All other gossip kind of got blown out of the water yesterday when Duchess Kate and Prince William announced they were expecting a royal baby. It seems like everything in Hollywood grinded to a halt as all of the celebrities and famewhores waited respectfully for a 24 hours news cycle before commencing with their scandals and controversies. So… that kind of makes me feel bad for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Tucked away in the Epic Royal Baby News, I learned that JustJen threw themselves an engagement party two nights ago. Is it just me or is a Sunday night a weird time to throw an engagement party?

With 50,000 roses, lashes of caviar and a spectacular fireworks display, there was nothing understated about Jennifer Aniston’s first wedding to Brad Pitt. But as the actress celebrated her engagement to new fiancé Justin Theroux with a low party last night, it seemed her tastes had matured.

While a host of stars gathered to mark the occasion, they were dressed down for the bash at the Beverly Hills home Jennifer and Justin now share. Guests including Demi Moore and Ben Stiller drove themselves to the party, with the men low key in jeans and checked shirts, and the women keeping warm in trousers and their winter woolies.

Tobery Maguire attended with his wife Jennifer Meyer, even taking their six-year-old daughter Ruby Sweetheart along. Chatshow host Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia DeRossi, actress Lake Bell, comedian Ben Stiller and CAA agent Kevin Huvane were all spotted attending.

The vibe was casual and relaxed, in keeping with Jennifer and Justin’s relationship. The couple are known for their dressed down look, with 43-year-old Jennifer quickly adopting Justin’s uniform of biker boots, jeans and leather jackets when they started dating.

The couple announced their engagement in August after Justin popped the question on his 41st birthday.

[From The Mail]

You can see some exterior photos of various guests arriving at their home on Sunday here, at The Mail. The guests do look decidedly dressed down, which surprises me. Jennifer seems to have brought Justin over to the most high-maintenance, “glamorous” side of things, and I thought that they would be going full-on LUX all the way. So it’s interesting to learn that their engagement party was so low-key.

As for the timing… does an engagement party right now mean that the wedding will be sooner rather than later? I think so. What’s weird is that Brangeloonie Sixth Sense has been tingling lately too – I wouldn’t put it past Brad and Angelina to get married around Christmas or New Year’s too. What if Brangelina and JustJen accidentally get married around the same time?! EPIC.

Oh… I just saw where Us Weekly’s sources are claiming this wasn’t an engagement party but rather Jennifer’s “annual tree trimming party.” Is that really a thing for Jennifer? Anyway, Us Weekly has the “exclusive” on her tree because OMG ANISTON 4 EVA I guess. She got a 10-foot Noble Fir because “She likes [her trees] really full and fluffy!” Like she likes her men, I suppose.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

The last time we had new photos of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, it was a few weeks ago at the American Cinematheque award ceremony for Ben Stiller. Stiller can claim friendships with both parties of JustJen – Ben and Jennifer worked together on Along Came Polly, and Ben and Justin worked together on Tropic Thunder. Reportedly, Ben has been friends with both of them for years and years, and he might have even been somewhat instrumental in first introducing them or something? I don’t know, the “story” of how Justin and Jennifer first got together is so sketchball, God only knows.

Anyway, as we all know, Ben Stiller is married to Christine Taylor. I think Christine is an underrated actress, but I always got the impression that she purposefully put her career on the back burner when she married Stiller, probably because she wanted to focus on being a wife and mother, and Ben really is a power player in Hollywood. Like, Christine is angling to be the next Rita Wilson, you know? And that’s nothing to scoff at. Rita Wilson has a lot of power and pull. So, my general impression is that Christine is a nice person, maybe kind of vanilla and Betty Crocker, but that she probably works to be friendly with all of her husband’s friends. Not so much! Star Magazine says that Jennifer and Christine might kind of hate each other.

Justin Theroux is desperate for his fiancée, Jennifer Aniston, to become BFFs with Ben Stiller’s wife, Christina Taylor, but Star has learned that Jen just isn’t feeling the love.

