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Feb 4
'08
Jordan’s Ex-nanny Says She’s ‘No Mom of the Year’

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The former nanny to Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre’s children, Becky Gauld, has a few things to say about the reality show couple. If you watch their dreadful show, you know that in the season finale last year, Becky was fired from her job as caretaker to Katie and Peter’s two sons because she took a holiday against Katie’s wishes. Since then, Becky has taken the pair to court for wrongful termination and won. Now, she’s going to the tabloids and telling them that Jordan isn’t the devoted mom she appears to be on TV.

Becky, 25, stormed: “Their life is very different to the one on TV. The reality is she’s selfish and self-centred – and NOT the perfect mum.

“If viewers had seen what I saw off-camera they’d be astounded. The only thing they do as a family is photoshoots.”

In the revealing interview she tells how Jordan:

ALLOWED overweight thyroid disorder sufferer Harvey to eat TWENTY chicken nuggets at once – even though she’d been told by doctors he could DIE if he didn’t diet.

WAS QUIZZED by SOCIAL SERVICES after the blind autistic youngster scalded himself in a bath of hot water.

TAUGHT Harvey to say “f*** off just so she and Andre could raise a laugh from their friends at a barbecue.

ASTONISHINGLY sent Becky a TEXT from her bed summoning her nanny from her cottage in the grounds of the £2.5 million mansion at 4AM… because the star couldn’t be bothered to get up and cope with Junior crying in a nearby room.

Becky told the paper: “When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed.


[From The Sun]

Becky goes on to say that the ‘devoted parents’ routine is just that–a routine. The pair only cuddle and play with the children when the cameras are on, but when there’s no one around to impress, they were all too eager to dump the kids on the nanny. Apparently, Peter likes to hang out in his recording studio, while Jordan is more worried about her beauty treatments than changing diapers. The nanny expressed particular concern for Jordan’s oldest son, Harvey, who is autistic, blind, and suffers from a thyroid disorder.

Jordan has blamed her son’s weight problems on him hating vegetables, saying: “The doctors told me, ‘If he doesn’t go on a diet he could die’. I said, ‘I’m telling you now, he will not eat vegetables. He only wants to eat chicken nuggets or anything with potato’.”

But Becky – whose interview can be seen in full at notw.co.uk – says: “That is total rubbish, he WOULD eat vegetables – you just had to have patience and you had to hide them.

“I used to give him Bernard Matthews mini kievs and hide green beans inside. She’d seen me doing it but she knew it took PATIENCE to get him to eat them.

“Harvey’s weight problems were due to his condition but she also fed him the wrong things. They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.”

On a holiday to Cyprus the nanny watched in horror as the couple fed him a mountain of fast food.

“In a McDonalds Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car,” she said. “Then he and Katie went shopping while Harvey bolted them down.

“I didn’t want him to eat them but I was not his mum. They went on holiday in America for ten days and he lost nearly a stone when I looked after him. I just gave him healthy food and exercise.”

Is it true– or is it sour grapes? While Jordan has not officially responded to the story, sources say she is very upset and plans to refute these claims. Becky certainly has a motive to paint Jordan as a bad mother. It can’t be easy to be fired from your job on national television– I would probably want some revenge on my employers if that’s how they chose to sack me. It wouldn’t be the first time a disgruntled former employee told tall tales about their boss to get even. However, Becky did win a court case against the pair, which adds a certain air of credibility to the story. And she has since found employment with another family. However, she did go running to The Sun, which means she was probably paid to tell her story.

I think Jordan’s a tacky, no-talent attention-whore, but I’ve always given her credit as a caring mother who seems to cope well with raising a child with so many disabilities. If the nanny is telling the truth, I hope there is some kind of investigation into what’s going on in that house. But with so many cameras pointed at Jordan and her kids on a daily basis, it’s hard to believe that someone other than the nanny wouldn’t have noticed all these things.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Thanks to DListed for these image from the January, 2006 issue of OK! Magazine.

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Posted in Family, Jordan, Moms, Peter Andre, Photos

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Nov 28
'07
Peter Andre vs Liam Gallagher, Jordan Plans Breast Reduction


There’s nothing I love more than a celebrity fued, and this one is between Liam Gallagher and Peter Andre! When I was at school, the cool kids liked Oasis and the dorks liked Peter Andre. I liked his abs.

Liam was asked during a television interview last week who he’d like to collaborate with, who he’d like to text and who he’d like to ignore. He was given the names Dolly Parton, Peter Andre and Sir Trevor McDonald, a British news anchor, to chose from.

He replied: “I’d call Trevor McDonald, I’d text Peter Andre and I’d ignore Dolly Parton. The only reason I’d text Peter Andre is to say, ‘What the f*** are you on about man? Where’d you get my f***ing number from, you f***ing pikey ****?’ “

On hearing this, Peter hit back in a magazine interview.

Pete fumed in New magazine: “I read somewhere that Liam Gallagher has been calling me all sorts of names. I found this quite surprising because when I last saw Liam he couldn’t have been friendlier to me and Katie. I’d go as far as to say that he was totally up our backsides!

“We bumped into him at a Radio 1 event and he told us how great he thought we were and how his mother Peggy was a big fan. It’s such a shame he was too much of a coward to tell us how he really felt to our faces instead of being two-faced. That man is all mouth and no trousers!”

