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May 18
'09
Peter Andre and Katie Price thrashing out custodial arrangements

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It was the divorce that everyone saw coming. British glamour model Katie Price, aka “Jordan,” and washed-up pop singer Peter Andre called it quits a week ago amid rumors that Katie loves to booze it up and mess around with other guys. Today, sources are reporting that the estranged couple are trying to work out arrangements for their children – but both sides are still very emotional and volatile.

The couple, who both left the UK after announcing their separation last Monday, are returning for talks on Thursday to discuss who will care for Harvey, seven, Junior, three, and Princess Tiaami, one, according to the Daily Mirror.

They are believed to have arranged the meeting over the phone.

Following the announcement that their three-year marriage was over, Katie, 30, fled to the Maldives with the two youngest children while Peter, 35, went to Cyprus, where he is being supported by his family.

According to the Mirror, Peter gave his wife – still best known as Page Three model Jordan – no illusions about why he is returning to the UK for the meeting.

‘I’m only doing this for the sake of the kids, not you,’ he is said to have told her.

The couple are expected to discuss the possibility of sharing custody of seven-year-old Harvey, Junior, three, and Princess Tiaami, 22 months.

Details of how dramatically their relationship had deteriorated before the break-up emerged at the weekend, with the News of the World claiming the couple had not had sex for two years.

A friend of Peter’s told the newspaper: ‘To put it bluntly, Jordan stopped fancying him. It caused big problems because she has a huge sex drive.Things haven’t been right in the bedroom for almost two years.’

Apprentice-reject Mona Lewis had already told how a chance encounter in a nightclub with Katie weeks before the break-up resulted in a startling confession about the state of her marriage. She said Katie declared: ‘I may as well tell you that me and Pete are splitting up. You’re going to see it in our TV series anyway.’

Mona, who approached Katie for an autograph and ended up getting an eye-watering account of her relationship with Peter, also claimed she told her the couple’s sex life had fizzled out.

Katie is currently staying at the £2,800-a-night villa in the Maldives where she and her husband spent their honeymoon three-and-a-half years ago.

‘When we met on I’m A Celebrity his career was over and he had hardly any money,’ she is reported to have sobbed.

‘It was me who turned that around for him.’

The News of the World also claimed Katie shared a kiss with a gay barman on the same night she was photographed flirting outrageously on a drunken night out in Bristol.

The pictures of her falling out of a nightclub are said to have enraged her husband, leading to the announcement of their separation.

Ben Osbourne, 21, was pictured seemingly kissing the drunk Katie on CCTV images captured outside the Flamingo nightclub in Bristol.

Ben said: ‘It was probably only a ten-second snog… but it definitely wasn’t the behaviour of a married woman.’

Meanwhile Katie has been using her computer to tell the world how she ‘misses’ her estranged husband.

On her Twitter page she wrote: ‘I’m still keeping a dignified silence. I have made no comments, they are made up.

‘I’m heartbroken. I never wanted any of this. We all miss Pete.’

Meanwhile Peter broke down in tears as the stress of the acrimonious split began to show.

After seeing pictures of his two young children in last week’s papers Peter couldn’t control his emotions – turning to his older brother for support.

Chris, 46, wrapped his arms around the devastated singer, helping him inside the £1million villa that Andre built as a holiday home for his family.

Peter hasn’t seen his wife since ending their relationship last week.

He is surrounded by his family at the villa near Perivolia – 10 miles from Larnaca, and told reporters outside he was ‘absolutely gutted’.

He also told journalists he was missing his children.

‘Being apart from my kids is just breaking my heart,’ he said. ‘It’s destroying me.’

[From The Daily Mail]

Hold on: Peter is upset that his wife kissed a gay man? I’m confused. Unless, the only gay man she’s allowed to kiss is Peter. Yeah, I said it. Anyway, is anyone else bothered by the fact that seven-year-old Harvey has seemingly been abandoned by both Katie and Peter in all of this? The child is severely disabled but yet, both Katie and Peter jetted off to other countries and left Harvey in the care of a nanny. Doesn’t he deserve to be supported and cared for throughout this ordeal the same as the other children?