“Justin and Ben have been pals for nearly 20 years, but Jen hasn’t liked Christina since press reports claimed they were ‘close friends’ after they were seen in Hawaii together with their men. She wonders if Christine is using her to advance her career,” tattles a source, adding Christine’s murky motive aside, Jen can’t find common ground with Ben’s conservative wife.

“Jen and Christina are just really different people,” the spy explains. “Jen feels uncomfortable around Christine, who is quite proper, and gets along better with edgy women like Chelsea Handler.”

Unfortunately, Justin is so clueless that he thinks Jen should make Christine a bridesmaid!

“Jen has been noncommittal about it,” snipes the source. “But there is no way that’s happening.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

It feels like the hate is coming more from Jennifer’s side, and Christine is being blamed for pushing a story about her alleged friendship with Jennifer. I think the story is probably mostly BS, but… it wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that there’s more drama behind-the-scenes amongst the women of that little Hollywood Hen Party. As I’ve said before, they all socialize together all the time – it’s Aniston and Taylor and Courteney Cox and Laura Dern, Isla Fisher, Jennifer Meyer (Tobey Maguire’s wife), etc. Do the sober wives look down on Aniston and her boozehounding friendship with Chelsea Handler? Does Jennifer look down on the other women because none of their men are as hyper-groomed as Justin?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

My second impression of these photos from last Thursday night at Ben Stiller’s American Cinematheque Award thing – Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston looked like they had a hell of a pre-party before the event, right? Like, Jennifer looks like she had to be poured into the limo and there are some pics where Justin seems… I don’t know. Does he still drink? I know the story is that he doesn’t do drugs anymore, but I wouldn’t guess that he’s 100% sober in these pics. Maybe they’re just high on life. Maybe they’re just super-thrilled to be walking a red carpet together. Maybe this is the beginning of the end! Jennifer doesn’t have the best history with relationships once she makes it all official and walks a red carpet with her pieces, you know? Anyway, like I told you before, Star Magazine claimed last week that Jennifer keeps her man on a very tight leash, and it’s starting to upset his friends. Now Page Six claims that Justin’s feathers are being ruffled too – he doesn’t like LA. He misses New York. He misses his old life. Ruh-roh.

Justin Theroux, who moved to Los Angeles to be with his fiancée, Jennifer Aniston, is missing life in New York and having a hard time adjusting to a new city, according to sources.

We’re told Theroux recently had a meltdown, telling friends about how he desperately misses his old life in Manhattan. “He was saying how he and Jen can’t go anywhere in New York because everyone sells them out, so they’re forced to spend most of their time in LA, a city he hates,” says the insider. “New York is his home, and he feels like he has to give it up for this relationship to work. He struggles with it.”

Aniston sold her two prewar condos — a one-bedroom penthouse and a one-bedroom on the 17th floor — at 299 W. 12th St. through a corporation in her dog’s name, Norman, in April this year, and picked up a mansion in Bel Air at about the same time. “Jen just couldn’t handle being watched so closely in New York,” the source explains. “She felt like the neighbors, doormen, everyone was spying on them.”

Theroux still has an apartment in the West Village, near Blue Hill, the romantic restaurant where he proposed, but we’re told the “Horrible Bosses” actress is uncomfortable staying there.

“There’s no doorman or security,” says the insider. ”It makes Jen nervous.”

The couple is currently living in Aniston’s California mansion. “Jen is fine being mostly in LA,” continued the source. “She’s used to a life of hiding in her big house and bringing the party to her. But Justin was in love with his New York livelihood . . . and he’s mourning it.”

They met briefly on the set of “Tropic Thunder” in 2007 and reconnected in 2010 with “Wanderlust.” They announced their engagement in August, after the actor’s 41st birthday. Theroux was previously in a 14-year relationship with live-in girlfriend Heidi Bivens, who moved out of their home in June 2011.

“He loves Jen but misses his old life. He’ s really conflicted,” adds the insider. A rep for Aniston didn’t get back to us last night. Theroux’s rep said, “This is false. They continue to remain bicoastal.”

