interview, Scheana explains that she actually first met John about a year ago while working at an event he attended with then-girlfriend Jen.

“She told me how pretty I was,” Scheana recalls in the video. “She was sooo sweet… We all had some drinks together.”

And then it was only a few weeks ago, after the latest split from Aniston, that John and Scheana rekindled their friendship. “We were both going through a breakup at the same time,” she says. “No one’s cheating on anyone.”

So if there’s no cheating, does that mean that they’re a couple?

“He’s not my boyfriend,” says Scheana in a not-quite-convincing tone. “We’re hangin’ out…. You can leave it to your imagination.”

And though she denies any romance, Scheana is extremely open about the things she loves about John. “I love his personality… he’s funny… He can be like a dork,” she says. “He’s very considerate of other people.”

Scheana also reveals that she and John often text each other and that these little messages brighten up her day… But they’re not dating.

[From OK! Magazine]

I wanted to dislike this woman, but the video gave me a decent impression of her. She seems kind of dippy, but she’s young. She came across well although there’s a definitely an element of self promotion in the whole thing. She’s trying for a career in Hollywood and will have a role in the upcoming Jonas Brothers TV special so you can’t blame her for getting the publicity when she can. You can tell she’s hung up on Mayer and that she really cares about him. Ten to one he dumps her soon after seeing this video though. This girl is really into him, and once he realizes he doesn’t have to chase her he’ll be off looking for some more elusive tail.

Here’s Scheana Marie at an event yesterday. She’s already getting her photo taken. Credit: WENN.com

Ugh, I read this “report” yesterday, and I thought it was total crap. But now other gossip sites have picked up on it like it’s really going to happen, so here you go: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer: The Sequel. Barf.

Mayer and Jessica were seen lunching together in Calabasas early in April. Mayer has a home in Calabasas, so perhaps Jessica came to him. They were careful not to be seen together, yet “so happy” to be with each other. They should both be ashamed of themselves… or maybe not. Could it that they’re perfect for each other? That they got it right the first time around?

OMG! John Mayer is really making the rounds!

An inside source reveals exclusively to X17online that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson had lunch in Calabasas earlier this month! The duo was very careful not to be seen, and the source tells X17online, “Jess and John looked so happy to see each other, and it looked to me like they were more than friends!”

What is going on here?! Would Jess dump Tony for John, or is she just being a great flirt friend to the newly single singer? And what would Tony think of this?! Think the NFL quarterback is scared of losing his lady to John?

Who do you think John is going to wind up with next?

[From x17 Online]

Forget about who Mayer is going to end up with (my guess: about a million random drunk groupies), why is Jessica Simpson throwing away her relationship with Tony Romo? Is this the beginning of the end for the quarterback and the… “country singer”? Is that what Jessica Simpson is now? My guess was always that Mayer dumped Jessica and she was pretty devastated, because she didn’t know any better. Because, bless her heart, she’s dumb as a box of hair and she really thought John Mayer was the best she could do. Why is she going back for seconds with the guy who broke her heart? Poor Jessica.

Here’s Jessica and John back in 2007.

John Mayer stopped to talk to the paparazzi this weekend, just to update the world about his dating status. He’s single, he just wants us to know. This directly contradicts reports last week that he was dating a 23-year-old actress/model/cocktail waitress named Scheana Marie.

Captain Obvious also pointed out the logic to the photographers trailing him: “If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’… That’s how you can be sure. I could say, ‘I’m not with anybody.’ That’d be a death wish if you were the woman.” Well played, Mayer. Because if you had a girlfriend, there would be a photo-op. Because if you had a girlfriend, you would get on Twitter to announce the news. Because if you had a girlfriend, you would write a passive-aggressive song about it.

John Mayer swears he’s single!

Despite reports that the singer has found a new girlfriend after his breakup with Jennifer Aniston, Mayer tells paparazzi that there’s no special someone right now.