As for Katie keeping a “dignified silence,” all I can say is, HA! When has that orange skankhound ever kept anything dignified or silent?

Katie and Peter are shown on 4/23/09 and 4/26/09. Credit: WENN.com
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Apr 20
'09
Katie Price would encourage her daughter to be more like Jordan

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Oh, Katie Price. From pink outfits for whorish equestrians, to drunkenly throwing food at 3 am, to her orange skin which perfectly matches her husband’s, she never ceases to surprise. She also doesn’t know when to keep her mouth shut. Katie has told the press that she would encourage her daughter to become a Page 3 girl, and would show her kids her topless photos when they’re older. For those of you who don’t know (I had to look it up), a Page 3 girl is a glamour girl regular on the third page of the tabloid The Sun. Each week, a girl is featured either nude or scantily clad.

Katie Price has said that she has no regrets about her career as a glamour model and would encourage her daughter to follow in her footsteps.

The reality TV star and entrepreneur told The Sun that she would happily show her children all the topless work she has done when they are older.

Price said: “I don’t have any regrets about who I am. If it wasn’t for the Jordan image I wouldn’t have the house and I wouldn’t be able to support the kids in the way that I do.

“When they’re older I can’t wait to show them everything I’ve done. When Princess goes to The Sun when she’s 18 to be a Page 3 girl, I’ll encourage her.”

She added: “I’ll go: ‘Yeah, get them out for the lads’. I think Page 3 Idol’s brilliant. I started out as a Page 3 girl and it’s a great career.”

[From Digital Spy]

I’m not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, it’s great that Katie is happy with her life and with the choices she’s made. On the other hand, I don’t know if it’s appropriate to be talking about your daughter (who is currently 3 years old) becoming a nude model. In fact, I know it’s not appropriate. Even Jenna Jameson has dyed her hair to a natural color and gotten her implants taken out since becoming a mother to twins. Although it would be next to impossible to hide from your children what you do for a living, you’d think Katie wouldn’t have planned out her young daughter’s future career.

What do you all think? Is it appropriate?

Here’s Katie out with husband Peter Andre in Venice Beach on March 10th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

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Written by SamHill         10 Comments »
Oct 17
'08
Katie Price denies marital problems; goes on all-night bender

There are a few things a celeb can do when talk of marital problems starts plaguing them. They can grab their spouse and kids and make sure they’re photographed doing lots of family-friendly activities. They can “accidentally” release a sex tape. They can issue a terse statement through a PR rep about how everything is fine. Or if they’re Katie Price, they can strap on a Tang colored dress that’s so tight it reveals each of their cosmetic surgery scars, a pair of the fugliest socks you can possibly imagine, and get shit-faced. It makes it pretty clear that your marriage – and life in general – is going great.

JORDAN has reacted to reports her marriage is on the brink of collapse – by heading out on a wild all-night bender with her sister.

The glamour girl donned a garish orange jumper dress that barely extended below her waistline and a pair of cheerleader-style socks before embarking on her marathon club crawl.

Jordan further fuelled speculation her marriage to PETER ANDRE is on the rocks when she turned up at her first destination of the night, Embassy in Mayfair, without her wedding ring. However the model – joined by her sibling SOPHIE on her night of debauchery – had returned the band to its rightful place by the time she wobbled out of the club.

A clearly tipsy Jordan and her sis then hightailed it to club No 2, Silver, showing off plenty of leg en route.

Next stop was Maddox, which an increasingly blotto Jordan and Sophie eventually stumbled out of at 3.30am.

But still the girls’ wild night wasn’t over – though it was after several rounds of drink at their fourth and final port of call, Blush.

The battered brunette had to be helped out of the club by two men at 5am, before flopping into a cab.

