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Sep 3
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Eminem wants to be The Riddler in Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film

Rapper Eminem performs 'Not Afraid' at the 2010 BET Awards in Los Angeles June 27, 2010. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

The rumors surrounding Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film have been incessant ever since The Dark Knight came out and blew everybody away. At various times, it seems like the next “villain” would be Catwoman, and the casting for that was extremely messy. But then the rumors swung over to the idea that the new villain would be The Riddler. Nolan’s association with (Heath Ledger-esque) Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Inception seemed to lead people to think that Nolan was considering JGL for a role. This may be true – it’s one of the most recent rumors, and I think it might have the most weight. But, according to The National Enquirer, JGL isn’t a shoo-in by any measure. Apparently, Nolan is looking at both JGL and Johnny Depp, and now Eminem wants a screen test for the role as well:

After seven weeks of topping the charts with his “Recovery” album, almighty-whitey rapper EMINEM – itching to dominate movie screens again and repeat the critical kudos he won with biopic “8 Mile” – rapped to his reps: “When it comes to business, you know I ain’t no fiddler…You tell them Batman biggies, I wanna play ‘The Riddler!’”

Will Eminem nail a big-screen comeback deal – or get a screen test, at least?

Producers are piqued at the prospect of a Rappin’ Riddler, but Slim Shady’s facing stiff competition – execs are also confab-ing with JOHNNY DEPP and red-hot “Inception” star JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT. Stay tuned.

[From The National Enquirer]

Eminem has dressed up in strange superhero costumes in his videos a few times – does that count as a screen test? Probably not. Judging from Nolan’s previous work, The Riddler will not be some cartoony jokester in a bright spandex onesie. He’ll probably some cold, murderous psychotic who likes horrible, terrible riddles involving body parts and chainsaws. Can Eminem go that dark? Sure. And Em is very popular, and I can see why it might be a good story, you know? But I doubt the veracity of it. First of all, Em seems very focused on his sobriety right now, and he seems super-cautious of taking on any project that might instigate a relapse. Considering the last dude who played a villain for Christopher Nolan is now dead, Em might not want the role. Secondly, I think JGL has it in the bag. Truly.

Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt chats with director David Koepp on the set of Premium Rush on September 2, 2010 in NYC, NY and stays fit with co-star Wol Parks. Fame Pictures, Inc

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 27: Rapper Eminem performs onstage during the 2010 BET Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium on June 27, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt chats with director David Koepp on the set of Premium Rush on September 2, 2010 in NYC, NY and stays fit with co-star Wol Parks. Fame Pictures, Inc

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Aug 12
'10
Joseph Gordon Levitt is a hot piece, plus SuperBlaster Quickies Hot Guy Thursday

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Seriously, how cute is Joseph Gordon Levitt? I’m totally on baord with him these days, for real. Ever since I saw (500) Days of Summer, I can’t get enough. What a lovely performance he gave! How sweet and funny and sexy and lovely. Sigh… my imaginary boyfriend. These are photos of him on the New York set of his new film, Premium Rush yesterday. Love the buzz cut and the red shirt and the fact that he looks like he’s munching on something in these photos, because it makes me think about him munching on something else (hint: do you really need a hint?).

Anyway, JGL’s not really doing anything newsworthy enough for this post except stand around and look lovely. So why not do a little mini-Hot Guy post – Hot Guy Thursday SuperBlaster Quickies!

Here are some new photos of Benicio del Toro yesterday at a screening in London. Yes, he looks mangy, and yes, that’s a f-cking trucker’s cap. But I would still nail it to the wall.

NEW YORK - AUGUST 11: Benicio Del Toro attends the Film Society of Lincoln Center screening of 'Enter The Void' at the Walter Reade Theater on August 11, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Dario Cantatore/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - AUGUST 11: Benicio Del Toro attends the Film Society of Lincoln Center screening of 'Enter The Void' at the Walter Reade Theater on August 11, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Dario Cantatore/Getty Images)

Next, we have a special request from Stacie, who scans our tabloids every week. She has a Lord of the Rings fetish (I know), and she requested some *choke* Orly Bloom. And no, Stacie, I am NOT going to put up a photo of Orly with his elf ears! Of course, she also wanted some Sean Bean and Viggo Mortensen, which I completely cosign:

LOS ANGELES - DECEMBER 3:  (L-R)  Actors Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom butt heads at the premiere of 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King' at the Mann Village Theatre, December 3, 2003 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES - DECEMBER 3:  (L-R)  Actor Viggo Mortensen kisses actor Orlando Bloom at the premiere of 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King' at the Mann Village Theatre, December 3, 2003 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

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JGL in NYC on August 11, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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Jul 6
'10
Joseph Gordon Levitt: “I still go on little weedfests”

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the cover boy for the August issue of Details Magazine. Now, I am not one of those JGL addicts who has seen everything he’s ever done. In fact, I’d be hard-pressed to name anything of his that I’ve seen (I never got around to watching 500 Days of Summer, but I will). The only reason I really like him is because he’s adorable and he was pretty good on Saturday Night Live, and because of his sweet little accent. And honestly, that’s enough.

Anyway, JGL’s interview is extensive, and it’s a pretty decent read (full piece here). He’s promoting his role in Inception, which LaineyGossip says is getting totally solid-to-awesome reviews. Personally, I don’t generally care for those “It’s all a beautiful, twisted dreamscape world” movies, but I have to admit, the cast of Inception is wonderful (DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard, and JGL, among others), so maybe I will end up seeing it. By the way, JGL has a shaved head because he just played a cancer patient. I like him better with hair, but he still looks adorable this way. Here are some excerpts from JGL’s interview.