“If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend,’” Mayer told X17 Online after kickboxing in Santa Monica this weekend. “That’s how you can be sure. I could say, ‘I’m not with anybody.’ That’d be a death wish if you were the woman.”

He added: “If you were the woman and you stepped out and said, ‘I’m not with anybody, you’d have to go home and take a lashing for the next three weeks! So that’s the proof.”

People reported Friday that Mayer has been spending time with cocktail waitress and actress Scheana Marie, but to prove that he’s unattached, he approached a complete stranger in a car and asked the middle-aged woman to be his girlfriend.

To seal the deal, Mayer kissed her.

[From US Magazine]

Oh, he kissed a random middle-aged woman! That must have made her day – in John Mayer’s mind. I wonder what that lady was thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of “That was the strangest dirt-lip I’ve even come in contact with.”

Because there are some people out there who defend John Mayer relentlessly, I’ll give him some credit. He’s smart enough to keep himself in the news without employing some hardcore publicist. All of his public relations machinations are pretty open, which is a rarity for celebrities. I’ll give Mayer credit for actually doing his own press work, even if it’s giving those impromptu press conferences for the paparazzi.

Here’s John Mayer leaving the El Ray Theater in Los Angeles on April 22nd. Images thanks to INF Photo.

John Mayer has a new girlfriend. Sort of. I suspect that 23-year-old model/actress Scheana Marie Jancan is just some random hook-up, but Star Magazine is billing this as John Mayer’s next great romance. Apparently, in addition to the prerequisite “model/actress” label, Jancan is also a part-time bartender. She served Mayer some drinks at The Grand Havana Room in Beverly Hills. Mayer checked her out, then asked her out. Now her friends are spilling the couple’s secrets to Star – classic stuff like how Mayer and Jancan have been hanging out in Mayer’s Calabasas home, and “There is always food and beer around… Scheana said she has loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!” Just like spring break – a skeezy 30-year-old hitting on random, barely-legal chicas. That’s my image of John Mayer in a nutshell.

John Mayer is done pining for ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. In fact, he’s dating a model who’s just a baby compared to his 40- year-old ex!

Star has learned that John is hooking up with aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan. They met in early April at a Beverly Hills lounge.

Scheana, who turns 24 in May, served the sexy sexy drinks at The Grand Havana Room and John started chatting her up.

“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out,” a source tells Star. “She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

The gorgeous brunette, who has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant, has been hanging out with the singer at his rented home in Calabasas, Calif.

“There is always food and beer around,” according to the source. “Scheana said she has loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!”

And Scheana raves to friends that John is “very tender, sweet and creative.”

[From Star Magazine]

Last week, CB reported on how John Mayer has been talking smack about Jennifer Aniston, and sort of using her name to pick up women. I wonder if that’s his thing now – he sits down beside random 20-something girls, gets a little tear in his eye and starts in with “My ex-girlfriend was so needy…” Who falls for that? Granted, it’s more original than “Would you like to come backstage?” but it still sucks.

Here’s John leaving Katsuya restaurant on Thursday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

According to the National Enquirer John Mayer has been talking smack about his recent ex, Jennifer Aniston, to anyone who will listen. He is said to expound on how clingy and needy she was, and to be hitting on women wherever he goes. I kind of believe this based on a story in US Weekly last week that claimed that a “Mayer source” said that Aniston was “high maintenance and unbearable.” He does seem the type to talk crap about her, and there’s no denying the lyrics to that new song he debuted on his cruise were unflattering to Aniston:

Not only is [John Mayer] hitting on nearly every attractive woman who crosses his path, John’s bad-mouthing the 40-year-old “Friends” beauty to anyone who will listen, say insiders…

“John’s been recording in a studio and coming on to almost every woman int he vicinity,” a close source told The Enquirer.

“He goes on and on to those woman about how clingy and needy Jen is. He says that when they got back together after their first breakup last August, it was agreed she would back off on the smothering.