No doubt she’ll be suffering from a throbbing headache this morning – as will anyone who stared at her dress for too long.

[From the Sun]

The idea of someone wearing a dress that tight and then “flopping” into a cab is pretty unbecoming. I imagine a lot of jiggling was involved. It’s never really possible to know what’s going on with someone else’s relationship, but somehow I can’t help but get the feeling that Jordan and Peter really are having troubles. They haven’t been photographed together lately. Jordan is constantly having more surgeries on her breasts to make them bigger/smaller/perkier/etc. Peter has long been rumored to be gay. Katie is clearly trying to dress in a way that would drive any man 1000 miles away. Or anyone with eyes, really. Clearly they’ve got some issues to deal with.

But hey, nothing says, “We’ve got problems but I ultimately love you” like remembering to put your ring on by the end of the night.

Here’s Katie Jordan looking a little unsteady on her feet after a night out last night. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

Posted in Drunk, Jordan, Katie Price, Relationship trouble

Written by JayBird         17 Comments »
Aug 6
'08
Jordan arrives in L.A. for fifth breast surgery


Heaven forbid Katie Price leave her ugly ass body alone. The woman with a crazy plastic surgery is clearly way too dumb to realize that she got herself so ugly by going under the knife too many times. Thus to her, the logical solution is to keep getting plastic surgery after plastic surgery to try to undo all the grossness incurred by the multitude of previous plastic surgeries.

As she arrived in Los Angeles yesterday, the bountiful assets that made Katie Price her fortune were proudly on show.

But the mum-of-three will be returning to Britain without her oversized implants. Katie, who made her name as glamour girl Jordan, is believed to be in America to have breast reduction surgery.

Last year she went under the knife to drop down from a 32G to a 32C. But Katie revealed in February that the reduction surgery had failed, taking her down to 32F instead.

However, the glamour model joked with photographers that she hadn’t decided what size her bust was going to be – giving the impression she may even have another enlargement.

In March she told viewers of the Paul O’Grady show that she would be returning this summer for her final operation.

[From the Daily Mail]

Katie actually did confirm to TMZ that she’s having a breast reduction. The Daily Mail phrases it as though it’s speculation with the “[Katie] is believed to be in America to have breast reduction surgery” comment for some reason.

In February Katie gave an in-depth interview to OK! about how dissatisfied she is with her body. At the time she’d had four surgeries on her breasts alone – so this will make number five by the age of thirty. She also said, “You know, I’ve had four breast surgeries so far, and each time I’m less and less satisfied. Maybe I should stop having breast surgeries.” It’s hard to tell if she’s forgetful, stupid, or suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. Regardless, I think her next trip to the doctor should be to a psychologist, just to be sure.

Katie Price is shown arriving at LAX with her husband Peter Andre on 8/4/08. CR: Revolutionpix/ Fame Pictures

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Aug 1
'08
Katie Price upset by Cartier polo match snub

Katie Price (aka “glamour model” Jordan) really doesn’t seem to have any idea that she’s not part of the upper echelon of society. I can’t claim to be totally in the know about who’s who in the U.K., but I’m pretty sure that if each one of your fake breasts is bigger than your head, you’re not going to be considered A-list anywhere. It’s a worldwide thing.

Katie is absolutely livid that she wasn’t invited to attend the Cartier Polo International match last weekend. To be fair, it wasn’t the most elite event: 35,000 other people were invited. But in Cartier’s defense, if Jordan came they would have had to cut the guest list down to 33,000 to make enough room for her boobs.

Jordan wrote a very upset piece for the Times Online in which she complains about being told she was “not the sort of person” Cartier wanted at the event. Here’s a few excerpts:

…I’m a successful author and businesswoman, a rider, I am learning to play polo and I compete in dressage events. I rode my first horse when I was 7, and saved up to rent my first pony, Star, when I was 11. He was the ugliest, hairiest pony in the yard but I adored him. My mum couldn’t afford for me to go to Pony Club but it didn’t stop me going to gymkhanas. I just wanted to beat all those smart little girls in their perfect jodphurs and jackets.