[Both quotes New Zealand Herald]

Maybe Peter should have given Liam an autograph for his mum.

Then again, there is no chance that Liam Gallagher, who is possibly the biggest poser in the British industry, is going to admit that he likes or even tolerates Peter Andre. Even if his mum is a fan. I wonder what his mother thinks of his language?

Next time you see Peter Andre, watch out Liam. I’ve seen those abs.

In other Peter Andre news, his wife Katie Price aka Jordan is getting a breast reduction for Christmas. And her New Year’s resolution? Not to show her boobs to anyone but her husband. Does this means she’s retiring?

Header image is an older one of Peter Andre as it’s the only headshot I could find without Jordan in it. Liam Gallagher is shown outside his brother Noel’s birthday party on 5/26/07, thanks to WENN. Peter Andre and Jordan are shown outside Gary Cockerill’s birhday party on 9/30/07, thanks to Splash News and PR Photos.

Posted in Feuds, Jordan, Liam Gallagher, Peter Andre

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Aug 2
'07
Jordan And Peter Andre Reveal Princess Tiaamii with a recalled pacifier


The first Pictures of Peter Andre and Jordan’s (whoops, I mean Katie Price) baby girl are out. And she doesn’t really look like either of them.

Jordan said: “She looks really different from both the other kids – she’s got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes.

“The health visitor said she would put money on them not changing colour. It’s weird, she must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes and I don’t know where the ginger comes from. Pete gets a bit of ginge in his beard.”

Andre joked: “Actually we had a ginger gardener.”

But the reality TV star, real name Katie Price, claims Tiaamii’s hair won’t effect her love, adding: “I don’t mind, I love her anyway, even if she’s a ginge!”

Actually, I think when people are horrible about people with red hair, that’s as bad as being racist.”

RTE

I’m not saying anything about Katie’s comment about racism. Except that she must have been having a blonde moment. Tee hee!! Sorry Katie.

In these pictures, did Katie have to take her clothes off? And if you are going to go the skin-to-skin bonding pictures with your baby, shouldn’t the child be nude too?

Anyway, all babies are cute, and this one is no exception. And as soon as I work out how to pornounce it’s name, I’ll stop calling it ‘it’.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Thanks to DListed and Seriously? OMG! WTF? for these pics. Note that the baby is using one of those rhinestone-encrusted pacifiers – the ones that were recently recalled for being a severe choking hazard and using crystals that contain a lot of lead.

Posted in Babies, Jordan, Katie Price

Written by Helen         See post for comments
Jul 24
'07
Jordan picks a ridiculous name for her daughter

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Katie Price, who explained her dream wedding to her manager by showing her a barbie dream carriage, has named her third child, a three week-old daughter, “Princess Tiáamii” with an accent on the first a, to “make it a bit more exotic,” as if the name needed any help in that department. Price is better known as “Jordan” and is a British psuedo-celebrity who made a name for herself by appearing on reality shows and showing up to events wearing ridiculous body-baring outfits. She’s a great businesswoman also, and has written a bunch of autobiographies, launched lingerie and jewelry lines and put out an album with her husband, Peter Andre. She has a fortune that’s said to be around $60 million. [Details from Wikipedia]

Now she’s given her daughter a ridiculous name, and can join the ranks of other deluded celebrities who doom their children to years of taunting:

“Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete’s idea because it’s taken from our mums’ names.

“We’ve put an accent over the first ‘a’ to make it a bit more exotic and two ‘i’s at the end just to make it look a bit different.

“We love it because it’s unique, plus it means something special to us. I’m going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and ‘Princess’ underneath.”

Former pop star Andre added: “Katie always loved the name Princess but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums and then I just woke up one morning and thought ‘I know! We’ll just put them together!’.

“If people don’t like it, that’s up to them. We’re really happy and proud.”

[From The Daily Mail]

This woman also bragged about how she had sex with her husband again after he battled life-threatening meningitis, saying his manhood was “still nice and big” after his illness, and that his manscaping left him “bald as a badger” down there. She’ll find other ways to embarrass this child than just calling her Princess Tiáamii.

This brings to mind the poor children of Paula Yates, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie. There are plenty of other examples of celebrity children with odd names, and here are my favorites:

Baby Name(s) Celebrity Parent(s) Gender
Banjo Rachel Griffiths Boy
Pilot Inspektor Jason Lee Boy
Tu Morrow Rob Morrow Boy
Diezel and Denim Toni Braxton Boys
Speck Wildhorse and Hud John Mellencamp Boys
Aurelius Elle Macpherson Boy
Kyd David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Boy
Hopper Sean and Robin Wright Penn Boy
Racer, Rocket and Rebel Robert Rodriguez Boys
Satchel Mia Farrow and Woody Allen Boy
Jermajesty Jermaine Jackson Boy
Reignbeau and Freedom Ving Rhames Boy and Girl
Audio Science Shannyn Sossamon Boy
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey Jamie Oliver Girls
Kal-el Coppola Nicholas Cage Boy

[Details from Yeahbaby.com, perfect-baby-names and The Sydney Morning Herald]

Apple really doesn’t sound that bad now.

Posted in Babies, Jordan, Katie Price

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