Two days ago, LaineyGossip posted an awful blind item. As in, the subject matter was awful, not the blind itself. The blind was all about the “wedding gift” some friends made for a recently married couple. The “gift” was a “funny” video in which homeless people talked on camera about how they were super-sad to miss the celebrity couple’s big, fancy wedding. Because the “joke” is that homeless people are SO funny, what with their homelessness and not knowing where their next meal will come from, and the joke is that of course the celebrity couple would invite some homeless people to their wedding. If you couldn’t tell, I have no idea what the “joke” was supposed to be. Anyway, Lainey only said that it was NOT Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, and I think most people, even the blind-item-challenged, were like “Huh, I bet it’s Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel”. Yeah.

Gawker reported yesterday that Justin’s friend Justin Huchel, a real estate agent (“joke?”), was the one to make the video or organize the video somehow:

After the guests at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding were whisked to southern Italy via private jet last week, they were greeted by a video produced by Timberlake’s longtime pal, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel. The video had a gag: Huchel hit the streets of Los Angeles and asked a bunch of homeless people, street musicians, and transexuals to wish the multimillionaire newlyweds well. Funny, funny stuff.

The 8:30 video featured street interviews with ten people, many of them obviously homeless, premised on the idea that they were friends of Timberlake and Biel’s who, for whatever reason, couldn’t quite swing the trip to the Borgo Egnazia resort in Puglia for the nuptials, which were reported to cost $6.5 million. “Greetings from Your Hollywood Friends Who Just Couldn’t Make It,” reads the opening title card, “Featuring Sid, Chuck, Robert, and More!” Sid, Chuck, Robert, and others appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.

“Justin and Jessica, I haven’t seen you for a long time,” one toothless man tells the camera. “I hope the wedding goes fine for you. My gift is in the mail.”

A male off-camera voice, apparently Huchel’s, asks the man when he last saw Timberlake and Biel, adding, “Did you and Jessica mess around?”

At one point, after commentary from an apparently transexual man, Timberlake’s “SexyBack” is played in the background.

Another glassy-eyed apparently homeless man woozily tells the camera, in a lengthy and rambling monologue, “Jeez I miss you so much. I wish I could be there.” (“There” being the $1,000-plus a night Italian resort hanging out with guests like Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samberg. “Here” being behind what looks like a McDonald’s.) Others mumble unintelligibly in response to questions about when they last hung out with Timberlake and Biel. When one shirtless man says he saw them at the L.A. Coliseum, the male voice asks, “were you performing with them?”

[From Gawker]

Gawker contacted Huchel, and his attorney sent Gawker a letter threatening to sue, which you can read in its entirety over at Gawker. The lawyer says, “Mr. Huchel made [the] video to be used and exhibited privately at Justin Timberlake’s wedding as a private joke without Mr. Timberlake’s knowledge.” I could parse that statement all day long. What is the “private joke”? Does Justin just spend his days, joking about homeless people? WTF? To me, this is the celebrity-gossip equivalent of Mitt Romney’s 47% video. What happens in private never stays private.

People Mag cover courtesy of People.com. Additional photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Yay! A great copy of People Magazine’s Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wedding cover! And it’s a doozy! Earlier this week, I was trying to tamp down my expectations for this wedding pictorial, trying to imagine wedding photos that would be oddly all about the groom rather than the bride, just because that’s the way Justin Timberlake rolls. JT’s wedding is all about JT and no one else. And isn’t that what the People cover says to you? It says “Justin Timberlake got married, it’s all about JUSTIN, don’t look at the bride!” Poor Jessica.

Anyway, Jessica’s gown is SO PINK. Ridiculously pink. It’s Giambattista Valli couture, and they probably worked on it for months and months – Biel was visiting the Paris studio every so often, probably for fittings. I do think her gown is pretty, but… you know me. I like traditional and conservative stuff for weddings. A pink gown is too avant-garde for someone as milquetoast as Jessica Biel. Here’s more from People:

Judging by their wedding photo, Justin Timberlake was more than ready to jump into his new life with Jessica Biel, springing airborne with joy.