All my life I’ve been surrounded by horses, I earned my pocket money sweeping out stables and I now have six horses. I’ve been invited to take part in the Royal Horse of the Year show, I’ve even played a charity polo match at Cowdray Park.

My book Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book was shortlisted for the WHSmith children’s prize and I have written a bestselling series of stories about ponies. I know more about fetlocks and forelocks than most of the celebrities invited by Cartier and the Chinawhite nightclub. I’ve certainly mucked out more horses.

It’s pure snobbery. However good a horsewoman I may be, I’m also a glamour model. That embarrassed the organisers. I paid Chinawhite £6,000 for my table, but my manager was told that I was not the sort of person they wanted. Eliza Doolittle went to the races with Henry Higgins after a few elocution lessons, In Pretty Woman Julia Roberts went to the polo straight from Sunset Boulevard, but in the 21st century we have become even more class-ridden. Unless you are a toff or an aspiring actress, they don’t want you.

Polo should be for people who love horses, not a media charade. It should be about the sport. Horses are a wonderful hobby, one that gets you outside and keeps you fit. They should be for everyone – little girls, glamour girls, working-class girls like me. No one should be excluded.

[From the Times Online]

When I started writing this article I was translating all the British slang and equine terms in [brackets] above. But there’s so much of it that I’m just going to summarize: Katie Price is pissed. And she knows some big horse words to back it up. It annoys the crap out of me, but she actually has a really good point, especially at the end. I understand that Cartier and Jordan mix together like oil and water. But Katie Price clearly loves horses and has talked about it for a long time – even aiming for the Olympic equestrian team.

I never thought I’d defend Jordan, but she does have a successful career she built from nothing; she worked hard even as a little girl to be around horses and she hasn’t outgrown that love. She paid a lot of money like everyone else, only to hear that her $12,000 wasn’t good enough. I hope Cartier doesn’t make the same mistake next year. Because I really don’t ever want to agree with Katie Price again.

Here’s Katie Price promoting her new bedding range at Matalan Milton Keynes, England on Wednesday. Photographer: Vince Maher; Images thanks to WENN.

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Jul 23
'08
Shocker! Jordan admits she doesn’t write her novels

Get ready for the surprise of your life. Yes, this is one of those clichéd “you’d better be sitting for this” moments. British “glamour” model Katie Price (aka Jordan) has admitted that she doesn’t actually write any of her bestselling novels. And she’s released three of them – and fourteen other books as well. But she’s still more than happy to take all the credit for them.

Jordan says the concepts of each of the books is all her. She claims that she pretty much acts as an editor (though she doesn’t use that word… I’m not sure she knows it); directing her ghost writer on what’s supposed to happen in each chapter, then sending her off to write it on the typewriter. Yes, Katie also thinks stories are still written on typewriters. Or maybe she’s just delightfully old fashioned.

Far from writing her own novels, Miss Price – better known as Jordan – instead reveals she merely thinks up the plot – leaving the complex task of conjuring up the golden prose to an assistant.

“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t,” she said.

“I don’t have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written.

“So I’m not going to sit here and say I write it word by word because I’d be lying. I actually say how I want the story and that’s how it happens.”

[From the Daily Mail]

Jordan’s first book sold 300,000 copies in six weeks; the second sold 160,000 in the first twelve weeks – bestsellers, to say the least. Celebrities using ghostwriters is nothing new. What’s annoying is how much credit Katie Price has taken for her books up to this point. Though the article only touches on her novels, one can only assume the ghostwriters worked their tails off on her other titles as well. They range from her three autobiographies to children’s picture books.

Price claims she’s too busy to actually write the books herself. So she has a ghostwriter for literary chores, a few nannies for the kids, a couple of housekeepers for the mansion… and I’m assuming a few ladies to have sex with her husband ? Maybe a couple of stunt models to walk the runway (or whatever it is a “glamour” model does), and probably someone to go to the bathroom for her as well? Sounds like a truly exhausting existence.