[From Page Six]

I was happy when Jennifer finally did what she talked about for years and years and actually bought a place in New York. What was weird was that she bought real estate in New York shortly after working with Justin (while he was still with Heidi). Once Justin and Heidi were over and Justin and Jennifer were officially together (overlap!), Jennifer only remained in New York for a few more months before she sold her New York real estate and then went on a buying binge in LA. My take was always that Jennifer just did the move to New York to get Justin, and once he was on the hook, she was all “Let’s go to LA!” What was funny/interesting to me was when Jennifer went to film that We’re the Millers movie, Justin rarely came to her set – he stayed in NYC most of the time, reconnecting with his friends and living his old NYC lifestyle.

Now, of course couples move for each other all the time, and when you’ve got Jennifer’s money, being “bicoastal” isn’t any kind of hardship. But I do wonder if Justin isn’t quietly weighing the pros and cons of this relationship at this point.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are some new photos of JustJen! HUZZAH! Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attended the American Cinematheque 26th Annual Award Presentation To Ben Stiller at The Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills last night – both of them are pretty tight with Ben Stiller, so it makes sense. Jennifer wore this Valentino dress that is like the long version of the 1980s cocktail dress that Julia Roberts wore in Mystic Pizza. Justin looks good here, I think – not overly-groomed, not too fake-tanned. Jennifer looks… um… lip injections, right?

Anyway, here’s a real question: is Jennifer Aniston fundamentally an evil person who turns wholesome men into whipped, cynical, try-hard poseurs with her Biscuit of Doom? You read that correctly – I said ANISTON. Not Angelina. Oh, how the tables have turned, Jen-Hens! Star Magazine seems to be asking that question – once again, about ANISTON! – in a story about how all of Justin Theroux’s old friends think he’s totally changed now that he’s on The Good Ship Aniston. Apparently, when he was with Heidi Bivens, he was social and friendly and outgoing, but nowadays he just follows Jennifer around and she won’t let him talk to any of his friends. Boo!

Jennifer Aniston has turned her fiancé Justin Theroux into a stuck-up snob! Justin’s pals say Jennifer took the actor from mellow and friendly to arrogant and self-absorbed. During a recent birthday bash hosted by actor Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher in their LA home, several guests commented on the cold demeanor of both Jennifer and Justin.

“They kept to themselves all night and avoided talking to all of Sacha and Isla’s other guests. It was really awkward since it was such a small party. Jen and Justin were so antisocial, they stuck out like sore thumbs.”

Justin’s behavior became especially unbearable after he popped the question to Jen, pals reveal to Star.

“Before their engagement, Justin was very friendly. Now you’re lucky if you get a high five out of him. Before Jen, his friends were a priority, even though he was in a relationship then too. Now she controls his every move and they’re together nonstop. His pals feel like he’s completely turned his back on them.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

To be fair to Jennifer, one of Justin’s oldest and closest friends seems to have been “Uncle/Pervert” Terry Richardson, so maybe Jennifer was wise to force him (with her Biscuit of Doom) to cull some of his friendships. As for how Justin and Jennifer were supposedly acting at Sacha Baron Cohen’s party… I don’t know. It sounds weird. You know that group of people always hangs out together all the time, right? It’s Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Sacha, Justin, Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer, Balthazaar and Rosetta Getty, Ben Stiller and his wife, Laura Dern and sometimes Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck. That’s the tight-knit little group that functions as “the cool group” in the junior high school that is Hollywood. I imagine it would get boring to spend every weekend socializing in that small little group, but whatever.

PS… Did Justin make People Magazine’s “Sexiest Men Alive” list this year? He made it last year! Maybe he was just pouting about that.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Jennifer Aniston is HAPPY. Doesn’t she look happy? Don’t you believe she’s happy? Don’t you believe that she never, ever thinks about Brad Pitt ever, or do you need her to mention his name in an interview and talk about how she’s over him? She’s HAPPY. And everything else to the contrary is just a coincidence, a dirty, homewrecking coincidence perpetuated by The Leg and Heidi Bivens. Anyway, in that vein, Star Mag has two stories about Jennifer and how happy she is. These are the tabloid equivalent of a forced smile, but whatever. I’ll take ‘em.