When the couple of five years exchanged personal vows in a romantic Italian ceremony Oct. 19, “it was a really special evening,” Timberlake, 31, tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story, in which the newlyweds open up for the first time about their special day and share exclusive photos.

“It was a total fantasy experience,” adds Biel, 30.

One cause for emotion? The singer-actor played the guitar and serenaded his beautiful bride-to-be as she walked down the aisle in a custom, petal pink Giambattista Valli Haute Couture gown.

“It was an original piece I wrote specifically for the evening and for her,” says Timberlake, who wore a Tom Ford tux he helped design.

The pair welcomed 100 guests, including close friends Jimmy Fallon, Andy Samberg, Timbaland and Biel’s 7th Heaven costar Beverley Mitchell, to the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy for a week-long wedding celebration.

“It was a lot to ask of them to travel, so we figured we’d give our guests a good party!” says Timberlake.

For Justin and Jessica’s exclusive wedding album – from the bride’s special “something borrowed” to the couple’s dance moves – pick up this week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday

[From People]

“Who wore a Tom Ford tux he helped design…” That is AMAZING! That one detail says all I need to know about Justin. I mean, of course Justin had to teach Tom Ford how to design a proper tux. OF COURSE. Because Tom Ford is good, for sure, but he doesn’t have Justin’s “eye for style”. And yes, Justin totally sang to Jessica. A special song that he wrote just for her. The song was called “We Can Still See Other People, Right Baby?”.

Photos courtesy of People.com and WENN.

We’re a day away from seeing Jessica Biel’s wedding gown. Are you excited? I’m excited. I really am hoping that Jessica will surprise me and the People Magazine cover story devoted to her nuptials will feature beautiful photos of Jessica looking elegant and sophisticated. But let’s be real – this is Jessica Biel. It’s probably going to be a disaster. To do some early promotion for the People Mag issue, Justin and Jessica released additional statements to People yesterday. Justin told People, “It was magical. It was an unforgettable evening.” Jessica said, “It was a fantasy.” Yeah. It just feels like it was Justin’s “fantasy” wedding, not Jessica’s. I bet he didn’t let her decide anything.

Meanwhile, Us Weekly keeps stomping all over People’s milquetoast exclusive with some exclusive reporting of their own. Us Weekly says the floral theme was all-white, and the service went down at the “posh, ultra-exclusive” resort Borgo Egnazia. Us Weekly says Jessica’s formal wedding gown was pink and white… which Anne Hathaway did too, right? The reception was deejayed by Questlove, and some of the guests included Andy Samberg and Jimmy Fallon. Questlove did NOT play any *NSync, but Justin TOTALLY GOT UP AND SANG. At his own wedding. A source says, “Justin performed one song at the wedding. It’s a new one that he hasn’t released yet. He dedicated it to Jessica.” LOL, “he dedicated to Jessica” – because it would have been tacky to dedicate to the pretty Italian waitress, I guess. Obviously, I am a bitter hag, so that one detail is totally cracking me up. I imagine it was a slow, romantic song. I imagine Justin closed his eyes and sang as Jessica looked smug and like the cat that got the cream. If I was a guest at a wedding where the groom started singing to his bride – a song that will be on his new album, I’m sure, so this was like a cross-promotion – I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing.

Now, in our post last Friday about their fancy Italian wedding, many of you said this marriage wouldn’t last. I tend to agree, but you have to remember something very vital: Jennifer Garner is one of Jessica’s close friends. What advice do you think Garner has given Biel to make her marriage work? Could it be a quick pregnancy?

Now that the Total Recall actress has married Sexy Back singer Justin Timberlake, 31, she wants to start a family, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. And the 30-year-old beauty has told friends she’s desperate for two kids – one boy, one girl.