On having his laptop stolen years ago: Years ago, when his teenage apprenticeship as a boy alien on the sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun was winding down and he had enrolled in Columbia University to study French, Joe walked into his Manhattan apartment one day to find that a beloved laptop had been stolen. “And I stupidly had not backed up the files,” he says. Wasn’t he anxious about identity theft? “That was the least of my concerns. I was much more worried about the hundreds of pages of sh-t I had written.” Was any of it meaningful? “Yeah,” he says. “Deeply meaningful. I was writing almost every day. I mean, there was a lot of bullshit. I would spend, like, a page writing about some girl’s body. But that’s good stuff to have too.”

On the frustration he felt trying to transition from child star to adult actor: “Um, yeah [there was frustration],” Joe says. “I would answer that question with a resounding yes. I was scared and depressed for a while. Not that I had any reason to f-cking be depressed—I mean, I was going to college and everything. It was not like I was hungry. But absolutely. I was like, ‘Sh-t, I don’t know if anybody’s gonna let me act. They’ll let me be in another sitcom, but I don’t want to do that. This is terrible.’ Yeah.”

On drugs: “When I was in high school, I loved smoking weed. I loved it. But I cut myself to once a month. That was my rule. And so as the first of the month came closer, my friends would be like, ‘All right, what’s the plan this weekend?’ and actually it’s really cool—when you do it that infrequently, you can really trip. In hindsight, could I have smoked weed on the weekends? Yeah. But it was cool to do it once a month. I still do that sometimes—I go on little weedfests. I’m a pothead. That’s my drug of choice.”

On getting cast in Inception: When Christopher Nolan and his stunt director approached Joe about the role in Inception, they told him it would hurt. “I wanted to paint a grim picture of it,” Nolan says. “The worse I made it sound, the more Joe would grin.” There would be pain. There would be wire work—jumping and fighting in a Fred Astaire-ishly spinning room. Joe would need to wear elbow pads, knee pads, torso pads. Avoiding injury would require relentless training. “They were basically saying, ‘This will be really hard,’ ” Joe recalls. “And I said, ‘I will do anything at all, and I will never complain once.’ Chris just sort of smiled and said, ‘Get it in writing.’”

On stunt training: Joe went to England to shoot levitational hand-to-hand combat in a whirling tube set up in an old zeppelin factory, and “it was six-day weeks of just, like, coming home at night f’in battered. Like you are after you play a hard game of football,” Joe says. “The light fixtures on the ceiling are coming around on the floor, and you have to choose the right time to cross through them, and if you don’t, you’re going to fall.” Nevertheless, there is no record of Joe bitching on the set. “The adrenaline,” he says, “was so nuts that I was like, ‘This normally would have hurt a lot, but let’s go again, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.’”

[From Details]

There’s more stuff in there, I was just getting a little annoyed when he talked about his art. But it sounds like he did the hard work of transitioning into a mainstream, critically acclaimed adult actor, and he did it with a lot of grace, humility and humor. Good for him. Will he ever be a leading man? Eh, maybe. But I doubt that’s what he wants – my guess is that he’s aiming for solid character-actor status. But you never know. Perhaps all of that stunt training will come in handy when he’s starring in next summer’s Die Hard-esque action film. Stranger things have happened.

I just put it together! With his shaved head, JGL looks like Ed Norton! Nice.

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Photos courtesy of Details.

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Written by Kaiser         36 Comments »
Nov 23
'09
Joseph Gordon Levitt was meh on SNL, Sarah Palin the real “star”

Okay, I have to admit, I’ve never really thought about Joseph Gordon Levitt one way or another. In the past year, he starred in the critically acclaimed 500 Days of Summer, and in the critical flop (but box office winner) G.I. Joe. When I’ve seen pictures of JGL, or even caught some movie with him, I just think “talented kid, average looking”. But when I was watching him on Saturday Night Live, I kind of fell for him. He’s really cute! You can just tell what a musical theatre geek he is too. I mean, I can’t think of any major actor who would choose to revive Donald O’Connor’s iconic, magnificent, physical, tour de force performance of “Make ‘Em Laugh” from Singin’ in the Rain. That takes massive musical theatre cojones. I doubt even Hugh Jackman would attempt it. But JGL did it, and did it well. I mean, he’s no Donald O’Connor, but I give JGL a lot of credit for attempting it on live television.

Besides that, I felt like JGL was underutilized. He seems like a sweet kid, a talented kid, an actor with a great voice (and a lovely little New York accent) and a lot of physical grace, so why couldn’t they come up with more stuff for him to do? It seemed like the SNL writers were more focused on giving their cast members all of the good stuff. Because JGL didn’t have a lot to do, I feel like the episode was a little meh. The two funniest parts were the digital shorts, and neither of them had JGL. I have no idea what kind of sick, twisted crap inspired Andy Samberg and Keenan Thompson to do this, but it’s so ridiculously funny:

The digital short that is already getting the most attention didn’t feature any of the cast members. Instead, it was a surprisingly wonderful mash up of the trailer from 2012, that disaster movie about a 2012 apocalypse, and Sarah Palin’s speeches and book tour interviews. The mash-up is about Palin winning the 2012 presidential election… with vice president Glenn Beck. The planet self-destructs:

“The planet is going rogue” is really, really funny. As is “From the mind of Keith Olbermann”. You know he’s going to love that. SNL needs Ben Affleck to come back for another Olbermann impersonation. With Tina Fey as Palin. Oh, Lord. That’s coming, isn’t it?

SNL promotional photos of Joseph Gordon Levitt courtesy of NBC.

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