“When someone tries to change the subject, he goes back to Jennifer, claiming she was so emotionally dependent and demanding that he couldn’t take it.”

Freewheeling John often goes to dinner at trendy Mastro’s steakhouse in Thousand Oaks, Calif., with his musician buddies – and hits on the young waitresses, divulged an eyewitness at the restaurant.

“John arrives like he’s God’s gift to womankind, and even before being seated, he looks over the female staff and starts coming on to the pretty ones.

“At first they all fought over who would wait on him, but his advances have worn thin. Now they just sort of roll their eyes and say ‘It’s your turn!’”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, April 27, 2009]

The Enquirer could just be jumping to conclusions based on the song, “Love Warfare,” that Mayer played on his cruise for fans, but even if that’s the case we know this guy blabbed to the paparazzi after their first breakup, and he’s probably doing it again this time. If this is true, I feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston that he continues to smear her like this. Sometimes a person who would normally be non-needy ends up taking a more pursuing role in a relationship when the other person pulls away. I was like that with an ex boyfriend who was hot and cold with me, but that dynamic didn’t play out in my marriage because my husband is actually there for me and doesn’t play games. It’s not all Aniston’s fault if she was “smothering” John, maybe he was just being a jerk to her and she got scared of losing him.

There is some good news in this story – The Enquirer reminds us that Aniston is the one who dumped John, (reports have been mixed as to who ended it) “because of his wandering eye, blabbing about their lovelife, putting career before love – and refusing to live full time with her or put an engagement ring on her finger. In the end, his immaturity was just too much for her.” He seems to be proving that she made the right decision if this is how he behaves post-breakup.

Jennifer Aniston is shown on the NY set of The Baster on 4/13/09. Credit: bauergriffinonline. John Mayer is shown on his cruise on 3/26/09. Credit: WENN.com

Will Lily Allen be John Mayer’s next conquest? Even though there was something about the Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer hook-up, a possible Lily Allen/John Mayer hook-up might even be a better combo. They would have a more international flavor, and we know how much they both love the attention of the tabloids and the paparazzi. It could be heaven for both.

The idea of the two of them together, making sweet, sweet tabloid love isn’t even the best part. Lily wrote about her Mayer-love on Twitter, saying “I think I’m in love with John Mayer… I watched a DVD of one of his concerts last night, on the bus. His guitar playing is mesmerising. Sexy.” Chuckle. Is Lily -how do the Brits say it- taking the piss? She thinks Mayer’s guitar-induced “O” face is sexy?

Lily Allen has said that she may be in love with musician John Mayer.

The “Not Fair” singer wrote on her Twitter page that she had discovered her feelings for Jennifer Aniston’s ex-boyfriend while watching a recording of his live shows.

Allen said: “I think I’m in love with John Mayer.”

“I watched a DVD of one of his concerts last night, on the bus. His guitar playing is mesmerising. Sexy.”

Allen has continued her concert ticket giveaway on the page and has started giving fans rhyming clues on where to find the hidden passes.

From Digital Spy

Maybe she was just talking about the guitar playing, not the actual faces he makes while playing. If the camera’s just on his hands, maybe it’s not so bad. But still, you know his horrible “O” face is lurking. In all seriousness, I really hope Lily and John get together. They’re both rumored to be into some kinky stuff, and after they got through, they would get on Twitter and tell everyone about what they just did. Ew… nevermind. That would just be gross.

Lily Allen is shown performing in London on 3/26/09. Credit: Solarpix / PR Photos. John Mayer is shown on 3/26/09 at an event for his cruise. Credit: Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos

It sure did raise some eyebrows when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up yet again, just weeks after looking so happy and lovey-dovey at the Academy Awards. Back in February John said that he had “a really good time” at the Oscars, sources are now reporting otherwise. Apparently, the whole thing was a sham and the couple had already called it quits a few days before the event.