“Jessica’s hitched and now she’s ready for a baby, as soon as possible!” A source told RadarOnline.com. “After her dream Italian wedding, Jessica told Justin that she is ready to have his children and she wants him to start thinking about building a family too.

“Jessica has been gearing up for motherhood for a while, but being the traditionalist she is, wanted to wait till after she got married. She is planning for two kids, ideally a boy and a girl, because she grew up with a younger brother herself and believes it’s healthy to have siblings. And it couldn’t be a more perfect time to start making babies – they both have a break in their schedules to put in the ground work!”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Justin and Jessica’s lavish wedding came with no expense spared – it cost an estimated $6.5 million – making it one of the most expensive in celebrity history.

[From Radar]

Yeah, even though it’s Radar and they could be full of it, I can actually see Jessica’s train of thought on this one. Maybe she won’t get pregnant right away… but next year? Yes, I could see that. And I can see Justin “behaving” for a while. And then in about two years, everything is going to get epic.

UPDATE: Page Six confirms two of my assumptions. One, Biel wore Giambattista Valli. Two, they sold the wedding photos to People for $300,000. Also, Justin didn’t invite any of his NSync boys!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel got married in Italy today. Just now! Are you excited? Judging from the post I wrote about them earlier this week, not so much. People Mag confirms that they got the exclusive deal on their wedding photos, so those will probably have the big “reveal” next Wednesday. I wonder how much the exclusive went for? I’m making the bold assessment that JT and Biel’s Italian wedding photos plus an interview with BOTH of them probably would go for around $300,000-400K. What do you think?

It’s official! After five years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are husband and wife.

“It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends,” the couple told PEOPLE in an exclusive statement Friday.

Timberlake, 31, and Biel, 30, kept mum about the nuptials – they were even vague to guests, keeping the location in southern Italy a complete secret until the last minute – but PEOPLE will have all the details of the wedding, including exclusive photos, in next week’s issue out Wednesday.

Engaged since December, when Timberlake proposed in Big Sky Montana with a custom-designed ring, the couple have been inseparable.

Most recently, Timberlake showed support for his leading lady earlier this month when she was honored at Variety’s Power of Women event for her work with Charity: Water.

The actor-musician said recently of his bride, “She’s a really, really, really special person.”

The happy couple started celebrating earlier this week along with close friends and family.

On Thursday, they hosted a party where guests hung out around open fires and dined on fresh-made cheese, local olives and wine. The night before, the group headed to a beach for a party complete with fireworks and live music.

[From People Magazine]

I’m looking forward to hearing about one thing and one thing only: the food. I want to know what else they had to eat besides “local olives”. I want to know about the CAKE. And I only want to see one thing: the dress. I suspect that Biel went with Giambattista Valli, a solid designer, but I’m just having a sixth-sense feeling that Biel’s whole look is going to be an utter mess. With bangs.

Anyway, congrats to the happy couple. I think they’re awful together, but I’ve been proven wrong before. Maybe she’ll get pregnant right away. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Apparently, it’s finally happening. “This week” they say. “In the next few days” they say. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will make one of the biggest mistakes of their lives this week. They will marry in Italy. The wedding rumors have been growing stronger ever since Justin celebrated his bachelor party with a week-long “boys only” extravaganza in Mexico and Las Vegas several weeks ago, and according to Life & Style, everything is going down this week. Prepare yourselves.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are heading down the aisle in the next few days!

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the duo will tie the knot in Italy this week.



“The wedding was top-secret, hush-hush,” a close friend of the couple tells Life & Style. “Save-the-dates went out in the spring and little information was given. Guests were warned that any phones or cameras would be confiscated, so best to leave them at the hotel.”

In fact, the wedding’s so confidential, even loved ones had to sign confidentiality agreements and weren’t even informed of the venue!

“They were told just to fly to Italy,” shares an insider. Jessica, 30, and Justin, 31, will tie the knot after more than five years of dating.

In December, the Trouble With the Curve star proposed to his longtime love during their annual vacation in the mountains of Jackson Hole, Wyo.