The first story is just a little blurb about Aniston being obsessed with 50 Shades of Grey (eh), and how she and Justin Theroux are “trying for a baby” by finding inspiration in that horrible book. A source says, “They’ve acted out some of the scenes. They’re at it like crazy, and she said they’ve been having wild fun with feathers and blindfolds and dirty talk.” I like to imagine that she makes him wear the feathers. And then there’s this:

Jennifer Aniston can’t stop beaming! She was grinning ear-to-ear on the set of We’re The Millers, and she was flashing a dazzling smile at Justin Theroux while on a romantic date at the Chateau Marmont a few weeks later. Of course, the reason for her through-the-roof mood elevation isn’t just because of her engagement to Justin – it’s also because she finally feels she’s over Brad Pitt,

“Jen still can’t believe such an amazing relationship has finally come her way,” says a friend. “She really wasn’t expecting to fall in love, and it took her by surprise.”

Jen has tried to forget Brad over the past seven years, but friends say their tumultuous relationship still weighed heavily on her… until recently.

“She used to think about Brad all the time,” the insider confirms. “But these days, he barely crosses her mind. It’s like, ever since she met Justin, she has really finally started to get over Brad and what happened in their marriage.”

Jen even wrote Brad a note, telling him she has forgiven him for the past and hopes they can be friends… she doesn’t hold any grudges against him and Angelina. She’s only looking forward to her future with Justin.”

Jennifer and Justin share “incredible physical chemistry” according to sources and “Jen’s been bragging about Justin’s impressive equipment and says he’s the most sensual, erotic man she’s ever dated. She says Justin is way better in bed than Brad!”

“Justin makes her feel special and treats her like a queen… she definitely wears the pants in the relationship, and Justin is happy to let her have her way. He does everything he can to keep her smiling. Jen always says how ‘authentic’ Justin is. She truly admires him.”

“Jen thinks Justin will be an amazing father. But she’s telling friends she wants them to get married before they start a family. It’s like she’s starting her life all over again with Justin. Jen has never been so happy!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Sigh… I remember tabloid stories about Aniston bragging that Vince Vaughn was better in bed than Brad. Then it was that rent-a-date model dude. And then some other guys, and then John Mayer. There were others. Each time she got a new boyfriend, magically a tabloid story would appear about how “hot” the sex was compared to boring old Brad. I mean, it’s an obvious coping mechanism if it wasn’t so petty and dumb, especially seven years out. But sure, happy, happy, happy. She’s never felt like this before. He treats her like a queen! She doesn’t even think about Brad anymore and that’s why she compares every man she’s with TO Brad! She even allegedly wrote Brad a note saying that she finally, seven years later, FORGIVES him. Star is making it like she’s Mother Teresa with tweaked nipples and a copy of 50 Shades. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Jason Thomas/Filmmagic.

As you might have noticed yesterday, Jennifer Aniston gave an exclusive interview to People Magazine this week. Aniston made the cover of People… in the top inset, not the main cover story, which is all about Pity-Poor-Demi-Moore. I think it’s kind of funny that Jennifer is trying to do this big “engagement ring rollout” and she’s giving interviews about nothing but her personal life and her new Living Proof endorsement, and even People Mag won’t give her the main cover story. Well, we now have the quotes from her People interview where she’s discussing Justin Theroux’s proposal and the ring. And… I still don’t believe her.

Jennifer Aniston has claimed her engagement to Justin Theroux came as a complete shock and had no idea what he was planning when the actor got down on one knee earlier this summer.

The actor, who Jen has been dating for just over a year, presented the ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ actress with a huge eight-carat diamond ring, with the 43 year-old claiming it was a pretty “sneaky job” on the part of her now fiance.

She told People magazine: “It was one of the sneakiest jobs I’ve ever seen. I had no idea.”