Here’s Jordan signing copies of her latest book ‘Angel Uncovered’ (which has already been reduced in price), at bookstore WHSmith in Surrey, England on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.

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Jul 17
'08
Jordan releases 17th book; says other authors are jealous of her

Here are some absolutely gorgeous photos of Katie Price, aka “Jordan” at the launch for her latest book, Angel Uncovered. Yes, i say latest because price has put out no less than 17 books. 17. I wish there was a way I could capitalize numbers, to really show my shock and disdain. The current book is the third one to be about Britian’s top model. Because Price is very creative like that. she also says that other authors are jealous of her. I myself will admit to absolutely seething every time I see a picture of Price and a book that she’s “written.”. I’m just not seething with envy.

With the second book do you feel that you still have a lot to prove?

Well I’ve got 17 books out, they’ve all gone to number one so obviously I’m doing something right.

Do you think people can still be a bit snobby towards you?

Totally, especially at the book awards. It’s as if I shouldn’t be there. But I’ve got a right to be there like everybody else. I think they are just jealous because my books seem to sell more than most of theirs. But I can’t help that. I obviously write good stuff.

In the new book there seems to be quite a few Posh and Becks type stories in there?

The way I’ve done the book because obviously the industry I’m in, is like celebrity magazines, Wags and reality shows. That’s how I’ve done the book. It’s very today and very much what I’m involved in.

It’s good though. You’ve got the footballers and the wives when they go abroad, mixing with other Wags, fashion, babies, affairs, it’s all in there.

[From the BBC]

That’s some deep stuff right there. Here’s Jordan launching her new book at Borders Oxford Street in London today. Photographer: Daniel Deme. Images thanks to WENN.

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Written by JayBird         30 Comments »
Feb 25
'08
Jordan designing her own line of sex toys

That Jordan really gets around. Not just in the slutty sense – that girl will slap one of her names on just about any product. Back in the day, doing that used to be called a celebrity endorsement. But now we – the good consumer public – are supposed to believe that these are actually products designed and put out by the celebs themselves, which is absolutely ridiculous. Where is Ralph Nader when you really need him? Jordan – nee Katie Price – has written a host of books, including three autobiographies. She actually thinks she’s that interesting. But Katie isn’t satisfied with merely sticking her name on some awkwardly ghost-written books. Good ol Jordan wants to stick her name on a host of new goods – namely sex toys.

Glamour girl Jordan is aiming to bring out her own range of condoms and sex toys. The goods, including vibrators and massage devices, will have a logo featuring the busty model’s naked silhouette. Jordan has applied to the UK Intellectual Property Office to have the symbol registered.

She is also launching more traditional toys and even fruit machines.

The 29-year-old star has already registered a logo in her real name, Katie Price, for haircare appliances — with hearts above the “I’s”. She wants to extend it to a range of other products, including jewelery, clothing and cosmetics — and even horse whips and saddlery.

Jordan, a keen rider, will be given a decision on her new logo by the UK IPO in three months.

[From the Sun]

Jordan is famous for her ridiculously large boobs, and sexuality in general. So slapping her name on a vibrator doesn’t seem that out of place. It gets a little more unusual when you get to traditional children’s toys. God forbid a tired shelf stocker not be paying enough attention and stick a vibrator in the wrong section. Or worse yet, some fuzzy stuffed kids toy in with the adult merchandise. But where it really gets creepy is the fruit machine. I wasn’t exactly sure what a fruit machine was – I’m imagining it’s some type of dehydrator perhaps. Either way, going from sex toys to cooking appliances is quite the leap. Branching out to horse whips and saddlery – well to be fair, if seen in the wrong context, those could make a lot of sense. But Jordan is marketing them for the traditional equine-riding buyer. Can you imagine a famous jockey bragging about his Katie Price saddle? I’m sure the pink suede and rhinestones will really add some flare. Katie already has a line of lingerie out in the UK. It’s sensibly designed for women with a larger, Katie-sized bust. Given the writing, the designing of bras, the toys, and the kitchen appliances, you’d think Jordan would be satisfied. But I guarantee you, within the year you’ll be hearing about the Katie Price computer hard drive and memory chip, along with the Katie Price lint shaver and vegan sausage product.