This will be the first marriage for both.

[From Life & Style]

Well, what is there to say? I hope Jessica and Justin get the wedding of their dreams. I suspect Justin did most of the wedding planning, just because he seems anal retentive about that kind of thing, and I think he distrusts Jessica’s taste level and style instincts. My guess is that Justin also had significant input into her dress too – tradition be damned! He was probably there for the fittings. I bet Justin is pissed that his wedding photos will be ruined by Jessica’s unfortunate bangs. I really do think they irritate him. So, basically, my wedding hope for them is that they have a nice time, that neither of them gets too stressed out, and that everything goes off without a hitch. And then a few years from now Justin will be caught with his pants down around some backup dancer or club girl, and then we’ll have to hand them both a giant “Told Ya So.” This union is going to be such a disaster. I really do feel for Jessica. Girl, you got the ring, but at what price?

PS… You know who else might be getting married this week? Evan Rachel Wood & Jamie Bell. Now, that’s a wedding I’d like to see.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

This new Justin Timberlake interview has me stumped. It’s a puzzler. It’s so out-of-character for JT, I just don’t even know where to begin. Justin was promoting his new movie, Trouble With the Curve (that Clint Eastwood mess), and he ended up going into a lengthy discussion about Jessica Biel, and how she’s really special and “hot” and how he had to convince her to go out with him, and how he’ll move heaven and earth to make her happy. It’s like Justin is a Pod Person now. Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something, like Jessica Biel had some kind of Romance Microchip embedded into his brain:

Justin Timberlake isn’t one to go on and on about his love life, but the singer made an exception while promoting his new movie, Trouble With the Curve. During a recent press conference with the Hollywood Foreign Press, Timberlake, 31, spoke candidly about his fiancee and love of five years, Jessica Biel, 30. “She’s a really, really, really special person,” the Tennessee native told reporters. “Plus, she’s really, really, hot!”

According to Timberlake, Biel — who once dated Captain America: First Avenger star Chris Evans, 31 — was reluctant to begin dating him in 2007. “There was nothing starry about the way we got together. It was very un-Hollywood-esque, in fact,” recalled Timberlake, who split with Cameron Diaz, 40, in late 2006. “We met and got talking. Afterwards I asked my friend if I could call her and ask her out. My friend called Jessica and Jessica said yes, and so I called her.”

“I did it the old fashioned way — by telephone,” Timberlake continued at the press conference. “That’s something I learned from both my stepdad and my grandfather — that there is a thing called chivalry and it doesn’t have to die with the birth of the internet. The way I see it, if you’re asking a girl out on a date, it’s only right to do it in a way that she can hear your voice. I had to be pretty persistent in order to get her to say yes. But I have a fair amount of tenacity and if I want something I stick to it. And in the end she agreed.”

Timberlake popped the question in Jackson, Wyoming, in December 2011. “I answer to a higher power now,” he joked. “We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working.”

Though the former ‘N Sync singer wouldn’t go into details about his own wedding, he did share his thoughts about what he believes is required to sustain and happy marriage. “I think it’s important to remember that you go into something like marriage knowing that you don’t know very much about it at all. But I do look at the marriage of my mother and stepdad, and what makes it work for them is that it’s a team effort.”

“Some days are better than other days for all of us — and if we have our good days and bad days individually, and then we’re dealing with someone else’s good and bad days on top of that, it’s going to add up,” Timberlake said. “My mother is a ball of fire in the world and I love that about her. But what I have learned from my stepdad is something as important, which is patience and compassion. Because when you are living with someone else, those two qualities go a long way.”

[From Us Weekly]

WTF? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!! You monster. You fraud! I refuse to believe this courtly, chivalrous, romantic, gushing, sweet gentleman is the real Justin Timberlake. I have lots of historical evidence to back me up. Exhibit A: Olivia Munn! Exhibit B: Random club girls. Exhibit C: HE IS A DOUCHE. Case closed.