Clearly the handsome star has good taste as Jen revealed he chose the rock all by himself.

She explained: “I didn’t know what I wanted for a ring. He just knows what I like.”

The couple announced their engagement in August with a spokesperson claiming the proposal took place while they were celebrating Justin’s 41st birthday.

His spokesperson confirmed to People in August: “Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage.”

Earlier this week Jen cried when talking about the engagement during an interview on BFF’s E! Show Chelsea Lately. “I just got verklempt,” she told Chelsea as she wiped away tears.

[From Entertainmentwise]

So, this is Aniston’s official version of the engagement story. She had “no idea” that Justin would propose to her on the very same weekend that the tabloids were claiming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would marry in France. She didn’t know he would propose, or she didn’t know about the ring? That’s what confuses me – because I think she’s saying that she didn’t know about the ring, but that she might have been expecting a proposal? Even then, I’m still not buying it. I don’t believe Justin picked out the ring all by himself. I have doubts about whether or not he paid for it himself. And I don’t believe that this was all some kind of mega-surprise, as opposed to a carefully orchestrated story designed to “steal focus” had Brangelina actually gotten married. Go ahead and yell at me! The “coincidental timing” excuse is bulls–t after seven damn years.

Photos courtesy of People Mag, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, and Jason Thomas/Filmmagic.

It’s so absolutely shocking! Jennifer Aniston has given her second interview this week for NO reason. It’s so bizarre and coincidental that she would be doing press for nothing the same week that Brad Pitt’s hilariously awful Chanel ads have come out! Following Jennifer’s appearance on Chelsea Lately, Aniston’s rock-hard nips sauntered over to People Mag to talk exclusively about her new endorsement/investment deal with Living Proof, an MIT-invented haircare line. I just looked it up – the haircare line is being sold online! Go here to see some kind of testimonial from Jen. Here’s the interview:

Now that Jennifer Aniston is the face and co-owner of Living Proof hair products, she has everyone using them — even her fiancé, Justin Theroux.

“He kind of has no choice,” she jokes to PEOPLE. “It’s what’s in the shower right now. You know he’s a guy, he just goes for what’s in the shower. But yes, he’s used it.”

And if he’s anything like his betrothed, he’s loving the company’s shampoos and conditioners — and their philosophy. “They’re still eager and they’re growing, and that’s what’s sort of fun,” she shares of the Massachusetts-based brand. “They’re still trying to crack the nut.”

That’s in part why Aniston decided to join the team. “I’ve been known for hair for so long and … it just never felt right,” she says of previous endorsement offers. “It has to ring true to me, and feel good. That’s the thing that’s exciting to me [with ownership], to be able to have creative participation and get behind the product in a way that is actually knowing what’s happening as opposed to selling what’s happening.”

Aniston says she’s loyal to products that work, and isn’t easily influenced by the next big beauty thing. “Whether it’s an Aveeno face cream (fun fact: she uses hers as eye cream, too!) that I’ve been using for 15 years or a Neutrogena cleansing bar, there are things that if you use them and feel confident … you’re telling the truth to consumers.”

But her best beauty tip comes without a price tag: “Sleep,” she says, laughing. “Honestly. Hydration — drink a lot of water — and get your sleep.”

[From People]

I don’t really have a problem with any of this – I praised Aniston for this deal that she cut, and I think it will be interesting to see if more celebrities aim for “ownership” roles in start-ups, as opposed to simply being hired for an ad campaign and just taking a check. As for using Justin as a hair guinea pig… maybe Living Proof will come up with some products that can get Justin’s hair to look more… natural? Like, his current hair looks like he’s grooming with black shoe polish. It’s a “look” for sure, but the man is 41 years old and he has a bald spot. Surely Living Proof can help a brother out?

PS… Oh, one problem: I don’t believe Justin just uses whatever Jennifer has in the shower. Justin has been spotted shopping for expensive men’s soaps, colognes, products, etc before. I think Justin cares about his products.

Images courtesy of Living Proof, Jason Thomas/Filmmagic.