Here’s Jordan doing her best grown-up-no-longer-a-skank impression while signing copies of her third autobiography “Jordan: Pushed To The Limit” at Waterstone’s in Essex on February 22, 2008. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Feb 5
'08
Jordan hates her new body & lack of back pain

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Mom of the year”/obsessive plastic surgery victim/sorta model Jordan (aka Katie Price) has given an excruciatingly long and in-depth interview to OK! Magazine in which she’s talked about her displeasure with her body, even after what seems like a million surgeries – and at least four on her breasts alone. Jordan says she had her globe-sized implants removed, but her breasts still aren’t small enough. Or perky enough. Or bolted-on looking, which is what she actually told the surgeon she wanted. That look that screams bad/fake looking boob job is what Jordan was aiming for but didn’t get. So now she’s going to go under the knife again, for the gajillionith time.

“When I saw my boobs I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller. My words to the doctor beforehand were: ‘I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking. But I still want people to think I’ve got big boobs.” Katie, who is married to singer Peter Andre and has three children, added: “I’m really disappointed. In fact I’m going back to the States to get them re-done.”

Explaining why she isn’t impressed, Katie continued: “They look fine in bra but they hang too low when I’m standing up and it’s really bad when I’m lying down. There’s about a four inch gap. I’ve had three boob jobs done before and I’ve seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they’re not right. I’ve also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there’s excess skin so the doctor either hasn’t filled the skin up enough or he hasn’t removed enough skin.”

[From the Daily Mail]

So instead of saying to herself, “You know, I’ve had four breast surgeries so far, and each time I’m less and less satisfied. Maybe I should stop having breast surgeries,” Jordan’s natural reaction is to go under the knife for a fifth time. It seems like there’s a real contradiction between what she’s saying. “they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller” and in the next breath “But I still want people to think I’ve got big boobs.” You see how it could be a little challenging for a surgeon to please her, given her request. Katie’s also spent a ton of money on getting her teeth done – and she’s not happy with any of it. But the best part is the end of her quote. Wait for it, it’s priceless.

Katie said she is so upset with the staggering £43,000 cosmetic surgery that she is warning others to stay natural has even vowed not to have any more done herself. She said: “I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve paid for surgery and this is the first time it went wrong.

“My boobs and nose were £18,000 and my gnashers [teeth] were £25,000. But they are [botched] as well. Mine are so sensitive now it’s like they’ve filed them down too much and have hit all my nerve endings. It hurts constantly. It feels like I’ve got electricity going through my teeth.”

She added: “I tell you what – anyone reading this, just stay natural because I’ve been through all this and look at the state of me. They [botched] up my boobs and they [botched] up my teeth and I’ve been in pain for six weeks. I don’t want any more surgery, though. I’ve had enough! I’ve had enough of anaesthetics and I’ve had enough of recovering.

[From the Daily Mail]

Wow, so you look the worse for wear, you’re out a lot of money, you’re completely dissatisfied with the results, your advice to everyone is to stay natural, and you “don’t want any more surgery… I’ve had enough!” BUT, the subject of your whole interview is how you’re having more surgery to get your boobs and teeth redone. Well thought out my friend, well thought out. Jordan, should you ever stumble upon our site, could I recommend you peruse this article? Thanks.

Picture Note by JayBird: Here’s a side shot of Jordan’s new, toned-down boobs as she arrives back to the UK from her surgery in the US on December 22nd. Images thanks to Splash. Header of her promoting her line of larger sized lingerie in 2006.