Anyway… I tend to believe Justin has just learned how to talk a good game about how he’s an amazing boyfriend/fiancé/husband, but the reality is something altogether different.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding is going to go down soon. Maybe in the next month or so, although I’m starting to suspect… maybe two weekends from now? It seems that Justin spent the last week having an international bachelor party, because nothing says “I’m about to settle down with the woman I love” more than hitting up all of the club girls in Las Vegas and then bringing your boys down to Mexico for some “recreation” south of the border.

According to Us Weekly, JT spent Thursday night in Las Vegas with 20 friends. He and his dudes “took over the dance floor table” at Tryst nightclub at the Wynn, then Surrender at Encore, then the Sinatra Restaurant at the Wynn. He wore a bowtie and a fedora, and some are saying the whole night was “Rat Pack-themed”. According to sources (JT’s rep), Justin was “a good boy” and “It was just him and his guys.” Sure. And then after Vegas, Justin went to Cabo with his boys and Us Weekly says Justin will be enjoying a “multi-day bachelor party bonanza” and a source says the dudes will actually be in Cabo for a WEEK.

A few questions! First, how is JT’s “bachelor party two-week extravaganza” really different from his normal life? Because this is how I imagine Justin acts all of the time. I always think he’s out with the boys, checking out the ladies and, you know, not being faithful. Second question: when is Jessica Biel’s bachelorette party? You know she won’t go for this kind of extravaganza. I would really like to know if she has many girlfriends (I think she has some), or if she’d even be willing to party enough to consume those horrible pre-wedding calories. Maybe a spa day bachelorette party set up by her friend Jennifer Garner?

Here are some photos of JT arriving in Cabo with his dudes. I can only imagine what went down south of the border. *shiver*

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

There are rumors that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married in Wyoming this past weekend. I don’t think the rumors have any substance, but I’m just here to provide the gossip. Allegedly, Jessica finished up her (horrible!) Total Recall publicity tour and jetted home to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, where her groom was waiting for her at a private estate. Does this sound possible? The original source seems to be… Janet Carlton. Not the most reliable, basically.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have reportedly got married in a secret ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. The pair, who got engaged there last year, are believed to have said ‘I do’ on Saturday at a private estate. Hollywood gossip columnist Janet Charlton said the pair ‘pulled a fast one’.

She wrote on her blog on Friday: ‘A source just told us that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are getting married in Jackson Hole, Wyoming as we write this! They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four Seasons Hotel there.’

However, she added on Saturday: ‘Last night turned out to be the rehearsal dinner and the wedding is actually today.’

It was rumoured several months ago that the pair would wed in Wyoming, and celebrity wedding cake designer Sylvia Weinstock did little to quell the rumours, writing on Twitter that she was in the area over the weekend.

She wrote: ‘America is a beautiful country Jackson hole a marvel (sic).’

Pinkisthenewblog.com also claimed that a ranch owned by one of Timberlake’s friends has had a stage constructed for the past two weeks.

The wedding reports come after Biel recently insisted they had no time to plan her big day – saying: ‘It’s very exciting but it’s hard to find the time for it! But it’s a good moment just to enjoy it. I have no idea of what I want. I am one of those people who are not very detailed orientated. I don’t feel like I’m one of those people who is like, ‘This has to be done this way.’ I’m more of a big idea person. I will probably give an idea and let it be created. I feel like most of my friends, bless them, always go through some sort of something – one day of ‘bridezilla’. Maybe it’s just part of the experience.’

The Total Recall beauty began dating Timberlake in 2007, before briefly splitting early 2011. However, by the end of the year he proposed to her in the Jackson mountains, Wyoming. Representatives of the pair have yet to respond to MailOnline about the wedding speculation.

[From The Mail]

Now, while I think it’s possible that Jessica Biel has very little to do with the wedding planning (let’s face it, it’s ALL Justin), I just don’t see her rushing to get to her wedding at the last minute, right on the heels of her Total Recall publicity tour. Plus, I kind of believed her when she said in interview after interview that she was just enjoying the engagement, and that she and Justin hadn’t made a firm wedding date. Who knows though? They’re such a strange couple, maybe they did it like this.