These are some new photos of Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis filming We’re the Millers in Albuquerque, NM. This film production has been all over the place, right? And it keeps going and going. It’s not like they’re making Citizen Kane or anything. Hopefully, they’ll be wrapping this up in the next few weeks, because otherwise… it just seems weird that they would be working this much on what seems like a dumb comedy. As for Aniston’s facial expressions, she’s sort of cracking me up. I don’t know if she was being photographed while “acting” in a scene, or if she’s being given some piece of direction or what.

In other Aniston news, last week’s National Enquirer claimed that Jennifer might be getting a very special engagement present from Justin Theroux. Who she pretty much hasn’t seen since they got engaged a month ago.

JENNIFER Aniston is set to get a big, expensive present from fiancé Justin Theroux if this latest report is to be believed.

According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, the actor and writer paid a visit to a Beverly Hills Tiffany’s after a business lunch looking to find a gift for the actress, and immediately fell for a beautiful platinum heart pendant covered with sparkling sapphires.

“Justin thought the necklace was a couple of thousand – and went into shock when the saleswoman told him it was just more than $15,000,” a source said.

“He took a big gulp, pondered a minute, then said, ‘Oh what the hell!’

“He told the woman to wrap the bauble, saying he’d save it for a special occasion.”

[From Showbiz Spy]

I know exactly the Tiffany’s pendant that they’re discussing. It’s a beautiful piece that I daydream about constantly. At the end of the day, I’d probably prefer the Tiffany sapphire (or diamond!) encrusted teardrop though. Anyway, I think it’s a little bit weird that Justin shelled out however much for Jennifer’s engagement ring (which we still haven’t seen) and then immediately went shopping for another piece of jewelry for Jennifer. Sure, some men are like that – wonderful men who love to give jewelry! But is Justin one of those dudes? It seems out of character for this hipster.

And here’s the latest St. Jude’s Hospital ad, which includes many celebrities singing “Hey Jude”. Jennifer is in there, as is Jon Hamm and Keith Urban, etc.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

These are new photos of Jennifer Aniston filming We’re the Millers. This time the set is in Santa Domingo Pueblo, NM, which I’m guessing is standing in for “the border” or “Mexico” considering that’s the whole plot of the movie – a dude (Jason Sudeikis) who pays a hooker (Aniston) to play his wife so he can smuggle some drugs across the border. I like Jennifer with glasses – I think she actually has a face for glasses, and I wish she would wear her glasses more often in public.

I guess I should also make note of the fact that she’s wearing A ring, perhaps not THE ring which we still haven’t seen (as far as I know). Is anyone else surprised that we still don’t know what Jennifer’s engagement ring looks like? I’m not even talking about a photo of Jennifer wearing the ring… we haven’t even gotten a confirmed description about the carat size or the shape of the diamond or anything.

In addition to the lack of ring specifications, I also think it’s kind of weird that Jennifer and Justin have been spending so much time apart since they got engaged. Justin was in New York for weeks and weeks while Jennifer worked in North Carolina, and now that she’s on location in New Mexico, Justin was seen in LA, partying at some Emmys after-parties:

There’s a bromance brewing between Justin Theroux and John Krasinski! During Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Emmy Awards bash at a private members’ club in West Hollywood September 23, the Your Highness actor, 41, and the Office star, 32, were spotted “dancing and singing” throughout the night, an onlooker tells Us Weekly exclusively.

Theroux and Krasinski — sans respective loves Jennifer Aniston, 43, and Emily Blunt, 29 — also chatted with fellow guests Josh Groban, 31, Ellen DeGeneres, 54, and Portia de Rossi, 39. At one point, a source says Theroux and Krasinski “were in a circle jumping up and down singing the end of [Carly Rae Jepsen's No. 1 smash single] ‘Call Me Maybe.’ It was hilarious!”

“Justin was having a blast,” the partygoer adds. “After he had his ‘Call Me Maybe’ dance party, he hopped behind the deejay booth with Samantha Ronson and she gave him a tutorial!”