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Feb 4
'08
Jordan’s Ex-nanny Says She’s ‘No Mom of the Year’

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The former nanny to Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre’s children, Becky Gauld, has a few things to say about the reality show couple. If you watch their dreadful show, you know that in the season finale last year, Becky was fired from her job as caretaker to Katie and Peter’s two sons because she took a holiday against Katie’s wishes. Since then, Becky has taken the pair to court for wrongful termination and won. Now, she’s going to the tabloids and telling them that Jordan isn’t the devoted mom she appears to be on TV.

Becky, 25, stormed: “Their life is very different to the one on TV. The reality is she’s selfish and self-centred – and NOT the perfect mum.

“If viewers had seen what I saw off-camera they’d be astounded. The only thing they do as a family is photoshoots.”

In the revealing interview she tells how Jordan:

ALLOWED overweight thyroid disorder sufferer Harvey to eat TWENTY chicken nuggets at once – even though she’d been told by doctors he could DIE if he didn’t diet.

WAS QUIZZED by SOCIAL SERVICES after the blind autistic youngster scalded himself in a bath of hot water.

TAUGHT Harvey to say “f*** off just so she and Andre could raise a laugh from their friends at a barbecue.

ASTONISHINGLY sent Becky a TEXT from her bed summoning her nanny from her cottage in the grounds of the £2.5 million mansion at 4AM… because the star couldn’t be bothered to get up and cope with Junior crying in a nearby room.

Becky told the paper: “When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed.


[From The Sun]

Becky goes on to say that the ‘devoted parents’ routine is just that–a routine. The pair only cuddle and play with the children when the cameras are on, but when there’s no one around to impress, they were all too eager to dump the kids on the nanny. Apparently, Peter likes to hang out in his recording studio, while Jordan is more worried about her beauty treatments than changing diapers. The nanny expressed particular concern for Jordan’s oldest son, Harvey, who is autistic, blind, and suffers from a thyroid disorder.

Jordan has blamed her son’s weight problems on him hating vegetables, saying: “The doctors told me, ‘If he doesn’t go on a diet he could die’. I said, ‘I’m telling you now, he will not eat vegetables. He only wants to eat chicken nuggets or anything with potato’.”

But Becky – whose interview can be seen in full at notw.co.uk – says: “That is total rubbish, he WOULD eat vegetables – you just had to have patience and you had to hide them.

“I used to give him Bernard Matthews mini kievs and hide green beans inside. She’d seen me doing it but she knew it took PATIENCE to get him to eat them.

“Harvey’s weight problems were due to his condition but she also fed him the wrong things. They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.”

On a holiday to Cyprus the nanny watched in horror as the couple fed him a mountain of fast food.

“In a McDonalds Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car,” she said. “Then he and Katie went shopping while Harvey bolted them down.

“I didn’t want him to eat them but I was not his mum. They went on holiday in America for ten days and he lost nearly a stone when I looked after him. I just gave him healthy food and exercise.”

Is it true– or is it sour grapes? While Jordan has not officially responded to the story, sources say she is very upset and plans to refute these claims. Becky certainly has a motive to paint Jordan as a bad mother. It can’t be easy to be fired from your job on national television– I would probably want some revenge on my employers if that’s how they chose to sack me. It wouldn’t be the first time a disgruntled former employee told tall tales about their boss to get even. However, Becky did win a court case against the pair, which adds a certain air of credibility to the story. And she has since found employment with another family. However, she did go running to The Sun, which means she was probably paid to tell her story.

I think Jordan’s a tacky, no-talent attention-whore, but I’ve always given her credit as a caring mother who seems to cope well with raising a child with so many disabilities. If the nanny is telling the truth, I hope there is some kind of investigation into what’s going on in that house. But with so many cameras pointed at Jordan and her kids on a daily basis, it’s hard to believe that someone other than the nanny wouldn’t have noticed all these things.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Thanks to DListed for these image from the January, 2006 issue of OK! Magazine.

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