Here are some more photos of Biel in that completely terrible Giambattista Valli dress last week in London. You know, Valli is said to be one of the major contenders to design Biel’s wedding gown. Could this monstrosity have been a dry-run? LOL. What if Biel gets married in a feathered peplum and oddly-sleeved and collared mess?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Remember when Jessica Biel talked to In Style last month and revealed that her fiance, Justin Timberlake, styles her? She also dropped a lot of Hallmark card wisdom about relationships and maintaining her individuality. It was a somewhat revealing look into how she justifies getting engaged to a guy who cheated on her multiple times (allegedly). In a new interview with Hello! Magazine, Jessica does the same thing. It’s really easy to read into her quotes, and I just came away from it feeling sorry for her. She kind of admits that Justin dumped her, and explains why she still feels ok with her decision to get back with him. Granted I’m reading behind the lines, but tell me that’s not what she’s saying here. (Note that these quotes are similar to what she told In Style and The Chicago Sun Times about her long engagement, but they’re somewhat different and Hello presents them like she told them this in person. She’s probably just repeating her talking points. I’ve been fooled by Hello’s format before, which is why I’m mentioning it.)

On being engaged for a long time
“I enjoy being engaged. It’s kind of an amazing time in anyone’s life, I think. People I know who are already married have told me, ‘Don’t rush this period, because you’ll never have it again.’ And I’ve been trying to listen to that advice.

“When we start actually planning the wedding, I’ll really get focused on it and make the decisions and think about the seating charts and the menus and all those things. But for right now, there’s no stress.

“There’s something very romantic and magical about where we are at the moment. I absolutely believe in a long engagement because I want to enjoy this time for as long as possible.”

On her breakup with Justin last year and getting back with him
“Apparently, I needed to be alone for a while. I think that when you take the time to stand by yourself as an independent person, and you find out that you actually are capable of moving forward alone and being fine on your own, then that is a very empowering feeling to have.

“It gives you a lot of strength and a lot of confidence, too, because it means you know that from that point on, any decision you make is an educated one, not just an emotional one. So you can make your own choice about whether to step back into a relationship or whether to go in a different direction. You feel good about who you are – which can only help.”

On the qualities she looks for in a man
“I don’t know that I am attracted to a particular type of man as such. But I like to be with someone who has a sense of humour and a very playful quality and at the same time is very intense about the things he cares about. I like that dichotomy. Also, someone energetic because I’m very energetic myself and I think I would have a hard time living with a couch potato.

“But it’s really about being with someone who can be a partner to me, whom I feel I can trust and who can be non-judgmental about my choices and support me through the rough times when they come along – as I will him.

“And that’s exciting when you find the person, to think about going through all the ups and downs of life and doing it together.”

On her relationship: “nothing is perfect”
“I think that when you’re a little girl, you have the idea of a knight in shining armour scooping you onto a horse and you ride off into the sunset and everything is perfect.

“Now that I’m more mature, I think I have a better understand that life doesn’t work out like that – that nothing is perfect and everything is going to be hard in some way or another. It’s more a case of pick the person that you an ride the waves with, jump into the boat and go for it.”

On her wedding plans, which are vague
“I haven’t even started to think about that yet.

“I do know that it’s not going to be a great big to-do. This will be a very private moment for us, so we’re going to keep it small and intimate. The people I’d most like us to be like are Emily Blunt and John Krasinski – it seemed like one day they were engaged and the next they were married and nobody had known anything about it. And I did at the time think, ‘Aha! That’s the way to do it.’

“I did hear of one couple who did a really great thing. They invited everybody to a Halloween party at which they were dressed up as a bride and groom. And, of course, everyone turned up in gory costumes with blood everywhere. Then in the middle of the party, suddenly the couple said, ‘Surprise! We’re really getting married!’ And they did, with all their friends wearing Halloween costumes. I thought that was a really great idea. So maybe we’ll steal it.”