And now, the Oscar for “Best Phony Couple” goes to…(drum roll)…Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, who masqueraded at the Academy Awards as a loving couple – despite their top-secret bustup only days before – just because insecure Jen suddenly panicked over confronting sexy ex Brad Pitt and Hubba Hubba Angelina Jolie without a devoted hunk of man candy dangling at her arm.

As The Enquirer reported, Cougar Jen – finally fed up with John’s roving eye, his acquisition of a house 40 minutes away from hers, and his let’s-take-it-nice-and-easy ‘tude towards marriage as Jen’s bio clock ticked like a time bomb – phoned him and coldly broke off their woe-mance without major fireworks or tears.

But then later, after chilling a bit, horrified Jen suddenly remembered a major date she’d forgotten in all the emotion. Tracking John down, she gasped: “Omigod! What about the Oscars! You’ll still go with me to the Oscars…won’t you?”

Luckily, the singer hadn’t blabbed about the breakup to anyone -and, knowing she’d hate solo-ing it down the red carpet under Angelina’s baleful glare – he gallantly told Jen, “Hey, I wouldn’t let you down. I’d be happy to escort you.”

[From The National Enquirer print version, April 13, 2009]

Wow! That’s some pretty shoddily-written fiction right there. If the “pity date” was solely intended to ease Jennifer’s red carpet anxieties, then why didn’t they walk the red carpet? It’s just another phoney baloney story aimed at reviving what’s left of the long dead horse that is the BrangelinAniston tabloid frenzy. I always knew that John and Jen would not last, but I didn’t think the romance was a fake. At least, not on Jennifer’s end. What would John Mayer have to gain by showing up a the Oscars? He’s not even an actor.

Whenever we cover a story about yet another headline-grabbing stunt John Mayer pulled about half of you agree that he’s a media whore while the other half argue that he’s being funny or irreverent. It’s hard to tell with Mayer, and maybe the answer is somewhere in between. He talks so much crap that he’s probably just throwing a lot of it out there and seeing what sticks.

Mayer’s latest “talk about me” venture involves a song he performed on his cruise to Mexico aboard the “Mayercraft Carrier.” Titled “Heartbreak Warfare,” it came across as a thinly veiled reference to his off-again relationship with Jennifer Aniston. He introduced the song by saying “it’s miserable being around someone who’s negative.” Now who could that be? The lyrics of the song refer to a needy lover talking about another man.

A month after his split with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer has debuted a new song called “Heartbreak Warfare.”

Aniston, 40, isn’t mentioned by name in the new track, which features the chorus, “If you want more love, Why don’t you say so?” and lyrics including: “Drop his name, push it in and twist the knife again; Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain, pain, pain.”

In an audio clip posted on YouTube, Mayer, 31, tells the audience on his Mayercraft Carrier 2 cruise that he plans to record the track in mid-April for his upcoming CD Battle Studies.

“The concept of the album is the war of love – the art of war of love,” Mayer explained to the crowd. “Sometimes instead of saying ‘I love you,’ people can’t recognize that. They recognize how much you come to their aid when they are in pain.”

“I am a positivity man,” he continued. “Sometimes people try to recognize love in terms of negativity. When you are in that situation, that is not a lot of fun.”

Now that his fan cruise to Mexico is over, Mayer is heading back to the recording studio – a leased home in L.A.’s San Fernando Valley. “I gave myself a nine to five,” he recently told PEOPLE. “I’m making myself wake up and be a writer. It’s great.”

[From People]

Maybe I just don’t “get” this guy, or maybe he really is the ass that I think he is. If a good friend’s ex boyfriend was blabbing about her to the world like this, albeit in a roundabout way, I would tell him where to shove it.

Listening to the song, though, I have to say it’s pretty haunting and I really enjoyed it. The guy is talented and composes beautiful music. No wonder he’s so successful and you can sort of see how Aniston fell for him. If only he would just focus on singing and stop blabbing so much.