Theroux and Krasinski weren’t the only A-list attendees at Kimmel’s invite-only party. Guests including Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul, Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara, Parks and Recreation’s Aziz Ansari, Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi, Glee’s Chord Overstreet, Missing’s Ashley Judd, Happy Endings’ Adam Pally, The Good Wife’s Julianna Margulies, Saturday Night Live’s Fred Armisen and Good Morning America’s Lara Spencer sipped Don Julio margaritas and Bulleit Bourbon Old Fashioned cocktails; They snacked on Umami Burger sliders on their way out.

[From Us Weekly]

It certainly seems like Justin is enjoying his new status in Hollywood. Sure, he went to industry parties before he got together with Jennifer… but would have been partying with all of the A-list television people and would Us Weekly have made note of it? Fascinating.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

The tabloids love to run stories about Jennifer Aniston’s beauty treatments. They love to run those stories just as much as they love to talk about the state of her womb. Beauty-treatment stories are so popular, I kind of wonder why Jennifer didn’t choose to “spoof” them in her somewhat idiotic Smartwater commercial. I guess she just felt like getting people to talk about her womb some more? Anyway, Jennifer claimed recently that she only spends $200 a month on beauty treatments. Which I feel comfortable saying is total bullsh-t. Now In Touch Weekly (the tabloid that usually resides deep within Aniston’s ass) claims that she’s been spotted getting $2000 treatments at a fancy Beverly Hills spa!

Jennifer Aniston is sparing now expense to look breathtaking for her upcoming nuptials with Justin Theroux. The 43-year-old, who has yet to reveal her wedding date, recently plunked down close to $2000 for a Customized Rejuvenation Treatment at Mila Moursi Skin Care in Beverly Hills. The luxe facial, which runs 90 minutes, minimizes fine lines and wrinkles and rejuvenates sun-damaged skin.

“Our leading ladies like to get the treatment,” says a staffer. Jen’s been a regular at Mila Moursi since August, when she got engaged.

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

I would love to hear more details about what you get for $2000. They better be wrapping your face in gold and diamonds for that kind of money. So… which do you believe: that Jennifer was full of it when she claimed to only spend $200 a month on beauty treatments, or that she’s really just like you, a girl on a budget who uses old fashioned beauty treatments like Vaseline and prayer?

Menawhile, there’s a hilarious (and absolutely fictitious) story about what kind of wedding gown Aniston will wear:

If we were betting men we’d put money on Angelina Jolie being the bride who’d want a black gown for her big day, but nope it’s actually Brad Pitt’s ex Jennifer Aniston who apparently wants a less than conventional dress!

Jen, who’s planning her wedding to fiance Justin Theroux, has chosen her theme for her big day according to insiders. Not only have the happy couple decided on a theme they’ve also apparently bought forward the wedding!

A source has told Now magazine that Jen and Justin are planning to get married as soon as this Christmas! And to set aside her second wedding from her first to Brad, she’d set on some pretty unusual touches: “Jen wants to flip the script on her wedding to Brad, which was very traditional, in favour of something smaller, cooler and weirder – and it doesn’t get much weirder than a black-themed do. She’s even talking about a black wedding dress!”

Although Jen loves her LBD’s, apparently the colour choice could actually be down to the groom: “It’s Justin’s favourite colour and it’s important to them both to stand out visually.”

According to the source her team thinks a black wedding would look fab in photos, which has encouraged her even more. It seems like the plans are well underway as they’ve allegedly already told their friends to keep December free for their big day in New York.

“That was a huge decision as most of Jen’s friends are in LA, but she’s determined to make it as different as possible to her Malibu wedding to Brad. Plus she’s already had one wedding, so she’s letting Justin have the final say on this.”

[From Entertainmentwise]

Black is Justin’s favorite color? Okay, I’ll buy that. It would crack me up if Justin somehow managed to make Aniston into some kind of goth biker-chick bride. You know that won’t happen, though – she isn’t changing for him, HE is changing for HER. Pretty soon Justin will be getting the $2000 facials.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.