[From Hello! Magazine, print edition, August 20, 2012]

Notice that she doesn’t say “We” haven’t thought about our wedding plans, she says “I” haven’t thought about it, which is telling. She also never mentions talking about it with Justin. So she felt strong and confident after Justin broke up with her, and she felt like she made an educated decision to get back with him? That’s her business, and it seems like that’s how she explains it to herself, but she’s not coming across like someone who is deeply in love and committed to getting married. She sounds like someone who is trying to figure out what’s going on with her relationship, who realizes she’s settling on some level, and who is taking time to decide if she should get married or not – which is good news, really. Maybe she’ll realize that she needs to pull the plug before she makes it official. What is it that hack Dr. Phil always says, “the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior“? (I googled it, I shouldn’t have put a question mark there.) It’s not like Justin is suddenly going to be faithful once they get married – IF they get married.

I’ve been hating on Jessica Biel’s bangs for months now. If Jessica was looking for a way for me to repeatedly tell her that she’s pretty – much too pretty for these thick, shaggy-dog bangs – she found the right way. It’s all I can think about whenever I’m writing about her: BANGS. And how awful she looks with bangs, and how pretty her face would be if she grew them out, and how I hope she doesn’t end up a bangs-trauma’d bride. I’ve also repeatedly suggested that Justin ordered her to get bangs because JT basically acts as Jessica’s stylist, and I could see him making a douche move like, “Baby, maybe you should try bangs.” But according to Radar, JT hates them as much as me.

As far as Justin Timberlake is concerned, Jessica Biel is having a bad hair day! The Sexy Back singer is not a fan of the Total Recall star’s new do, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. And Justin has even gone as far to tell Jessica not to think about sporting the choppy bangs for their big day.

“Jessica’s new bangs hairdo isn’t doing it for Justin, he absolutely hates it,” a source revealed. “He prefers it when Jessica has her hair side-parted, with a little bit of wave, or when she has it simply tied back. She’s very conscious of her forehead, which she thinks is a little big, despite Justin’s reassurances that there’s nothing wrong with her. Justin has begged Jessica to change it back to how he likes it because he thinks the bangs look boyish. She’s always asking him to grow his hair a little, Jessica detests it when Justin shaves his head, so he’s had to compromise at times for her.”

“There’s no way he’d be happy if she wore her hair like that for their wedding, and she certainly won’t let him cut his hair short either,” the source revealed.

Jessica told the Chicago Sun-Times on July 30 that she and Justin hadn’t even begun planning their nuptials yet.

“I’m just enjoying being engaged,” she revealed. “I do feel like there is a lot of time and nothing needs to be rushed. But being engaged is just absolutely amazing. You’re in this romantic, ahhhhh, breathless moment that I’m just trying to extend as long as possible.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Jessica isn’t embarrassed to admit that her husband-to-be, has a better sense of style than she does! The 30-year-old actress revealed in the August 2012 InStyle that she isn’t quite as style savvy as her man – and that he even picks out her outfits.

“I’ll be honest: He has better taste than I do,” she admits. “When I walk out of the closet after getting dressed in the morning, I’ll go like this [turns palms upward as if to say, 'Well?']. And he goes like this [shakes head no]. Then he picks again. It’s hilarious.”

[From Radar]

“He prefers it when Jessica has her hair side-parted, with a little bit of wave, or when she has it simply tied back.” That gave me the image of Justin sitting Jessica down and saying, “OK, we’re going to figure this out. I brought ribbons, hair clips, some gel and a comb. Cancel all of your appointments today because we need to figure out what kind of style works best on your face.” There’s an element of Professor Higgins/Pygmalion to this whole situation – as if Justin is treating his fiancée like his own private Barbie doll. While I think Justin is a controlling douche in general… yeah, I agree with him about her bangs. UGH!

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